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 Wednesday   Sept 10, 2008     Vol 2206 - Bridge to per diem

Quote of the Day

"I'll let you ask Governor Palin that..."
       -- Obama, when asked if Sarah palin
            was qualified to run the free world,   Link

  I like that answer because nothing is more 
  important than being polite to the enemy.  (sarcasm)

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Barack, What Happened? 
Arrow Palin & same game show HOT
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"Obama's campaign will no longer object to independent efforts that hammer McCain, 
  just as, in their mind, the McCain campaign has not objected to those efforts targeted at Obama." 
     --  Political Wire, on Obama reversing his stance on 527 groups    Link

 Obama gave McCain control of this race.
 Now that he's behind and desperate, he'll allow our side to fight back?
 Is Obama doing anything right?

 Regardless of how we got here, what can Obama do now to win?

 He can't go back in time and ask Hillary to join the ticket,
 so what steps can he take today to stop the bleeding?

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Barack, What Happened?

There are three reasons for McCain's sudden surge apart from a successful convention. 
(In this regard, I think the effectiveness of Giuliani's comically savage attack on Obama 
have not been fully appreciated.)
First, by not choosing Hillary, Obama lost a savvy experienced campaigner, who had successfully 
wooed the white-working class, cemented the Democratic woman's vote, and would have hit the 
tarmac running, incorporating the entire Clintonian negative-campaigning mob. 

Liar, slut and whore. 
If the Clintons have a massive negative campaigning mob,
why didn't they use it against Obama?

Biden brings no upside; he's not a fresh "change" face, and is the sort of veteran 
that isn't popular this year. While the press waits for the first Palin's slips, it is just 
as likely that Biden will return to form and out-gaffe her.

But there's a difference between mis-speaking 
and not knowing anything about how the world works.

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"Anybody who believes that the Republicans can fix the mess they created 
  probably believes that the iceberg could have saved the Titanic." 
      -- Hillary, with a zinger and 'forgetting' to be polite, above all else,    Link

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 Subject: Olbermann Replaced

Bart ~

I agree that Olbermann and Matthews were way over the top in their support of Obama
and pillorying of Hillary Clinton during the primaries, but they weren't stopped THEN
despite the sexism and utter hatred they spouted.

Now that they have defeated the sure winner for the Dems, and have turned their sights
on McCain, NOW it's time to remove them?

Their rich Republican MSNBC overlords got what they wanted when Hillary was
"defeated" and now it's time to retire the pair so that McCain can be victorious.  
Let's keep it in perspective.  It's not that they are so biased, it's that they are biased 
for the wrong candidate -- their usefulness is at an end.
 Suzanne the pillar

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New contestant, same game show
  by Gene Lyons


Does Palin think of the war as 'a task that is from God'? As she put it, "That's what we have to make sure 
that we're praying for - that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan." That this happens to be precisely 
what Osama bin Laden tells his own deluded followers. Except to notice, as Middle Eastern scholar Juan Cole 
points out in Salon, that theocrats commonly 'confuse God's will with their own mortal policies.'
Citing chapter and verse on a broad range of social issues, he asks, "What is the difference between Palin 
and a Muslim fundamentalist ? Lipstick." But hasn't Alaska's one-time 'Miss Congeniality' a right to believe 
anything she likes ? Absolutely. But the rest of us are not compelled to take her views on Biblical 'prophecy'
more seriously than rival forms of soothsaying, such as Tarot card reading, crystal ball gazing, or examining 
the entrails of sheep. Persons who practice such rites, whether in the wholesome suburban confines of the 
Wasilla Bible Church or a cavern in the tribal areas of Pakistan are either frauds, fools or both. 

It's time the rest of us quit being polite about it.

Gene is a fighter.
I like fighters.

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 Subject: making the same mistakes...

"Three States Accused of Illegally Purging Voter Lists"

OK, here's part two of the election fraud. (part one you already posted, the electronic voting machine debacle).
The illegal Voter purges and disenfranchisement continue unabated. This happened in the last two elections,
and it is unfathomable as to why the Dem's haven't stopped it from happening AGAIN!

