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Thursday, Nov 30, 2006 Vol 1883 - Honesty breakout
Quote of the Day "It's worse than a civil war. In a civil
war, you
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"George Bush wants to show the world what a
tough, determined leader he is.
That's a mighty big task because almost
everybody outside the U.S. already thinks
he is an incompetent, dangerous idiot.
Anyone who thinks that is, of course, right."
-- Joe Sudbay, americablog.blogspot.com
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Maliki slaps
Bush, punishes him for Hadley memo slurs.
Bush caves
in - becomes al-Sadr's bitch
by not meeting with Maliki in Jordan as ordered
by al-Sadr.
Excerpt:
White House spokesliar Dan Bartlett denied the
cancellation of a dinner
was a snub by Maliki in response to a New York
Times story that carried
a leaked White House report criticizing his bungling
ass.
"It was going to be more of a social meeting anyway," lied Bartlett.
Last week, al-Sadr ordered Bush and Maliki
not
to meet,
saying he'd withdraw the only support Maliki
has if he meets
the Butcher of Baghdad in Jordan as scheduled.
al-Sadr
pulls trigger, crisis erupts,
Bush punished
for not grovelling sooner
So it's the worst of all possible scenarios.
Bush caves
in, agrees to be al-Sadr's bitch,
but al-Sadr replies, "Too
late, George. Grovel faster next time."
Just another Bush blungling - he paid the kidnappers AND they killed
the baby.
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Gates, Hadley:
More of the Same
by Ray McGovern
Excerpt:
Bush's nominee for the post of defense secretary,
show Gates hewing very closely to the rhetoric
of his predecessor. Gates is more parrot than
innovator in his responses to a questionnaire given him
by the Senate Armed Services Committee, which
takes up his nomination on Dec. 5.
None of this surprises those of us who for decades
have watched Gates make career after career out of
trimming his sails to the prevailing winds. No
one should expect Gates to depart one iota from the position
of the President, who said Nov. 28, "I'm not
going to pull the troops off the battlefield before the mission
is complete." In answering the senators' questions,
Gates insisted that an early pullout would risk "leaving
Iraq in chaos [with] dangerous consequences both
in the region and globally for many years to come."
No surprise either in Gates' strong endorsement
of spending billions more on - and prematurely deploying
- the missile defense system that was Rumsfeld's
pet project.
Why are the Democrats rushing to confirm this puppet Rummy-clone?
They have the power to stop this or slow it down - why don't they?
Do they want Bush to continue down a path that means things will get
worse?
I see the strategery there, but troops are dying every day that Bush
screws up.
They need to call Robert Parry to testify - if they want some facts
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the internet
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Quotes
"My questions to Maliki will be: What do we
need to do to succeed? What is your
strategy in dealing with the sectarian
violence? What is your strategy to be a country
which can govern itself and sustain
itself? And it's going to be an important meeting."
-- Dubya, all questions and no answers,
Link
The leader of the free world invades and ruins a backwards, Old Testament
country.
Then he installs a puppet and demands to know HIS plans to thwart every
enemy
that the BFEE has made in the Muslim world after starting two unprovoked
wars.
It makes no sense.
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Subject: Why Mary had to be a virgin
Bart,
Thank "Saint" Augustine for coming up with the
idea that Original Sin is passed on
to each generation through sex. Since Jesus
needed to be without sin,
he could not have been conceived in the normal
way through sex.
Hence, Mary needed to be a virgin when she conceived
Jesus.
Poltargyst
Wait, that kinda rings a bell.
So our crime is not having God for a father?
Our crime is being born to parents with fewer powers than god?
That sounds fair - we should be damned to Limbo or Purgatory or Hell
for all eternity
because we got a bad lottery number from the Keeper of the Holy Tozoa?
I think Roddenberry and Lucas had much better plans.
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Frist says
no to 2008 White House run
Cat Killer claims "timing isn't right"
Excerpt:
Senate Majority Whore Bill Frist (R-Liar) said
Wednesday he will not run for president in 2008,
the most high-profile dropout among Fascists
more than a year before the first delegates are chosen.
"In the Bible, (This
lying bastard has the nerve to quote the Bible?) God
tells us for everything there is
a season, and for me, for now, this season of
being an elected official has come to a close. I do not
intend to run for president in 2008," Frist said
in a statement - his only planned comment on the decision.
