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BCR 141 is here!HOT

 Tues-Wed June 24-25, 2008 Vol 2168 - Outlaws Rule

saw it on

Quote of the Day

"If I watched the news that you see here 
  in the United States, I would just blow my 
  brains out because it would drive me nuts."
      -- CBS's Baghdad reporter Lara Logan, who 
      apparently is braver than Christian Amanpour 
      and that's pretty damn brave,       Link

    That was printed in the NYWhore Times, one of 
    Bush/Cheney's greatest cheerleaders along with
    Whore CBS.  I guess they're hoping you missed
     what she had to say about the war lies they tell.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Obama's Big Lead HOT
Arrow Confidence at 16-year Low
Arrow Vote Theft For Idiots HOT
Arrow Low Road to Victory HOT
Arrow Terror 'great advantage' 
Arrow Feingold: FISA a mistake 
Arrow Maybe, sorta Filibuster? HOT
Arrow O backs down on Seal
Arrow Hayden's new haircut



"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky,
who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of
these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke
and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream
until the end of time. But he loves you  ...and he needs your money!
     -- George Carlin, who didn't get any soldiers killed

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A gallon of milk might last a week for a small family.
A gallon of gas lasts 14 minutes in an SUV on the highway.

Obama's Big Lead
 They say he's so far ahead he doesn't need Hillary

 Link - again with no perma-link - how retarded,

A new LATimes/Bloomberg poll shows Obama with a big lead -- 12 points, to be exact.

Now, that's a high number. In fact, it's a noticeably wider margin than that found by several other 
recent polls. Then again, this is the second poll released within one week that's found a double-digit 
margin between Obama and Grandpa McCain. The first one, a Newsweek poll released last Friday 
that showed a 15-point Obama lead, could be written off as an outlier. 

With this second one out, though, it might be time to take these numbers seriously -- or, at least, 
as seriously as it's worth taking any poll conducted this far away from Election Day in any race.

I agree with those numbers - who wants four more years of Bush?
But we can't assume those numbers are right.

We have to fight like we're behind until the whore networks 
call it for our guy on election night.

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"I don't know how he'd react if he met me again, but I can confirm
  to you that we never tortured him. We never tortured any prisoners.
  He did not tell the truth, but I can somehow sympathise with him.
  He lies to American voters in order to get their support for his presidential election."
     -- Tran Trong Duyet, boss of the Hanoi Hilton when McCain was there,  Link

 So - how much of McCain's war hero story is true?
 Was he anything more than a bad pilot?

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I miss Frank

 Subject: Response on Russert

Hey, Bart.  Just read your response to my email (was out of town all weekend). 
I do understand your point, and even agree to an extent.  However, there has to be 
a compromise between frankness and civility, and I still disagree with your approach. 

Thanks for making the attempt to explain, however. 
No fear of cancelling my subscription - what you do is important, and I at least 
now feel like I understand how you feel what you were doing was right. 

Besides, I feel bad that your honesty has cost you so much from those 
who can't see past their own preferences (i.e. Barack, then Hillary supporters).

Keep up the (95%) good work.  :)

Yeah, it takes a genius to piss off both sides.

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Used with permission

Consumer Confidence at 16-year Low
 And who was ruining the economy 16 years ago?


Consumer confidence fell in June to its lowest in 16 years as high inflation continued to sap confidence
and pushed expectations for the future to a record low. The Conference Board said its inflation
expectations gauge matched the record-high 7.7 percent it hit in May, which will keep Federal Reserve
policy makers concerned over price growth as they meet to decide rates on Tuesday and Wednesday.

The Conference Board said its measure of consumers' mood declined to 50.4 this month -- the lowest
since 47.3 in February 1992. Economists on Wall Street had been expecting a reading of 56.4.

The index has now dropped by more than half since last July, when it was at 111.90. Since then,
housing troubles (and gas prices) triggered the most severe credit crisis in at least a decade.
Consumers made a grim assessment of their present situation and their future prospects.

That's why voters should choose Democrats - but Democrats won't list the reasons why.

If the pitiful Democrats weren't so world-class stupid, they'd remember
to explain that in every election cycle, Democrats help people and Republicans ruin 
the economy by giving hueueuege tax breaks to the already super-rich bastards.

The Piti-crats step in the same hole and break their leg every election.