The next shoe to drop? Part three? One or more swing State ReThug Secretaries of State (MI, FL, CO, LA?)
will continue in the tradition of '00 Harris and '04 Blackwell. The triad will be complete, and when combined with
the near majority of voting American idiot theocrats, the third consecutive election will be lost to the corporate fascists.

I know you mention this all the time, but really, is there a good answer(s) as to why has the Democratic Party
failed to adequately respond? I know they are beneficiaries of this ill system, but c'mon, the extent of this failure
is inexcusable and way beyond the pale!

Peter, Democrats might accept victory if it falls in their lap
but there's no way they're willing to work or fight for it.

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 Subject: BS

Bart, why do you keep repeating this crap?    You wrote:

> Democrats still see Hillary as the enemy.
> Have you ever heard Brazille or Randi or Big Eddie go after a Republican
> with the zeal and the hatred like they went after Hillary?
> The answer is no.

> They dislike Republicans but they f-ing hate the Clintons.
> They don't mind if McCain wins - as long as the Clintons lose.

> That attitude might cost us this election.

Some Democrats might but I sure as hell don't; and I have been a proud Democrat
for all of my 64 years.  Quit tarring all Democrats to justify whatever it is you feel you need to prove.
 Mike :

Mike, you're right - that was hastily written.
I should have said, "Democrats with cameras and microphones...."  regrets the error.

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"That is no way for a responsible power to conduct itself."
      -- Cheney, with a straight face, accusing Russia of using "brute force,"      Link

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How big is your Obama tax cut?

Stealing the Ohio Vote 2008
 Will they steal another election from the voters?


Here are some of the key factors that still endanger the vote in Ohio and around the nation:
1) Illegal Destruction of Evidence Surrounding the Vote Count 
2) Massive Residual Elimination of Registered Voters
3) Renewed Attempts to Eliminate Additional Registered Voters
4-5) Resisting Universal Access to Absentee Ballots While Re-introducing Chaos

The Fascist bastards will steal elections until somebody stops them.

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Lipstick on a Pig

 Subject: you are disgusting

I just canceled my subscription, Bart.  Your "print any undocumented rumor about Palin" issue
ranks you right up there with the likes of Kos and every other "liberal" blog trying to crucify Palin.
I'm not saying she doesn't deserve some of it, but when they use "Lucille, the waitress" as a source
for a hit piece that "we need to forward far and wide", well, I have to call "bulshit".

Wait - who quoted Lucille the waitress?
And you think that's not playing fair with the Fascist dogs?

You pride yourself on telling the truth, or so you say. Cutting and pasting every rumor
and fabricated hit piece from the pages of Kos has now become the truth?

Are you sure you got the right guy?
I don't quote from Kos very often...but there are steps I could take to be more accurate:
I could personally investigate each reported accusation and publish maybe 12 issues a year.

I expect more from you, Bart. You're getting lazy. Either that or you're
trying to suck up to the Kos crowd so you can "make your pie higher".

Whatever. Color me gone.
 Gary in NY

Gary, lots of Democrats agree with you and they voted with their wallets.
They say I'm not being fair enough to the Fascist pigs and dogs.

Are you looking forward to four more years of Bush?

The worst part is it takes forever to convince someone to subscribe
but one wrong sentence and they can unsubscribe in a milli-second.

I'll bet if I was a Republican, some rich bastard would send me a big check and say,
"Bart, write whatever you want, print whatever toons you think are funny
  and don't worry about offending somebody because I've got your back."

But as a Democrat, I have dozens of bosses and many of them want me to be nice
to the bastards who have started the wars and stolen our Constitution from us.

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"In every election in the last 20 years save for 2000, the Democrat looked better in June 
  than they did on Election Day. And it's looking like that will be the case again in 2008."
     -- Pat Ruffini,    Link

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Subject: It's 9-11 again and bin Laden is still free

Here we are at the 7th anniversary of 9-11 and Osama bin Laden is still free. 
The Republicans have focused on going to war with the wrong country and 
have shown very little interest in going after the people who actually attacked us. 

