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Friday  March 30, 2007  Vol 1952 - Not so Speedy

Quote of the Day

"He can swagger all he wants 
  but we have 3,241 dead Americans." 
   -- Harry Reid, showing signs of sac

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Why Iran Won in Iraq 
(Lack of) Meters 
Rev. Ted - Gay in Tulsa 
Bartcop Travel Agency 
Can Hillary win?
Inhofe kills Concert 
What about Iran? 
Gals with Guns


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" all fairness, Gore is the person who, in the Congress, 
  most systematically worked to make sure that we got to an Internet." 
    -- Newt Gingrich, mixing the truth with his lies, Link

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Why Iran Won in Iraq
  by Morgan Strong

There are two fundamental truths about the war in Iraq. The first is that the administration did not tell
the American people the true reasons for this war. Whether it was through deliberate lies or by false 
intelligence, the consequence is equal. The second is that the democratic election that took place in 
Iraq in 2005 was a victory for the majority Shiite, and for their sponsors, Iran. 

The administration insisted on early elections to demonstrate the Iraqi populace was prepared and
eager for democratic governance. The election may have been free and democratic, but the results 
of the elections established the contrary. 

Iran through its surrogate Muqtada al-Sadr and his Mahdi army provided money and influence, 
and if necessary coercion, to assure the election of their chosen candidates. Those Shiite candidates 
won majority control of the Iraqi government.  is the most important site on the net.

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"Displaced families are returning home, marketplaces are seeing more activity, 
  stores that were long shuttered are now reopening. We feel safer about moving 
  in the city now. Our people want to see this effort succeed."
   -- Der Monkey, quoting an Iraqi blogger, Link

"Let me clear it up for any moron with lingering doubts: It's worse. It's over. You lost. 
  You lost the day your tanks rolled into Baghdad to the cheers of your imported, 
  American-trained monkeys. You lost every single family whose home your soldiers violated. 
  You lost every sane, red-blooded Iraqi when the Abu Ghraib pictures came out and verified 
  your atrocities behind prison walls as well as the ones we see in our streets. You lost when you 
  brought murderers, looters, gangsters and militia heads to power and hailed them as Iraq's first
  democratic government. You lost when a gruesome execution was dubbed your biggest 
  accomplishment. You lost the respect and reputation you once had. You lost more than 3000 troops. 
  That is what you lost America. I hope the oil, at least, made it worthwhile." 
       -- an Iraqi blogger Bush chose not to quote,Link

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(Lack of) Meters = Billions In Stolen Oil

Millions of dollars' worth of oil is stolen daily in Iraq because of the absence of oil meters, a basic tool
for preventing corruption, according to estimates by classified CIA and State Department reports,
the Iraq Study Group Report and others.

So - the Iraq Study Group mentioned this in their
report and America's whore media kept it quiet
so Bush could continue to steal these billions?

A six-month investigation by KTVT found the annual thefts run into the billions of dollars and help fuel insurgents,
sectarian militias and corrupt officials - as well as deprive the Iraqis of much-needed money.

As far as I know, I'm the only person on the Internet who's been 
railing about this for years.  THIS is why Bush invaded Iraq and 
got 3300 soldiers killed but nobody wants to talk about the real 
reasons we're at war.

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"The possibility of Bill Clinton returning to the White House raises some questions.
  How much influence would he have in his wife's administration? Will the Monica 
  Lewinsky scandal drive away voters? What's the status of the Clintons' marriage
  - and does it matter? In a new poll, 70% of Americans say Bill will do more good 
  than harm for his wife's campaign. Yet questions about their marriage - as well as 
  the Lewinsky sex saga that led to his impeachment remain close to the surface." 
    -- Jill Lawrence, whore for USA Today, trying to get over her "Russert" problem   Link


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Subject: a bartcop link needs fixing

Your link for the following does not lead to anything:

"Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days"  hot!

I thought you might like to know,
since this item appears on your page every day.

Keep up the good work - we rely on you to cut through the fog.
 Paul in Wisconsin, America's Dairyland

Not sure why major news sources let their links expire after 90 days or so.
You can read  going back 11 years.



"Is Al Gonzales "attorney general" in the same way 
  a homeless man is "mayor of the park?" 
     -- Jon Stewart,

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Inhofe Kills Gore Concert
 He did it by speaking a few words.

Sen. James Inhofe (R-SickBastard) is vowing to kill Gore's global warming concert.

Inhofe hates environmentalists and his parliamentary powers can block indefinitely
the resolution that would permit Gore to have his concert on the capitol's West Front lawn.

"This is a partisan political event," Inhofe barked yesterday.  Harry Reid (D-Limp) attempted to pass
the authorizing measure for the concert, but Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) objected.
Inhofe barked like a rabid dog, :There's no compromise. Either we change the rules or we don't."

