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BCR Show #100 is up

Weekend-Monday, Dec 16-18, 2006  Vol 1893 - No excuses

Quote of the Day

"Because of Don Rumsfeld's 
  determination and leadership,
  America has the best equipped, 
  best trained, and most experienced 
  armed forces in the world."
     -- President Poison,  Link

 Hey Monkey, if that's true, why are 
 your generals saying the Army is "broke?"

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Reagan's 'Apocalypto' 
McCain: More Troops 
Bush to ISG: Drop Dead 
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"We have a President in deep shit. He got us into the war, and all the reasons he gave
  have been proven invalid, and the whole electorate was so pissed off that they got rid
  of anyone they could have, and then they ask, 'What is the Democrats' solution?'"
    -- Charlie Rangel, asked what the Democrats will do about Iraq,

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Reagan's Bloody 'Apocalypto'

The U.S. media has done a better job separating fact from fiction about Gibson's movie than in
explaining to Americans how some of their most admired modern politicians, including Ronald Reagan,
were implicated in a more recent genocide against Mayan tribes in Central America.

America's hand in the later-day slaughter of these Mayas traces back to Dwight Eisenhower's presidency
in 1954 when a CIA-engineered coup overthrew the reform-minded Guatemalan government of Jacobo Arbenz.

The coup set in motion waves of murder, torture and assassination against almost anyone or any group
deemed leftist, including Mayan tribes in Guatemala's highlands. The violent repression often benefited
from U.S. advice and equipment, according to U.S. government documents that were released during
the Clinton administration.

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"The first time I came to Iraq with Sen. McCain we went rug shopping.
  Yesterday, we moved around in a tank.  baghdad has become one of
  the most dangerous places on the planet."
      -- Lindsey Graham, in a rare instance of telling the truth,  Link

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Subject: BCR Show 100


I wanted you to know how much I enjoyed the first hour of Show 100, which I listened to last night.
It is so great to hear someone speak the feelings I have regarding this administration, Congress and
the pink tutu Democrats. I read your page every day, sometimes more than once, and proudly wear
my WPE T-shirt. I even ordered a couple for Christmas presents.

So, thanks Bart, and keep the hammer swinging!

claudia in arizona

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Bush to ISG: Drop Dead
 Monkey throws back life preserver


Bush has taken the most dramatic options off the table as he tries to change direction in Iraq,
leaving him with a list of modest military and diplomatic moves to announce in the new year.

Bush probably will ignore the boldest suggestions from a bipartisan commission that studied
U.S. options in Iraq, adopting some of the group's lesser prescriptions alongside those drafted
by his civilian and military advisers.

He doesn't even have the brains to take the coward's way out.
He could follow their advice - then if things go wrong, he could say
"Blame the experts in the Iraq Study Group," but he can't think that clearly.

As the quagmire gets worse, it's all on Bush and the Republicans who drank his Kool Aid.

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McCain: More troops to Iraq?
 Why lose 4 men a day when you can lose 8?

Military planners and White House budget analysts have been asked to provide Bush with options
for increasing American forces in Iraq by 20,000 or more. The request indicates that the option of
a major "surge" in troop strength is gaining ground as part of a White House strategy review, senior
administration officials said Friday. Discussion of increasing the number of American troops, at least
temporarily, has coursed through Washington for two months, as a possible way to reverse the
deteriorating security situation in Baghdad. But the decision to ask the Joint Chiefs to specify where
the additional forces could be found among our overstretched military and to seek a cost estimate
from the White House Office of Management and Budget, signifies a turn in the debate.

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Subject: The reason dailykos is anti-Hillary is simple.

I disagree.

Hillary Clinton doesn't hate America strike one.
She doesn't hate Israel strike two.
She would rather win by appealing to normal people than lose
while marching in lockstep with ideological nut muffins stee-rike three.

She's outta there! Disqualified! Insufficiently pure!

That's what they think. Here is what I know:
Hillary will win because tough-minded liberal Democrats always kick GOP ass.
If she also has to kick DailyKos ass, so be it.
 Grey Bob

Bob, I softened your language some.
(Call me a man a peace,  ...a bridge-builder, if you will)

The last "lockstep" caused a sematics problem for me.
You didn't mean that the way some people might take it.

What is "lockstep?"
I'd define it as "follows orders blindly."
Sure, that could be Nazi, but it also means "Drink theKool-Aid," right?

