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Tues-Wed Dec 19-20, 2006  Vol 1894 - The Little Dictator

Quote of the Day

"Bush has made it painfully obvious 
  that he has no intention of listening 
  to anyone who doesn't believe that 
  he's going to win in Iraq." 
      --  Joseph Galloway,  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Gates is with Bush
Pot - the cash crop 
Doing it Bush's way 
Ignore those polls 
Monkey Mail
Whore Newsweak 
Bush's Double Down 
Lying Dick under Oath 
She's cute, not stupid 


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"If it's grave and deteriorating and we're not winning, we are losing."
    -- Colin Powell, (Liar, manslaughterer) on CBS's face the Whore,  Link

"That's his characterization of the situation. I don't see any big disagreement"
      --Tony Snow, on Colin Powell's Oraq assessment,   Link

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Gates Lines Up with Bush
 by Robert Parry

The thinking was that Gates would represent the "realists." Hillary Clinton and other Democrats
praised Gates for his "candor" when he acknowledged the obvious, that the war in Iraq wasn't being won.

Since the confirmation vote, Bush and Gates have signaled that they have no intention of extricating
the U.S. military from the Iraq quagmire. They still insist on nothing short of "victory" or "success,"
no matter how much blood must be spilled over the next two years to avert defeat.

At his swearing-in, Gates endorsed Bush's contention that a U.S. military withdrawal
without victory in Iraq and Afghanistan is unacceptable.

Gates was under oath when he told those lies.
The democrats voted for him because he said Iraq was a big disaster.
Now that he's confirmed (They never listen to me) he's pro-war.

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"I think it's been a very difficult year in Iraq. It's my job to listen to
  a lot of opinions and come up with a strategy that says we have a plan."
    -- President Poison, Link

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Subject: Mt Hood Rescue

For once, I have to agree with you.

So, this is the first time you've been right?
You should agree with me almost all the time.

There is an AFRES rescue squadron that operates out of Portland International, and an Army
aviation unit out of Ft. Lewis that goes up to Mt. Hood everytime one of these idiots gets lost.
They never ask if the idiots took precautions or knew what they were doing- they just go,
and really bust their asses trying to save these Darwin Award candidates.

Its dangerous work, too.  The winds at that altitude, whipping around a mountain, are highly unpredictable.
Add the thin air, and the performance problems helicopters have in it, and you have one sporty sortie.
But they go, regardless, because that's the kind of people they are.

Every time some idiot gets lost up there, they are literally putting the lives of brave servicemen in danger.
And for what?  So that some idiot with too much money and time on his hands can get really high up?
I say, screw 'em - let 'em freeze.

Have a Merry Christmas,

I think you got your wish.

We made some history here - in all the time there's been a
I've never seen so many e-mails that agreed with something I wrote.

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Pot - our biggest cash crop
 Why face the facts when you can pretend?


For years, activists in the marijuana legalization movement have claimed that cannabis
is America's biggest cash crop. Now they're citing government statistics to prove it.

A report released today by a marijuana public policy analyst contends that the market value
of pot produced in the U.S. exceeds $35 billion - far more than the crop value of such
heartland staples as corn, soybeans and hay, which are the top three legal cash crops.

California is responsible for more than a third of the cannabis harvest, with an estimated
production of $13.8 billion that exceeds the value of the state's grapes, vegetables and
hay combined - and marijuana is the top cash crop in a dozen states, the report states.

Duh, you mean math means something?

A farmer gets what for a pound of soybeans - sixty cents?
He can get $3000 for a pound of pot, but the Invisible Cloud Being would be angry,
so we wallow in the lies we've told ourselves to please the nonexistent ghost entity.

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Subject: Time Multitude of the Year

The irony here is that anyone using or creating content on the 'nets
is pretty unlikely to be buying a printed magazine!

Trudi E

A better story would've been how much money and prestige TIME has lost
because people online know they can't trust the whore media any more.