For years, we had to put up with"But we're powerless - we're the minority" from Democrats.
But now that the GOP is in the Minority, they're showing how powerful they really are.

Does this mean that the Democrats - all these years - only had to use "parliamentary powers"
to block everything the Fascist bastards were doing?  If so, why didn't they f-ing do it?

In the Minority, we're subject to every whim the insane GOP members have.
In the Majority, we're subject to every whim the insane GOP members have.

So why do Democrats ask us for money?

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Subject: mockery?

Bart, you wrote:

>  is making a mockery of the contest.

I read that and still haven't figured out if you're pullin' our legs. <snorf>
Now, you wouldn't do THAT, wouldja?

thanks for the link. ;-)

America gets to decide how this movie ends.
It's like we're voting Aunt Bea the killer as a goof..

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Ted Haggard - Gay in Tulsa


A trip to Tulsa lays bare the fundamentalism that made Ted Haggard live in terror of his own homosexuality.
According to Bishop Carlton Pearson, Ted Haggard isn't going to hell. He's already in hell.

Haggard's father, said Pearson, was an intimidating 400-pound Pentecostal preacher who cast out devils.
If he had known his son was gay, Pearson maintains, he "would've cast the devil out of him. ... And Ted would
have spit and rolled and frothed. And he might have gyrated. Usually they vomit or they scream, or something
like that." Haggard came to ORU "scarred somewhat by his encounters with his father."

Homosexuality, of course, was not tolerated at ORU. Pearson sang with Roberts' traveling musical group,
the World Action Singers, from which Roberts expelled two members because they were gay. Roberts' oldest son,
Ronald, committed suicide in 1982 at the age of 37. Pearson says that Ronald, too, was gay.

According to "God's messengers," all gay people should kill themselves.
But what's wrong with God that he makes every tenth person gay?

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Subject: Detroit cars

I work as an engineer in the auto industry (I do NOT work for an automaker).
My customers include many carmakers, including the US 'Big 3'.
I can assure you that your fear of American cars is misplaced.

Dude, I hope we can remain friends if I disagree.

The media seems to have effectively spun the story that Asian cars are better than American cars.

Actually, no.
Opinions count but money follows the cars from Japan.

It seems that anytime there is a vehicle recall at GM, it is spread across the front page
of the newspaper, but Toyota recalls get a mention in fine print on page 7.
I have known several people with Toyotas who had multiple problems, but still sent back positive
surveys, because they told me the problems were 'isolated', and the dealers were 'nice'.

Seriously, one has to follow the money.
From my 6 years buying car finance contracts and three years on an actual car lot,
I guarantee most used car dealers would rather buy a 2002 Honda than a 2004 Chevy.


I think your perception is misguided.
It looks to me like the media are as lazy in their auto stories as they are in their political stories.

Hey, no argument there - the media are lazy whore sell-my-mother bastards,
but if money talks, the smart move always gravitates towards Honda and Toyota.
If you visit an auto auction in a large city, you'll see what I mean.

Hey - It took me 10 years to find something on your page to complain about...not bad.
Of course, I still have a few more BCR shows to download!!

Take care,

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"The system failed our troops." 
     -- Bush, lying at Walter Reed this morning,

 Bush's budget cuts and turning over Walter Reed 
 to unqualified cronies had nothing to do with it.

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Subject: The American people will know who to hold responsible

Yesterday Bush responded to the vote by the House and the Senate to pass emergency funding
for the troops but to limit the length of the war.  Bush said that he's going to veto it saying,
" ... the American people will know who to hold responsible."

I think that's something we can all agree with.

But, if Bush does veto funding for the troops
I think he's going to have some splainin' to do.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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Can Hillary win?
 Let's hope not - it will kill

What I hear is even more emphatic. "They" not only don't believe Hillary can win, they know she can't win.
They say it with such certitude, such finality. People who have no trouble entertaining doubt and ambiguity
in every other arena of life draw a saber line in the sandbox when it comes to the dead-sure futility of Hillary
ever being elected president.

Can she beat Obama Barack or John Edwards?
Of course she can.
Can she beat the Republican nominee?
Of course she can.

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"Did you see where they got rid of the fat kid on American Idol last night? 
  I didn't watch it, I just thought I'd mention it and act like I watch it to relate to people." 
     -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy

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Subject: Keeping

Hey Bart, you wrote:

> I'm one of the few people in the world who realizes just how stupid he is.

When Socrates was being tried for corrupting youth by Meletus,
the main point was that he said that he was the smartest man in the world.

Meletus asked him how he came to this conclusion and his response was,
"I know that I know nothing, while everyone else thinks they know everything."