He's just afraid of getting his ass kicked by a girl.
Right now, everybody hates Republicans and they love (by default) Democrats.
Bush has poisoned the GOP well for an election or two.
Frist is just a coward who knows he can't win..
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Note: History considers Carter "a failure"
because all the embassy hostages came home alive.
Meanwhile, history considers Bush "a great
leader"
and he's killed more Americans than Osama?
It's true.
Turn on FOX News and see for yourself.
Hadley caught
truthing
Says Milaki is a 'clueless idiot,' like Bush
Bush's national security adviser has raised serious
doubts about Iraqi PM Maliki's
ability to control sectarian violence, The New
York Whore Times reported Tuesday.
National security adviser Stephen Hadley told
Bush in a classified memo that Bush
may have to take steps to strengthen the Iraqi
leader politically.
"He wants to be strong but he's having difficulty
figuring out how to do so," Hadley said
in a memo that mirrors what America thinks about
Der Crawford Fuhrer.
The memo surfaced as Bush prepared to meet with
al-Maliki (R-Wood-headed Puppet)
on Wednesday in direct violetion of their boss,
that Sadr dude from Sadr City.
Sadr said if Bush and his Puppet meet, after being
ordered not to neet by Sadr, then he'll
withdraw his support and crash the government
making things - believe it or not - worse.
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Quotes
"The fact that Bush is holding talks with Maliki
not in Baghdad, but in Jordan has not
gone unnoticed. 'One hundred
and fifty thousand U.S. soldiers cannot secure protection
for their president,' mocked a Jordanian
columnist, who called the choice of venue
'an open admission of gross failure
for Washington and its allies' project in Iraq.' "
-- Scott MacLeod, Link
Good point, but an old one.
We've had 150,000 troops in Iraq for almost four years and our
military has been
unable to secure the road from the airport to the multi-fortified
Green Zone Compound.
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Subject: a few things
Dear Bart,
Long time reader, first time writer. A few things that I wanted to point out to you:
1) With respect to the article "Pope on suicide
trip to Turkey," Mary did not die a virgin.
This is one of the main problems of Roman Catholicism.
The Church trumps Mary as 'ever virgin,"
when the Bible clearly states that Mary had relations
with Joseph after Jesus was born.
Looks like somebody's going to spend eternity
in Hell.
I realize that you do not believe in Christianity.
However, you must understand that I,
like many Christians, agree that sex is a blessing.
The fact that the Catholic Church states
that Mary is "ever virgin" can be disproved by
any bible you find in a Catholic Church.
If your point is "Catholics often make no sense,"
I get that.
2) With respect to "Quotes" regarding the troops
position on the Iraq war, sadly, I believe Howard Kurtz.
I am completely against this illegal. However,
knowing a few troops, I can say some enjoy this war.
I knew one Marine who supports this war because
it is making our troops the most battle tested in the world
(never mind the dead and mangled). This
soldier wanted to return to Iraq despite having a pregnant wife.
I could go on.
Keep up the good work Bart.
Teamsters forever, Halliburton never,
Orzo in Baltimore
Battlefield loyalty has sent thousands of men back to Iraq, even the
badly wounded.
In Bush's military, when you lose a leg, they give you a new one and
ask you to go back .
But battlefield loyalty is probably a good thing when the president
is sane and good.
We need to blame Bush for the soldiers' actions.
He did this for profit.
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Quotes
"Who knows what Bush has learned from this
last election?
Bush is a decider of decisions, not
a learner of lessons.
And he likes to decide that he was
right all along."
--Hendrik Hertzberg,
Link
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Powell:
It's a civil war
NYWTimes agrees: civil war
Election causes 'honesty breakout' in the whore press
Excerpt:
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell (R-Traitor)
said on Wednesday that Iraq had
descended into civil war and urged world leaders
(he
means Bush) to accept that "reality."
Powell's remarks came ahead of a meeting between
Bush and Maliki in a dark-lit Jordanian
hotel to discuss possible ways to escape the
civil war quagmire they created in Iraq.
