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Halloween, 2006  Vol 1867 - GOP's gay porn

Quote of the Day

"Rush - a fat, draft-dodging, drug addict, 
  jacking his maid up, having her buy dope 
  for him - that fat sunuvab!tch - I mean, 
  enough bad stuff can't happen to him." 
   - Don Imus, old GOP drug-addict,

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
The President's Lies 
Fascist caught on tape 
Simpsons mock Bush 
Why Bush Smirks 
Pigboy: Whites Only 
Winning the Spin Battle 
Election Predictions 
Random thought... 
Marcia Cross nude




"I remember dressing up as a cowboy with the belt and holster and the big hat.
  But where I grew up, not many people gave out candy."
     -- Charles Barkley, Halloween memories, Link

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All the President's Lies
    by Robert Parry

Perhaps no U.S. political leader in modern history has engaged in a pattern of lying 
and distortion more systematically than George W. Bush has.

Bush's lies also aren't about petty matters, such as some personal indiscretion or minor misconduct. 
Rather his dishonesty deals with issues of war and peace, the patriotism of his opponents, and the 
founding principles of the American Republic.

They are the kinds of lies and distortions more befitting the leader of a totalitarian state whipping up 
his followers to go after some perceived enemy than the President of the world's preeminent 
democracy seeking an informed debate among the citizenry.

For instance, in an Oct. 28 speech in Sellersburg, Indiana, Bush worked the crowd into a frenzy 
of "USA, USA" chants by accusing Democrats of not wanting to "detain and question terrorists," 
not wanting to listen in on "terrorist communications," and not wanting to bring terrorists to trial 
- all gross distortions of Democratic positions.

Bush never mentions the constitutional concerns about his strategies or the questions about their 
effectiveness.  According to him, his decisions are always benign and obvious; those of his opponents
border on the crazy and disloyal.

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"I'd like to welcome President Clinton. And I see she's brought her husband."  
     --Mick Jagger, at Bill Clinton's 60th birthday show,    Link

 The sense of destiny is unstoppable.

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Fascist taped groping woman

Videotapes from the parking garage where Congressman Jim Gibbons (R-Criminal)
is alleged to have tried to sexually assault a waitress are now in the hands of police.
Chrissy Mazzeo says Gibbons grabbed her and propositioned her on October 13th.

Gibbons is running for Nevada governor against Democrat Dina Titus.
At first, police said there were no surveillance tapes of the inside of the garage.

Mazzeo says Gibbons tried to force himself on her.
Gibbons says he was helping her up after she tripped.

Are there any Republicans not guilty of a crime?

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"In the RNC's attack ad on Harold Ford, a sleazy-looking fellow says, 
"So, Ford took money from porn movie producers. I mean, who hasn't?" 
  Who hasn't? Well, it turns out that the RNC has...the RNC has accepted contributions 
  from Nich Boyias...the owner of one of the largest producers of gay porn.
  The difference between the money Ford took and the money the RNC took?
  Ford gave his back..."  
      --Tim Grieve,  Link

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Subject: yesterday's Random thought...

Bart, you wrote:

> On Nov 7, will we be celebrating?

> Or will we be cursing the Democrats for refusing
> to look into Diebold like we begged them 1,000 times?

I for one will do neither.

First we won't win so nothing to celebrate.
Second we saw it coming a long time ago when the Dems went to sleep over diebold.

It's like seeing a tidal wave on the horizon and you've got 20 minutes to run - but do nothing.
How can you curse the wave when you know what it's going to do?


Paul, I get that, but it is possible that we could win on Nov 7.

Of course, it will be a referendum on his hated the BFEE bastards are, not an affirmation
of trust or respect for the gelding pink tutu Democrats that allow Bush to rape them daily.

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Saw it on

Simpsons mock Bush
 For Halloween episode, aliens occupy Springfield


Entitled "The Day the Earth Was Stupid," the segment's parallels to Bush's
occupation of Iraq are surprisingly heavy-handed for the usually sly "Simpsons."

"The Earthlings continue to resent our presence," Kang says at one point to Kodos.
"You said we'd be greeted as liberators!"

"Don't worry; we still have the people's hearts and minds," Kodos replies,
then cheerfully holds up a brain and a heart.