To me that puts you in pretty good company.
best regards always,

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"The consequences of a specific and random date of withdrawal would be disastrous."
    - The Giggling Murderer  Link

"The people who have been wrong every step of the way about everything 
   in this war now have a crystal ball to tell me what's going to happen next." 
      -- Bill Maher, 

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Subject: 2008 prediction

This ole Vet sees a democratic victory in the presidential election
plus a number of congressional newcomers in the House and Senate.

J.B., I agree.
The problem is the Democrats have a history of back-stabbing their president.

Watch the goofy bastards impeach the Democrat after giving
the Bush criminal a blank check and a free ride all these years.

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Subject: Gonzales bastard

Bart, wouldn't it be great when Gonzalez is finally trapped in his lies and is arrested
that he be denied Habeus Corpus?

According to his own words, he have no right under the Constitution to Habeus Corpus.

Wouldn't it be great to see him crying about his rights?
Rights he would feel he now deserves but the rest of us do not.
 Mike Mac

Torture for no reason

Tony Lagouranis is a 37-year-old bouncer at a bar in Chicago's Humboldt Park. He is also a former torturer.
As a specialist in a military intelligence battalion, Lagouranis interrogated prisoners at Abu Ghraib,
Al Asad Airfield and other places in Iraq from January through December 2004.

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on the detainees, he says. Prisoners held at Al Asad Airfield, about 110 miles northwest of Baghdad, were
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What to do about Iran?
  by Ivan Eland

Iran should be given positive incentives to forgo its nuclear weapons program. If the Iranians forswear
their uranium enrichment efforts, the United States should offer to reintegrate Iran into the world, 
economically and politically, and sign a pact pledging not to attack that nation.

Given that Iran lives in the vicinity of a nuclear Israel, and has other potentially hostile neighbors,
even this offer may not make the Iranians willing to give up their nuclear program.

As the US accepted and deterred a nuclear China in the 1960s, when radical Mao Zedong was at its helm, 
it may ultimately have to accept and deter, with the world's most potent nuclear arsenal, a nuclear Iran.  is the most important site on the net.

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Subject: Time for Kissyface to go

A defiant, Democratic-controlled Senate approved legislation calling for the withdrawal of troops 
from Iraq within a year, propelling Congress closer to an epic, wartime veto confrontation with Bush.

The 51-47 vote was largely along party lines, ...
The votes in opposition were cast by 46 Republicans and Joe Lieberman.

Its time for Lieberman to lose his committee seats...

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"I have been called dumb, crazy man, science abuser, Holocaust denier, 
  villain of the month, hate-filled, warmonger, Neanderthal, Genghis Khan 
  and Attila the Hun. And I can just tell you that I wear some of those titles proudly." 
     -- James Inhofe, the BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Month.

A DOJ Lawyer Take the Fifth
 How can she keep her job is she's guilty of crimes?

The strangest event so far in the U.S. attorney-firing mess may be the decision by a Justice Department 
lawyer to plead the Fifth rather than risk incriminating herself in testimony before Congress Thursday. 
Monica Goodling, counsel to Alberto Gonzales and liaison to the White House, cited the politically charged 
and "perilous environment" of the House and Senate judiciary committees in refusing Monday to testify about
her part in the firing of eight U.S. attorneys. In a letter to the Senate committee, her lawyer says the "potential 
for legal jeopardy" from "even her most truthful and accurate testimony" is "very real," and cites the recent 
conviction of I. Lewis Libby for lying during a CIA-leak investigation. To use a technical legal term, huh?

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $220,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,244....3,245 American victims

We lost  1 more since last issue
while the Little Dictator force-feeds the meatgrinder.

...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

(And that's just ONE oil company)

1 more soldier dead, but that's OK because
Exxon makes $75,000 profit per minute

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.


Bloomberg News says Iraq is currently pumping 2M barrels a day. (Lies)
 But even 2M barrels is $120M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

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Last Saturday, I committed at least two sins.
I drank cheap vodka and I played online poker.
(Let's hope Tim doesn't hear about this.)

I can't find my regular dollar-entry Hold'em tourneys at
(If you know where they are - let me know)
so I signed up for a $2 tourney with 335 players.

It was Saturday, and I extra-enjoyed my after dinner cocktails,
and I was fighting 334 others for the title of Tournament X Champ This Date.

I lasted the first hour.
I lasted the second hour.
At time marker 2:15,  I started getting sleepy.

Out of 335 people, there were 35 left, and I was in fourth place, ...and I was sleepy,
so I went all in on the next 5-6 hands until somebody beat me. I had a great time.

I paid $2 and change to play, I played real poker with real people for real money
and it cost less than a dollar an hour.

In this case I'd like the Republcans to remember we'd like a smaller government.
When will the Democrats make poker legal again?

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