"I would call it a civil war," Powell said in
the United Arab Emirates. "I've been using "civil war"
because I like to face reality," Powell said,
an obvious dig at the insane Crawford Fuhrer..
He said world leaders Bush
and his thugs should acknowledge Iraq
was in civil war.
Powell sealed the fate of thousands of American
military personnel when he addressed the
United nations and gambled his reputation and
legacy that saddam possessed WMDs.
His credibility was lost, as was his legacy and
the lioves of 2990 brave Americans.
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Subject: time to covert the grill
Bart, I was watching FoxNews (it's like an accompanying
video feed to reading Bartcop ;)
and on the weather they said that it's
gonna fucking snow in Tulsa, Oklahoma???
I thought you were barbequeing just 3 days
ago.
Looks like dubya heard you; you're getting your
winter.
Hehe, speaking of K-drag, I saw Inhofe
on TV a couple days ago lambasting
that animated movie "happy feet" as "far left
environmentalist propaganda" or something.
And this is the environmental committee
guy, right?
Sigue dandole al martillo!
-Ricardo
I love this weather!
We have an inch or two of ice with possible 4-10 inches of snow coming.
It's been 70-80 degrees since like last March, so a change like this
makes me orgasmic.
We get to turn off the AC for the first time in eight months
and turn on the fake fireplace
Woo Hoo!
Yeah, Inhofe is the craziest bastard in this whole state.
He thinks that new penguin movie is just "An Inconvenient Truth" with
cuter liars.
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We have a few shot glasses left.
Webb smacks Bush
Incoming senator took no crap
Excerpt:
At the meeting, Virginia's newest senator tried
to avoid Der Fuhrer. James Webb (D-Macaca Slayer)
declined to stand in a long-ass line for the
privilege of shaking The Butcher of Baghdad's hand, but it
wasn't long before Bush found him.
"How's your boy?" Bush asked, referring to Webb's son, a Marine serving in Iraq.
"I'd like to get them out of Iraq, Mr. President," Webb responded.
"That's not what I asked you," Bush barked like a dog. "How's your boy?"
"That's between me and my boy, Mr. President,"
Webb
said coldly, ending the conversation
That's what I call serving notice.
Der Monkey won't forget this snub - not for a long time.
Now he knows better than to try to force Webb to jump thru hoops in
the future.
According to Kos, [Tue Nov 28, 2006 at 06:02:47 PM PST] "Webb
confessed that
he was so angered by this that he was tempted
to slug Bush, reported the source..."
Dude, get in line.
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Subject: Michael Richards
Bart-
In the beginning the crowd was laughing, because
they just thought he was being outrageous.
I'll bet you a bottle of Chinaco against a bottle
of single malt scotch if he had been funny,
he might have caught some flak but the audience
would have been on his side.
It ABSOLUTELY wasn't because he was saying "nigger"
but because he did it with ABSOLUTELY no wit.
He let his anger get the better of him, and that's
death to a comic in all situations,
and especial death when you're stepping over
the line semantically. Black comics
call whites "cracker" all the time, mostly ironically,
but if a black comic got his
Farrakhan on on a comedy club stage with the
word, he'd be toast, as well.
That word is nothing for a white man to fool around
with,
and it would take a comic of ungodly skill to
pull off a routine using it.
Clearly Michael Richards is not that comic.
Scott Peterson (no, not that one)
I find it necessary to be on the opposite side
of Gorlia Allred.
For my money, Allred is the biggest whore-lawyer
in America.
She makes Larry Klayman look classy by comparison.
She represents
the men "injured" in the Michael Richards "incident."
She represents
the men "injured" in the Borat movie.
She represented
Amber Frey, the woman the other Scott Peterson
"victimized" with chocolates, strawberries and
champagne.
How did
Kobie Bryant's victim escape her "help?"
For the record:
The Richards "victims" got their
apology, maybe one more by phone could end this?
The Borat victims coule be given
$500K for their "suffering," Cohen is super-rich now.
Amber Frey should've gotten
a national scolding for cheating with a married man.
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"Would it not be more beneficial to bring the
U.S. soldiers home,
and to spend the astronomical U.S.
military expenditures in Iraq
for the welfare and prosperity of the
American people?"
-- Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmahanjob, in a letter to Americans,
Link
Can you name an Arab who hasn't outwitted Bush?