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Why Bush Smirks

In observing our president's expressions over the years, I saw a feature of Bush's face that revealed 
more about his inner self than anything issuing forth from his mouth. He has a disconnect between the 
right side and the left side of his face. While the right side of his mouth and the corner of his right eyes
portray a smile, the left side of his mouth and the corners of his left eye convey a scowl. The result is 
a twisted smirk that has become his trademark expression.

Or, he could be a twisted child who is unable to stop himself from smirking at everything.

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Subject: Saw it on the Huff

Kristen Breitweiser's clear and honest blog:

"Bush - al Qaeda's Employee of the Month for the last five years."

I wish the Dems would use THAT in ads this week! Could you see it?
Bush in Wal-Mart clothes as al Qaeda's Employee of the year!

     "Explosives are on Aisle 6"

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Afraid to answer a simple question?

Subject:  Which side are you on?

1)  Dems should start impeachment proceedings immediately?
2)  Dems should work with Repugs to get a few things done?

Please answer on your site...

Wait a minute...
Ol' Bart don't like measuring drapes before the chickens have hatched...

Let's get one thing straight - Bush is not going to jail for war crimes.
The best we could expect is a public shaming, which he mostly already has.

Sure, the whore media will always say he was the best president ever,
but the people will know what an incompetent, selfish bastard he really is.

First thing they should do is issue subpoenas and get those bastards under oath.
The problem?

The whore Supreme Court will reverse allllllllllllll those Monica rulings
and decide that Bush is "too busy" to be bothered with "such nonsense."

When you own the umpires, it's easy to fix the game.

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SNL's GOP ad parody

November Special

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If you come across a bottle of Chinaco Anejo and send it to me,
I will fix you up with a year of BCR membership - a $120 value.

If you're interested in this offer, remember three things:
The bottle must look like this

  or like this....(If you're uber-rich)

It must be Chinaco Anejo - the silver and reposado is for sterilizing doctor instruments.
It must arrive unbroken :)

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"I had a run-in with a less than compassionate conservative.
  I guess I'm not supposed to speak until my symptoms go away."
     - Michael J. Fox, rubbing Der Pigboy's face in it     usatoday dead trees

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Anybody got $5.50 worth of gamble in them?

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"The best news in the field.'

 Want to trade links?

The link page is bigger than ever,
thanks to Chicago Jim

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Put "Link me" in the subject header.
Maybe mention what section you belong in - news, humor, etc

Your link will be seen by dozens

US Housing Market Collapse

The four big questions are:

1. The housing market in the U.S is bad but how bad is it going to get ?
2. If the housing market collapses with the economy in the United States go into a recession ?
3. Since, the U.S is a global power will a real estate collapse throw the rest of the world for a loop ?
4. Why did we ever assign such a fundamental necessity as housing to the private market in the first place?

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Subject: Poker and Pelosi

Bart,  I agree with you about Pelosi.
It's funny how the GOP is ALWAYS able to identify and exploit the Dem's biggest weaknesses.
It's because "Liberal" is the new "Nigger."

But I agree with you about Pelosi.
Don't crow about your four kings until you know for certain 4 aces ain't out there, too.
 Suddenly sane Chris

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Random Thought...

What's wrong with Esquire Magazine?

They spend 6 loooong months teasing their readers about their opinion
of who is the sexiest woman alive - turns out it's Scarlett Johansson.
She wouldn't be my pick, but she's a nice-looking woman,

..except when photographed by Esquire Magazine!

Have you ever seen a more sexless picture of her?
Who posed her - the BTK Strangler?

She looks like she's waiting for a chiropractor to help her.
She looks like she's been shot in the thigh and the head and 
the medic told her to put pressure on her wounds to slow the bleeding.

Worse than that - they all but hide her face.
If she's the sexiest woman in the world, can we see her face?

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Subject: Pink tutu paychecks

The pay for congress members doesn't change if they become the majority leaders
so why should Pelosi or Reid try? 

They can sit back and collect a pay check or go out on a limb calling the Bush administration to account.
Mike C

Mike, the party in power can collect more lucrative bribes.
Our Democrats can't figure that out.

