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Friday   Oct 13, 2006  Vol 1855 - Bushworld 

Quote of the Day

"I plead guilty, Your Honor. I never 
  intended my career to end this way, 
  and I am ashamed it did..." 
    -- GOP's Bob Ney, going to prison  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
His Dangerous Delusions
South Park  Bush 
Reid Story Frame up? 
Breaking the Silence 
Murtha vs Nasty Jean 
Congressional Pedos 
It's alive!
Ney pleads Guilty 
Rachel Bilson Bionic? 


Seen in Seattle



"Clinton wanted to talk reason to North Korea and Bill Richardson went there with flowers 
  and chocolates and he went with light water nuclear reactors, and he went with promises of 
  heavy oil and a basketball signed by Michael Jordan, and many other inducements for the 
  Dear Leader to try to agree not to develop nuclear weapons, and it failed."
    -- Tony Snow, Bush's lying whore  Link

North Korea nad no WMDs when Clinton was president.
Their nuke material was locked up with IAEA inspectors watching it.

Then Der Fuhrer rattled HIS nuclear sabers at them so THEN they threw out 
the inspectors and began arming themselves against Bush's imminent invasion

But you keep lying,
the networks keep repeating your lies,
and the pink tutu Democrats don't mind you lying,
you might succeed in selling that lie like you've sold the 9-11 lies.

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Bush & His Dangerous Delusions
  by Robert Parry

There's always been the frightening question of what would happen if a President went completely bonkers. 
But there is an equally disturbing issue of what happens if a President loses touch with reality, especially if he 
is surrounded by enough sycophants and enablers so no one can or will stop him.

At his Oct. 11 news conference, Bush gave the country a peek into his imaginary world, a bizarre place
impenetrable by facts and logic, where falsehoods, once stated, become landmarks and where Bush's 
"gut" instinct, no matter how misguided, is the compass for finding one's way.

In speaking to White House reporters, Bush referenced Hussein's defiance of U.N. resolutions 
banning WMD (when Hussein actually had eliminated his WMD stockpiles).

"We tried the diplomacy," Bush said. "Remember it? We tried resolution after resolution after resolution."
Though the resolutions had worked - and left Hussein stripped of his WMD arsenal - that isn't 
how it looks in Bush's world, where the resolutions failed and there was no choice but to invade.  is the most important site on the internet

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"They oughtta fire every one of 'em,. I don't care if they're heterosexual or homosexual. 
  If you've got that going on, that subverts the will of the people; that subverts the voters. 
  That is subversive activity. There should be no organization among staffers in Washington 
  of that nature, and if they find out that they're there and they're a member, they oughtta 
  be dismissed el pronto."
    -- Donald Wildman, (R-Bilingual) about the GOP acting all Catholic,  Link

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South Park Aids Bush on 9-11
 Those guys love their Bush

They basically ridiculed anyone who thinks Bush might be keeping secrets about 9-11,
disregarding the fact that Bush & Co did everything they could to block the investigation.

Why would innocent people block that investigation?

Reminder: We spent $100M on Monica, (closer to $300M when you count the massive
amounts the media spent on a story that was none of our business) but only $3m on 9-11
proving that Clinton's zipper is 33 times more important to America than Bush's phony war.

I wonder how these guys would feel if Bush told them they were
only about 1/33 as important as Bill Clinton's sex life?

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Subject: why they hate Jimmy Carter

Ever seen that list of all the countries we've bombed since WWII,
complete with the dates we bombed them?

If you look closely, you'll notice that one President's term is missing from the list.
The ONLY President who DIDN'T bomb anybody?  Jimmy Carter.

So it's pretty easy to see why conservatives don't like him.
You know conservatives - if somebody, somewhere isn't suffering, they're not happy.