"Lockstep" and "boot step" and "Brown boots" aren't interchangeable, are they?
I did a thing in BCR 100 about people who might accidentally misspeak, and do they
owe the "victims" more than a "Sorry, I misspoke," to the offended after a first offense?

I should've asked a looooong time ago.
Is my good friend Kos caught up in that whole Israel quagmire?

I think I remember quoting Kos recently saying something like,
"Israel? Who'd want to get stuck in that never-ending argument?"
Do I remember right?
It might explains a whoooole lotta things all at once.

But again, we'll let the Kos-Hillary thing go for a while.
We have neocons to roll and I don't want to be distracted.

 I know about Kos and Israel, Bart!!

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TIME's Person of the Year: You
 A new low for the shameless whores


Congratulations! You are the Time magazine "Person of the Year."

The annual honor for 2006 went to each and every one of us, as the whores at Time Magazine
cited the shift from institutions to individuals - citizens of the new digital democracy, as they put it.
The winners this year were anyone using or creating content on the World Wide Web.

"If you choose an individual, you have to justify how that person affected millions of people,"
said Richard Stengel, who took over as Time's managing whore earlier this year.
"But if you choose millions of people, you don't have to justify it to anyone."

Why not make "fresh air" the person of the year? Or maybe cute kittens?
If the point of PotY is to sell magazines, this takes the place of doing the actual research.

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Subject: Hillary received 5 percent on Kos

Bart, Thursday you send an e-mail thanking me for a link that shows
Hillary received 5 percent on Kos, not 1 percent as you've been saying,
along with some understandable reasons why.

I answer as much mail as I can.

Then on Friday your still arguing with the same misinformation.
What's up?

A man in my position has to deal with larger issues, not the boggy, smaller issues.

Sidebar: I could write a whole book on how to avoid Fascist debate traps and how to
call a cheating, Fascist bastard on his lies when he changes the subject after his last losing
point hit the f-ing rocks of logic.

That fight started in May when She was at 1.5 percent.
Months later, she was at 5 percent and now she's up to 10 percent.
My May complaint is still valid.

When the miles-ahead front runner is called the darkest of all horses, that's a large issue.
The actual percentage of darkness is a smaller issue that we can address after the larger issue
is eventually agreed to by those who once believe 12 was greater than 40.

BTW, I comment your willingness to call me on a point you misunderstood :)

Also, your superhero comparison is asinine.

No, all of my comparison are Peabody Winners.
Nobody since Jesus tells parables like Ol' Bart.

A better comparison would be to ask the general public what their favorite movie was this year.
Probably around 35 percent would say Pirates of the Caribbean: II.

If you ask film buffs, less than 1 percent would say Pirates.

I think you just said "regular people" liked Pirates, and elite film critics didn't.

Who's going to vote in 2008?
Regular people or elite film critics?

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John Stewart Says Adios to Rummy


"I am not running for President.
  I fell out of love with the political process."
      -- Al Gore, about making another run,   Link

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Subject: Hillary

Her front runner status is temporary.

Predicting the future can be tricky.

What are you going to say when she's no longer the front runner?

If that happens I'll say, "Damn, I'm surprised."

Are you going to back the new front runner?

Of course.
Do you think my middle name is Titanic?
My "love affair with Hillary" is as strong as her lead over the others.

Snip away, and keep hammering :-)
 Paul in NC

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"It is a time for truth. The strategic retreat recommended by Baker-Hamilton is not going
to win this war, or end it well for the United States -- it is going to advance the timetable of
our impending defeat. When U.S. combat forces leave, Iraq is going to be lost to those who
ran us out. Our friends there are going to endure what our abandoned friends in Vietnam and
Cambodia endured. The forces of Islamic radicalism will be emboldened to take down our
remaining allies in the Middle East. Our days as a superpower will be over. For it is the
definition of a superpower that once it commits itself to a war, it does not lose the war."
    --Pat. Buchanan, on how much Bush has screwed the military,  Link

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Subject: Modo, the Evil One

Bart, you wrote:

> I told you for years and years that MoDo the Dragon lady hated Hillary more than Bush.

I have a theory. MoDo, like a lot of women, has the serious hots for Bill.

Hillary, on the other hand, has Bill.

Now, there are two ways a woman can deal with this frustration. One is to tell Hillary,
"Damn, you got a good one, girl, you better treat him right. If you ever get tired of him,
put him in a box and FedEx him to me, c/o the NYT." and basically wish the two of them a happy life.

MoDo's chosen the other way.

You may be onto something.
Both women have terrific careers but only one got her man.

