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1944 - Lack of sanity
 
 
  
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 "Even if we had a million men to go in, it's
too late now. 
Humpty Dumpty can't be put back together
again."
 -- Retired
four-star Gen. Tony McPeak, Joint Chiefs member during the Gulf War, on
Iraq,   Link
 
  
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 'Prosecutor-gate':
Bush's power grab
by Robert Parry
  consortiumnews.com
  Excerpt:
In 2005, when the White House launched a plan
to oust U.S. Attorneys who showed insufficient political loyalty,
 George W. Bush was hoping to solidify one-party
Republican control of American political life, in part, through
 aggressive prosecution of Democrats for alleged
"voter fraud."
 One part of Bush's power grab was to unleash attack-dog
GOP prosecutors to rip into Democrats who had been 
trying to get more Americans to vote. But where
Republicans claimed "voter fraud," such as allowing some released
 felons to cast ballots, the Democrats saw Republican
"voter suppression" aimed at frightening minority citizens away
 from the polls.
 But the swing of a few hundred votes in some districts
could mean giving the Democrats control of the House and 
Senate -- and subjecting the Bush administration
to some serious oversight. So, by October 2006, when the White
 House now admits that Bush personally passed
on Republican complaints to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
 about the lack of urgency in addressing Democratic
"voter fraud" cases, the GOP dream of near-permanent
 one-party governance was in grave jeopardy.
 
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 "All the things they say will happen are already
happening. Iraq is already a base for terrorists; 
there is already a civil war. We've
got 150,000 troops there now and we can't stop it."
 -- Richard Clarke, telling the truth about Iraq,   Link
 
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 Subject: Cali real estate
 You called that exactly. 
 In DC, people are going ape shit about the fact
that a house they bought five years ago
for $250k has now DROPPED in vaule to $300k after
rocketing up in value to $400k.
 I used to produce an investment radio show and
a real estate radio show. 
All these people were calling in at the height
of the boom talking about selling off
 the home they'd been in for 15 years for 1000
times the original investment.
 Most were clueless that they'd have to move to
realize a return on the sale.
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 "Iraqi Shias don't want to compromise with
the Sunnis. They don't have to. There's going to be 
a genocide of Sunnis in Baghdad. The
Shia have the numbers to do it; they can absorb all the
 Sunni car bombs it takes. We aren't
capable of stopping it; they can't tell a Sunni from a Shia.
 The best you can hope for is that it
doesn't spill into the neighboring countries."
 -- Nir Rosen, on Bush's bloody quagmire, 
Link
 
 If Bush was human, he'd feel bad about the 3200 dead soldiers and the
100,000 dead Iraqis,
but he spent the week south of the border dancing like a drunken bar
slut while the Mexican cops
 tried to control the rioting outside.
  
 Meanwhile, Pickles released a statement asking for the media to stop
pretending
there was civil unrest in Mexico and South America because she didn't
see any.
 
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 Subject: You are right about
Sununu
 On your Thursday page you guessed Sununu was up
for re-election in 2008. 
You're right. And he's in trouble:
 In the last election, NH went 100% blue (governor,
both houses of Legislature, 
executive council and both Congressmen.
 Gary V
 
 That means he's able to see the obvious.
Why can't other Republicans see that Bush is
poison?
 Backing Bush positions is certain political suicide.
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 New Mexico
legalize medical marijuana
Gov. Richardson takes a gamble
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  Excerpt:
Democratic Gov. Bill Richardson, poised to sign
a bill making New Mexico the 12th state to legalize
 medical marijuana, said Thursday he realizes
his action could become an issue in the presidential race.
 "So what if it's risky? It's the right thing
to do," said Richardson, running for president in 2008.
"What we're talking about is 160 people in deep
pain. It only affects them."
 The legislation would create a program under which
some patients - with a doctor's note
- could use marijuana provided by the state.
Lawmakers approved the bill Wednesday.
 The governor is expected to sign it in the next
few weeks.
 
  
 "So what if it's risky? It's the right thing
to do,"
 That's gotta be worth a shot.
How often does a politician do the right damn thing?
 
 
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 All roads
lead to Rove
  Link
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"White House spokeswhore Dana Perino acknowledged
that the U.S. attorneys' dismissals were preceded
 by a conversation between Bush and Tortureboy
last October in which Bush complained that some prosecutors
 were not pursuing "voter fraud investigations."
(That's code for "Letting niggers vote") 
These were, in fact, cases
 that Rove thought were especially important to
Republicans.  Rove was the conduit for Republican political
 grievances about the U.S. attorneys. He was the
fulcrum and the lever. He was the collector of information and
 the magnet of power. He was the originator, formulator
and director. But, initially, according to the administration,
 like Gonzales, he supposedly knew nothing and
did nothing. Even after the administration alibis had collapsed,
 the White House trotted out Dan Bartlett, the
cool and calm communications director, to engage in a bit of
 cognitive dissonance. There was no plot, and
maybe Rove was involved in the thing that didn't happen.
 "You're trying to connect a lot of dots that
aren't connectible," Bartlett said, adding, "It wouldn't be surprising
 that Karl or other people were receiving these
complaints." Thus the "dots" are invisible and Rove is at their center."
 
