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Quotes
"Only those who know the underlying truth (about
the Valerie Plame smears)
can bring this to an end. Sadly,
they remain silent."
-- Scotty the Underbear, spilling the beans on Bush's "untold truths."
WaHoPo
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Please God, don't do it to us again...
NEWSWEEK shows Obama with a 15-point lead.
That sounds about right.
The whore media wants you to think it's close.
WaHoPo:
Obama is Lying
They say Obama broke promise for money
Excerpt:
Given Obama's earlier pledge to "aggressively
pursue" an agreement with the Republican nominee
to accept public financing, his effort to cloak
his broken promise in the smug mantle of selfless dedication
to the public good is a little hard to take.
"It's not an easy decision, and especially because I support a
robust system of public financing of elections,"
Mr. Obama said in a video message to supporters.
OK now, follow this with me because it's tricky:
Mr. Obama didn't mention his previous proposal
OK...
to take public financing
if
the Republican nominee agreed to do the same...
Can you find the magic word?
I'll bet you can.
Is the Whore Post saying McCain
has accepted public-only financing, $85 million?
Is the Whore Post saying McCain is not accepting ANY
non-taxpayer money?
Obama had an opportunity here to demonstrate that
he really is a different kind of politician,
willing to put principles and the promises he
has made above political calculation.
He made a different choice, and anyone can understand
why:
He made a choice not to unilaterally disarm before his opponent did.
That's called a quid pro quo.
Obama didn't get any quid so McCain ain't getting any quo.
Why would the Whore Post want Obama to act illogically?
Note: This was written as an "Editorial" so they could slur Obama
with impunity.
If they'd put a name on it, the writer might have to put up with "WTF,
asshole?"
Sidebar: Obama is taking a severe credibility blow on this.
Whore CNN, whore NBC and whore CBS have pounded him
all weekend as a liar and "just another politician."
Will Obama fight back or will he allow the stench to follow him around?
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Quotes
"I want to know. I look at Iowa, I look at
Illinois - I want to see the murders.
I want to see the looting. I want to
see all the stuff that happened in New Orleans.
I see devastation in Iowa and Illinois
that dwarfs what happened in New Orleans..."
--
Der Pigboy, "wanting to see the murders."
Link
Zero dead and 10,000 dead can only be equal
in a mind wracked by tertiary syphilis.
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Subject: our Reptilian overlord wannabe
John McCain
is an agent of the Reptillian Empire. Here's how you can tell.
You know how strange his jaws look, with
that weird bump on each side?
That's because his jaws are hinged in such
a way as
to allow him to swallow something bigger
than his head.
Jeff
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Used with permission
Iran warns
of "tough blow"
Ahmahanjob begs for the Saddam treatment
Excerpt:
Tehran Friday warned its arch-enemy Israel of
a "strong blow" if it takes forceful measures,
after the NYWTimes reported military exercises
by Israel were a possible practice for an Iranian strike.
"If enemies especially Israelis and the United
States want to use a language of force, they should rest
assured that they will receive a strong blow
in the mouth," senior cleric Ayatollah Khatami said.
Last month the IAEA expressed "serious concern"
that Iran is still hiding information about alleged
studies into making nuclear warheads and defying
UN demands to suspend uranium enrichment.
World powers -- Britain, China, France, Germany,
Russia and the United States -- offered Tehran
a new package of technological and economic incentives
if they suspending uranium enrichment activities.
Well hell - that's where we were when Der Fuhrer
stole the White House and started all that
sabre-rattling "Axis of Evil" horseshit, making
Saddam, Lil Kim and Iran very nervous.
Why did Bush start that shit in the first place
- just to raise the price of gas?
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Subject: Where your tax money goes
Bart,
Do you want to know why we have such a huge deficit?
KBR gets $35 per plate to feed us.
But it's not just the soldiers, it's the contractors,
local nationals, and foreign military.
$35 per plate, whether I take any food or not.
If I walk in and walk out
with a piece of dry toast on a styrofoam plate
the government gets charged $35.