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Subject: starving Amtrak

Bart, many years ago, I took Amtrak from Dayton, OH, to Chicago.
The first leg was West-bound from Dayton to Effingham, IL, and the train was packed.
While enjoying a beer and the ride, a conductor came along handing out pamphlets asking
riders to contact their representatives in Congress to urge them to not allow Amtrak to
eliminate that particular route. When I asked the conductor why on earth they would
eliminate such a busy route, his answer was that the official reason was "lack of riders."

I was as bewildered as that poor conductor. Today, the route is long gone.
To get a train to Chicago now, I would have to drive an hour to Cincinnati,
then take a train that leaves at 3am, on Wednesdays and Saturdays only.

My guess is that some special interest lobby has it in for the trains.
The trucking industry, bus lines, the auto industry,  the rubber tire manufacturers,
maybe even the oil companies, who knows.

Congress has long refused to adequately fund Amtrak or Conrail, sometimes saying they
can't justify spending millions on a train subsidy. But all interstate highways and all public
airports in this country were built on subsidies. Amtrak and Conrail just can't lobby.
 Mike in Ohio

Besides little trains on vacations, I haven't ridden a real train in 40 years.
Plus, why does it cost more on a train than a jet?

Chicago to San Francisco is $280 on Amtrak, $175 on Southwest, 
and you can fly Southwest for as cheap at $99 when they have a sale.

Looks like somebody wants trains to die.

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Notice while Pelosi and Reid are playing house
the Bush bastards are preparing to ambush them - again.

At a time when we desperately need a wartime consiglieri,
we get stuck with Ma and Pa Kettle, instead.

Big Bad John

If you're old enough, this might
make you laugh and hurl at the same time.

The Celebration of Ignorance should be a crime.

Foot-in-Mouth Quotes 

"Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. 
We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how 
proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of 
Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. 
And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of 
the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House." 
   -- Bush, talking to Filipino President Arroyo about a Filipino member 
      of The White House kitchen staff                          Link

 After all these years, 
I still can't believe this throw-my-own-shit monkey is president. 

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Random Thought...

Could somebody get word to Randi Rhodes that
 the word is "subsidy" and not "substidy?"

She's been mispronouncing that word for years.

Better she hears it from a friend, like me.

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Subject: VCR Alert

Bart, I wanted to give you a head's up on HBO.  They're dumping their 
scheduled programming Wednesday and Thursday night to air old Carlin specials. 

Also, sure enjoyed your recent NY trip report

Did you see Les Paul throw out the ceremonial first pitch 
before the Brewers-Orioles last Friday? 

Look, it's my good friend Les Paul!
At least he didn't give the stadium the finger :)

Hard to believe he can throw a baseball at 93 after 
having had his arm broken in Oklahoma in 1948.

And Happy Bixby Corn Season. 
Not many things I miss about the backwoods, but decent corn is one of them.
 Marty at Bartcop Entertainment

Marty, you are a gusher of great information.
Thanks for sending that and thanks for all you do.

See you at  in January?

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  by Greg Palast

Are they going to Steal 2008?  Don't worry:  it's already stolen.
But you can steal it back.  Ted Rall and I have teamed up for one of
the first ever series of hard-edged investigative journalism - in 'toon form.


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Subject: your Peabody Award

Hi Bart, Congratulations on winning the Peabody Award.
If I remember right you also won the Buzz Flash Wings of Justice Award.
Are there anymore we should know of.?

Also before I forget again, let me thank you for the Bartcop radio hookup.
Keep on Swinging.

PS. Bush+Cheney=Lying Treasonous War Profiteers

Gill, we at  try not to brag.

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saw it on


"Obama wants America to know that he 
  won't have a presidency like Bill Clinton."
  -- Chuck Todd on MSGOP's Morning Joe

 Isn't that the platform Bush ran on in 2000?
 Bush promised "to take America in a new direction," and he did.

 Between a blowjob presidency and a war, terror, torture 
 and rape presidency, I'll take the blowjob any day, so to speak.

 Sad Sidebar:
 The more successful Obama is, the greater the need will be to destroy him. 

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Now & then we get a donation with a note that says,
"Been reading for years, thought it was time to contribute."

My wild guess - 90% are lurkers who've never contributed.
It would be great to hear from that vast "silent majority."

It's onle been five days and already the mercury 
in the fund-raising thermometer had moved upward - thanks!

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I need Indiana Jones to excavate it.

