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BCR Show 114 is here! 

Friday  April 20, 2007  Vol 1965 - Corrupt A.G.

Quote of the Day

"The best way to put this 
   behind us is your resignation."
     -- Sen Tom Coburn (R-Jesus Twin) to Tortureboy 

  That should be a quote from a Democrat,
   but they're too busy wetting themselves in fear

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Time for PBS to Go? 
Bush the Madman 
Pickles leaves Monkey 
Monkey mail 
What we learned today
Bush Collapsing 
Guns at FOX News 
Double the Iraq Oil 
Mandy Moore too fat? 

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"Bush is very dangerous, because he's an unguided missile, he's a rocket with no ability 
  to be educated. You can't change what he wants to do. He can't deviate from his policy, 
  and that's frightening when somebody has as much power as he does, and is as much a 
  radical as he is, and is as committed to democracy -- whatever that means -- as he is in 
  the Mideast. I really do believe that's what drives him. That doesn't mean he's not 
  interested in oil. But I really think he thinks democracy is the answer." 
     -- Seymour Hersh, when asked if Bush is worse than Nixon,   Link

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Time for PBS to Go?
  by Robert Parry

PBS is broadcasting what amounts to a neoconservative propaganda series entitled "America at a Crossroads,"
which has included a full hour info-mercial for Bush's invasion of Iraq written and narrated by Richard Perle, 
one of the war's architects.

The Perle segment, entitled "The Case for War: In Defense of Freedom," treated anti-war Americans as 
deranged individuals. Perle, though known as the "prince of darkness," spoke in a quiet almost regretful tone, 
expressing disappointment that "conspiracy theories" and hatred of Bush had blinded so many people to the 
rightness of the Iraq War.

To show examples of these pathetic anti-war lunatics, the PBS program included short clips of Martin Sheen
and Tim Robbins while Perle did a voice-over that talked about them like a psychiatrist who sadly saw no choice 
but to sign commitment papers.

I'm so old, I remember when PBS was good and decent,
but then the Democrats watched in fear as the GOP perverted 
it into a cheerleading channel for Fascism, celebrating America's downfall.

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So, why did women vote to give up their reproductive rights?
And why did Gore and Kerry reject the idea of making 
Roe v Wade a big part of their presidential campaigns?

Bush rambles like a madman


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Subject: Bart, the conspiracy theorist

Oh puleeeze Bart~

First off, Walmart ain't gonna' let you load one of their floor model guns in the store.   Jeeze!

Yep, one of us is crazy, all right.
You just said "Gun accidents can't happen."
I used to think I could debate, but I'd hate to debate that.

Second, if that did happen, the clerk would probably shout, "Accidental disharge!"

Sure, unless he was startled and shaken...

And third, you presume that Spike Lee is directing everybody with a gun to "act crazy."


If your stated scenario had happened and you were there with your (Glock) baby,
would you just pull it out and start blasting at everybody else in sight?

No, but then I'm the smartest man in Oklahoma - not everybody is.

This ain't comedy you're writing, Bart ... it's just bad fiction.

 I'm only in it for the money...

E! Online (The TV Channel, not Marty's E!) is reporting...
Pickles leaves Monkey

The U.S. Chief of Grief, George W. Bush's wife is so damn put out by the teetotaling 
Texan's return to drinking that she had to get outta the White House. Woo-hoo! 

"She just couldn't take it anymore," whispered a former White House staffer. "She's had it." 

But, of course, the mainstream media won't report this because their job is to protect Bush.

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"You've answered 'I don't know' or 'I can't recall' to close to a hundred questions, 
  you're not familiar with the workings of much of your department, and we still don't have 
  convincing explanations of the who, what and why of the firings. I urge you to reexamine 
  your performance and, for the good of the department and the good of country, step down." 
    -- Chuck Schumer, sheepishly asking a dirty, lying crook to become a good, honest man.

Subject: proudly enabling

The only ones who enabled that asshole are your friends the leftard nanny-stater school administrators
and legislators who only in Jan 2006 MADE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that every victim in the building
was properly infantilized, disarmed and helpless. all the while crowing about how it would make everyone "feel safe".

Lefties think putting up signs to cater to peoples feellings (Gun-Free Zone)
justifies eliminating a college student's BASIC HUMAN RIGHT OF SELF-DEFENSE.

Meanwhile you guys rant about Bushitler and how we can't trust the govt and then turn around
five seconds later to advocate giving the govt a total monopoly on the potential USE OF FORCE.

No telling who you think you're talking to, but it can't be me.
Ain't nobody taking my guns from me.

Even when I was a 20 year old retarded leftist (like you probably are) I still understood the wisdom of
the second amendment and saw how it applied to me personally being concerned about govt abuse of power.

Are you upset that Bush has discarded the Conmstitution?
Or is it only Democratic presidents who need to be held in check?

Do you think the "children" feel safe in the "gun-free zone" yet fuckbrains?
You sir, are a douche of the first magnitude.

My, what a potty mouth you have.
You sure make a lousy first impression.
Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?