  
 Dana Perino is cute, in a Facist liar/whore kind of way.
But if we're going to be lied to, I'd much rather watch her lie to
us
 than Forked-tongued Ari or Scotty the Underbear or Tony Munster.
 
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 Subject: 9/11 mastermind confesses
in Guantanamo
 Bart, didn't Khalid Sheikh Mohammed also confess
to the JFK and Black Dahlia murders
just so he wouldn't get another one of those
Jack Bauer special pain injections?
 I probably would have.
Just sayin'
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retired from the paper.
 He was once a Reagan Republican but after his
wife died he began to hear her voice,
 perhaps a little stronger than when she was around.
He turns his politics 180 degrees.
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 Delay: No
to candidate Newt
  cbsnews.com
  Excerpt:
Gingrich's attempted phoenix-like rise from his
own political ashes to a presidential candidacy next week
 will run into a harsh assessment by Tom DeLay.
The former non-felon's memoir assails Gingrich as an
 "ineffective" House speaker with a flawed moral
compass.
 ha ha
Delay calling Newt "immoral?"
 Does the kettle get any blacker than that?
 
 Gingrich is not the only political ally to feel
DeLay's wrath. In "Mein Kampf II," DeLay is even more critical 
of Armey the Dick, and assails Bush for being
more compassionate than conservative. Even Dennis Hastert,
 (R-Sweaty Wrestler) is accused along with Gingrich
and Armey of opening the door to the Demo purge of him.
 
 I can't wait for the GOP civil war to erupt.
Now if we can just stop the lefty Democrats from their civil
war...
 
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 Kerry and
Tortureboy
 Many of you wrote to demand I "stop lying"
about Kerry voting to confirm Tortureboy.
 First, anyone who thinks I'm lying about anything can blow me.
I make mistakes but I don't lie because it's easier to go with the
truth.
 Second, Kerry's reputation is so terrible, nobody needs to lie about
him.
Third, I got that info from a letter Kerry sent to me.
 Of course I can't find it now, and it's possible I misread the e-mail,
 but I think I read what I read.
 Did anybody else get that e-mail from Kerry, on the 12th or 13th?
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 Subject: Where are the Republicans
Heading?
 Back in the 1980s I don't remember hearing about
any Republican sex scandals.
Then in the 1990s many Republicans were caught
cheating on their wives and they were embarrassed.
 Now it's the 21st century and Republicans are
not even embarrassed about cheating on their wives
 because now they are having sex with male hookers
on Meth and teenage boys.
 I'm not sure I like the direction that the Republican
party is heading.
What will they do in the next decade?
 All I know is that I better keep my dogs tied
up at night.
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 "I think we (He
means Bush) make a mistake when we call
it 
the war on terror, because it is their
war on us."
 -- cross-dressing Rudy,
the GOP's front runner,    nywhorepost
 
  
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Clinton
by Joe Conason
  salon.com
  Excerpt:
Whatever else Bill Clinton is or was or someday
may become, he will forever remain the favorite scapegoat
 for Republicans in trouble. When they're caught,
they always point at him -- just as they are doing now in the
 midst of the scandal over the political dismissal
of eight U.S. attorneys and growing demands for the Gonzales
 resignation. From Drudge to Fox News to the WSJ
editorial page, the usual suspects are shrieking in unison:
 Bill Clinton fired a lot of U.S. attorneys too!
In fact Clinton was worse because he fired all of them at once!
 And the Democrats didn't complain when Clinton
did the same thing!"
 
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 Gonzales
& Integrity
by Helen Thomas
  thebostonchannel.com
  Excerpt:
If there is one federal agency that should always
be squeaky clean, it is the Justice Department.
 But under Gonzales, an embarrassing stench has
arisen in the department because of the firing of
 eight U.S. attorneys...As if Gonzales does not
have enough trouble, the FBI has now been accused
 of improperly using the USA Patriot Act to obtain
personal information about people in the United States.
 A 126-page audit conducted by Inspector General
Glenn Fine found some FBI agents demanded
 personal data and telephone records without proper
authorization. Gonzales has a lot to learn when
 it comes to preserving the integrity of his office.
 