Subject: Obama in charge

Bart, you wrote:

> Why is Bush arguing for Obama to have nearly-unlimited spying powers?
> That would enable Obama to investigae the BFEE without telling anyone.

Mmmm Bart, Obama is not going to investigate Bush or anyone else.
This will be him reaching across the aisle for compromise. He will say
it is putting the past behind us and what is best for the country.
Sorry but the Democratic nominee is such a 'lamer'.

We can only hope that Hillary will become the leader of the senate to get anything done.
 I, Pariah

But the point is he can do it in secret.
Let's say some BFEE thugs is trying to transfer some stolen oil loot
into his American checking account using his cousin's account in Dubai.

While they're on the phone, the cousin in Dubai asks about "Aunt Mary"
who, turns out, is feeling better and is about to get out of the hospital.

The next day David Axelrod calls the guy and says,
"Good news about Aunt Mary, eh?"

That lets the BFEE thug know he's been caught, but he can't
say anything because he was committing a crime at the time.

That's probably a tool the Bush bastards are using now
to coerce the spineless/sacless weenie Democrats.

If the Democrats had any brains (Should I bother to finish?) they'd
assume every phone call, every e-mail and every banking transaction
by every Democrat is being watched by the Bush bastards.

There's only one reason to fight to avoid keeping spying records
and that's so nobody ever finds out who you're spying on.

Why can't the Democrats sell that to the public?

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McCain guy: Terror attack would be "great advantage"


McCain adviser Charlie Black expressed regret Monday for telling Fortune Magazine that
a terrorist attack on U.S. soil would be "a big advantage" for super-old Republican nominee.
"Certainly it would be a big advantage to him," Black told Fortune Magazine.

The Obama campaign chided Black, calling his remarks "a complete disgracce."

"The fact that John McCain's top advisor says that a terrorist attack on American soil would
be a 'big advantage' for their political campaign is a complete disgrace, and is exactly the kind
of politics that needs to change," said Obama spokesman Bill Burton.

It'd take a real monster to help McCain by setting off a bomb in New York this summer.

"Steps must be taken..."

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"McCain has inspired a new line of clothing.
   It's being sold at the Very Old Navy."
      -- Letterman

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"So a guy's girlfriend is cleaning his house and throws out 
  all of his Limbaugh Letter newsletters.  What should he do?"
   -- The vulgar Pigboy

  He should marry her.

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Subject: George Carlin quote

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

RIP the best social critic of our era, a linguist and deconstuctor of the ruling absurdities. 
He was already a major figure in the tradition of telling the truths-that-cannot-be-told 
through humor, a line that stretches from Mark Twain through Will Rogers to Lenny Bruce 
and continues in Jon Stewart and Bill Maher. 

I wore a black t-shirt today, not in mourning but in his honor.
 Ross Miller

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Rory O'Connor profiles the country's ten worst shock jocks, including Imus,
Limbaugh, Hannity and Michael Savage, and describes how they ratchet up their
anti-gay, anti-woman, and overtly racist language. He then shows how their
celebrity leads to a climate that not only tolerates but actually perpetuates
racist, sexist, homophobic, and xenophobic attitudes

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Subject: Cars that run on Stupidity

If we can just develop a car that runs on stupidity
America can achieve energy independence quickly.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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But whore CNN kept him on because 
he slurred Hillary Clinton constantly.

McCain's Low Road To Victory


The only road that could take McCain to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is the low road.
The path to success for McCain is to make the election a referendum on his opponent, 
by working with 527 groups and media whores such as Fox News to pursue character 
assassination, guilt by association, and, most of all, the effort to paint Obama as different, 
foreign, unlike "us," and dangerous (and did I mention that he's black?).

Gee, you mean someone thinks the GOP will slime the Democrat in an election?

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Feingold: FISA a mistake, Bush broke the law
 Russ, you could filibuster - why not act instead of whine about it?


In a press conference, Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI) outlined the recent Feingold-Hagel bill proposing
the creation of an independent intelligence commission and also admitted his outrage at the revised
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) that passed the House last week and is expected to pass the Senate.

After explaining the need for a commission to assess and improve intelligence gathering procedures,
Sen. Feingold took questions that immediately went to FISA. When asked what he thought about
those willing to sign the bill, Feingold expressed deep disappointment and frustration.

