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Quotes
"When Senator Clinton says this is President
Bush's war -- when President Clinton
was in power, I didn't say that Bosnia,
our intervention there was President Clinton's war."
When we intervened in Kosovo, I didn't
say it was President Clinton's war."
-- John McCain, losing and lashing out,
Link
The reason nobody called it, "Clinton's
war," is because no soldiers died
and the American whore press refused to give him the satisfaction.
Last Plamegate
Worry for Bush-Cheney
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
The question of whether Libby will start serving
his 20-month sentence before his appeals are exhausted
is so consequential. While many Libby supporters
are confident that President Bush will pardon Libby
before leaving office, it is less clear that
Bush will act before Election 2008.
That means if the judge orders Libby to start
his jail term in July while his appeals proceed - as it now appears
he will - Bush will be faced with the prospect
of Libby serving more than half his sentence before November 2008
and a risk that Libby finally might cooperate
with special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald.
If Libby were to start talking, he could explain
the full role of Bush and Cheney in orchestrating the smear campaign
against Iraq War critic Joseph Wilson, which
set the stage for Libby and other administration officials to leak the
identity of Wilson's wife, covert CIA officer
Valerie Plame, in summer 2003.
...and this is because Harry Reid (and every Democrat) has chosen not
to warn Bush that his
pardon/cover-up would result in his impeachment. Whern Bush pardons
Libby, the Democrats
will say, "We're shocked, ...but ...the damage
is done and we're disappointed in Bush."
Just like Iran-Contra, their crimes will likely go unpunished, thus
reducing the incentive
for future presidents to bother with following the law or the Constitution.
Can Obama
Unleash The Force?
by she who hates everybody, including Obama
Excerpt:
Clearly, Obama is blessed with many gifts. He
can write and talk, think and walk, with exceptional grace and agility.
When he wants to, Mr. Obama can rouse the crowd
to multiple ovations, as he did yesterday when he talked
with a preacher's passion about the "quiet riot"
of frustration of blacks in this country, on issues like Katrina,
in a speech before black clergy at Hampton University
in Virginia.
But often he reverts to Obambi, tentative about
commanding the stage and consistently channeling the excitement
he engenders. At times, he seems to be actively
resisting his phenom status and easy appeals to emotion. When he
should fire up, he dampens. When he should dominate,
he's deferential. When he should lacerate, he's languid.
Subject: Hillary or Paris
Bart Dude, you wrote;
> Paris is the most hated person in America.
Now, who is really the most hated person in America?
Is it Paris?
Or is it Hillary?
Judging by the letters you publish, I'd have
to say Hillary.
Keep on Hammerin'
DonP
Hillary has people who openly like her.
Quotes
"At some point, as Bush gets pummeled into
a fleshy goo,
one almost wants to look away, right?
Naaah."
-- Andrew Sullivan, former top Bush cheerleader, mocking his former
hero, andrewsullivan.whore
Romney: Bush tarnished America
Excerpt:
Mitt Romney on Wednesday jabbed at the Murder
Monkey, saying the image of the
United States has suffered globally based on
the perception that it invaded Iraq unilaterally.
"We have suffered over the past several years
for a number of reasons, and I think you probably
know what they are," Romney said, citing the
worldwide condemnation of Bush in the lead-up to war.
The first Republican to completely disavow Bush won't be a hit in the
primaries
but he'll be the GOP's only hope next November.
Check out dissentisterror.com
Rice has done a terrible job
Excerpt:
The State Department has too few people to fill
increasingly difficult jobs while Bush's wars drain resources,
an independent report found Tuesday. The report
from the Foreign Affairs Council, which includes retired
ambassadors and senior diplomats, also said morale
is dropping among diplomats. The council found a severe
staff shortage and holds Kinda Sleazy Rice partly
responsible. The State Department needs 1,100 more employees,
especially since recent staff additions have
gone to fill jobs in Iraq, Afghanistan and other posts, the report said.
It's just another mess that Murder Inc. will leave for the Democrat.
Quotes
"For the first time in Pew Research Center
polling, Bush's disapproval numbers are more than two-to-one
(61% to 29%) against him. Bush's
job approval is down six points from April, and is three points below
the previous low measured in November
and December of 2006. The decline is most notable among
Republicans. Just 65% of Republicans
approve of him today, down from 77% in April."
Support from moderate and liberal Republicans
fell 11 points (to 52%), also an all-time low."
