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Weekend-Monday Oct 18-20, 2008 Vol 2232 - Crowbar Christmas
 Quote of the Day "...but one screamer in a crowd of
Hey Vic, if it walks like a Nazi and it
Suck on that.
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Quotes
"Don't underestimate the capacity of Democrats
to snatch defeat
from the jaws of victory. Don't underestimate
our ability to screw it up."
-- Barack - has he finally started reading bartcop.com?
Link
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Obama draws
100,000 in St Louis
Maybe Perkel's Missouri just turned Blue
Excerpt:
Obama made history again today after drawing
the highest American crowd of this campaign.
Our next president was cheered on by more than
100,000 people in St. Louis, Missouri.
"All I can say is wow," he said as he took the
stage to woo voters in the key battleground state.
McCain can't draw a crowd that big - not even with Sarah, the two-headed cow.
"Hi,
I'm Sarah and Obama is an Arab!"
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Quotes
"We have seen Mrs. Palin on the national stage
for seven weeks now, and there is
little sign that she has the tools,
the equipment, the knowledge or the philosophical
grounding one hopes for, and expects,
in a holder of high office."
-- Peggy Noonan,
speaking for a lot of Republicans,
Link
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How McCain could win
Excerpt:
The projections that are putting battleground
states towards Obama shouldn't be trusted:
A huge percentage of people who are telling pollsters
that they're going to vote for Obama
don't realize that they will be turned down at
the polls? Why? Because they've been purged.
Greg
Palast and Robert Kennedy have a report coming up in the Rolling
Stone about
voter purges and they're saying it's worse than
your worst nightmares.
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Subject: Where is "Real America?"
John McCain and Sarah Palin have been talking
about some place called "Real America",
those small towns where "Real Americans" live.
So who are these "Real Americans" that
McCain/Palin are talking about?
Real Americans are the people who saw 40% their
retirement savings vanish in the stock market
this month because of deregulation. Real Americans
are the ones paying 10 billion a month to
support the war in Iraq. Real Americans are the
ones who are going to have to pay off the
11 trillion dollar national debt.
Real Americans are tired of being called Communists
and terrorists by John McCain and Sarah Palin.
And us "Real Americans" are going to the polls
to take back our country by voting out the people who
got "Real America" into the mess it's in today.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Quotes
"But yeah, sometimes you do get depressed watching
what it is that they're reporting
and the spin and some of the distortion
of what our message is and what we stand for.
Sometimes that, that gets draining."
-- Caribou
Barbie, wishing she'd never agreed to be Grumpy's VP,
Link
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Traitor
Powell endorses Obama
It's like being endorsed by the KKK
Excerpt:
Colin L. Powell, one of the country's most hated
Republicans traitors, stunned both parties on Sunday
by strongly endorsing Obama on, appropriately,
"Meet the Whore" and laying out a blistering, detailed
critique of the modern GOP.
Powell, a traitor to his race who helped lie 4185
soldiers into their graves, said: "I would have difficult
with two more conservative appointments to the
Supreme Court, but that's what we'd be looking at with McCain."
How is Powell even considered as a quest on a
TV talk show?
He's a liar and a whore who has killed thousands
of soldiers.
His reputation now is pure shit, but the TV whores loves each other
so much...
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Subject: Beirut bombing
One little fact that should have been mentioned
is that the number of dead included members of
the French Foreign Legion. Those asshole republicans
were pretty quick to spit on their graves
when France decided not to join the monkey in
invading Iraq.
Bruce Y
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Quotes
"Thanks particularly to the month-long financial
crisis, we're in extremely poor shape
with the election three weeks away.
This means the worst case scenario is now a distinct
possibility: a Democrat in the White
House, a Democratic Senate with a filibuster-proof
majority and a Democratic House with
a bolstered majority.
-- Fred Barnes,
Link
I knew if I lived long enough,
I'd see Fred Barnes get something right.
