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Halloween, 2006 Vol 1867 - GOP's gay porn
 Quote of the Day "Rush - a fat, draft-dodging, drug addict,
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Quotes
"I remember dressing up as a cowboy with the
belt and holster and the big hat.
But where I grew up, not many people
gave out candy."
-- Charles Barkley, Halloween memories, Link
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All the
President's Lies
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
Perhaps no U.S. political leader in modern history
has engaged in a pattern of lying
and distortion more systematically than George
W. Bush has.
Bush's lies also aren't about petty matters, such
as some personal indiscretion or minor misconduct.
Rather his dishonesty deals with issues of war
and peace, the patriotism of his opponents, and the
founding principles of the American Republic.
They are the kinds of lies and distortions more
befitting the leader of a totalitarian state whipping up
his followers to go after some perceived enemy
than the President of the world's preeminent
democracy seeking an informed debate among the
citizenry.
For instance, in an Oct. 28 speech in Sellersburg,
Indiana, Bush worked the crowd into a frenzy
of "USA, USA" chants by accusing Democrats of
not wanting to "detain and question terrorists,"
not wanting to listen in on "terrorist communications,"
and not wanting to bring terrorists to trial
- all gross distortions of Democratic positions.
Bush never mentions the constitutional concerns
about his strategies or the questions about their
effectiveness. According to him, his decisions
are always benign and obvious; those of his opponents
border on the crazy and disloyal.
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"I'd like to welcome President Clinton. And
I see she's brought her husband."
--Mick Jagger, at Bill
Clinton's 60th birthday show,
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Fascist taped groping woman
Excerpt:
Videotapes from the parking garage where Congressman
Jim Gibbons (R-Criminal)
is alleged to have tried to sexually assault
a waitress are now in the hands of police.
Chrissy Mazzeo says Gibbons grabbed her and propositioned
her on October 13th.
Gibbons is running for Nevada governor against
Democrat Dina Titus.
At first, police said there were no surveillance
tapes of the inside of the garage.
Mazzeo says Gibbons tried to force himself on
her.
Gibbons says he was helping her up after she
tripped.
Are there any Republicans not guilty of a crime?
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Quotes
"In the RNC's attack ad on Harold Ford, a sleazy-looking
fellow says,
"So, Ford took money from porn movie producers.
I mean, who hasn't?"
Who hasn't? Well, it turns out that
the RNC has...the RNC has accepted contributions
from Nich Boyias...the owner of one
of the largest producers of gay porn.
The difference between the money Ford
took and the money the RNC took?
Ford gave his back..."
--Tim Grieve, Link
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Subject: yesterday's Random thought...
Bart, you wrote:
> On Nov 7, will we be celebrating?
> Or will we be cursing the Democrats for refusing
> to look into Diebold like we begged them
1,000 times?
I for one will do neither.
First we won't win so nothing to celebrate.
Second we saw it coming a long time ago when
the Dems went to sleep over diebold.
It's like seeing a tidal wave on the horizon and
you've got 20 minutes to run - but do nothing.
How can you curse the wave when you know what
it's going to do?
Paul
Paul, I get that, but it is possible that we could win on Nov 7.
Of course, it will be a referendum on his hated
the BFEE bastards are, not an affirmation
of trust or respect for the gelding pink tutu
Democrats that allow Bush to rape them daily.
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Simpsons
mock Bush
For Halloween episode, aliens occupy Springfield
Excerpt:
Entitled "The Day the Earth Was Stupid," the
segment's parallels to Bush's
occupation of Iraq are surprisingly heavy-handed
for the usually sly "Simpsons."
"The Earthlings continue to resent our presence,"
Kang says at one point to Kodos.
"You said we'd be greeted as liberators!"
"Don't worry; we still have the people's hearts
and minds," Kodos replies,
then cheerfully holds up a brain and a heart.
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Why Bush Smirks
Excerpt:
In observing our president's expressions over
the years, I saw a feature of Bush's face that revealed
more about his inner self than anything issuing
forth from his mouth. He has a disconnect between the
right side and the left side of his face. While
the right side of his mouth and the corner of his right eyes
portray a smile, the left side of his mouth and
the corners of his left eye convey a scowl. The result is
a twisted smirk that has become his trademark
expression.
