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"Don't think it can't happen,
it's already too late
Didn't fight it all this
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Quotes
"Enthusiastic Republicans don't see the choice
of Palin as affirmative action,
despite her thin résumé and
gaping absence of foreign policy knowledge.
They have a tradition of nominating fun, bantamweight
cheerleaders like the
previous Miss Congeniality types Quayle and
W., and then letting them learn
on the job. So they crash into the globe a
few times while they're learning to drive,
what's the big deal?
-- Maureen Dowd, who hates everybody,
Link
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Palin introcuces herself with scorn, sarcasm
She reminds me of Monkey Mail that starts out, "You faggot asshole."
Oh, the Republicans loved every I-hate-niggers inflection in her voice,
but will the average American voter warm to that Fascist poison?
Does she kiss her kids with that mouth?
Sarah Palin wows the faithful with her "Seig Heil" tribute to Hitler
And isn't it unfortunate that the Palins couldn't find a baby sitter?
I'll bet they found a sitter when Sarah won her "Wasilla First Citizen"
award.
Did you see the husband pass the baby off to their youngest because
he knew his big
applause line was coming up and he wanted to be unencumbered for the
big moment?
Then the second her speech was over, they ran that baby out to her so
she could
wave it around for the cameras. Is it OK to use your kids as
political props that way?
And did you catch L-John, A.K.A. Penisboy?
"I
don't want kids..."
He was touching Bristol's hand lovingly the entire night.
Why the hell can't they get married?
Who flies their 17 year old daughter's sperm donor 2,000 miles to be
on TV?
And why do you think they dressed her in Those Seventies Clothes
and Hair?
Was it to make her look small town-ish and out-of-touch?
I noticed her Mom had professional hair last night - why didn't the
pit bull?
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Quotes
"Pray for our military men and women who are
striving to do what is right. Also, for this country,
that our leaders, our national leaders, are
sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God.
That's what we have to make sure that we're
praying for, that there is a plan - that plan is God's plan."
-- Katrina Palin,
religio-whackjob, confusing Bush with God, Link
"Thou Shalt Not Have Meters on Iraq's
Oil Wells," sayeth the Lord.
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Obama's
bounce smaller than others
I don't believe them
Excerpt:
Obama's post-convention bounce appears to be
slightly smaller than the norm of past conventions,
and it's gradually depreciating.
Gallup says Obama has risen 4 points to lead Old
Man River 49 percent to 43 today. That's a slightly
smaller uptick than the 5- to 6-point bounce
earned by a typical party nominee, by Gallup's measure.
Obama and McCain were evenly split at 45 points
prior to the Democratic convention.
Obama's speech was seen by 80,000 people in Denver
and 40 million television viewers.
So, more people watch the speech than the opening of the Olympics and
what,
they were turned off by all the positive enthusiasm?
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Quotes
"San Francisco judges forbidding our Pledge
of Allegiance? They will take the phrase 'under God'
away from me when my cold, dead lips
can no longer utter those words. God bless America."
-- Sarah Palin,
who sounds as science and fact-based as Jim Inhofe, Link
Nobody has ever forbid anyone from saying "under God."
Palin made that shit up because the facts won't sell her story.
If those wacky San Fran liberals try to pass a law making it illegal
for anyone to say the words "under God,"
then I will join your fight to stop them.
It's 100% impossible to prevent a conscious person from praying.
The fact is, they want to pray out loud, with you
in mandatory attendence.
It's my opinion that small-minded people whose faith is actually
a sham to them,
need constant reinforcment and verification that they actually
have the right religion.
If they really believed that hokum they try to force onto us,
why would their faith need constant reinforcment and verification?
It's the same reason they can't miss a minute of Rush,
because they might turn gay if they don't hear hate radio for
a few days.
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Subject: some background on Palin
Bart, here's some facts about Wasilla, it is the Meth Capitol of Alaska
Wasilla is considered a backwoods hillbilly area.
People from the area proudly call themselves
"Valley Trash."
Alaska Vic
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Noonan, Todd and Murphy caught on a live mic
Excerpt:
On camera - "She's the greatest pick ever", but
off camera, with live mics?
Chuck Todd: I also think the Palin pick
is insulting to Kay Bailey Hutchinson, too.
Yeah, she's never looked comfortable about this -
Mike Murphy: They're all bummed out.
Chuck Todd: Yeah, I mean is she really the most qualified woman they could have turned to?
Peggy Noonan: The most qualified? No! I
think they went for this - excuse me-
political bullshit about narratives -
Chuck Todd: Yeah they went to a narrative.
Mike Murphy: I totally agree.
Sometimes, when nobody's listening, they
actually tell the truth.