"This legislation gets it totally wrong," he said. He acknowledged that the primary source of
media attention has been immunity for the telecommunications companies, something he calls a "farce."
He feels the rest of the bill, however, is equally if not more reprehensible.

"The president ran an illegal program -- equivalent to an impeachable offense," he said, later adding,
"I'm blue in the face already trying to tell people this has happened to you."

So Russ, instead of doing your best Smurf impression, why not block it?
Why is Jim Inhofe (R-Pissquik) the only senator with veto power in this country?

Republicans act, Democrats cry and complain.
How did I get stuck in the sacless weenie party?

Feingold Will maybe, sorta Filibuster FISA?
 Maybe he heard me complaining about our sacless Dems?


Amy Goodman: Senator Feingold, will you filibuster this bill?

Sen. Russ Feingold: We are going to resist this bill. We are going to make sure that the
procedural votes are gone through. Senator Dodd and I and others will be taking some time
to talk about this on the floor. We're not just going to let it be rubberstamped.

Amy Goodman: Would you filibuster, though?

Sen. Russ Feingold: That's what I just described.

So Russ, why use mealy-mouth, John Kerry words?
Why can't you speak in plain f-ing English so you'll be understood?

Why can't you say, "I can't allow this bad bill to
become law so Chris Dodd and I and others
will filibuster this bad legislation to death?"

No wonder you Democrats aren't taken seriously by the Bush bastards.
Our Democrats really, really need some Bartcop-ism in Washington DC.

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Subject: Bartcoppers in Bratislava, Slovakia

Hey Bart -

I've never mailed in before, but I've been reading your consistently page for the past couple of years now.
Nice job, it must be a lot of work.  I'm not a big fan of your gun stance, but with most other things, you're right on.

Dude, my position on guns might not make sense in Slovakia,
but America has 300 million people and more than 200 million guns.

Maybe you don't need a gun in a peaceful place like Slovakia,
but in the Murder Capitol of the World, being unarmed makes no sense.

Honestly, I'm inspired to write in today because of the listing you had about readers from Bratislava.
I lived there for 2 years (when I started reading your stuff ;)) and go back and forth regularly now,
as my girlfriend is Slovak and still finishing up school there.  I'm sure you have confidentiality policies
about readers, but I'm really curious about your constituency there.  If you could forward my email
to that readership, I'd love to connect with any like-minded ex-pats in the greater Bratislava area.
Of course, the ambassador is bushy-installed and he may just be keeping in touch with his opposition.

Thanks man, keep swingin it, yo.
 Greg Soulliere

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Obama backs down on Seal


The modified Great Seal of America - featuting the eagle modified with the Obama logo
and "E Pluribus Unum" changed to a Latin translation of  "Yes We Can," debuted last week.

At the time, staffers indicated that it might be used again at similar presidential-style events.
But today, after it was roundly ridiculed as more a symbol of the campaign's arrogance than
the campaign itself, staffers said the seal has seen it's last podium.

"This was a one time thing designed for a one time use at the Governors meeting,"
said one traveling press aide, who also asked "is this really worth of this much attention?"

I wish he had stood his ground. He could've answered their
horseshit harrassment in Latin saying, "Blowme ye cuntus bitchus."

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 Subject: shame

I just got home and read the news.
When I read the following I just felt punched in the stomach, sick,
and truly ashamed (even more than usual) to be democrat.

"House and Senate leaders have agreed to a new compromise
surveillance bill that would effectively shield telecommunications 
companies from potentially costly civil lawsuits."

Yes, I'll vote for Obama because I hate the repugs more than I hate our side;
not because of any sense of pride I have to call myself a Democrat.

If you can dress Harry and Nancy in something a more humiliating than a tutu it would be appreciated.
Hell if it's really inappropriate I'll even get off my cheap ass and send you something - maybe enough
for a bottle of Chinaco Anejo to drown our sorrows for a day.

Keep fightin' man,

For a bottle of the good hooch, 
I'll see what I can do about those graphics  :)

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Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

Subject: Hot video of two dudes kissing

Bart, I thought you might be interested in seeing this hot Heinz ad
featuring a homosexual family and two homos kissing.
OH, it's just a short kiss, but I thought it was really hot.

This ad is currently running in England, but no doubt
it can be expected to run in the U.S. soon.


Insane in Christ,
Donald Wildmon, President
American Handjob Association

Hey Asshole, why don't you get a real job?