-- Pew Research Poll, Link
Subject: She didn't even read the report
Bart, I am a long time supporter and most always
agree with you;
but I remain dumbfounded on why you continue
to support Hillary's vote for the war.
Especially with evidence such as this in the
Nation article (poor writing or not).
Before voting for the country's first preemptive
war; If you were a US Senator,
wouldn't you real ALL of a report, 90 pages or
not, that gave the reasons for going to war (or not)?
Laverne
I think you're asking the wrong question.
To my knowledge, only one senator
read that entire report,
but the other 98 senators get a pass - only Hillary
is held responsible.
Quotes
"Reagan was right just as Bush is today, and
I really believe that Reagan would have put his
hand on Bush's shoulder and say to
him, "Stay the course, George." I really believe that."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, July 2004, doing all he can to put
a Democrat in the White House Link
Subject: Marc Perkel's error
I have no idea where Mark got his training in religion but it must of been at wacko-world.
I think he was talking about wacko-world.
From personal knowledge I know that Judaism, the
Catholic Church, the Lutheran Church,
the Espicopalian Church, the Methodist Church
and the Presbyterian Church do not teach Genesis as literal.
That doesn't sound right to me. For sure, the
"Christian right" believes that crap,
so it may come down to how one defines the "Christian
right."
At the first GOP debate, three said Perkel was
right, and McCain makes four.
I believe the Park Rangers at the Grand Canyon
have been told to stop saying that it's millions of years old.
That's coming from the insane bastards who've
stolen our government, from Bush on down.
You may be technically right, but the facts seem
to be against you on this one.
Go into any Catholic or Luthern school and you
will find Science being taught
and it includes the study of pre-historic ages
and the theory of evolution.
Not that I care about any of the repugs candidates.
It's just that uninformed comments like that
make us look as stupid as them.art,
Regards,
Melissa
Maybe it works that was in Blue states, but doesn't
Kansas have a law that you
can not teach the truth about creation?
Wolf the
whore's Imbecility
pmcarpenter
Excerpt:
It was all over after Q&A #1. What followed
Wolf Blitzer's question about the advisability of a touch
of thermonuclear destruction laid on Iran was
a veritable geyser of mindless bellicosity. Excepting Ron Paul,
the Republican candidates suited up in brownshirts
and armbands and went to work on yet another
preemptive catastrophe thrust upon hundreds of
thousands of utterly innocent human beings.
Their bloody pandering to the basest of human
beings here was a national embarrassment that made me,
and, I would hope, millions of others, cringe
at the thought of its airing around the world.
God throws
lightning bolts at Rudy
Cross-dresser called into BIG principal's office for lying
Excerpt:
As Wolf the Whore asked Giuliani about going
to Hell for killing babies, lightning crackled and disrupted
the sound system in the debate hall. Two other
candidates quietly backed away from the baby-killing, pro-gay,
anti-gun cross-dresser who the Republicans have
made their front-runner.
When Giuliani began to lie, the heavens responded with lightning.
"God
is clearly pissed at me," said the cross-dresser,
who, for this Republican crowd, wore men's clothing.
Subject: GOP faith
The Republican candidates are typical of others
who say they literally believe the Bible.
They're all a bunch of hypocrites (liars). They
say their faith in the Bible is stronger than
science but they don't really believe it.
When one of them or a member of their family has
a medical emergency where do they go for help?
Do they go to church or stay home and pray because
they have faith that God will heal them
or do they go to a hospital seeking the best
medical help that science has developed? Ever notice how
after the emergency is over and medical science
has saved them they say their prayers were answered?
Wild Bill
Another good one - when Monica Goodling got in trouble for politicizing
the Justice Department,
she didn't hire a diploma-by-cloud lawyer trained by Pat Robertson
or Jerry Falwell, no.
She hired one of those evil, secular lawyers because this really counted.
When the heat is on, their "faith" goes right out the window.
Why we Hate
Hillary
by xxx
wehateclintons.com
Excerpt:
Hillary is so...
What?
No "I Hate Hillary" stories today?
Subject: Paris behind bars
BART! I'm with you on the Paris Hilton debate.
Considering all the horrors going on in the name
of America these days, it is laughable how much
energy is wasted bitching about Paris Hilton
and whether she is or isn't the female anti-christ.
If I was young, smokin' hot, and filthy rich,
I'd be soaking it all up, too.