If we keep electing those who failed then all we'll get is more failure. 
With the Bush/McCain administration in power the only thing that will 
stop Osama bin Laden is old age.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

But, let's not forget that Bush caught Tommy Chong and Martha Stewart.

I think Bush made a deal with Osama - and what was that deal?
"If you don't attack us on American soil again, we won't look for you."

What else explains al Qaeda's restraint?  They could blow up our schools, 
airports and shopping centers but they've chosen not to - I wonder why?

It's a perfect match where both sides get something: 
bin Laden got worldwide fame and perhaps a million followers
and Bush got all the oil he could steal from Iraq in six years.

There's a reason why Al Qaeda hasn't attacked us again:
This agreement is designed to make Bush/McCain look good.

Osama couldn't defeat Clinton, Gore, Obama or even helpless John Kerry
but he plays George W. Bush like a Stradivarius.

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"I think that the surge is no doubt one of the most important foreign policy 
  and military decisions that have been made in a generation.
     -- Dana Purina,   Link

 But Dana, all the surge did was correct the bad decision to send too few troops.
 If Bush had followed Pentagon recommendations he would've sent enough troops
 to do the job in the first place - and prevented thousands of  military funerals.


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McCain's Sex Lies

The McCain campaign has a new ad out that says (among other things):

  "Obama's one accomplishment?

    Legislation to teach "comprehensive sex education" to kindergartners.

    Learning about sex before learning to read?

    Barack Obama.

    Wrong on education. Wrong for your family. "

John McCain: wrong on the facts. For starters, the bill is not a "legislative accomplishment": 
it never came up for a vote. If it had, and if it had passed, it would not have been Sen. Obama's 
"legislative accomplishment": he wasn't among its sponsors. It was passed out of his committee, 
and I believe he supported it, but as far as I can tell, that's the extent of his involvement with it.

More to the point, the bill in question requires that sex ed courses use medically accurate information. 
That is: any sex ed courses that are currently being taught have to be accurate. It requires that they 
be age-appropriate, which I think rules out explicit discussions of sex in kindergarten.

Bristol Palin could have used sex education to avoid getting pregnant.
But cave people like her mother think education is a bad thing.

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Palin friends won't vote for her


"Is it possible to be pro-choice and vote for Sarah Palin?" Fletcher asked.

Hey Democrats, hey Barack, pretend this counts!

America is maybe 60% pro-choice.

If you'd just make it about that - you win!

...or do you not want to win that way...?

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 Subject: Obama and Biden

At first I thought the choice of Palin was a doofus pick.  But seeing the positive letters about her in my paper,
and the way the media is handling her (does anyone believe Charlie Gibson will ask any HARD questions??),
I'm a little concerned.

I see Obama and Biden going out and praising the opposition. I'm waiting for them to start playing hardball
like the Rethugs do! You take the high road and I take the low road......well which road is going to lead to
the White House?  Now I am not advocating a dirty campaign.  But I do think Obama and Biden need to
start hitting the McCain/Palin team harder. God knows there is enough ammunition and there are only
8 weeks left so time is an issue.
 Mary Lou

 I hope we can wake Obama out of his long summer nap.

 The alarm bell is ringing but he's still sleeping.

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Subject: flag pins

I noticed McSame, while slobbering over Palin,
wasn't wearing the most important 'flag pin'.

Yet, somehow, Obama is paying the price for that.

That prick Inhofe says it means Obama doesn't love
America and the stupid people are buying it.

Obama is running a smart campaign, meaning the smart people will vote for him.
Problem is, America is made up of people too stupid to vote themselves a raise.

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"Troop levels will be decided by our commanders on the ground, 
  not by political figures in Washington, D.C."
      -- Bush, lying like he's always lied,   Link

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 Subject: time to give up? 

What in the hell is wrong with us, that we seem to be genetically unable to fight back? 
After letting the Repukes make a mockery of a genuine war hero in Kerry while elevating 
to sainthood the Chimp, we all swore that it was never going to happen again. 