There are over 200,000 people serving in the middle
east.
This has been going on for 6 years. You
do the math.
T
And how about that taste?
I mean, who makes better food than an oil field services company?
I suspect what's going on is this:
KBR gets $35 a plate and then they turn around and hand that
contract
to a food services company for $20 a plate and keep $15 a plate
x tragazillions.
It's how today's big robbers work - and they don't even use a
gun.
...by the way - be careful over there.
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George Carlin dead at 71
Will he get 2 weeks of national mourning?
No, he didn't help the Bush bastards sell their fake war.
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Random Thought...
CNN says Sam Nunn is on Obama's short list for VP.
Is Sam Nunn no longer a bigot?
Did he have a transformation I didn't hear about?
I think few people would be worse than Sam Nunn (D-Bigot)
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Subject: Nancy Pelosi is Unfit for Leadership
It's bad enough that Pelosi has unconditionally
taken impeachment off the table
but now she is collaborating with Bush to cover
up criminal activity with the passage
of a bill that gives phone companies immunity
from Bush spying on us.
The only reason to vote for Democrats is that
they aren't Republicans.
Now there is no one representing the people or
upholding the Constitution.
There comes a point when The People rise up to
take back the country
and demand a full measure of accountability.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
Nancy Pelosi is the worst Democratic Speaker of
my lifetime.
She must be replaced - we don't need a Bush rubber-stamp
as Speaker.
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The Truth about Obama
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Subject: Sold Out by Our Own Party
Who ever heard of making a crime legal after someone got caught?
...besides the pitiful Democrats, (Piti-crats?) I mean?
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Quotes
"Poor People have been voting for Republicans
for the
last few years ... and they are still
poor."
-- Charles Barkley, sent in by David T
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Subject: GOP Reprises 1976 Strategy, with McCain as Ford, Obama as Carter
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(The wife McCain dumped)
Starving Amtrak to Death
Excerpt:
Amtrak set records in May, for passengers and
revenues, but the railroad, and its suppliers,
have shrunk so much, largely because of financial
constraints, that they would have difficulty
growing quickly to meet the demand.
The problem is that rail has shriveled. The number
of "passenger miles" traveled on intercity rail
has dropped by about two-thirds since 1960.
Today Amtrak has 632 usable rail cars, compared
to New York's City's 65000 subway cars.
If oil is going to go $200 a barrel, and $100 fill-ups, it might be
a smart move
to make the trains work, but when has our government ever did anything
smart?
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Quotes
"Bush is the most unpopular president of all
time, yet he keeps on kicking the crap
out of the Democrats. If you
keep losing to the worst, what does that make you?...
I have no respect for the Democrats.
They keep telling us that they can't possibly
beat the most unpopular president of
all time. Is there a word worse than loser?
Because if there is, it should be applied
to the Democrats."
--
Cenk Uygur Link
"We serve at the pleasure of the Murder Monkey!"
Whatever happened to Leahy's year-old showdown with the Bush bastards?
Whatever happened to the comtempt of congress subpoenas?
Whatever happened to John Conyer's demands?
Whatever happened to Henry Waxman's demands?
Are they planning to fight Bush in 2009?
Bush kicks their teeth in, then the Democrats send him a hot letter
demanding
that he stop doing it, so Bush kicks them in the teeth again...over
and over.
If there was anywhere else to go, I'd be there so f-ing fast...
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Quotes
"Condoleezza Rice, you are not welcome. Every
proud Palestinian views you as a murderer,
and sees the blood of the children of Palestine
between your lips and on your fangs. I pray to
Allah that you will soon slither away, along
with your master who is more Zionist than the Zionists,
that criminal murderer, little Bush, who is
striving to fan the flames in this region."
-- Atallah Abu Al-Subh, Link
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Tom Brokaw
gets Timmeh's Job
Tweety and Olbermann seen as sexist buffoons
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'Shock and Awe' on a city of 8 million
makes Osama a bit player
Subject: No joy from Hillary for Bart?
