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Breaking News! Judge
orders Libby Jailed
Thursday June 14, 2007 Vol 1994 - Rush Quotes
 Quote of the Day "Since Nixon and Reagan, there
Pigboy, No respect has been offered
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Quotes
"Had ABC News, NBC News, CBS News been more
aggressive in confronting the government
with what they were telling us back
in 2003 about Iraq, you might have prevented this war.
You, this network, the other networks.
Those 3,500 soldiers that are dead today may not have
had to die had our news media done
its job...My point is that the media didn't ask the questions."
--
Michael Moore on "Good Morning America"
Video
Go Mike - grab a handful of hair and force them to look at the
truth.
The Silence
of the Bombs
by Norman Soloman
Excerpt:
In Washington, over the past 25 years, top masters
of war have preened themselves in the glow of victory
after military triumphs in Grenada, Panama, the
1991 Gulf War, Yugoslavia and Afghanistan.
During that time, with the exception of the current
war in Iraq, the Pentagon's major aggressive ventures
have been cast in a light of virtue rewarded
- in sync with the implicit belief that American might makes right.
"The problem after a war is with the victor,"
longtime peace activist A. J. Muste observed several decades ago.
"He thinks he has just proved that war and
violence pay."
The present situation has a different twist along
the same lines. The Iraq War drags on, the United States is
certainly not the victor - and the U.S. President,
a fervent believer in war and violence, still has a lot to prove.
Several
Sunni mosques in Iraq attacked
Another day in the Bush/McCain/GOP Paradise
Excerpt:
A handful of Sunni mosques were attacked or burned
Thursday, but curfews and increased troop levels
kept Iraq in relative calm a day after suspected
al-Qaida bombers (Or Bush's secret Blackwater
Army)
toppled the towering minarets of a prized Shiite
shrine.
Wednesday's attack on the Askariya shrine in Samarra,
which was blamed on Sunni extremists, stoked fears
of a surge in violence between Muslim sects.
A bombing at the same mosque complex in February 2006 that
destroyed the shrine's famed golden dome unleashed
a bloodbath of reprisals.
Gee, you'd think a building that precious to their
faith would be guarded.
Oops, turns out it was guarded - by Al Qaeda
extremists.
When several groups of people decide there's gonna
be a fight, there's gonna be a fight.
Why are we trying to prevent these groups from
killing each other?
God told them to kill and Bush claims he's telling them not to kill.
Who do you think they'll obey - God or Bush?
Subject: that slut Paris Hilton
Today's page was so big,
extra toons, extra mail, extra news,
I had to take a big chunk and move it Right
Here
Bush Arming
Sunnis in Iraq
It's in the Whore Times - it must be true
Excerpt:
With Bush's idiotic "durge" policy in ruins,
American commanders are turning to another strategy that they
acknowledge is fraught with risk: arming
the Sunni Arab bastards who have been killing our soldiers for 4 years
Why? First, it keeps the war going so Bush can
steal that $100M-$350M a day in oil. Second, the murdering
beheaders have promised to fight militants linked
with Al Qaeda who have been their allies in the past.
In exchange for American backing, these officials
say, the Sunni groups have agreed to fight Al Qaeda and halt
attacks on American units. Commanders who have
undertaken these negotiations say that in some cases, Sunni
groups have agreed to alert American troops to
the location of roadside bombs and other lethal booby traps.
General Petraeus and the operational commander
who is the second-ranking American officer here,
Lt. Gen. Raymond T. Odierno, said they thought
the murdering beheaders could be trusted because they
offered to swear their allegiance to Bush with
their hand on a beheaded Jewish man's noggin..
That's always been a specialty of the BFEE - arming
terrorists. They armed Hitler, they armed Osama,
they armed Hezzbollah, they armed Hamas, they
armed Noriega, they armed Saddam and now they're
arming and training the suicidal handjobs who
filled up Section 60 at Arlington.
Conyers
Subpoenas 2 Bush Crooks
Miers and Taylor to go under the hot
lights?
Excerpt:
Congress issued subpoenas Wednesday for Bush's
nanny, Harriet Miers and political director Sara Taylor,
reaching directly inside the White House for
the first time in the probe of the firings of federal prosecutors.