Check out how calm and reasonable Ahmahanjob sounds there.
He sounds peaceful, cooperative and statesmanlike.
Meanwhile, Bush is huffing and puffing and grunting,
"We ain't leavin' and I'm the goddamn decider!"
I think that's our exit strategy for Iraq - we
lose Bush.
The war can't change until he does, and he won't, so the senior Republicans
whould meet with Bush and Cheney and Condi and tell them it's time
to resign.
We're losing 3.4 soldiers a day in the
always-worsening bloody quagmire.
Bush has maybe 770 days left in office
- that's another 2700 dead soldiers.
(Assuming things don't escalate,
but they always do.)
Those 2700 additional lives must be sacrificed so Bush can save face?
Reminder:
In my opinion, the military familes who do not come forward now
sacrifice their right to talk about their sacrifice and suffering later.
I'm not trying to be cruel, but the point stands.
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Spinning
Bush out of Iraq
by Chuck Hagel
Excerpt:
There will be no victory or defeat for the United
States in Iraq.
These terms do not reflect the reality of what
is going to happen there.
The future of Iraq was always going to be determined
by the Iraqis - not the Americans.
Iraq is not a prize to be won or lost. It is part
of the ongoing global struggle against instability,
extremism and terrorism. There will be no military
victory or military solution for Iraq.
The time for more U.S. troops in Iraq has passed.
We do not have more troops to send and,
even if we did, they would not bring a resolution
to Iraq. Militaries are built to fight and win wars,
not bind together failing nations. We are once
again learning a very hard lesson in foreign affairs:
America cannot impose a democracy on any nation
- regardless of our noble purpose.
There you have it - we didn't break Iraq so we don't have to buy it.
Bring the boys home.
George Bush, war hero, victorious again.
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Subject: Bart and the Pope
It's too bad you can't put your questions directly
to Benny the Rat.
While I don't really warm to the guy, and I think
he's done some bad things
to dialogue in the Catholic church, he's patient,
articulate in several languages,
and not hardly dumb at all.
You'd probably enjoy meeting him.
BobMac
I'll bet if we debated, I'd end up hearing a lot of,
"You get that answer when you get to Heaven."
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Last night, Hellkite knocked out Ol' Bart (I had A-K, she had
A-A)
and she won a pound of the South's
Finest Chocolate!
Reminder:
This ain't street chocolate.
This is conneso... conniesou... this is damn fine chocolate.
Do your holiday gift shopping at chocolatelovers.com
"It's the best ever!" says Bart!
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Subject: hating Paris Hilton
Bart, look at it this way: Americans
seem to need to hate someone.
Any energy spent hating Paris Hilton is
energy not spent hating Arabs, Gays, etc.
She´s doing a great service to the world
by being a sponge for all that excess American hate!
Ron from Tucson (still in Peru)
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"Cheney visited Saudi Arabia over the weekend.
Over there he's known as Lawrence of
Arrhythmia."
-- Letterman
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"The Christmas tree was delivered to the White
House yesterday.
Just what we need at the White House,
more dead wood."
-- Letterman
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2883....2885
American victims
Bush killed another 2 soldiers since yesterday.
Since then,
Exxon
made $100M in profit.
Think The BFEE is ready
for this war to end?
Don't bet a soldier's
life on that.
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
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Bush Lie-berry Megadonors
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Will there be a Heckuva Job Memorial Wing saluting
W's sterling political appointments?
A Hurricane Katrina Photo Gallery, with each
image housed in its own airplane window frame?
An exact recreation of Dick Cheney's secure undisclosed
location (with a "Go fuck yourself! recording)?
Will visitors to the Iraq War Wing be handed
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Or will they don blinders as they stagger forward,
sinking deeper into a man-made quagmire?
Will there be exhibits on waterboarding, illegal
wiretapping, and the quaintness of the Geneva Conventions?
A room devoted to the nobility and greatness
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A holographic image of bin Laden (try and grab
him and he slips right through your hands)?
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enter)?
Bush is screwing his donors.
Once he has that exrta $500M, he'll classify
his docements to hide his crimes.
This "lie-berry" will have "Mt Pet Goat" and
nothing more.
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She couldn't take the al-Qaeda lifestyle
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