Any culpability not borne by the shooter is borne by YOU and your fellow nanny-stater travelers
and pussified police hiding behind trees with AR15s while a punk with a pea-shooter executed 30 people.

Please go fuck yourself.

Will Myers
Unrepentent American.
VRWC Member.
Complete Asshole
Supporter of NRA, GOA and VCDL.

If you had written calmly, without the hate and violence rhetoric, 
I might have a clue what the hell you're talking about.

I agree that a "No Guns" sign won't stop a madman.
Did someone tell you I thought it would?

With your temper, I wonder how different you are from Cho.
Are you thisclose to "teaching us lefties a lesson?"

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"Death is terrible."
   -- America's Monkey, on the similarities between Iraq and Vietnam

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Subject: You get on their case, they're going to take you out

Bart, for some reason I loved that quote from Rush.
It just proves that Rush and the rest of the fascists are scared to death of Hillary Clinton.
If that's why Imus got taken off the air, which I doubt very much, that would really make me happy.

Those women-hating half- baked goons are really a piece of work; they're both so repulsive,
no woman would even look at them if they weren't rolling in dough.....

Go Hillary!!!!! all the way to the Presidency
 Marian in Missouri

Marion, Rush makes $30M a year, and no woman will have him.
Maybe they sense he fancys Dominican Republic boys...

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What we learned today

'The List' was created by aliens. If you just keep saying "I don't recall," Senators will "call for" your resignation, 
but won't do anything about it. Arlen "Scottish Compromise" Specter can't bring himself to make a decision 
about anything -- and therefore can't be counted on to do anything -- about Gonzales. Even when Republican 
Senators do tell Gonzales he should resign, he just continues to pretend he just doesn't get it, even going so far
as to lecture them (as he did Coburn) that they have a responsibility "to work with him" to correct his errors.

I missed the Gonzales testimony. All I know about it is he caught hell from the Republicans.
And, after intensely going over his testimony at mock hearings for weeks, the best our crooked
Attorney General could muster was, "I can't remember" so many times everyone knew he was lying.

And, of course, the Democrats were very polite...

             "We wouldn't want to cause any trouble..."

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Subject: Your unhealthy Kos/Clinton fixation


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Subject: BCR - Swing it!

Hey Bart,

Dude - you're on fire! I am loving the shows lately.
You've got it down to the beat.

I signed on at about show #92 and worked my way though the archive,
but I must say as soon as you start hitting the 100s - it just gets better and better.
Nothing I'd improve. Nothing I'd change.

Bart, keep up the good work.
Swing that hammer.

Alex, thanks for that.

Subject: FYI

Hi, Bart:

Take a look at the attached image to see who leads the list at Rozius Unbound  in fightiing the good fight. :-)

 Matt v

Bush Dynasty Collapsing


We're watching a dynasty collapse before our eyes. That is no exaggeration. You must remember: 
a mere five years ago, George Bush had a 90% approval rating. And now, it's 31%.

There is zero way this administration can save itself. Six months before the election, I wrote how the 
Bush administration is a house of cards built on a house of sand. There's nothing there to support it. 
The moment it begins to collapse, I noted, it can only eat away at itself. It's like a rotting tree that 
begins to give way and then just crumbles, bit by bit. That's what we're seeing now. And we've only
touched the surface. These aren't the last scandals, they're just the latest - ones that have happened 
since the November election. The scandal revelations will keep coming, like a tsunami. Their very 
own Katrina. Heck of a job, Bushie.

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Super Friends


"Barbara Boxer thinks that killing babies is okay, 
  but killing college students is bad." 
     -- Rush, the vulgar Pigboy who can't think

Butt Rush, Pickles Bush is a baby-killer, too.
Why does she get a pass?

Der Monkey's Mother is a baby-killer, too. 
Why does she get a pass?

Bush's daughters are baby-killers, too.
Why do they get a pass?

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they need to know you have it.

Subject: Thank you for that

Bart, you nailed it with the rush to judgment over the shootings.
I was far more sick over the rush to center stage by Matt Lauer than
misguided feelings about how the police did or didn't do their jobs.
I live in VA's capital city and if people think murders are solved in 3 hrs they just don't know.

I have heard that it is:
gun's fault,
video game fault (first person shooter games to be specific),
Police's fault
Psychiatrist didn't check 'harmful to others box' at his latest exam.

I think it is tempting to find a fix, even if it is a false one.
Thanks for (often) being the one to call that out into the open.

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Iraq may hold twice as much oil
Translation: We ain't leaving until every drop is stolen


Iraq could hold almost twice as much oil in its reserves as had been thought, according to the 
most comprehensive independent study of its resources since the US-led invasion in 2003. 
The potential presence of a further 100 billion barrels in the western desert highlights the 
opportunity for Iraq to be one of the world's biggest oil suppliers, and its attractions for 
international oil companies (oil thieves) if the conflict in the country can be resolved.

What horse hockey!
Bush's war gives them the cover to steal the oil.
Why do you think he started the war?

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Subject: if everyone carried a gun...

Bart, you wrote:

> But someone on Aisle 5 hears shots, sees the guy on Aisle 3 and drops him.
> Then someone on Aisle 7 sees the Aisle 5 guy shooting so he drops him.