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Will pig-headed Bush listen to anyone?


Bush has all but ruled out two of the boldest recommendations of the Iraq Study Group:
Establishment of a timeline for withdrawal that would have most combat troops out of Iraq
by early 2008; and an opening of talks with the neighboring states of Syria and Iran,
and appealing to their self-interest in a stable Iraq.

While the Iraq Study Group stressed the need to reframe the debate away from "winning" or "losing,"
Bush has clung to the notion that "victory'' in Iraq is a central front in the war on terrorism.

On Wednesday, Bush said that some of the new ideas would lead to defeat. He said those ideas
included "leaving before the job is done, ideas such as not helping this (Iraqi) government take
the necessary and hard steps to be able to do its job."

Bush isn't satisfied with a way out of his bloody quagmire.
He wants people to say he was right all along and that will never happen.

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Dems Ready to Investigate


The emerging plans to grill Bushies are part of a pledge for more aggressive congressional oversight
on issues such as prewar intelligence, Abu Ghraib and Gitmo and Bush's warrantless wiretaps.

Among the most eager incoming chairmen is Carl Levin who plans inquiries into "documentation of
waste and fraud and abuse in the contracting areas" of the military. Aggressive oversight "is not just
a budget issue," he said, but at some point "becomes a significant moral issue." In the House, Murtha
has vowed to use his Appropriations subcommittee chairmanship to investigate the Iraq war, holding
"two hearings a day for the first three or four months . . . to find out exactly what happened and who's
been responsible for these mistakes.

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Subject: foreign policy that I would support:

Bart: I think the following policy would go a long way to promote stability and not just in the Middle East:

1. Support a nuclear free middle east. Includes ALL countries there, INCLUDING Israel.
Everyone gets rid of nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon development facilitates.

2. International Atomic Energy Agency can inspect any and all Middle East countries anywhere, anytime.

3. US does not sell or give any weapons of mass destruction to any foreign country or alliance.
EXCEPT possibly the UN. IF they get their act together.

Whatcha think?

Ramstein AFB

Israel is surrounded by people who want them dead.
They'd never agree to give up their nukes.

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The Mount Hood Tragedy

I have a question.
Don't get mad - I'm just asking.
Is the thrill of extreme mountain climbing that you might die?

Why the hell do you climb a mountain in December?
Wouldn't climbing July make a lot more sense?

Plus, how do you get lost in 2006?
For years, we've put tracking collars on whales and grizzly bears.
With satellites, we can track them to the meter!

Climbers are too "manly" to take trackers with them?
Is it no fun without the chance of dying?

They said one guy (now deceased) "pinged" his sister on his cell phone.
Gee, they couldn't borrow $100 for a satellite phone? will sell you a GPS system for under $500.
If you can afford to climb Everest and McKinley, why the hell
can't you afford a $500 GPS locator to save your lost ass?

If they wanted to screw up - should we be sad for them?

If they insist on swimming drunk in the river in the dark,
what should we say when their bodies washes ashore?
This isn't like the family who got stuck in the snow last week

You know me - I'm not trying to be cruel.
but the reason you and I are alive right now is because we chose
not to climb Oregon's highest peak in the middle of a winter blizzard,

People like Steve Irwin, Evel Kneivel, King Cobra handlers and the like,
they choose to shut off the safety valve and gamble.

Yesterday at least 60 people risked their lives to save the three gamblers.
That's crazy.

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"Before Bush invadded, work was always available
  and we could travel to any place without any fear."
   -- Hassan Jabbar, on how Bush is worse than Saddam,  Link

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Random thought...

In your whole life,
have you heard of a drummer being hailed as "another Bonham?"

I haven't.
We got to see him three times, ...with his backing group.

He was no "Mr. Gongeniality" but he ruled delicate freight trains.

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"I believe the record speaks for itself: Don Rumsfeld is the
  finest Secretary of Defense this nation has ever had."
      -- Dick the Impaler honoring Rumsfeld,  Link

Butt Dick, "the record" shows he was fired for imcompetence after getting 3,000 soldiers killed.
Les Aspin resigned after 18 soldiers died in Somalia, so isn't Rummy 150 times worse than Aspin?

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Why I hate Hillary
   by Stephen Pizzo

There's no there, there, with Hillary Clinton. Hillary wants to be President for the simple
and singular reason that Hillary wants to be President. That's it -- the whole enchilada.

