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Thursday, Nov 30, 2006  Vol 1883 - Honesty breakout

Quote of the Day

"It's worse than a civil war. In a civil war, you 
  at least know who is fighting. We don't even 
  know that anymore. It's so bloody confused." 
     -- A senior Iraqi official in


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Maliki slaps Bush 
al-Sadr pulls trigger 
Gates, Hadley: Clones
Frist: No to 2008 
Hadley caught truthing 
Lie-berry Megadonors 
Webb smacks Bush 
Spinning Bush Out
Pamela hates caves



"George Bush wants to show the world what a tough, determined leader he is.
  That's a mighty big task because almost everybody outside the U.S. already thinks
  he is an incompetent, dangerous idiot. Anyone who thinks that is, of course, right."
     -- Joe Sudbay,

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Maliki slaps Bush, punishes him for Hadley memo slurs.
Bush caves in - becomes al-Sadr's bitch
by not meeting with Maliki in Jordan as ordered by al-Sadr.


White House spokesliar Dan Bartlett denied the cancellation of a dinner
was a snub by Maliki in response to a New York Times story that carried
a leaked White House report criticizing his bungling ass.

"It was going to be more of a social meeting anyway," lied Bartlett.

Last week, al-Sadr ordered Bush and Maliki not to meet,
saying he'd withdraw the only support Maliki has if he meets
the Butcher of Baghdad in Jordan as scheduled.

al-Sadr pulls trigger, crisis erupts,
Bush punished for not grovelling sooner


So it's the worst of all possible scenarios.
Bush caves in, agrees to be al-Sadr's bitch,
but al-Sadr replies, "Too late, George.  Grovel faster next time."

Just another Bush blungling - he paid the kidnappers AND they killed the baby.

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Gates, Hadley: More of the Same
  by Ray McGovern

Bush's nominee for the post of defense secretary, show Gates hewing very closely to the rhetoric
of his predecessor. Gates is more parrot than innovator in his responses to a questionnaire given him
by the Senate Armed Services Committee, which takes up his nomination on Dec. 5.

None of this surprises those of us who for decades have watched Gates make career after career out of
trimming his sails to the prevailing winds. No one should expect Gates to depart one iota from the position
of the President, who said Nov. 28, "I'm not going to pull the troops off the battlefield before the mission
is complete." In answering the senators' questions, Gates insisted that an early pullout would risk "leaving
Iraq in chaos [with] dangerous consequences both in the region and globally for many years to come."

No surprise either in Gates' strong endorsement of spending billions more on - and prematurely deploying
- the missile defense system that was Rumsfeld's pet project.

Why are the Democrats rushing to confirm this puppet Rummy-clone?
They have the power to stop this or slow it down - why don't they?
Do they want Bush to continue down a path that means things will get worse?
I see the strategery there, but troops are dying every day that Bush screws up.

They need to call Robert Parry to testify - if they want some facts

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"My questions to Maliki will be: What do we need to do to succeed? What is your
  strategy in dealing with the sectarian violence? What is your strategy to be a country
  which can govern itself and sustain itself? And it's going to be an important meeting."
      -- Dubya, all questions and no answers,   Link

The leader of the free world invades and ruins a backwards, Old Testament country.
Then he installs a puppet and demands to know HIS plans to thwart every enemy
that the BFEE has made in the Muslim world after starting two unprovoked wars.

It makes no sense.

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Subject: Why Mary had to be a virgin


Thank "Saint" Augustine for coming up with the idea that Original Sin is passed on
to each generation through sex.  Since Jesus needed to be without sin,
he could not have been conceived in the normal way through sex.

Hence, Mary needed to be a virgin when she conceived Jesus.

Wait, that kinda rings a bell.

So our crime is not having God for a father?
Our crime is being born to parents with fewer powers than god?

That sounds fair - we should be damned to Limbo or Purgatory or Hell for all eternity
because we got a bad lottery number from the Keeper of the Holy Tozoa?