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House Caves
in Again
Pelosi is a year-round gift for Bush
Excerpt:
The House today overwhelmingly approved a sweeping
new surveillance law that effectively would
shield telecommunications companies from privacy
lawsuits for cooperating with Bush's criminal spying.
Caving after a year-long battle with President
Bush, the House approved a re-write of the 1978 FISA Act
that firther extends the Fascist government's
ability to eavesdrop on everyday Americans while providing a
legal escape hatch for AT&T, Verizon Communications
and others who assisted in the crimes. The companies
face more than 40 lawsuits over their violation
of customers' privacy rights by helping the government conduct
a warrantless spying program on anybody at any
tinme for any reason without keeping records.
A majority of House Democrats opposed the surveillance
legislation. Some argued that the new law
would continue Bush's illegal surveillance of
Americans, while others caved in advance.
"This bill scares me to death," said Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.).
"My constituents are saying 'don't cave in'," said Rep. Jane Harman (D-Calif.).
"The compromise replaces bad law...with law that
actually improves FISA,"
Harman said with a straight face..
So, instead of getting a hold on Bush's illegal spying, we let the telecoms
go and
traded Bush's 10-on-the-shit-list criminal acts for a 9-on-the-shit-list
compromise?
When you catch Willie Sutton robbing his tenth bank,
instead of arresting him,
you forge a compromise where he only robs 8 banks next year?
"Not your
job, Bartcop!
Your
job is to go shopping!"
Bigger Problem:
Why is Bush arguing for Obama to have nearly-unlimited spying
powers?
That would enable Obama to investigae the BFEE without telling anyone.
Looks like Bush isn't going anywhere next January.
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Democrats
Legalize Bush's Crimes
by Bob Perry - is he returning to reality?
Excerpt:
Pelosi claims that a key positive feature of
the new wiretap "compromise" is that the bill reaffirms
that the President must follow the law, even
though the same bill virtually assures that no one will
be held accountable for George W. Bush's violation
of the earlier spying law.
In the guise of rejecting Bush's theories of an
all-powerful presidency that is above the law,
the Democratic leadership cleared the way for
the President and his collaborators to evade
punishment for breaking the law.
So, why should anyone assume that the new legislative
edict demanding that the President obey
the law will get any more respect than the old
one, which established the FISA Act of 1978 as
the "exclusive" means for authorizing electronic
spying?"
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Subject: that whore Dennis Miller
Hey Bart,
I would be happy if Dennis Miller got the same
treatment the Dixie Chicks got from Country radio.
The Dixie Chicks said what alot of people were
thinking, especially in Europe.
What happened to them was completely unfair,
but it would be nice if Miller got a taste of it.
Country music has the childish-Britney mentality
of politics:
"Why can't we just trust the president?
Love America or leave it!"
Dennis has boxed himself into a corner with his
rightwing rhetoric and that ship is sinking fast.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
He's thrown his career away and if
he got charged for being an accessory that would
be fine with me.
Greg
Greg, Miller's star has already fallen so far you can't see it.
A few years ago, he had the best job in political comedy, the show
Bill Maher has now.
When he turned whore and became everything he used to mock,
America dropped him.
Now all he's good for is blowing Bill O'Reilly during commercial breaks
or maybe hosting
some lame game show when NBC has an enexpected hole on a dead Saturday
night..
Dennis, what a fool you are.
You had it all and you threw it all away because someone called Rudy
a Nazi - which he is.
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The Cost of the Bush/McCainWar
90 second video
Peacock hos lust for Tim's Job
Tweety's Dad looks for him...
Excerpt:
Tim Russert's body wasn't even cold in the ground
before Chris Matthews
and Keith Olbermann started jockeying for his
job, sources claim.
Looks like Rupert Murdoch was tired of the Russert worship.
Tweety and Olbo swear it's not true, and we all know they wouldn't
lie - right?
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saw it on firedoglake.com
Subject: half mast?
I found out that our local race track flew
the flags at half mast for Tim Russert!!!