Fast forward to 2008 - in spite of anguished cries from Democrats all over the country, 
and in every fashion possible, Obama just refuses to get tough with those idiots. 
If you watched his 2 part interview with Olbermann, Keith gave him opportunity after opportunity 
(even really leading him) to blast McSame and Nanook of the North. Instead, all he got in return 
was the quiet, academic, thoughtful answer which, while very appropriate to a Constitutional Law 
Professor was absolute the wrong type and tone of answer for Joe Sixpack. 

Obama just will not get down and dirty with these thugs, and the election is, i fear, slipping rapidly away. 
We can all console ourselves with rationalizations galore - "he's a great closer", "just you wait
- NOW he's going to get mad" but the election is right around the corner, and the polls are 
relentlessly pointing to his going down the tubes.
We went through it with Dukakis - we went through it with Kerry - and now we're 
going to go through it with Obama, What in the hell is wrong with us????
 Roger the atty

We can still win if Obama takes the gag and handcuffs off during the debates.
But if he agrees to remain silent, if he chooses to refuse to confront McCain and his lies, 
it could be bad for us.

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Random thought...

When a movie or TV show really blows donkey, the producers refuse
to let critics see an advance copy so they can't warn people not to see it.

That's what McCain is doing now in hiding the Lipsticked pig.
He knows she's clueless on world affairs so he's keeping her away
from reporter's questions as long as possible to mitigate the damage.

Sidebar: Yesterday, I wrote this:

> But if you put lipstick on a pig, 
> isn't it still a pig when you get done?

Today, McCain is giving Obama hell for saying that,
but Obama didn't mean it the same way I did  :)

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Could Hillary have Palin-proofed Dems? 

Republican Rep. Candice Miller says Obama had only one shot at Palin-proofing the Democratic ticket
- and he missed it when he passed over Hillary Rodham Clinton as his running mate. 

"Every woman in America knows what Obama did to Hillary Clinton: He looked at her and thought, 
'There's no way I'm doing that,'" said Miller. "If Hillary was on the ticket, he'd be in a much better 
position to win women voters." 

Sarah Palin's presence - coupled with Clinton's absence - may be altering one of the great verities 
of American politics: that women voters overwhelmingly favor Democrats. 

An ABC News poll showed white women swinging hard against the Democratic ticket. 
Obama left Denver with an 8-point lead among white women; by the time he pulled out 
of St. Paul, Minn.with Palin at his side, McCain had taken a 12-point lead. 

He lost twenty points with one of the the biggest voting blocks in America - women.
But that's not Obama's biggest problem - he's losing with THE biggest voting block - stupid people.

Obama is appealing to the voters who can think - but that's maybe 20 million voters, max.
He's got to connect with dumbass America to have a chance to win this.

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 Subject: message of hope(lessness)

Hey Bart,

I was reading comments in your column today regarding the hopelessness some of your readers 
feel about this campaign.  I tell ya Bart I'm feeling the same .in my gut, that McCain will take this.  
Combined with the performance of the Dems the last two elections and the lack of fight I see in Obama,
the democrats are in for a world of hurt this election.

Where is Obama and why isn't he in the ring?  
Someone please send Obama a link to Bartcop ..his campaign needs some "professional" advice.    

Keep Swinging Bart .you are my (almost sorta J) daily dose of hope.
 Jim in Topeka,

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by the state government before that oil is permitted to leave the state. Alaska residents each get a yearly check 
for about $2,000 from oil revenues, plus an additional $1,200 pushed through by Palin last year to take advantage 
of rising oil prices. Any sympathy the governor of Alaska expresses for folks in the lower 48 who are suffering 
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 Subject: pregnant at 44?

Hey Bart,

Was Sarah Palin using birth control when she got pregnant?  
Does she not believe in it?  Is there  something we're ignoring here?  

That could be considered a policy  matter, not a personal matter.  
Women (and men) need to think about  why a Governor, already the mother of  4 kids, 
would either want to have another child, or would recklessly be having unprotected sex.  
Does she not believe in birth control?

Jeff, maybe she's Catholic.
Last I heard, they don't have options.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their big Halliburton upgrades

Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of oil per day.
Since oil sells for $125 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $750,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history but our
whore media is too busy investigating
if Britney wore panties today.

4,155 brave men and women are gone.


All because of Bush's oil greed

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