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Subject: Joe the Plumber (not)
Bart - all you gotta do is check out Wikipedia's
entry for Charles Keating - in his biogrophy it states
that his daughter, Elizabeth, is married to Robert
M. Wurzelbacher Jr.! Is the name a coincidence?
I think not. Both live in Ohio? Who
they trying to kid?
Sooz
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Quotes
"If Obama were white, the GOP would be going
after him twice as hard.
But liberal Democrats would still caterwaul
about fomenting hatred and racism,
because that's what they always do."
-- Jonah Goldberg,
upset that they're losing everything, Link
Hey Jonah, why can't you see the obvious? If you sons
of bitches would knock off
the hatred and racism we could no longer play those cards against
your party.
How many elected Blacks are holding federal seats right now?
The answer is ZERO because you bastards hate minorities.
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Is Palin Killing McCain?
Excerpt:
The more voters learn about Sarah Palin, the
more wary they become.
Once the focus of post-convention Republican
euphoria, the Alaska Governor
is now viewed as a serious liability to the McCain
campaign.
As it stands, Palin's polling numbers are daunting:
with the unfolding economic crisis,
her favorable to unfavorable ratings have switched
from a positive 40-30 to a negative
32-41 in an October 10-13 survey.
Palin is, additionally, costing McCain newspaper
endorsements
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Subject: are you still pissed?
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Quotes
"Fifty percent of small business income taxes
are paid by small business."
-- McCain, during the
third presidential debate,
Link
"Although I really should run this past Paul
Krugman before going public,
the evidence seems to suggest that
as much as 100 percent of small business
income taxes are paid by small business."
-- Michael Kinsley,
with his first good joke in a decade, Link
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Subject: Palin knows the republicans have something up thier sleeve
hello bart, i am from singapore and we do follow
and get good cable tv coverage of the elections in the U.S.A.
The way palin speaks in such a non urgent care
free manner despite the trouble the republicans are in gives me
the creeps that she knows the republicans have
something up thier sleeves, that in the end the votes and polls
and want americans and the World wants will not
matter. ( read - Voter fraud or whatever ala George Bush).
Maybe Mccain is hiding it better and Palin being
the air head is not.
Iqbal
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Obama the
Hyp-mo-tizer?
Rethug insanity reaches new levels
Excerpt:
No other argument against Obama can fundamentally
change the way people feel about him
deep down inside, EXCEPT, proof that precisely
the way they feel about him deep down inside
is because of Obama's own deception and use of
hidden hypnosis. This is because exposing his
use of hypnosis takes the people who are entranced
by him subconsciously and emotionally,
and puts the issue of why they feel that way
on a conscious rational level where they can analyze it.
It is the one thing that can fundamentally change
the game, and shatter Obama's magical immunity
to all of his other faults, logical disqualifications,
and deceptions.
This would be funny except:
These crazies own guns and
They don't like to lose.
I think the Secret Service should hire more people.
Quotes
"To suggest -- as some Catholics do -- that
Obama is this year's 'real' pro-life candidate
requires a peculiar kind of self-hypnosis,
or moral confusion, or worse."
-- Denver Roman Catholic Archbishop Charles Chaput,
Link
Since the Catholic Church lines up behind
the pro-war Republicans ever election,
we should look into revoking their tax
exempt status and run them out of business.
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Subject: losing the vote
Bart, you wrote:
> If they somehow declare McWeenie the winner
on Nov 4th,
> Bush is going to need more than the National
Guard to calm America.
He has more.....the Army combat brigade "The Devils
Brigade" 1st Infantry Division
(complete with Lucifer on their logo). Now stationed
on US soil. They helped destroy Falujah.
They are trained in equipping and integrating
private security forces, counter insurgency, and the latest
in lethal and non-lethal crowd control pain delivery
devices. Including the new bio-tagging secret weapon
currently used in Iraq to track and murder suspects.
(see Bob Woodwards recent revelations.)
They are a red necky bunch from Kansas and you
can be sure they are fundo whacko, end timer crusaders.