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Winning the Spin Battle
    by Ivan Eland

Bush and Rove realize they are losing the pre-election PR battle with the Democrats over the war.
Rove didn't think the American people could intellectually process more than three words.
So he cleverly tried to define the President's position on the war as "stay the course" and
paint the Democrats as advocating a policy of  "cut and run."

The Democrats were scoring more points by attacking this empty slogan than the Republicans were
by using the equally vacuous phrase "cut and run" against the Democrats. To Bush, this dangerous
pre-election problem meant that it was time for change - not in Iraq policy (at least not before the
election), but a change in how to spin the war.

But Bush and Rove are at a loss for another easy three-word phrase to describe their alleged flexibility.
The President said that he would not use "stay the course" anymore. I have news for Bush:
The three-word slogan "adjusting our tactics" is a political loser.

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Subject: Pigboy

Bart, how come you guys are letting this pig boy come down on Mike Fox without a comment?

I'm doing what I can, but Der vulgar Pigboy's comments are hardly news.
He's been spewing hate like that at the sick and the old for decades.

And now that other Republican idiot Bill O'Rielly wants to lash out at Mike also.
Ans in case you miseed it, Matt Lauer put his two cents in on their side too. 
It looks like all the pigs are in the mud now, what do you think?
 James DA

Matt Lauer is a Fascist whore, but not as bad as O'Reilly or Der Pigboy.

   "We hate sick people..."

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Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Click on the E!


"There are 22 daily newspapers in Florida. 
  All 22 have endorsed Bill Nelson."  
     --Larry Lipman,  Link

That's because Nelson is running against a Bush poodle.


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Pigboy's 'Whites Only' talk

Everything Rush Limbaugh says means the same thing. The actual words he uses are irrelevent.  
No matter what he says this is what he means:  'Rich white guys like me should run the country 
and be allowed to do whatever we want, and anybody or anything that gets in the way of that 
needs to be steamrollered in a hurry.

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"I want cat treats!"

 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days 
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2813....2816 American victims

Bush killed  103  soldiers in October,
but that's OK because

Exxon made $100M just yesterday

Why are the families silent?
Do they still think their loved ones died for a reason?
What would that reason be?

Exxon made $100M just yesterday

 Meanwhile, Bush's war costs taxpayers $2 billion a week.
He's the greatest president ever - if you have oil stocks.

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.


"Family values are the top issue for me. The other side 
  are trying to kill babies and take away our guns."  
   --Candace Crone, die-hard Republican, 
      calling Nancy Reagan, Babs, Pickles and the twins "baby killers"  Link

George W Bush - spawn of a baby killer, he married a baby killer
and together he and the baby killer raised two baby killers - what a family!

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Random thought...

I was going to get some BCR radio done today,
but it didn't seem right to be "off" on Halloween.

I'll work on BCR tomorrow - look for it soon.

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TV Stuff

TV's best night has something for everyone.

Stand Off isn't one of TV's best, but it's plenty watchable and doesn't insult.

House is one of TV's best, and tonight starts a major story-arc.
House pisses off a cop who then wants to bust him for his drug abuse.

Boston Legal is always good - when Denny Carin's involved.

On Veronica Mars, probably the best show on TV right now, she gets mad, and you 
don't want to be who she's mad at. In the previews, she's in a casinoe* that gets robbed.

A gunman with a Jimmy Carter mask steals a locket from her neck.
She looks him in the eye and says, "You shouldn't have done that."

People who get on her bad side either end up dead, in prison or duct-taped 
naked to a flagpole so the others can point and laugh at their exposed ass.

TV Quote.

"When is Lost going to start making some sense?
  We've watched it from the very beginning, but we now feel
  like we are wasting out time - It's a jumbled mess."
   - A letter writer to TV Guide

Lost seems to be a handjob wrapped in a riddle baked inside an enigma.
People say, "It makes no sense, but it's fun to watch."
Can anybody argue with that?

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Marcia Cross loses nude photos


Marcia Cross is demanding the return of 200 photos, some revealing, that got away from her.
She threw the pictures out - the trashmen found them and the race is on.

"There are some pictures of her showering outside," Schmidt tells a whore paper.
"She looks absolutely gorgeous. And yes, the carpet does match the curtains."

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