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Murtha To Campaign Against Nasty Jean
 Slut called Murtha a coward - he's going to make her pay

Jack Murtha is coming to Ohio to campaign for Dem Victoria Wulsin -- and against "Mean Jean" Schmidt,
the woman who called Murtha a "coward."   Murtha will invade Mean Jean's district this coming Saturday.
For Murtha, this may amount to more than run-of-the-mill campaigning. Last November, Mean Jean said:
"Cowards cut and run, Marines never do." Murtha, of course, was a Marine for 27 years.

Murtha refuses to pussyfoot with the Swift Boat bastards.
A shot of Chinaco for Murtha for fighting back.


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Subject: not enough, here is a suggestion

A quote from John Kerry:

'There's nothing -- nothing -- in my life in public service I regret more, nothing even close,'
 We should all be willing to say: 'I was wrong, I should not have voted for the Iraq War Resolution.' "

Not enough, John.  Add, "...and I will never again seek the White House," and we might for give you.


I disagree, and it's just like Kerry to get this all wrong.

The way I understand things (You'd think Kerry would know better than me), he voted to
give Bush the authority to "take action as needed," which isn't the same as "murder the Iraqis."

When the Police Academy give a gun to a graduate, they're saying,
"We're giving you the authority to take action (shoot a guy) as needed."

Somebody straighten me out.
Why should any senator have to eat the vote that Bush lied about?

Instead, Kerry should apologize for turning the other cheek to the Swift Boat Bastards
and refusing to LIST THE DAMN FACTS during his don't-wanna-win 2004 campaign.

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AP's Reid Story Doesn't Add Up

The story, by the Whore AP's John Solomon, makes it sound as if Reid got money
for land he didn't own. But that's not the case.

It's not the first time that Solomon has published a misleading story about Reid. This is the third
such story by Solomon over the past six months. Each time, Solomon has hit Reid for taking actions
which might create the appearance of ethical impropriety. But because Solomon writes for the most
powerful news organization in the land, these very gray-shaded stories pack a wallop. It doesn't help
that on numerous occasions, he has missed or distorted key details - missteps that help blow up his stories.
This story is no different.

I don't trust The Whore AP any more than I trust the Washington Whore Post or FOX Whore News
or the New York Whore Times.  I don't trust any news organization that has "whore" in their name.

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Italian with a Vette.

Breaking the Silence
 by Ron Kovic of Born on the Fourth of July fame

The mask has been ripped away. The lie has been exposed and this criminal government now
stands naked before the world! These are provocative words, and the truth may be deeply
unsettling but when will we speak the truth? When will we end this silence? How much longer
before we admit that this government threatens the lives and liberty of us all?

What will it take before we finally realize the true reality of this crisis?

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Subject: Carville


Hate to destroy your myths, but I read something this week about Carville learning
that Kerry WAS going to contest Ohio, and that he (Carville) called his bitch wife about it,
who warned the DICK, where upon the WH got Blackwell on it.

In other words, Carville, a big Dem, betrayed (surprise, right?) Kerry and helped in his defeat.

I smell horseshit.
Bob Dole smells horseshit.
The American people smell horseshit.

I say that didn't happen the way you say it did.
I have $100 that says you "sex-ed up" that myth because the facts don't fit.

Now, I know you will dismiss this, because like the beatified Clintons, who you love
like the right wing monkeys love their George W., you cannot stand to have your heros exposed.

Dude, you can say that 1,000 times, but would that make it true?
I don't dismiss it because I worship the Clintons.
I dismiss it because my $100 says it didn't happen the way you said it did.

I'll admit that even I would like to NOT believe this about Carville.  However:

I've never heard of
Are they as credible as the NY Times (not a compliment.)?

Don't be another Pierre Salinger.
Don't believe everything you see on the internet.

She's a real asshole BC.  Real asshole.
And maybe that is why she will be President - look at the asshole in there now.

Dude, I'm an optimist next to you.

Anyway, if you bother to find out more about Carville, don't throw a hissy fit on me 
because I really don't have much respect for your depth of intellect, 

I'm smarter than the President of the United States...

...and you are vengeful when ou come up against someone you cannot bully down
- not that different from Rush in reality.  