The Bush administration appeared in no hurry to
encourage the pair to testify, as the subpoenas demanded.
Complying could set a precedent for testimony
by a crook not yet on the subpoena list: Karl Rove.
The bread crumbs in this investigation have always
led to 1600 Pennsylvania," said John Conyers, (D-Balls).
"This investigation will not end until the White
House complies with the demands of this subpoena in a timely
and reasonable manner so that we may get to the
bottom of this."
"The White House cannot have it both ways - it
cannot stonewall congressional investigations by refusing
to provide documents and witnesses while claiming
nothing improper occurred," added Patrick Leahy, D-RStamp).
Damn, that was fun writing (D-Balls.)
I don't think I've ever had the occasion to write that before.
Go get 'em, John - Don't let up and don't wimp out.
Bush's European Disaster
Excerpt:
Bush's procession through Europe was a pageant
of contempt, disdain, delusion, provocation and vanity
masquerading as a welcome respite from his troubles
at home. In Albania he landed at last in a place where
he was hailed as a conquering hero. His demolition
derby of U.S. influence was presented as a series of
bold moves, but it confirmed the fears of the
other world leaders at the G8 summit (and elsewhere) that the
rest of Bush's presidency will be an erratic
series of crashes. His performance ranged from King Nod,
issuing proclamations oblivious to and even proud
of their negative effect, to King Zog (the last king of
Albania). No president has had a more disastrous
European trip since President Reagan placed a wreath
on the graves of SS soldiers in the Bitburg cemetery.
"I honor the fallen Nazi's because they were good, decent men!"
You know the Regan Library people are thrilled with Bush in office.
Reagan is no longer considered the stupidest president ever.
Subject: Jimmy the Sausolito lawyer
Bart:
I hope Jimmy the Sausolito Lawyer reconsiders
or was being facetious. Jimmy . . . if you're out there
. . . don't forget why we come to the page
every day. Bartlogic. Bartlogic with Politics * Humor *
Chinaco Anejo * Revenge * Online Poker * Bixby
Corn * Bartcop Radio * and BC-Hotties.
Bart, I just finished Radio
Show 119 and re the Bartlogic
on moongrabber and the incompetents
. . . nobody does it like you do, sir. Good show,
this one. Also laughed outloud at Maher's new rule
which I hadn't heard. Bush, the shmorgasbord
of suck . . . Jimmy Carter's toolbox . . . priceless.
Re Paris . . . maybe this thing's serving the
good of the 'hey this ain't fair' cause.
With Gore and Rather publicizing the state of
news today, maybe the masses will decide we get
our hard news from bartcop, c-span, the www,
Maher, Olbermann, Stewart and Colbert,
and the comedy from network news at 6.
ha ha
The Paris ordeal certainly inspired public debate
. . . maybe even plays in a Libby pardon delay
(i.e., no time for pardons when they're mad as
hell.) And when Paris co-hosts The View and starts
questioning the war, or supports breast cancer
research, or gives a voice to disabled children with
a gazillion viewers watching . . . who knows...
it's all in the game.
Lynn, the jack of all trades
Quotes
"Kansas City, Kansas, is a myth.
Well, ...there is one, ...but
nobody goes there."
-- Piggy Piggy Limbaugh, posterboy for tertiary syphlitic lesions
Why I Issued
Subpoenas
by John Conyers
Excerpt:
Today, I issued subpoenas to Harriett Miers to
compel her to testify before the House Judiciary Committee
and to provide documents related to our investigation.
My counterpart in the Senate, Chairman Leahy, issued
separate subpoenas to former Rove assistant,
Sara Taylor.
I consider these subpoenas
to be essential because the evidence our investigation has uncovered points
to
the pivotal role the White House played in the
U.S. Attorney firings. We have only sought to compel cooperation
through subpoenas after more than three months
of stonewalling by the White House.
I had hoped that the White
House would be more forthcoming in assisting our investigation. Unfortunately,
this subpoena provided the only legal means for
the American people, through their elected representatives,
to find out how their government functions.
This subpoena is not to be
taken lightly. Defiance or failure to comply would run counter to
the checks and balances that are the foundation
of our constitution and democratic government.