 Pardon me, Helen, but it's not that Gonzales is slow to learn.
The son of a bitch knows exactly 
what laws he's breaking but he also knows, like Scooter does, that
he'll get a pardon from the
 crooked president when he gets caught.
 
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 "Hillary's agents lobbied for her to be Kerry's
running mate in 2004, 
but she was crossed off the list as
too radioactive."
 -- Bob Shrum, the guy who told Kerry to conceed before Ohio's voted were
counted,  Link
 And because he's a quitter, Kerry
took his advice.
 
 I don't believe that for one second.
Do the Hillary haters believe that for one second?
 "Ms Powergrab", settling for the VP spot?
 Why is Bob Shrum lying?
Because his political career is over?
 
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 Subject: marijuana
 Yesterday's story is just sickening. There have
been a number of prosecutions of these poor people 
in the last couple of years by insane, out-of-control
prosecutors. It's more important to these so-called
 guardians of the public morals to hold the line
on marijuana-- simply because they consider it a "gateway"
 drug that will lead to harder stuff-- than it
is to give relief and a longer life to a dying mother.
 What the hell is wrong with them?
 And do they plan to throw this woman in jail if
she continues 
to try to make her life bearable in the only
way she can?
 Gayle
 
 The craziest part about that is when the out-of-control
prosecutor's mom gets cancer,
he will find someone to get HIS mom some pot
to help her deal with the effects of cancer
 while denying others the same option.  That's
how the GOP operates.
 
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 Subject: on Kerry's Iraq war
vote and Hillary's
 John Kerry admitted it was a mistake.  Hillary
has not. 
I mostly don't like her because she is the queen
of the DLC.
 Jason
 
 Jason, thanks, but that's not the question that was asked.
 The question is "Why did Dems give Kerry a pass for his vote in 2004
but then hold Her to a higher standard three years later?"
 The question can't be answered without admitting I'm right.
 I know what the answer is.
The answer is the war wasn't totally lost in 2004, but now it is.
 So some people want Hillary to get in the time machine and go back
to 2002
 and change the past and she can't do that and that's why people
are angry.
 It's clearer than Lake Concha.
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 The Sweet Sixteen?
The Cinderella Team?
 Going to the Big Dance?
 
 One reason I'm so pissed off about these "aqueakers" is that every year
they take of Survivor and CSI so grown
men can squeak around on the
 hardwood floors while the seven-foot freaks drop a little ball into
a basket.
 
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by comparison.
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got raunchy - calling Nancy Pelosi "a moron" 
and mocking global warming, saying,
"Excuse me for not believing temperatures from 1906,
 when we were still shitting in the
woods."
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 Subject: Kerry vs Hillary
 I've been really trying to find a reason to support
Hillary, but she won't let me.
 In an interview this week in the New York Times,
she stated that she would 
leave a small number of troops in Iraq to fight
al Qaeda, blah, blah, blah.
 The difference in Kerry and Hillary is that Kerry
admits his mistake.
<much snippage>
 Al C
 
 Al, actually, the difference is She's going to be president.
 It's my opinion She studied the problem and made that decision.
 We talked about this in BCR
109.
 I know "bring them all home now" is the left's greatest wish - but
then what?
I can hear the lefties saying, "We don't care,
bring them home,"
 but "we don't care" is no way to
run America's foreign policy.
 We give Ahmahanjob the two billion dollars a week Bush is stealing?
We allow Iran to overtake Iraq and slaughter every last Sunni?
 The Saudis won't allow that - they'll arm the Sunnis.
 I'm the last guy you should learn this from, but the Arab world is divided
into Iran's Shia 
and the rest of the Arabs - and they're getting ready to go to war
because of Bush's greed.
 The left and the media are harping on "She'll
stay there JUST LIKE BUSH,"
but we all know that's not true - it just sells papers and commercials
on TV.
 Everything was relatively OK until Bush invaded, but running away isn't
the answer.
We have to do something besides invade, steal, rape, torture and then
run away.
 *I* don't have the answers - let's hope She does.
 Just asking - who has a solution besides, "We
don't care, bring them home?"
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  Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
 Bush is stealing $220,000,000
every
day.
 No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
 stealing  $220,000,000
every
day.
 It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
 Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days  $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
  Link
  
 Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
 3,197....3,203
American victims
 We lost  2
more soldiers since last issue
while the Little Dictator plays with himself.
 ...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
 (And that's just ONE oil company)
 2 more
soldiers
are dead, but that's OK because
Exxon makes $75,000
profit per minute
 Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
 and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
   
  
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Vets' Memo to Congress
by Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity (VIPS)
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A group of former U.S. intelligence analysts
advise congressional leaders about how best
 to wind down the Iraq War -- and they suggest
that logic and facts, not politics, should lead the way.
 
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