Or, he could be a twisted child who is unable to stop himself from smirking
at everything.
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We have a few shot glasses left.
Subject: Saw it on the Huff
Kristen Breitweiser's clear and honest blog:
"Bush - al Qaeda's Employee of the Month for the last five years."
I wish the Dems would use THAT in ads this week!
Could you see it?
Bush in Wal-Mart clothes as al Qaeda's Employee
of the year!
-E.g
"Explosives
are on Aisle 6"
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Subject: Which side are you on?
1) Dems should start impeachment proceedings
immediately?
2) Dems should work with Repugs to get
a few things done?
Please answer on your site...
Wait a minute...
Ol' Bart don't like measuring drapes before the
chickens have hatched...
wayne10
Let's get one thing straight - Bush is not going to jail
for war crimes.
The best we could expect is a public shaming, which he mostly already
has.
Sure, the whore media will always say he was the best president ever,
but the people will know what an incompetent, selfish bastard he really
is.
First thing they should do is issue subpoenas and get those bastards
under oath.
The problem?
The whore Supreme Court will reverse allllllllllllll those Monica
rulings
and decide that Bush is "too busy" to be bothered with "such nonsense."
When you own the umpires, it's easy to fix the game.
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Quotes
"I had a run-in with a less than compassionate
conservative.
I guess I'm not supposed to speak until
my symptoms go away."
-
Michael J. Fox, rubbing Der Pigboy's face in it
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If this works, we could play a wekly
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5. Register for the tournament and meet Bart
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6. It wouldn't hurt to show up early and get
a feel for the place. Look for 'bartcop"
7. I will post the password to get in right
here a few minutes before the game.
Once we get the bugs worked out, we'll offer a $25 "bounty" if you knock out Ol' Bart.
It only took me 10 minutes to get signed up.
They wouldn't take my credit card, but they took my bank account info.
Anybody got $5.50 worth of gamble in them?
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"The best news in the field.'
Want to trade links?
The
link page is bigger than ever,
thanks to Chicago
Jim
Put "Link me" in the subject header.
Maybe mention what section you belong in - news, humor, etc
Your link will be seen by dozens
US Housing Market Collapse
Excerpt:
The four big questions are:
1. The housing market in the U.S is bad but how
bad is it going to get ?
2. If the housing market collapses with the economy
in the United States go into a recession ?
3. Since, the U.S is a global power will a real
estate collapse throw the rest of the world for a loop ?
4. Why did we ever assign such a fundamental
necessity as housing to the private market in the first place?
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Subject: Poker and Pelosi
Bart, I agree with you about Pelosi.
It's funny how the GOP is ALWAYS able to identify
and exploit the Dem's biggest weaknesses.
It's because "Liberal" is the new "Nigger."
But I agree with you about Pelosi.
Don't crow about your four kings until you know
for certain 4 aces ain't out there, too.
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Random Thought...
What's wrong with Esquire Magazine?
They spend 6 loooong months teasing their readers about their opinion
of who is the sexiest woman alive - turns out it's Scarlett Johansson.
She wouldn't be my pick, but she's a nice-looking woman,
..except when photographed by Esquire Magazine!
Have you ever seen a more sexless picture of her?
Who posed her - the BTK Strangler?
She looks like she's waiting for a chiropractor to help her.
She looks like she's been shot in the thigh and the head and
the medic told her to put pressure on her wounds to slow the bleeding.
Worse than that - they all but hide her face.
If she's the sexiest woman in the world, can we see her face?
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Subject: Pink tutu paychecks
The pay for congress members doesn't change if
they become the majority leaders
so why should Pelosi or Reid try?
They can sit back and collect a pay check or go
out on a limb calling the Bush administration to account.
Mike C
Mike, the party in power can collect more lucrative bribes.
Our Democrats can't figure that out.
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Winning
the Spin Battle
by Ivan Eland
Excerpt:
Bush and Rove realize they are losing the pre-election
PR battle with the Democrats over the war.