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Joy Behar Calls Rumsfeld 'Hitler-like' on 'The View


"It appears we've all agreed to forget that Bush has insisted that he would let the
  troop levels be determined by the commanders on the ground.   Now Bush wants to
  increase troop levels against the commander's wishes. Why have we agreed to forget this?
  Why isn't it in every news story about this stuff?  Why aren't there any stories about it?"
    -- Greg Sargent,   Link

 Greg, I can answer that - The job of America's whore press is not to give us news or the facts.
 Their job is to prop up The Little Dictator and make him look good. 

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"Bush might send more troops to Iraq. So apparently,
  his goal is to achieve a negative popularity rating."
     -- Jay Leno

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Subject: ???what are you thinking???

Dear sir,

I was googling to see if I could find out what happened to the soldiers who
were slapped by Gen. Patton and I ran across your liberal un-American site.

Liberal has truly come to mean never saying "I love America".
 Ralph Reagan

Ralph, there's nothing but the truth on

I don't love murder, rape, torture, fake wars, invasions for oil,
illegal spying, ignoring the Constitution and Bush getting richer by the day.

You must be in that 27 percent who approve of Bush.
You're out of the mainstream.
Middle America knows the truth about Bush now.

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Doing things Bush's way


All we wanted was a plausible Iraq strategy. Last week, Tony Snow, explained why this was unrealistic.
Bush, he said, "is moving toward a decision on how to move forward."  He continued:

"I know a lot of you have been curious about when he would talk about the way forward.
That is not going to happen until the new year. We do not know when, so I can't give you a date."

Seven out of ten Americans disapprove of Bush's Iraq performance. For them, Snow said.
"The most important thing, is that Bush continues to be engaged in the business of talking
about the way forward."

In other words - he's got nothing and more nothing is on the horizon.
Meanwhile, men and women die every day while Bush is trying to think.

"I'm making $350 million dollars a day.
 What's the big hurry to get done with this war?"

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Whore Newsweak hides the truth

So I just got off the phone with Newsweek editor Jon Meacham. As noted below, the mag's big cover
story on Hillary and Obama is taking a beating in the liberal blogosphere because it  failed to include poll
numbers that show Clinton beating McCain and Giuliani in head-to-head matchups -- numbers which
you'd think are relevant to the story.

Rather than include the numbers in the story, the mag released them on PR Newswire yesterday
-- where they were likely to go unseen by the great majority of Newsweek readers.

Well of course they don't want the facts to come out.
That pisses me off, and it should piss you off, but a lot of liberals feel the same way.
They want to hide the truth and pretend she isn't going to win.

Why would you want lying whores like Newsweek to pick your president for you?

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Subject: 2007 - Year of the meltdown

It's that time of the year to make predictions for the new coming year.
What will the year 2007 bring? What will 2007 be known for?

My prediction is that 2007 will be the year of the meltdown.
I predict that when 2007 is over that the word "meltdown"
will be the word that describes the year.

But in the long run it will be a good thing because America has
turned it's back on reality and melting down is part of the healing process.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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Lying Dick under Oath

Cheney will be called as a defense witness in the CIA leak case, a Libby attorney told a judge.

Early last week, Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald said he did not expect the White House to resist
if Cheney or other administration officials are called to testify in Libby's trial, expected to begin in January.

Will Fitzgerald continue his streak of disappointments?

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Please ignore all those polls
  by Ari the Huff, who has nothing else to write about

Is there anything more ridiculous than speculative polls offering head-to-head match-ups
betweenpotential presidential candidates done two years before the next election?  Yet the
media decided that gazing into their crystal balls is the best use of their time and influence.

Blaming the media for your anti-Hillary obsession?
Arianna, when the last time you wrote something about Bush or the war?

Trust me, if the polls showed Hillary losing, Arianna wouldn't think they were ridiculous.

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"First night of Hanukkah, Bush went hunting for colored eggs."
    --David Letterman,

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Random thought...

Saddam was put on trial and found guilty of murdering and torturing Iraqis.

When will Bush be put on trial and found guilty of murdering and torturing Iraqis?