I think Roddenberry and Lucas had much better plans.

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Kramer's mistake

Frist says no to 2008 White House run
 Cat Killer claims "timing isn't right"


Senate Majority Whore Bill Frist (R-Liar) said Wednesday he will not run for president in 2008,
the most high-profile dropout among Fascists more than a year before the first delegates are chosen.

"In the Bible, (This lying bastard has the nerve to quote the Bible?) God tells us for everything there is
a season, and for me, for now, this season of being an elected official has come to a close. I do not
intend to run for president in 2008," Frist said in a statement - his only planned comment on the decision.

He's just afraid of getting his ass kicked by a girl.
Right now, everybody hates Republicans and they love (by default) Democrats.

Bush has poisoned the GOP well for an election or two.
Frist is just a coward who knows he can't win..

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Note: History considers Carter "a failure"
because all the embassy hostages came home alive.

Meanwhile, history considers Bush "a great leader"
and he's killed more Americans than Osama?

It's true.
Turn on FOX News and see for yourself.

Hadley caught truthing
 Says Milaki is a 'clueless idiot,' like Bush


Bush's national security adviser has raised serious doubts about Iraqi PM Maliki's
ability to control sectarian violence, The New York Whore Times reported Tuesday.

National security adviser Stephen Hadley told Bush in a classified memo that Bush
may have to take steps to strengthen the Iraqi leader politically.

"He wants to be strong but he's having difficulty figuring out how to do so," Hadley said
in a memo that mirrors what America thinks about Der Crawford Fuhrer.

The memo surfaced as Bush prepared to meet with al-Maliki (R-Wood-headed Puppet)
on Wednesday in direct violetion of their boss, that Sadr dude from Sadr City.

Sadr said if Bush and his Puppet meet, after being ordered not to neet by Sadr, then he'll
withdraw his support and crash the government making things - believe it or not - worse.

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"The fact that Bush is holding talks with Maliki not in Baghdad, but in Jordan has not
  gone unnoticed.  'One hundred and fifty thousand U.S. soldiers cannot secure protection
  for their president,' mocked a Jordanian columnist, who called the choice of venue
  'an open admission of gross failure for Washington and its allies' project in Iraq.' "
      -- Scott MacLeod,   Link

 Good point, but an old one.
 We've had 150,000 troops in Iraq for almost four years and our military has been
 unable to secure the road from the airport to the multi-fortified Green Zone Compound.

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Subject: a few things

Dear Bart,

Long time reader, first time writer.  A few things that I wanted to point out to you:

1) With respect to the article "Pope on suicide trip to Turkey," Mary did not die a virgin. 
This is one of the main problems of Roman Catholicism.  The Church trumps Mary as 'ever virgin," 
when the Bible clearly states that Mary had relations with Joseph after Jesus was born. 

Looks like somebody's going to spend eternity in Hell.

I realize that you do not believe in Christianity.   However, you must understand that I, 
like many Christians, agree that sex is a blessing.  The fact that the Catholic Church states 
that Mary is "ever virgin" can be disproved by any bible you find in a Catholic Church.

If your point is "Catholics often make no sense," I get that.

2) With respect to "Quotes" regarding the troops position on the Iraq war, sadly, I believe Howard Kurtz. 
I am completely against this illegal.  However, knowing a few troops, I can say some enjoy this war. 

I knew one Marine who supports this war because it is making our troops the most battle tested in the world 
(never mind the dead and mangled).  This soldier wanted to return to Iraq despite having a pregnant wife. 
I could go on.

Keep up the good work Bart.
Teamsters forever, Halliburton never,
 Orzo in Baltimore 

Battlefield loyalty has sent thousands of men back to Iraq, even the badly wounded.
In Bush's military, when you lose a leg, they give you a new one and ask you to go back .

But battlefield loyalty is probably a good thing when the president is sane and good.
We need to blame Bush for the soldiers' actions. 
He did this for profit.