A thourough investigation on this brigade may
be in order to figure out what we have in store for us.
Thought you might want to clarify Bushes
prep for civil unrest.
Best of luck to ya.
Crede C
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Some people wrote and asked what the actual shirt would look like.
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McCain: "Hold onto your wallet"
Excerpt:
John McCain told a Florida crowd to "hold onto
your wallet" because Barack Obama has talked of
spreading the wealth around. McCain suggested
voters could not rely on Obama's promise of tax cuts
while returning once more to the story of Joe
the Plumber, a regular part of McCain's speeches since he
first mentioned the tax concerns of Ohio plumber
Joe Wurzelbacher in Wednesday's presidential debate.
Bush the Impaler borrowed $5 trillion dollars from the Saudis
and the Chinese to give
tax breaks to the super-rich and the oil companies and Grumpy thinks
raising taxes on the rich
will hurt some plumber wannabe in Pennsylvania?
That's stupid - even for McCain.
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Subject: Your use of the N word
Bart, you have developed a bad habit of using the word nigger.
Looks like I'm not the only one who uses that word.
You always use it in the context of a made up
comment that you attribute to someone
you don't like but the truth is you seem to be
getting a kick out of using it. Why?
You're asking why I think you seem to think something
is true.
I'll bet you clicked on the link to see if Santorum
really said that
because that's the kind of thing he'd say if
he was speaking freely.
And don't say that is what the conservative you
are misquoting really wanted
to say unless you have acquired the mind reading
ability you mock in others.
I'm a comedian.
I can say whatever I want and yes, I can read
minds.
Have you ever seen me criticize a comedian for
mind-reading?
You should quit using it unless it actually quoting
someone.
Dave
I take it that's more of a suggestion than an order...
Have you never heard Republicans talk about blacks?
Do you think they use words like "Black" or "African-American"
when they're alone with their redneck friends?
You mean Republicans don't use that word in Eastern Tennessee, where
you're from?
You'd have to be a sharp-tongued devil to get me to believe that.
BTW, I assume you dislike Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and Earthquake...?
That means you're probably have no sense of humor.
Subject: Your use of the N word
Bart, your Santorum quote gave me the best laugh
I've had in weeks.
I had the misfortune of having him as my senator
for too long.
Thanks for the laugh.
I'll paypal you again before Thanksgiving.
John in Jenkintown
Now that's the proper response to a comedy bit.
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Budget Cutting?
Kill the War on Drugs
It doesn't work and it costs too much - by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
If Obama or McCain wants to find a federal program
that wastes hundreds of billions of dollars,
he can take the scalpel (or better yet the hatchet)
to the national war on drugs. Economists, physicians,
police chiefs and prison wardens have repeatedly
concluded that the drug war has been a very costly
failure over the past four decades, but then
neither Obama nor McCain needs to hear the truth from
any expert -- because each of them can draw on
his own painful personal experience.
From opposite ends of the social and economic
scale, both candidates have observed the casualties
and injustices of American drug policy. Both
should be able to understand why the system of punishment
must be replaced by medical treatment. And both
seem reluctant to discuss the subject for obvious reasons.
Yes, but once he's president, Obama CAN do the right thing if he wants
to.
Like I've said for years abour prostitution, Las Vegas has fewer sex
crimes and
assaults on women because you can rent a lady there. Since a
few states have
legal marijuana, their drug crimes are certainly fewer, so let's build
on that model.
Republicans want pot illegal because they don't want anyone to have
any fun.
Who cares what they want?
Soon, they won't have any power, and if the Democrats step up (am I
writing this?)
they could change things for the better but they'll have to sac up
to do it.
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Saw it on http://gahzette.blogspot.com/
Subject: a money raising idea
Bart:
I've got a money raising idea for you.
Get your readers to pledge money to Bartcop for
every 2004 GOP state that Obama wins.
Right now Obama is ahead in 9 of those states.