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thanks to Wizard of Whimsy
Subject: Palin & submission
Bart,
The caption under the ABQ with the caption "Ask
me how you can submit to your husband?"
may be truer than a joke. The Trooper who
was fired not her brother in law but his boss says
he has emails from her cc to her husband.
At least that is what has been reported.
To counter balance her claim of executive privilege.
Also I think he was the one that got her into
the AIP.
Timothy
I meant that Biblically, but maybe it works other ways, too.
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FOX Whores
I just saw Brit Hume say, "Government dropped the ball on Katrina three years ago."
...and I guess that was "Government" who danced with his daughters at
his Inaugural?
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Crazy Preacher Quotes
"I hate criticisms towards the President...
it's almost like, it's not going to
get you anywhere, you know, except
for hell. That's what it'll get you."
-- Katrina Palin's crazy-ass pastor, Link
ha ha
Criticizing Bush sends you to Hell?
She's a got a crazy pastor, too!
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Penisboy
- 'I don't want kids'
Is that why they're not getting married?
Excerpt:
Levi Johnston, sperm donor to Bristol Palin,
says he's not ready for fatherhood just yet.
Pit Bull Palin announced the pregnancy in a statement
after the National Enquirer pulled a
"John Edwards" on Alaska's first family.
She also used the occasion to reveal Bristol and
Penis-boy's marriage plans.
That's not true.
She said they planned to marry at some
unspecified
future date, meaning after the election.
Then he'll get a check to leave her alone and
the whore press will help cover it up.
She said, "Bristol and the young man she will
marry (She doesn't know his name?)
are going to realize very quickly the difficulties
of raising a child."
Good luck with that, Sarah.
The New York Whore Post reports that Levi said
on his personal My Space page,
that he does not want to be a parent stating,
"I
don't want kids."
Looks like he'll be a great father.
The teen also boasts, "I'm a fuckin' redneck
who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping
and hang out with the boys, do some fishing,
shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin'
I guess," which means he enjoys getting
high and drunk
He warns, "Ya fuck with me I'll kick your ass."
ha ha
I'll bet he gets a show on FOX!
What kid could ask for a better dad?
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Manhattan
sized ice chuck breaks loose from Canada
Don't we care enough to at least ask why?
Nobody cares.
Smart people know God will reach out with His
giant hand and push the ice chunk
back into place, searing it with a blast of His
heat vision and then re-frozen there forever
with a follow-up blast of His super-cold breath.
God can do anything.
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Subject: Bristol Palin
I feel bad for this girl and I think her mother should be ashamed of herself.
How can she think only of herself and put herself
out there as the VP for the repugs
and not think one instant about her family's
feelings. If she is such a great mom, she should
consider what all of this attention is doing
to a vulnerable 17 year old girl.
I don't care if the girl is going to marry the
father. This is something that should have
been kept within the family and Palin should
have kept her job as gov of Alaska and
been content instead of dragging her family and
their past and present through the mud.
Shame on this "hockey mom"!!!
Diane B
How crazy would the beauty queen be to actually think she's qualified to be president?
Do you know she has a degree in Sports Journalism?
Her goal was to get hired by ESPN, but she didn't
want to move her family all the way
to Bristol, CT - which is where her most famous
daughter got her name.
As Bill Maher said, "When Sarah Polin gets
that famous 3 AM phone call,
it's usually because a moose got into somebody's
barbage cans."
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Quotes
"Saral Palin is the most exciting Republican
since Ronald Reagan."
-- Pat Robertson,
to Solenoid O' Brien, on CNN
Note:
That Solenoid O'Brien sure is an opinionated little bitch, isn't she?
I'm all for women having opinions, but not during a news broadcast.
Has she ever allowed an interviewee to fully answer a question?
Maybe she's related to Rick Sanchez...
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Subject: McCain & media base fighting?
Bart,
Bloomberg media claims the
media's love affair with McCain is over.
A McCain spokesman said that "internet smears"
used to stay on the internet and not get into
"serious" publications. Didn't that end
with Drudge, who tells most of the media what stories to follow?
I remember something about a blue dress...
And how badly do the media hate McCain these days?
After he picked a VP with less investigation
than anyone since McGovern picked Eagleton,
the Associated Press--one of the two most "serious"
news wires--says the investigation was
thorough, after all, as you'd expect from someone
with McCain's excellent judgment.
Russ
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Quotes
"Which probably explains why Tuesday night
when they were speaking, you didn't hear
a single word about the economy. Not once
did they mention the hardships that people are
going through. I guess I don't blame them,
because if you don't have any issues to run on,
you want it all to be about personality. If
you have Bush's track record and McCain voting
90 percent with George Bush, then you probably
don't want to talk about issues either."
-- Obama with an excellent, almost Clintonian comeback, Link
Shot of Chinaco for Obama's excellent
comeback.