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A shot of Chinaco for John Conyers.
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Non Sequitor
I have a pet peeve, maybe you can shed some light on it.
Some people might title a graphic as rush_blows_teen_boys.jpg
But it takes both hands to type the underscore because you gotta
hit "shift" with one hand while hitting the dash with the other.
It's so much easier and faster to type rush-blows-teen-boys.jpg
I wonder why more people don't do that?
Who has time to use both hands for a character when one will do?
Hell, you gotta do it three times every time Rush blows a teenage
boy.
Not only that, but every program alphabetizes differently - why?
In a perfect world, rush_blows_teen_boys.jpg would be located
somewhere near rush-blows-teen-boys.jpg but nooooooooooooo.
Sometimes it is, like on Explorer, but on my FTP
program, they're
sometimes pages and pages apart and I'm a busy
man with shit to do.
So - starting today - everyone using underscore
shall now use a dash.
That is all.
McCain fights Mitt on abortion
"Him &
Rudy - baby-killers!"
Excerpt:
John McCain (R-Pie-in-Sky) on Wednesday circulated
a video clip showing
Mitt the Mutt reiterating his vow to uphold the
state's abortion-rights laws.
"I have indicated that as governor, I am absolutely
committed to my promise
to maintain the status quo with regards to laws
relating to abortion and choice,
and so far I've been able to successfully do
that," Romney says.
Smart move - because he can get two-for-one on his money.
Rudy is guilty of the same 'crimes' that Mitt the mutt is.
featuring 
Quotes
"I don't carry anything less than 50s. I certainly
don't carry change. I never get change.
I don't take the change. I do not have
a change drawer. I don't have change in my car.
I don't go places where they give change.
If that happens to me, if there's a little bucket
there at the checkout for some charitable
society, I throw the change in there."
-- Piggy Piggy Limbaugh, stuck on the Florida Turnpike since Tuesday
Subject: Bush stealing $300M a day?
I doubt they're stealing that much. Not because
they wouldn't if they could,
but because they F***ed it up so bad they can't.
How
you going to steal the oil
if you can't keep the fields operating and the
pipelines pumping?
The chaos in Iraq is the only thing keeping him
FROM stealing the oil.
I haven't been there but I have an opinion.
We have 160,000 troops over there.
Have you even seen more than 50 in one camera
shot?
It appears they have about 30,000 guarding Baghdad,
let's say another 30,000
in different cities and towns, that leaves 90,000
that are guarding what?
You guessed it - Bush's precious pipeline.
The people who say, "They
keep blowing up the pipeline" are using
that as an excuse
as to why people in Baghdad have to wait hours
just to fill up their cars with gas.
Every time the pipeline gets repaired the insurgents
blow it up again.
Wouldn't surprise me if this is one area the
sunni and shia ARE cooperating.
Sure, if they could.
But those 90,000 soldiers are a real problem
in the flat desert
with no cars or buiildings to hide in and behind.
That's why they're is so desperate to shove the
"energy bill" down the Iraqi's throats,
because the existing anarchy is preventing them
stealing the oil.
Sessionman
I think they're stealing $300M per day now, and
when peace breaks out,
they'll only be able to steal maybe $50M a day
- because of those damn meters!
Want to trade links?
Quotes
"What in the world is it that recommends this
woman
to be president other than her
last name?"
-- Piggy Piggy Limbaugh
Rush, she speaks in complete sentences that make sense.
What recommends Bush to be president besides his last name?
Do ya think
I'm violent?
Rod Stewart's kid arrested in brick
assault
Excerpt:
26-year-old Sean Stewart, son of aging rock star
Rod Stewart, spent nearly
an hour
locked up in a Hollywood police station, where
he was charged with four felonies, including
two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one
count of vandalism and one count of throwing
substance at a vehicle. Stewart was released
on $60,000 bail. Cops say he used a brick to beat
the crap out of a man and his wife
in the Hollywood Hills nearly two months ago.
Stewart has been in trouble before - with drug
and assault charges.
Previous violent offender charged with four felonies -
and he was out in an hour?
I guess he's not famous enough to keep locked up.