( CO FL IA MO NV NM ND OH VA )
To get the ball rolling, I pledge $5 for each
of those states that Obama takes.
I'd pledge more but I sent $200 to Obama.
Of course, if Obama loses you'll need even more
$$.
Ken
Ken, I like that idea.
Maybe someone else will, too - thanks.
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Also available this way:
Buy a shirt if you think "Obama's got this."
After McCain's gigantic screw-ups,
I think Obama's got this.
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Subject: t-shirt freedom
Bart, I wonder if my WPE T shirt will get me turned
away at the poll when I go vote.
And I wonder if other states have this law or
is it just the fascist State of Arizona?
What happened to freedom of speech and expression?
Arizona's dress code for voters
Andy in AZ
Andy, it's (stupidly) different in every state.
I suggest you wear a jacket and AFTER you vote, open your jacket and
walk out.
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Quotes
"I've been on with Letterman, and you may as
well be
talking to a wall as there's literally
no curiosity there."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, upset
that nobody likes McCain
ha ha
I remember that.
Dave asked him, "Do
you ever just think you're a giant gasbag?"
ha ha
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Subject: O'Reilly the Liar
Hey Bart, I though you might be interested in this.
O'Reilly Caught Lying About The Factor Balance
O'Reilly said the factor has a balanced guest
list, and that every week he personally makes sure it is.
I say that is a bold faced lie, and I can prove
it. Here is what he said thursday night, from the e-mailer,
and the reply from O'Reilly.
e-mailer: "Mr. O'Reilly, I perceive
you as an honest man but I disagree when you say you are
fair and balanced. Putting Rove and
Morris on is not both sides."
Bob Wilson, San Jose CA
O'Reilly replied to Bob with this ridiculous statement:
O'REILLY: Did Geraldine Ferraro
not appear on your tv set, Bob? C'mon. On Tuesday I had three
Democrats and just one Republican in the first
two blocks. I make sure, personally make sure, that
throughout the week we have equal representation
of conservative, liberal, Democrat, Republican.
OK, I mean, if you have been watching the
show I've been doing this now into our thirteenth year,
and we have voices, and they're equal.
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That is the biggest load of lying dishonest right-wing
garbage I have ever heard from O'Reilly.
I document his guest list, every night, and every
week, then I write about it in this blog.
Look at the web page I set up below and you will
see the true numbers, and see that O'Reilly is a dishonest liar.
http://www.oreilly-sucks.com/oreillybalanced.htm
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Treehouse Crossword Puzzle 35
Today's Puzzle is Every Day Shakespeare
Thanks to GK!
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Apple uses McCain Tactics
If you own a TV, you've seen hundreds and
hundreds
and hundreds of Apple commercials.
They're stupid and they're boring and it's always
the same two tired men arguing.
The Apple dude never says anything about Apple,
but he rags on Microsoft constantly.
If their product is as good as they say, why don't
they ever talk about it?
Why do they spend 100% of their ad money ragging
on Microsoft?
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Worldwide Bartcop
They read it in Rdekro, Sonderjylland, Denmark
They read it in Corleone, Sicilia, Italy (seriously)
They read it in Nampa, Idaho
They read it in Ppa, Veszprem, Hungary
They read it in Hymera, Indiana
Want to sell stuff everywhere?
They have money - their economy isn't run by a religiously-insane moron.
Why sell to America when you can sell to the world?
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We need more blog writers.
Can you write?
Do you have opinions?
Cowboys
Thrashed by Rams
The NFL's worst teams fight for the bottom
Excerpt:
There's nothing else to say after one of the
NFC's worst teams hammered the Cowboys, 34-14
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then
they got their big Halliburton upgrades
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil has sold for $125 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $750,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history
but
our whore media is too busy to investigate.
4,184
brave men and women,
will never come home...
...all because of Bush's oil greed
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
Where's all that oil money going?
Subject: Donation
Bart, keep firing away.
I hope this donation refills your ammo for a
while.
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