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"Who knows what Bush has learned from this last election?
  Bush is a decider of decisions, not a learner of lessons.
  And he likes to decide that he was right all along."
     --Hendrik Hertzberg,  Link


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Powell: It's a civil war
 NYWTimes agrees: civil war
 Election causes 'honesty breakout' in the whore press


Former Secretary of State Colin Powell (R-Traitor) said on Wednesday that Iraq had
descended into civil war and urged world leaders (he means Bush) to accept that "reality."

Powell's remarks came ahead of a meeting between Bush and Maliki in a dark-lit Jordanian
hotel to discuss possible ways to escape the civil war quagmire they created in Iraq.

"I would call it a civil war," Powell said in the United Arab Emirates.  "I've been using "civil war"
because I like to face reality," Powell said, an obvious dig at the insane Crawford Fuhrer..

He said world leaders Bush and his thugs should acknowledge Iraq was in civil war.

Powell sealed the fate of thousands of American military personnel when he addressed the
United nations and gambled his reputation and legacy that saddam possessed WMDs.
His credibility was lost, as was his legacy and the lioves of 2990 brave Americans.


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Subject: time to covert the grill

Bart, I was watching FoxNews (it's like an accompanying video feed to  reading Bartcop ;) 
and on the weather they said that it's  gonna fucking snow in Tulsa, Oklahoma??? 

I thought you were barbequeing  just 3 days ago. 
Looks like dubya heard you; you're getting your winter. 
Hehe,  speaking of K-drag, I saw Inhofe on TV a couple days ago lambasting 
that animated movie "happy feet" as "far left environmentalist  propaganda" or something. 
And this is the environmental committee  guy, right?

Sigue dandole al martillo!

I love this weather!
We have an inch or two of ice with possible 4-10 inches of snow coming.
It's been 70-80 degrees since like last March, so a change like this makes me orgasmic.
We get to turn off the AC for the first time in eight months and turn on the fake fireplace

Woo Hoo!

Yeah, Inhofe is the craziest bastard in this whole state.
He thinks that new penguin movie is just "An Inconvenient Truth" with cuter liars.

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Webb smacks Bush
 Incoming senator took no crap


At the meeting, Virginia's newest senator tried to avoid Der Fuhrer.    James Webb (D-Macaca Slayer)
declined to stand in a long-ass line for the privilege of shaking The Butcher of Baghdad's hand, but it
wasn't long before Bush found him.

"How's your boy?" Bush asked, referring to Webb's son, a Marine serving in Iraq.

"I'd like to get them out of Iraq, Mr. President," Webb responded.

"That's not what I asked you," Bush barked like a dog. "How's your boy?"

"That's between me and my boy, Mr. President," Webb said coldly, ending the conversation

That's what I call serving notice.
Der Monkey won't forget this snub - not for a long time.
Now he knows better than to try to force Webb to jump thru hoops in the future.

According to Kos, [Tue Nov 28, 2006 at 06:02:47 PM PST] "Webb confessed that
he was so angered by this that he was tempted to slug Bush, reported the source..."

Dude, get in line.

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Subject: Michael Richards


In the beginning the crowd was laughing, because they just thought he was being outrageous. 
I'll bet you a bottle of Chinaco against a bottle of single malt scotch if he had been funny, 
he might have caught some flak but the audience would have been on his side. 

It ABSOLUTELY wasn't because he was saying "nigger" 
but because he did it with ABSOLUTELY no wit. 

He let his anger get the better of him, and that's death to a comic in all situations, 
and especial death when you're stepping over the line semantically. Black comics 
call whites "cracker" all the time, mostly ironically, but if a black comic got his 
Farrakhan on on a comedy club stage with the word, he'd be toast, as well. 

That word is nothing for a white man to fool around with, 
and it would take a comic of ungodly skill to pull off a routine using it. 
Clearly Michael Richards is not that comic.
 Scott Peterson (no, not that one) 

I find it necessary to be on the opposite side of Gorlia Allred.
For my money, Allred is the biggest whore-lawyer in America.
She makes Larry Klayman look classy by comparison.