Like Paris, I've been busted for drinking and
driving, and I spent a little time in the pokie for it.
The difference is, I'm a big, dopey man, and
didn't have to deal with the threat of being maimed
or disfigured based on my looks, social status,
and wealth. One violent inmate with a jones for
infamy could ruin Paris Hilton forever.
Young people can be incredibly stupid and irresponsible.
Paris Hilton certainly was in this case.
She had the jail time coming, but anything
ELSE that might happen while she is behind bars
is way beyond what she deserves for her crime.
By the way, I saw the betrayal video. She
seemed like a great girlfriend.
I felt bad for her and thought her boyfriend
came off as a total dick-head.
Hammer on, Bart!
GR
Is that why girls hate her?
Because she gave her man what every man wants,
but rarely gets?
If so, why do guys hate her?
Because she's not doing that for them?
George W. Romney
I'm surprised nobody has mention that Mitt's father
was ridiculed BIG-time, then laughed out of the
GOP
for saying he'd been
"brainwashed"
about the Vietnam War.
I remember as a kid, George Romney was a joke
on a
Paris/Monica scale, the biggest joke in the country
for a while.
Like the Bushes, how long before Mitt makes his
Dad look sane?
Subject: Paris vs Tom Cruise
Excerpt:
I've wrote to you about this over a dozen times
and I still haven't heard a reply:
Sometimes I just don't have the courage, so I
pretend not to see those e-mails.
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Bush-Cheney
disappeared 39 people
Not counting the thousands of soldiers
and civilians in Iraq
Excerpt:
Six human rights groups on Wednesday released
a list of 39 people they believe have been secretly
imprisoned by the United States and whose whereabouts
are unknown, calling on Bush to stop such detentions.
The list, compiled from news media reports, interviews
and government documents, includes terrorism suspects
and those thought to have ties to militant groups.
In some suspects' cases, officials acknowledge that they were
at one time in United States custody. In others,
the rights groups say, there is other evidence, sometimes sketchy,
that they had at least once been in American
hands.
The list includes two unnamed Somali nationals
are on the list because they were overheard in 2005 by another
prisoner who was later released, Marwan Jabour,
in the cell next to his at a secret American detention center,
possibly in Afghanistan.
...and Clinton was brought to trial over having a girlfriend.
featuring 
Subject: saying goodbye to an old friend
Quotes
"It is a distressing and depressing time to
be a conservative. I'm reminded of the old saying
by Mao -- things are always darkest
before they go completely black. ( ha ha ) In recent years,
we watched Bush fail to take the steps
- until perhaps now - to win a major foreign war..."
-- Rich Lowry, Uber-Nazi, giving
an honest appraisal of the shitstorm the GOP is in, Link
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Subject: music hotties
Bart, I went to the music hotties page to find a piture of Janis Joplin.
When I couldn't find it, I looked for Aretha Franklin,
Patsy Cline, Kate Smith,
(Dude, Kaste Smith? How old are
you?) Loretta Lynn, Bonnie Raitt and Billie
Holiday...
but all their pictures are mysteriously missing.
Gary in Texas
Gary, it's not really about the music....
And I salute your service in WWII.
Want to trade links?
Quotes
"The President said that he felt terrible for
the family, especially his wife and his kids."
--
Deputy Spokeswhore Dana Perino, on Scooter Libby,
Link
G-8 Boneheaded Circle Jerk
Excerpt:
World leaders meeting in Germany have agreed
to pursue "substantial" cuts in greenhouse gases,
Chancellor Angela Merkel (sexually
assaulted by Bush) said on Thursday.
"You
like my Crawford rubdown, Honey?
All
my girls like this - heh heh. Lift your
arms
and I'll do your boobies, too - heh heh."
The G8 powers failed to overcome Bush's resistance
to committing to specific numerical targets
to curb global warming but did refer to the goal
of some countries of cutting emissions by 50 percent by 2050.
America's little boy refused to take any action
that could slow his billionairte friends from "earning."
So, we can't even get a commitment from Bush to
cut pollution by half in 43 years?
Besides, those long-term commitments never work.
What they'll do is wait until 2049,
then announce that they'll not be able to meet
that goal.
My idea is to agree to reduce emissions by TWO
percent EVERY year UNTIL 2050.
That way, the people in power NOW will be held
accountable.