You are spot on with this analysis, Bart, as usual.
I once saw two guys in a fight who were wrestling on the ground.  One was drunk and mad and the other
was sane and trying to hold the drunk but not injure him.  I helped the guy who was sane, and when I had
the drunk guy restrained a bit, my guy let go and walked off, leaving me holding the drunk!  So there I was
on the ground holding a drunken bum who was trying to punch me out and along comes another guy who
puts a hold on ME.  I couldn't hold them both, so I had to let the drunk go and he started hitting me while
the second good samartian held me down.

If that was a gunfight, it would have gone just like you said, and people would be dead instead of bruised.
 Jimmy H


Happy Birthday to Tommy Mack, 
the Father of Bartcop Radio!
Not sure which this is, I'm guessing 45 or so...


"I wish the war were over. I wish the war never existed..." 
      -- Karl Rove, with a straight face,  Link

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Guns at FOX News

Fox News says the Virginia Tech tragedy could have been avoided if Virginia
had passed a law allowing concealed weapons on campus.

Good point. All the students and professors shooting at each other and not knowing
who started shooting sounds like a great idea. In fact, if it's good enough for college
campuses, why not also apply it to the Fox studios?

Does Fox News Channel allow concealed weapons? Can you enter the facilities with your guns?
They're saying on-air what a great idea it is for everyone to be carrying guns. If they actually believe
that it makes everyone safer, I assume they would let you bring weapons into Fox. So, do they?

Remember? We did this years ago.
If more guns is the answer, why do people go thru a metal detector at GOP conventions?
If more guns is the be-all and end-all, why can't all Fascists carry at NaziCon 2008?

They'll say, "Are you crazy? You might be risking the next president of the United States,"
as tho the kids at VTech weren't important enough to protect.

How many times have we said it - If you just list the facts you always win,
because their side is guided by hate, fear and prejudice and we have science and logic.

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When voters were asked whether Kerry should run for another term in 2008,
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Subject: the VT criticisms

To those criticizing the VT officials who did not lock down the campus sooner, I would like to remind them
that the President of University of Oklahoma (Former ultra-conservative Sen David Boren, D-Gay) did not
lock down the campus in the Fall of 2005 when a deranged student killed himself with a bomb not far from
a football game that was in progress.  The game went on.  How did President Boren know that this lone bomber
was not the forerunner of another bomb attack on the campus with that huge crowd of fans on campus?
It's so damned easy to second guess.
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Subject: yesterday's gun parable

When's the last time a pack of dogs that big attacked a kid in the United States?
(Or anywhere else?)
I'll bet there have been a hell  of a lot more mass shootings of people than dog pack attacks.

Mike, you kinda have a point, but
how often does a Heisman Trophy winner try to cut his wife's head off?

Plus, years ago, me & Mrs Bart went to Canyon De Chelly in eastern New Mexico.

At most of the "scenic turnoffs," we were confronted with packs of wild dogs.
We stayed in or near the car for those quick stops, but I generally travel with protection,
so had we been surprised by the pack of dogs, my best option would have been gun violence.

To sane folk, a gun is something to be used in an emergency.
Let's hope you never sit in a funeral home and say, "Bart was right."

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Random thought...

This is Bartcop Volume 1965.
1965 reminds me of the year 1965, the year blacks were granted civil rights.

I'm 53.
If you're 33, blacks have had civil rights all your life.

When I was a kid, it was mostly legal to hang a negro.
What was his family going to do - sue the sheriff who held the rope?

People were so outraged at the OJ verdict, not realizing it was a backlash
to 400 years of, "Who you gonna believe, Billy Bob or the dead negro?"

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McCain (R-Unstable) jokes about bombing Iran

 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $220,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,315....3,316 American victims

Another family destroyed yesterday

...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.


Bloomberg News says Iraq is currently pumping 2M barrels a day. (Lies)
 But even 2M barrels is $120M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

Wild Idea...

The last time we kicked around the idea of getting together,
we couldn't get 12 people in the New York/New Jersey to guve us a 'maybe."

So what if we upped the ante?
What about a Bart-Cruise?
Anyone out there have a connection where we could get a good deal?

Here's what's up:
Mrs Bart has always wanted to see Alaska, it's on her lifetime list of things to do
and since time and fate are both bitches, if it's ever going to happen it's gotta happen now.

But she doesn't know if she can stand a week on a boat, so we need to do a 1-3 night cruise
to see of she can stand to be on a big boat for a week, so that made me think of a Bart-Cruise.

The last really wild idea I had was the Fest in DC in 2002 and it was a hueueueueueueuge success.

So - what city should we cruise from?
Who can get us a group rate on a two night cruise?
It must be a cruise where poker is legal, but that's a given, right?

Somebody - talk to me!

 I have connections to the best poker cruise ever, Bart!

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Subject: gun problem

FYI --- the assault weapons ban prohibited the automatic loading cartridges 
used by the V-Tech killer.   The GOP Congress let the assault weapons ban 
expire in 2006 ---- thanks again, Dennis Hastert !

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