She represents the men "injured" in the Michael Richards "incident."
She represents the men "injured" in the Borat movie.
She represented Amber Frey, the woman the other Scott Peterson 
"victimized" with chocolates, strawberries and champagne.
How did Kobie Bryant's victim escape her "help?"

For the record:
The Richards "victims" got their apology, maybe one more by phone could end this?
The Borat victims coule be given $500K for their "suffering," Cohen is super-rich now.
Amber Frey should've gotten a national scolding for cheating with a married man.

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"Would it not be more beneficial to bring the U.S. soldiers home,
  and to spend the astronomical U.S. military expenditures in Iraq
  for the welfare and prosperity of the American people?"
    -- Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmahanjob, in a letter to Americans, Link

Can you name an Arab who hasn't outwitted Bush?
Check out how calm and reasonable Ahmahanjob sounds there.
He sounds peaceful, cooperative and statesmanlike.

Meanwhile, Bush is huffing and puffing and grunting,
"We ain't leavin' and I'm the goddamn decider!"

I think that's our exit strategy for Iraq - we lose Bush.
The war can't change until he does, and he won't, so the senior Republicans
whould meet with Bush and Cheney and Condi and tell them it's time to resign.

We're losing 3.4 soldiers a day in the always-worsening bloody quagmire.
Bush has maybe 770 days left in office - that's another 2700 dead soldiers.
(Assuming things don't escalate, but they always do.)

Those 2700 additional lives must be sacrificed so Bush can save face?

In my opinion, the military familes who do not come forward now
sacrifice their right to talk about their sacrifice and suffering later.

I'm not trying to be cruel, but the point stands.

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  by Chuck Hagel

There will be no victory or defeat for the United States in Iraq.
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The future of Iraq was always going to be determined by the Iraqis - not the Americans.

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Subject: Bart and the Pope

It's too bad you can't put your questions directly to Benny the Rat. 
While I don't really warm to the guy, and I think he's done some bad things
to dialogue in the Catholic church, he's patient, articulate in several languages, 
and not hardly dumb at all.

You'd probably enjoy meeting him.

I'll bet if we debated, I'd end up hearing a lot of,
"You get that answer when you get to Heaven."

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Last night, Hellkite knocked out Ol' Bart (I had A-K, she had A-A)
and she won a pound of the South's Finest Chocolate!

This ain't street chocolate.
This is conneso... conniesou... this is damn fine chocolate.

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Subject: hating Paris Hilton

Bart, look at it this way:   Americans seem to need to hate someone.
 Any energy spent hating Paris Hilton is energy not spent hating Arabs, Gays, etc.

She´s doing a great service to the world by being a sponge for all that excess American hate!
 Ron from Tucson  (still in Peru)

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"Cheney visited Saudi Arabia over the weekend.
  Over there he's known as Lawrence of Arrhythmia."
      -- Letterman

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"The Christmas tree was delivered to the White House yesterday. 
  Just what we need at the White House, more dead wood." 
      -- Letterman

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days 
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2883....2885 American victims

Bush killed another 2 soldiers since yesterday.

Since then,
Exxon made $100M in profit.

Think The BFEE is ready for this war to end?
Don't bet a soldier's life on that.

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.

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Will there be a Heckuva Job Memorial Wing saluting W's sterling political appointments? 
A Hurricane Katrina Photo Gallery, with each image housed in its own airplane window frame? 
An exact recreation of Dick Cheney's secure undisclosed location (with a "Go fuck yourself! recording)? 
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A room devoted to the nobility and greatness of the Hanging Chad? 
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Bush is screwing his donors.
Once he has that exrta $500M, he'll classify his docements to hide his crimes.
This "lie-berry" will have "Mt Pet Goat" and nothing more.

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Pamela Anderson - another divorce
 She couldn't take the al-Qaeda lifestyle


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