I may have the only masthead that includes "Revenge" in my mission statement.

But I still find you entertaining in your own adolescent (booze, drugs n rock n roll) way.

That's why we call it "the Tequila Treehouse." It's a signal to the smart people
that you don't have to take everything so seriously.

Well, if I send you any info that might be legit on
Carville, have the intellectual curiosity to read it,

Neil in VT

Send it with my $100.

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More on the Reid hit piece
  by Kos

Actually, he did own that land. It just so happened that three years ago,
he transfered the property from his own personal name to that of an LLC.

And btw, this was all disclosed to the ethics committee. The place were things got sloppy is that Reid
continued to disclose ownership of the land as a personal asset rather than ownership in the LLC which
owned the land. But that's it. Fact is, the LLC had no other assets other than this piece of land, and
Reid disclosed ownership of the piece of land.

Solomon is either being dishonest or an idiot. But watch the wingers and GOP try to gain traction
off this story to divert from their coddling of a sexual predator.

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 Want to trade links?

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Put "Link me" in the subject header.
Maybe mention what section you belong in - news, humor, etc

Your link will be seen by dozens

Subject: Corvette owner gay?

Don't see why the driver necessarily has to be gay.
He may just be being up-front about the price of a ride...


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Listen to Mike Malloy as he substitutes for Jerry Springer next Thursday and Friday October 19 & 20!
Check your local Springer on the Radio affiliates for broadcast times.   Listen LIVE

We hope to have some good news to share with you in the next few days (as well as
our Air America saga), thanks for hanging in there! What a long, strange trip its been.

As always, your email, calls, and petitions are tremendously helpful.
It certainly is a big boost to our morale and is noticed by potential radio outlets as well.
Thank you thank you thank you so much, we'll be in touch.

Watch your back,

I'll be listening with f-ing bells on (That's just an expression.)

What will be Mike's first rant?

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Random thought...

I wish I was in Battle Creek, MI. 


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Subject: Sweaty's a crook

I'd say the Sweaty Wrestler's land deal was dicier still 
and you hardly heard a peep about it on MSM.


Besides stabbing their president in the back on the health care issue, 
another reason the Democrats lost everything in 1994 was they bounced
some checks at a bank their owned and the GOP screamed "Criminals"
and the poor, dumb Democrats couldn't figure out a way to explain their "crimes."

Now we have murders, rapes, torture, spying, invasions, amputees etc. as far as 
the eye can see, but no, the GOP isn't bouncing any checks, so they must be honest.

Why are Democrats so pitifully helpless?

                    "We're scared, Bart - scared and stupid!"

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Congressional Pedos

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Subject: 50 dolla ho

Bart, you wrote:

> Someone sent me $$50 and said, "Please don't stop running Shirley pictures." 
> Does that make me a whore?

Ha ha! You are always so funny. No. Because you would run her pictures no matter what, 
even when hell freezes over, like it did when the whore media jumped on the Foleygate scandal 
to avoid having to talk about the real horrible crime when republicans passed that law giving 
Dumbo the okay to torture people.

Simon Seamount

Actually, I had stopped running them.
That's why he sent the $50.

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'The best news in the field.'

Open Letter to Osama

Dude, you're upset - we get that.
But why are you upset with "Americans?"

It was the Bush Family that caused all the things to happen that made you mad.
Poppy Bush faked the first Gulf War because people called him, "The Wimp"
and he wanted to be a war hero and steal some oil on the side. 

So Poppy Bush put those bacon-eating soldiers on your "sacred sand."

Then Der Fuhrer Bush came along and muscled in on the Taliban, forcing them
to accept his terms for the Unocal Pipeline than now runs thru Afghanistan.

I don't agree with your actions on 9-11, but I understand why you did it.
Since Fuhrer Bush was going to steal your country, and you were powerless to stop him,
you practiced a little "pre-emptive strike" on your own and gave NY a black eye.