I always thought that only the President
could order half mast flags.
Has anybody else seen our flag flying at
half mast for this man who helped
send over 4100 of our soldiers to die
in a war based on lies?
I think this is obscene.
Donna
I thought it was obscene for Russert to have a military color
guard at his funeral.
He got that for helping the Bush bastards murder 4100 soldiers?
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
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Subject: Gore's endorsement
Bart, will you please stop pissing & moaning so much?
OK, next issue, everything will be smiles and happy faces.
Would you have preferred that Gore endorsed Obama
back when Hillary was still in it?
Then you would have whined and cried about his
back stabbing of the Clintons!!
His visit to Detroit put labor solidly behind
Obama.
A very good and productive visit to the Motor
City it was.
Danny Detroit
Gore's endorsement was like watching a boxing match with a friend
who,
after the fight is over and one guy is laying there knocked out,
saying,
"I knew all along he was going to win."
Endorsing someone after the race is over seems very wimpy to me.
At least Gore didn't re-endorse Kissyface.
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Quotes
"The GOP couldn't even wait for the ink to
dry on this 'compromise' before publicly
-- and accurately -- boasting that
they not only got everything they want, but got
even more than they dreamed they would
get."
--
Glenn Greenwald, describing our sell-out Democrats, Link
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June 26-28, 2008
Charley Young Park in downtown Bixby
Sweet Bixby Corn
Good news, bad news.
The good news - 24 days of rain in a month
made the corn extra-sweet.
The bad news - corn went from $3.99 a
dozen last year to $7.99 this year.
I don't care - it's ultra-tasty, luxury corn and I think it's too cheap.
I'd like to hear people say, "I won't
pay $8 for corn."
Hey, *I* will, and I'll do it with bells on (that's just an expression)
July 1, they'll be selling it by the bushel, when the ears are a foot long!
Please God, can we get some heat here in Oklahoma?
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Quotes
"It certainly is striking that Obama is now
the leader of the Democratic Party, but he has yet
to say anything on such a crucial public issue.
Obama has in the past opposed lawsuit immunity
for the telecom companies that participated
in warrantless wiretapping, but neither he nor his
campaign have commented on his position for
the latest bill."
-- Eric Kleefeld, "Obama
Spokesman: I Don't Know His Stance On FISA",
Link
Remember all those months/years when I gave Hillary a pass for
not speaking up?
Obama is now in that position - what's he supposed to say here?
"The Democrats are gutless, sell-out whores
for the Bush bastards
and I'm ashamed to be in the same party
as these sacless weenies?"
You and I can say that, (and we should) but what's Obama supposed
to say?
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Tiger -
Greater than we Thought
He gets the job done - like a good mailman
Excerpt:
We knew before the tournament that he had recently
had arthroscopic surgery to remove cartilage from
his left knee, and that he had overruled his
doctors and came back too soon. What we didn't know was
that he had been playing for months with a severed
spinal cord and both eyes out, and that several weeks
ago he broke both hands, both feet, got stinkfoot
and he got his tongue stuck on a pump handle.
"I
am truly, ...the greatest!
He was suffering what appeared to be excruciating
pain from an over-inflated ego,
limping down the fairways and doubling over in
agony after every hyper-dramatic putt.
It makes you wonder if there's anything Woods
wouldn't do to win a golf tournament.
Damn, that sounds like a Hillary accusation - I wonder who wrote this?
Oh, no wonder - it's that Eugene Robinson guy.
I guess with Hillary gone, he's back to sports now.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $130 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $780,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B
$11.66
billion in profit in 90 days
Gouging
us to the tune of
$129 million
profit per day
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
x We lost another 2 soldiers since last issue.
We now have 4,103 dead soldiers.
Do you think Bush understands
that these are real people and not
pawns in his little 'steal-the-oil' game?
Remember...
Exxon
makes $108M - $128M
every day
That's why
Bush
rapedIraq
and killedSaddam!
How do we
know for sure?
Iraq's
oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's 3/4
of $1B that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
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