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Quotes
"Hillary's the smartest woman in the world.
...and the biggest group of women that
support her are the poor, stupid ones."
-- Piggy, Piggy Limbaugh, predicting poor, stupid women will get Hillary
into the Oval Office
Subject: your friend chicken recipe
Bart,
I tried your recipe
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Iraq
pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush
started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,513....3514
American dead
I'm
REAL tired of this war.
When
can we change the channel?
Hey George!
Let's stop killing our soldiers!
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because
Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his
front company is moving to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money
going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
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Hillary,
squirrels and nuts
by CentristDem
Excerpt:
I came this close to endorsing Bill Richardson
a few months back. Quite frankly, though, he has failed to impress
in the two Democratic debates so far. But I have
been in awe of Hillary. Her command of issues and policy have
surpassed that of Edwards. Her charisma and oratory
finesse have surpassed that of Obama. And I'm not alone in
thinking that because poll after poll indicate
the same thing: Clinton takes control of the debates and never backs down.
But while her debate performances appear to have
kept her well ahead of the pack, it is her campaign strategy that
has separated the (wo)men from the boys. Consider
what Newsweek Magazine called her "California
Strategy."
Knowing that she isn't polling well in Iowa,
a state that usually votes for the more liberal element in the party and
creates momentum for the rest of the primaries,
Team Clinton set a chain of events in motion in California to shift
the momentum to her coming into Iowa.
Those California results will be available BEFORE
Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada or South Carolina.
If nothing else, Team Clinton has brains and experience.
They're able to make mid-course corrections and they counter-punch
better than anybody.
Edwards is doing great in Iowa?
That's OK, they'll snatch California.
POKER was fun last night.
Time was moving fast and furious.
After only 9 minutes of play, it seemed like we'd been going at it
for a long time.
I got into some trouble early and quickly became the short stack.
But thanks to some bold moves, some risky moves, some
daring
moves
and some really stupid luck, I fought my way back and became the chip
leader!
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After 50 minutes, there were only three of us left. I could see
it was almost time for Rescue Me,
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Spielberg
endorses Hillary
His partner, David Geffen, likes Obama
Excerpt:
Hillary has won the endorsement of Steven Spielberg,
ending a tug-of-war between
Clinton and Barack Obama for the Hollywood heavyweight's
affections.
"I've familiarized myself with the Democratic
candidates and am convinced that Hillary Clinton is
the most qualified candidate to lead us from
her first day in the White House," Spielberg said.
Spielberg has been a contributor to Clinton in
the past, but last February, he flirted with Obama
at a fundraiser that brought in more than $1.3
million. Katzenberg is backing Obama, as is Geffen,
a former Clinton ally turned bitch on the hissy.
Why
does Geffen hate the Clintons so much?
In short, because America was too bigoted in 1993 to accept openly gay
soldiers.
How that's Bill Clinton's fault I'm not sure, but maybe it's just easier
to blame him.
Perhaps Geffen forgets it was Sam Nunn (D-Bigot) who killed gays in
the military when he told Clinton,
"That will only happen over my dead body." So, Clinton had the
choice to take on his party and the
powerful Chairman of the Armed Services Committe and, to some degree
go "all in" on the very first
poker hand and he eventually decided not to risk his
entire presidency in that first month on the job.
Geffen calls that "gutless and traitorous?"
I call it smart poker.
Iraq in
the Lurch
by Ivan Eland
Excerpt:
No one any longer believes rosy Bush administration
pronouncements on Iraq. Although even Harry Reid
still has trouble mouthing the "L" word, people
with any common sense, including stalwart Republicans,
have had that sinking feeling in their stomachs
for a while now that the cause in Iraq has been lost.
Politicians don't like to tell the American public
what they don't want to hear, (Bart's
Law #1) but at least
the administration could quietly begin to open
the floodgates for Iraqi refugees. Many of these people
helped the United States in Iraq and could be
in grave danger once U.S. forces are reduced or withdrawn.
Eva Longoria's ALMA Awards
Excerpt:
Eva danced her heart out. During a flashy dance
routine, the star wore a
skimpy red sequined number and teamed up with
her pal Mario Lopez.
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