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Subject: Palin hypocrisy
There is something fundamentally wrong with these
ultra-conservative women. If she's pro-family
in the traditional sense, and we all know exactly
what that means, what the hell is she doing chasing
the most demanding career in the world? With
five kids, including a four-month-old baby with Down's?
You've got to be kidding me. The hypocrisy of
these self-hating women is so glaring it boggles the mind.
This is what is so irritating about her on a basic
level, at least to me. I don't understand black conservatives
or poor conservatives (or, God forbid, gay conservatives!)
either. They need to get a clue.
Hillary never pretended to believe one thing and
embody the complete opposite. Sexism against her was
just that: A patriarchal misogyny that believes
that women shouldn't be comfortable with a career and power.
Megan T.
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McCain's temper
Excerpt:
Very recently McCain has given us new reasons
to wonder if he's a loose cannon. Reportedly, he offered
Sarah Palin the vice-president job at his home
last Thursday even though he'd only met her once before at
a Governor's conference. It even appears that
he sent his vetters to Alaska to check out her background
after making the offer. So his campaign had no
less than five full months to make the best possible decision
on McCain's running mate, and this is the best
they can do? McCain seems to have failed the first test of
his presidential decision-making abilities.
Now there's a short video from Robert
Greenwald of Brave New Films
to make the case that John McCain doesn't have
the right temperament for the presidency.
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Quotes
"McCain is a lot like your next door neighbor.
In fact, he may be
your next door neighbor because he
owns a lot of houses..."
-- Stephen Colbert
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Penis-boy
and Bristol (left) get down
with some
Captain Morgan Rum.
He reminds me of K-Fed, without a job.
He gets the governor's daughter drunk,
screws her,
impregnates her,
then says,
"I don't want kids."
Perfect!
When will we hear about his meth bust?
Subject: Palin's speech
Bart,
The thing I found most galling about Gov. Palin's
speech last night was she equated McCain's
military experience, a person who "fought for
our country" as qualification that makes him more fit
than his opponent to lead our country.
The crowd cheered.
Aren't these the same people who belittled
Kerry's (D - No Spine) military service by wearing
Purple Heart "band-aides" and lauded President
Clown Shoes for his valiant service in keeping
the skies of Louisiana safe from communist?
What a bunch of hypocrites.
Her speech was all theatrics and no meat.
I hope that people see through it
Brian in Jersey
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Humorous & Political T-Shirts
Quotes
"I am close... I am this close...
No, ...I AM white wrash."
-- CNN Nazi Glenn Beck Tuesday, "defending"
Katrina Palin
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Quotes
"We need a president who doesn't think that
the protection of
the unborn or a newly born baby is
above his pay grade."
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Link
What Fred's not saying is McCain couldn't run with Lieberman,
Ridge or Hutchifelon
because they, like Pickles Bush, the Bush twins and Nancy Reagan,
are pro-choice.
They couldn't find any qualified running mates so McCain
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Bristol
Palin at the family bar
...and
she's either 16 or 17 in this picture.
Random thought...
If being tortured for 5 1/2 years by sadistic prison guards makes
you presidential material
and builds good character, will the GOP have any interest in
the Gitmo Freshman Class?
Isn't their 5 1/2 year anniversary coming up soon?
Vote for me,
the Republican, in 2112
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Palin, the
CNP and Diebold are linked
Get ready for another stolen election by Faun Otter
Fact 1. Palin was not vetted by McCain but by the leaders of CNP
Fact 2. Diebold are major financial backers of CNP candidates
Fact 3. CNP are Christian Reconstructionists and Christian Dominionists
CNP have a rule that, the media should not know
when or where they meet
or who takes part in their programs, before of
after a meeting. (Reported in the NYT August 2004)
The following Source Watch listing will convince
you of the bad people that make up this unpleasant group:
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'Polar bear' beaten at Nazi Con 2008
Excerpt:
A "polar bear" collapsed on a St. Paul sidewalk,
to be symbolically "finished off" by a
Republican wielding a sack of money as a weapon
during a protest outside Nazi Con 2008.
"Less jobs, more wars!" the demonstrators chanted.
Sarah Palin has reportedly embraced a study funded
by ExxonMobil which downplays
the effects of climate change on polar bear ecology.
Get this:
Palin recently sued the Bush Administration, calling
it "too accepting" of the Oil Men's data
linking detrimental effects on polar bears, a
fifth of which live in Alaska, to global warming.
So, she's to Bush's right on the oil business?
She says Bush is "too accepting" of the Left's
views on ecology?
She says Bush is "too reasonable," and she's
going to correct that?
If I was running this campaign, I'd make McCain suck on that.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then
they got their big Halliburton upgrades
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $125 or more per barrel,
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every
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but our
whore media is too busy investigating
if Britney wore panties today.
4,150 brave men and women are gone.
All because of oil greed
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