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Bush's Iraqi Double Down
   by Ivan Eland

Bush seems determined to "double down" his bet on the Iraq War despite overwhelming public opposition
and recommendations for a phased withdrawal from the bipartisan Iraq Study Group. Bush is now toying
with the idea of adding 15,000 to 30,000 more U.S. troops, a scheme called "The Surge."

While many of Bush's neoconservative advisers are in favor, the President is running into opposition from
the top Pentagon brass, including the entire Joint Chiefs, according to a 12-19 WaHoPo article on Dec. 19.
Clearly, however, prospects for an early end to the U.S. military occupation of Iraq continue to dim.

In this guest essay, Ivan Eland offers his Top Ten list of things not to do in Iraq:

Note:  is the most important site on the internet..

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2949....2952 American victims

3  more died since yesterday.

Exxon has made $2B profit
so far in December.

Think The BFEE is ready for this war to end?
Don't bet a soldier's life on that.

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.

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If you do, she'll thank you for that gift in a special way.

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Subject: BCR Show 100

Bart- Best BCR EVER!

Lots of Bart, great Tommy Mac Segment and less music and video clips.
Its much more entertaining hearing you.
The (Secret Chocolate) segment was great!....
I have been there and done that.

Sounds like it was an expensive adventure...
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Subject: Excuse me

So those that died in Somila were what?
Not dead right those bodies they drug through the streets were fakes trying to make Clinton look bad?
Lying is good but wait until history blurrs people's memory a little more.

Good thing I have experience deciphering monkey talk.
I replied, Jim, Bush 41 sent those men to Somalia without armor.

Sorry don't agree.

You disagree thatBush 41 sent those men to Somalia without armor?.
You don't have the option to disagree with that. In your universe, who sent
those men to Somalia without the armor they'd need when outnumbered 10 to 1?

Bush 41 lost his power to command on January 20, 1993.
All decisions on battles belong to Clinton after that.

But the deadly error had already been made.

The quote was never sent into battle.
Battles are indiviual events the orginal mission was peace keeping and feeding them not capturing and killing.
That was Mr. Aspen who made the decision to purse and not provide armor. Or air support.
On behalf of Mr. Clinton.

1.   a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war;

On October 3, 1993, a mission involving scores of U.S. Special Operations forces went astray
when one of their Blackhawk helicopters was shot down over Mogadishu, the capital of Somalia.
Outnumbered 10 to 1, the U.S. forces escaped with 18 killed while hundreds of Somalis died.

Jim, it's my guess no amount of facts will change your mind, but Bush was a former
CIA director who sent our soldiers into a terrorist stronghold without armor.

Which part of that is wrong?
Bush wasn't a former CIA director?
Bush didn't send those men to Somalia?
Bush did send armor, but they lost it?

You said, "Outnumbered 10 to 1,..." so why didn't Bush send armor?
He should have known better PLUS he only did that only after losing the election.

Perhaps you meant to say, "Clinton should have known Bush's Somalia plan
would be a disaster and withdrawn the troops right away?"

Clinton never did anything that stupid.
Are you OK with Bush's 3,000 dead in Iraq, too?

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Subject: Coked up Lesbian Beauty Queens


Funny how this Miss USA might lose her crown for kissing a chick and doing cocaine,
but if your Dad was former Head of the CIA you can snort and traffic all the coke you want,
get elected President, give out press passes to known male prostitutes, kill hundreds of
thousands of Iraqis and thousands of GI's with no ramifications whatsoever.

Keep Hammerin,
California Dave

Dave, you can also settle for community service in Alaska when you get caught with
your cocaine, that is, if Daddy can do a special favor for a particular Texas judge.

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Monday night, Dave's Top Ten was the drunken, coked-up, misbehaving lesbian Miss USA excuses,
but he was oblivious to the fact that "the roommate" was Miss Teen USA.

How could he miss the hottest part of the the hottest story of the year?

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    Cute isn't always stupid

 watch the 90 second promo

They call this show "the new Buffy."
Every review you'll read includes the word "smart."

I'm tired of stupid TV, aren't you?

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