Same with automobile mileage standards - screw
some long-term bullshit. Environmental Secretary
Gore could tell Detroit and Japan,
"I want an additional mile per year. If your Camry gets 26 MPG
this year, it has to get 27 in 2008
and has to get 28 MPG in 2009 etc or you can't sell that car here."
Trust me, CAFE standards would go up a mile a year and REAL progeress would be made.
We either want to make progress or we want
to pretend to make progress.
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Quotes
"I've been so disappointed in Bush in so many
ways. As president, I would have
to tell George Bush exactly the same
thing that Karl Rove told me."
-- Colorado Fascist Tom Tancredo (R-Hates Mexicans) running for the president
Link
Note: Tancredo says an angry Karl
Rove told him to "never darken the door of the White House",
Subject: the other Shirley
This has to be the best laugh you have ever given
me.
Fully expecting your daily homage to the flame
haired glamour girl......
I am instead, greeted by a has been sitcom star
who portrayed Milwaukee brewery worker.
Hillary worship aside, you remain a hoot.
Oh and have I told you, I'm leaning Edwards?
You might want to check out his health and economic
plans.
Mary Anne
GOP to Bush: Drop Dead
Excerpt:
Tuesday night's Republican presidential debate
was, for the most part, a polite affair.
Candidates frequently spoke of how much they
agreed with their opponents.
There was one Republican who suffered a trashing:
George W. Bush.
Even the Republicans who supposedly like Bush played the president's failures for laughs.
What may have been the best line of the night
came when Tommy Thompson referenced Bush's
lack of diplomatic skills in his reply to the
what-do-you-do-with-Bush question.
"I would certainly not send him to the United
Nations," said Thompson.
John McCain (R-Insane) trashed Bush, too. "We
let spending get out of control," he said of Bushs.
"We presided over the largest increase in the
size of government since Johnson's Great Society.
So fine - gather together your top twenty senators and visit the White
House and tell Der Monkey
that it's time for him to pack up and slither back to Crawford and
reduce his chances of going to trial.
Or would you rather give the Democrats a veto-proof congress for 4-12
years?
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Subject: design by Chinaco?
Bart, you wrote:
> "Sam Brownback and Duncan Hunter both said
they would pardon Scooter Libby
> for selling out Valerie Plame for
her part in telling the truth about Bush's bloody quagmire."
Is this your 'interpretation' of the Yahoo link
or is it simply "journalistic design by Chinaco?"
We wouldn't want to confuse the young and impressionable.
Best regards,
CC in FL
CC, never believe anything you read on bartcop.com
I provide links so you can read the "real" story as told to you by
the BFEE's media.
Iraq
pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush
started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,498....3504
American dead
I'm
REAL tired of this war.
When
can we change the channel?
Mad
bomber at large
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because
Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his
front company is moving to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money
going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
ha ha
Subject: Skull & Bones
Bart, do any of the 2008 candidates have links
to Skull & Bones?
None of the blogs seem to be talking about this,
Rich
I don't know of any connections to those Bones bastards - anyone?
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Video of Eric Alterman's arrest
At the very end of this super-short clip, the
Gestapo pig tell the cameraman, "No cameras!"
By what right can a cop tell a reporter ( I assume)
he can't film an arrest?
What did the cops do to Alterman that they didn't
want recorded?
I guess illegal videotaping is like illegal
speaking in Bush's Amerikkka.
Black Day
for America
Paris Hilton sprung from jail for 'medical
reasons'
Excerpt:
Paris Hilton, daughter of Satan and most hated
person in America, was released from jail early
Thursday due to an unspecified medical condition
after serving only three days of a 23-day sentence.
She was sent home with an ankle bracelet and
must remain there for 40 days, according to sheriffs.
At press time, America was relling from the shock
of this abortion of democracy.
Police on all shifts in all major cities have
been called to work as a precaution in case
thousands of rioters go crazy and begin setting
fires.
Just now on NBC, (aa AM Central) a spokesman for
the LA cops said Hilton
"was not released, she was reassigned
to her house."
You wouldn't believe the mail I've gotten this week.
"Bart, she's just like Bush!"
as if Paris murdered 300 people before she got famous,
the way the Giggling Murderer did before he slaughtered
hundreds of thousands of innocent
civilians, not to mention the over 3500 brave
men and women in our armed forces.
Paris
Hilton's fault? I don't think so...
Eva Longoria
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