Is that all you do every day - watch gay porn and videos of men kissing?
Why would God pick that line of work for a prick like you?

Is that what Jesus would have done - look for gay videos all day
and then send the hottest ones to all the "Christians" on his mailing list?

Also, I got $100 that says that ad doesn't play in the US this year.
Do you have $100 to bet on your "no doubt" Nancy Grace Guarantee?

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"My friends, one hundred and forty-three years ago today, the great promise of the Emancipation
Proclamation became a reality across America. Since then, African Americans have made this a
more perfect union with their contributions in every phase of American life from rap videos to
basketball to crack dens and everywhere in between. On this important day, my friends, let us take
time to reflect not only on the progress we have made in our battle for civil rights, but on the
challenges to come - and look for my racist ass to veto any bill that will help you darkies."
     -- John McCain, fund-raising e-mail to white people  (I signed up)

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June 26-28, 2008
Charley Young Park in downtown Bixby

Lots of 'Hot for Teacher'


Here is a loooooong-ass list of the teacher 'sexpidemic' cases WhoreNetDaily has documented
where female teachers have been accused, or convicted, of assaulting students:

Note from Philip, who sent this in:
It would take a person three days to read this entire list, what is going on here, 
what is the bottom line? how many don't get caught? is all this something new? 
and the number one question it too late for me to get my ignorant-ass back in school?

Looks like another good reason not to send your kids to a Catholic school.

Between being raped by a priest at the age of 5 or having sex with the hot teacher at 16,
I'd rather gamble with the public school system.   At least in public school, you're not
dealing with a worldwide child-rape conspiracy run by the dang pope.

     "Bart,  do you have to tell everybody?"

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Worldwide Bartcop

They read it in Paris, Ile-de-France 

They read it in Kingfisher, Oklahoma 

I believe Kingfisher is an African-American town.
Do you have those in your state, too?
Or is Oklahoma the only state with Black towns?

They read it in Mechelen, Antwerpen, Belgium 

They read it in Langley, Virginia  (The CIA monitors...)

They read it in Manila, Budapest and Burnley, Lancashire, UK

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 Why just sell to America when you can sell to the world?

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"Alan Greenspan endorsed the regressive Bush tax cuts of 2001 that pumped up 
the federal deficits and aggravated inequalities. Alan Greenspan caused the housing 
bubble that is now in collapse. Alan Greenspan ignored the stock market bubble that 
subsequently cost investors $6 trillion. Alan Greenspan endorses John McScrewYou."
   -- Kira    Link

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Subject: George Carlin

Bart: How about a tequila or two raised on high for Carlin? 

Send him on his way with a proper Bartcop salute, we (the world) were so lucky
to have him, one of the best, I mean THE BEST, bullshit detectors ever!

George Carlin WAS a giant who changed comedy forever.
Unlike Russert, nobody had to lie to pay tribute to Carlin.

A shot of Chinaco Anejo to a Mount Rushmore stand-up comedian.


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George Carlin

 Link again, no permalink - why do people do that?

While many of our nation's iconoclasts mellow with age, Carlin became even harsher.
His last few tours dealt with insidious consumerism, and the packaging of suicide as
entertainment on cable television. His turn to a darker humor signified a deepening
mistrust of the world. In his last HBO Special, he made a special point of telling his
audience that the Bill of Rights are nothing but privileges, revocable at any time by
the powers that be. It's damned near impossible to find another lucid commentator
in America who can make such a statement, regardless of age.

Many years ago, George did a thing about getting 2 slices of bread out of a loaf,
how you always reach in towards the center to get the best two slices,
leaving the "bad bread" for the rest of the family you claim to love...

All these years later, whenever I get 2 slices of bread I think of him.

Oh, and it goes without saying that the Invisible Cloud Being came from George.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2004 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of oil per day.
Since oil sells for $130 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $780,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B
$11.66 billion in profit in 90 days

Gouging us to the tune ofHOT
$129 million profit per day


Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...

Some don't.
x 4,101....4,102

We lost another 2 soldiers since last issue.

We now have 4,103 dead soldiers.

Do you think Bush understands
that these are real people and not
pawns in his little 'steal-the-oil' game?

Exxon makes $108M$128M every day

That's why Bush
rapedIraq and killedSaddam!

How do we know for sure?
Iraq's oil wells have NO METERS!

That's 3/4 of $1B that
goes missing every day!

Where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

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