You're a lot like Fuhrer Bush in another respect: You attacked innocent people.
New Yorkers never did anything to you - neither did the Pentagon workers.

It was all the crimes committed by the Bush Family Evil Empire.

You and George are a lot alike.
Did you play together as kids?

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Subject: 655,000 Iraqis dead


The medical journal Lancet published an article that put the total number of Iraqis that died since
the invasion at 655,000 more than the death rate before the invasion.  In other words, nearly 16,000
more Iraqis are dying every month than when Saddam was in power.  This was the most scientifically
accurate measurement yet, meeting very stringent standards of how to determine the number of people
who have died.  The study was reviewed by a large number of scientists, all of whom were surprised
by the number but who agreed that the methods used were the best possible.

Since it is scientific, Bush calls it "not credible" - even though it is by far the most credible estimate to date.

Science and the facts have always been enemies of this criminal administration.

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Bush eats a Baby

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Produced by Tally Briggs
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Subject: How many fingers does Musclehead have?

The answer will shock you.

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Why Does Habeas Corpus Hate America
  by Keith Olbermann

Because the Mark Foley story broke on September 28th, exploding the following day,
many people may not have noticed a bill passed by the Senate that night.

Congress passed The Military Commissions Act to give Bush the power to deal with America's
enemies - those who seek to harm this country.  And he has been very clear about who that is:

" for people to leak that program, and for a newspaper to publish it does great harm to America."

So the president said it was urgent that Congress send him this bill as quickly as possible,
not for the politics of next month's elections, but for America.

"The fact that we're discussing this program is helping the enemy."

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2754....2759 American victims

We lost  5  more since yesterday.

 "Bush's war costs $2 billion a week."
   -- so by all means, stay the course?

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.

Subject: Hi from Jakarta

Dear Bart - Greetings from Indonesia. 
I live and work here but read you each and everyday; you are much appreciated.

Can you send t-shirts 12,000 miles away?
Keep hammerin'

Steve, we sure can.
Just add a few extra bucks for shipping.

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Click  to  Order

Air America Radio files Bankruptcy 
 That means creditors have to back off

Air America Radio has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. 

The network had denied rumors just a month ago that it would file for bankruptcy. On Friday, 
Air America spokeswoman Jaime Horn told The Whore AP that the filing became necessary 
only recently after negotiations with a creditor from the company's early days broke down.

The network will stay on the air while it resolves issues with its creditors, Horn said. 

In a recent BCR show, I re-told the story of my negotiations with creditors
when I was too penniless to afford to hire a bankruptcy attorney.

Whoever the creditor is just delayed getting paid - stupid move. The judge will give AAR 
6 months or maybe even a year to "consolidate their feces" before ordering payments,
so it looks like AAR will be around at least that long.

Now can Mike Malloy come back?

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TV Stuff

Saturday: Wanda Sykes first special on HBO.
I predict 1/3 of the show will be politics.

Sunday: Jon Stewart's Autism Fundraiser on Comedy Central.
They promised they were going "uncensored," and everyone is going to be there.

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That e-mail that you were going to send but never did?

It would've gone right here.

Make your letters short, 
get to the point 
but most important
say something.

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Subject: Geneva conventions

Hitler's generals told him the Geneva Conventions were "quaint and obsolete?"
Which Geneva Conventions are those?
Certainly not the ones adopted after WWII.

The Geneva Conventions consist of four treaties formulated in Geneva, Switzerland, 
that set the standards for international law for humanitarian concerns. The conventions 
were the results of efforts by Henri Dunant, who was motivated by the horrors of war 
he witnessed at the Battle of Solferino in 1859. 

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Rachel Bilson - New Bionic Woman?
 NBC looking for "Galactica-type" success


NBC found what it was looking for with The Bionic Woman, a spin-off the The Six Million Dollar Man 
that starred Lindsay Wagner as tennis pro Jamie Sommers, who was literally put back together after a 
sky-diving accident and then used her talents--ultra-fast legs, super-strong arm, great hearing--to fight crime. 

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