Rove didn't think the American people could intellectually
process more than three words.
So he cleverly tried to define the President's
position on the war as "stay the course" and
paint the Democrats as advocating a policy of
"cut and run."
The Democrats were scoring more points by attacking
this empty slogan than the Republicans were
by using the equally vacuous phrase "cut and
run" against the Democrats. To Bush, this dangerous
pre-election problem meant that it was time for
change - not in Iraq policy (at least not before the
election), but a change in how to spin the war.
But Bush and Rove are at a loss for another easy
three-word phrase to describe their alleged flexibility.
The President said that he would not use "stay
the course" anymore. I have news for Bush:
The three-word slogan "adjusting our tactics"
is a political loser.
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Subject: Pigboy
Bart, how come you guys are letting this pig boy come down on Mike Fox without a comment?
I'm doing what I can, but Der vulgar Pigboy's
comments are hardly news.
He's been spewing hate like that at the sick
and the old for decades.
And now that other Republican idiot Bill O'Rielly
wants to lash out at Mike also.
Ans in case you miseed it, Matt Lauer put his
two cents in on their side too.
It looks like all the pigs are in the mud now,
what do you think?
James DA
Matt Lauer is a Fascist whore, but not as bad as O'Reilly or Der Pigboy.
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"We hate sick people..."
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Marty's Entertainment Page
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Quotes
"There are 22 daily newspapers in Florida.
All 22 have endorsed Bill Nelson."
--Larry Lipman, Link
That's because Nelson is running against a Bush poodle.
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Pigboy's
'Whites Only' talk
lancemannion.typepad.com
Excerpt:
Everything Rush Limbaugh says means the same
thing. The actual words he uses are irrelevent.
No matter what he says this is what he means:
'Rich white guys like me should run the country
and be allowed to do whatever we want, and anybody
or anything that gets in the way of that
needs to be steamrollered in a hurry.
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"I want cat treats!"
Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days 
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2813....2816
American victims
Bush killed 103
soldiers in October,
but that's OK because
Exxon made $100M just yesterday
Why are the families silent?
Do they still think their loved ones died for a reason?
What would that reason be?
Exxon
made $100M just yesterday
Meanwhile, Bush's war costs taxpayers
$2 billion a week.
He's the greatest president ever - if you have oil stocks.
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
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"Family values are the top issue for me. The
other side
are trying to kill babies and take
away our guns."
--Candace Crone, die-hard Republican,
calling Nancy
Reagan, Babs, Pickles and the twins "baby killers" Link
George W Bush - spawn of a baby killer, he married a baby killer
and together he and the baby killer raised two baby killers - what
a family!
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I'll work on BCR tomorrow - look for it soon.
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TV Stuff
TV's best night has something for everyone.
Stand Off isn't one of TV's best, but it's plenty watchable and doesn't insult.
House is one
of TV's best, and tonight starts a major story-arc.
House pisses off a cop who then wants to bust him for his drug abuse.
Boston Legal is always good - when Denny Carin's involved.
On Veronica Mars, probably the best show on TV right now,
she gets mad, and you
don't want to be who she's mad at. In the previews, she's in a casinoe*
that gets robbed.
A gunman with a Jimmy Carter mask steals a locket from her neck.
She looks him in the eye and says, "You shouldn't
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People who get on her bad side either end up dead, in prison or duct-taped
naked to a flagpole so the others can point and laugh at their exposed
ass.
TV Quote.
"When is Lost going to start making
some sense?
We've watched it from the very beginning,
but we now feel
like we are wasting out time - It's
a jumbled mess."
- A letter writer to TV Guide
Lost seems to be a handjob wrapped in a riddle baked inside
an enigma.
People say, "It makes no sense, but it's fun
to watch."
Can anybody argue with that?
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Marcia Cross loses nude photos
Excerpt:
Marcia Cross is demanding the return of 200 photos,
some revealing, that got away from her.
She threw the pictures out - the trashmen found
them and the race is on.
"There are some pictures of her showering outside,"
Schmidt tells a whore paper.
"She looks absolutely gorgeous. And yes, the
carpet does match the curtains."
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