Hillary, please listen. Here are just a few reasons:

The more people see you and hear you, the less they like you.
You stand for nothing most folks can articulate if asked.
Your Iraq vote has created villages chuck full of Iraqi orphans.
"X" is why you voted the way you did, and everyone out here knows it.
We also know you are lying when you claim you have not decided to run yet.
You voted for the war for the same reasons...
Bill Clinton was our friend. And, Hillary, you're no Bill Clinton.
How much do you want it? Already there are rumors of...  (invent rumor, place here)
Remember what the Swift-boater thugs did to John Kerry?
And how about that Vince Foster? What was going on there?

How could he leave out Mena Airport?

Even if you hate Hillary 100%, isn't it embarrassing to see someone attack like this?
This handjob claimes to be reading Hillary's thoughts.
He knows why she does things and what she's thinking right now.

Geez, I've seen more logic some from religio-frauds.

Hey Stephen, I have an idea:
Why don't we let primary voters decide?

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2940....2949 American victims

9  more died over the weekend.

Exxon has made $1M profit
18 times so far in December.

Think The BFEE is ready for this war to end?
Don't bet a soldier's life on that.

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.

Bush trades nukes for Indian mangos


America's insane king signed a civilian nuclear deal with India, allowing fuel and know-how to be 
shipped to the world's largest democracy even though it has not submitted to full international inspections. 

"The bill will help India to join the global effort to stop the spread of nuclear weapons," Bush said.
"Americans are looking forward to eating Indian mangos, too."

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Subject: how stupid is Bush?

There's a funny true story from the 2004 campaign: Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
was wearing a blue 'Obama' button on her lapel at meet-and-greet with President Caligula.

When it came time to shake her hand, Bush gave her the cold shoulder -- he thought
she was wearing an OSAMA button and endorsing bin Laden.

Yep, he's that dumb and uninformed, folks, just like the people who voted for him.
Ah, just another head-slapping day in the Magic Kingdom.


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I don't think we want a "nice guy" for VP.

The traditional role for the VP candidate is "attack dog," and
I doubt how effective Obama or Edwards would be in that position.

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"If you're gonna send people to war, that needs to be shared by everybody.
  If the president has daughters who are of age then maybe they should go too."
     -- Matt Damon, Link

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Subject: Impeach the bastard?

I'd like to see Bush impeached but it's not going to happen.
A better idea is to push for a congressional resolution calling for Bush to step down.

That would put the Republicans in the position of having to defend Bush,
and Bush is hurting them bad.

Let's switch from impeachment that isn't achievable
to a call to resign which is acheivable.

Marc Perkel
Straddling the San Andreas Fault

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"There are really no additional troops. All we would be doing is keeping some 
  of the troops who were there there longer and accelerating the arrival of other troops.
     -- Colin Powell, the traitor who helped Bush butcher 3000 soldiers, Link

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Climate Change Melts Kilimanjaro's Snows


Rivers of ice at the Equator -- foretold in the 2nd century, found in the 19th -- are now
melting away in this new century, returning to the realm of lore and fading photographs. 

From mile-high Naro Moru, villagers have watched year by year as the great glaciers 
of Mount Kenya, glinting in the equatorial sun high above them, have retreated into 
shrunken white stains on the rocky shoulders of the 16,897-foot peak. 

Almost every one of more than 300 large glaciers studied worldwide is in retreat, 
international glaciologists reported in October in the journal Geophysical Research Letters. 
This is "essentially a response to post-1970 global warming," they said. 

Meanwhile, Exxon has made $1M profit every day.

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'Survivor' ended their 13th season last night - with no white people in the Final Four.

It got down to two Asians, a Mexican and a African American.
The Asian man won the million.

Remember the furor when the season started?

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Miss USA's affair with Miss teen USA
 Could lose title for lusty lesbo kissing and cocaine


Miss USA Tara Conner is on the verge of losing her crown after testing positive for cocaine,
lustily kissing Miss Teen USA in public and sneaking men into their apartment, sources say.

"Tara was a party animal," said a source her and Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, 18.
"I've seen them kiss. They always dance sexy on the tables. ... They definitely get close."

Conner and Blair shared an apartment with Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera, 19, but Conner
and Blair got in hot water for getting Rivera drunk.  Ironically, when she was competing for the title,
Conner complained that celebrities like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were bad role models...

This is an outrage!
These girls could be getting railroaded.
I hereby call for still photography and video evidence to be produced at once!

What's hotter than drunken, coked-up, misbehaving lesbian beauty queens?

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