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Nov 14,  2008 Vol 2246 - Nobody's Fool 

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Quote of the Day

"I'm still as mean as ever." 
       -- Helen Thomas, back after a 6-month illness,  Link

 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Priest: penance for Obama HOT
Arrow Kids: 'Assassinate Obama' 
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Quotes

"You know, we got that 'R' by our name." 
      -- Sarah Palin, on why the Fascist dogs lost the election,   Link
 

 She got this one right.
 These days, nobody likes a Republican.
 

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Priest advises penance for Obama vote
 But voting for the Butcher of Baghdad gets you to Heaven?

 Link

 Excerpt:
The priest at St. Mary's Catholic Church in downtown Greenville has told parishioners that 
those who voted for Obama placed themselves under divine judgment because of his stance 
on abortion and shouldn't receive Holy Communion until they've done penance.

The Rev. Jay Scott Newman told The Greenville News on Wednesday that church teaching 
doesn't allow him to refuse Holy Communion to anyone based on political choices, but that 
he'll continue to deliver the church's strong teaching on the "intrinsic and grave evil of abortion" 
as a hidden form of murder.
 

And what do you call dropping the Mother Of All Bombs on a city of 5 million people?
Ther Catholics should come clean and just say, "We are Republicans."
 

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Quotes

"She’s a great dame. People are fascinated by her because the Left hate her. I think the Left - 
mostly women on the Left - hate her because it appears that she has a great sex life, all right?" 
      -- former comedian Denni Miller,   Link
 

 Hey, Cha-cha, you just said the Left hates all pretty women.
 Are you really that stupid?

 Good luck with the rest of your "career" Dennis.
 

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Idaho students chant 'assassinate Obama'

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 Excerpt:
Madison County, Idaho was once dubbed "the reddest place in America" by Salon,
but that didn't make it any less shocking when elementary school children allegedly
started chanting "assassinate Obama" on the school bus.

Matthew Whoolery told KIKD News he found out about the chanting from his second
and third graders, who had no idea what the word "assassinate" meant.

"They just hadn't heard anything like this before," Whoolery stated. "Where did they
get the word and why would they put that word and that person together?'"
 

Obviously some kids heard that phrase at home and repeated it on the bus.
Why do Republicans think that way?
 

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Whore NBC Caught Lying Again
 Why do they pretend to be a news organization?

 Link

 Excerpt:
In a report on NBC's Today about the Minnesota Senate race, Lee Cowan repeated the discredited rumor
that "ballots have suddenly appeared out of nowhere, including some found unsecured in an election worker's car."
In fact, according to election officials quoted in news reports, the ballots did not "suddenly appear[] out of nowhere,"
and they weren't "unsecured." Cowan also aired a statement by Fritz Knaak, a lawyer for bastard Norm Coleman,
apparently critical of the handling of the ballots in question, but he didn't report previous statements in which
Knaak reportedly said he felt assured that the ballots weren't compromised.
 

I'm so old, I remember when Huntley and Brinkley read factual news on NBC.
Now, NBC has become a gaggle of silly whores, printing every rumor they get
from discredited charlatans like Limbaugh and Drudge.
 

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 Quotes

"And now the liberals want to stop President Reagan from selling chemical warfare agents 
and military equipment to Saddam Hussein, and why?  Because Saddam allegedly gassed a 
few Kurds in his own country.  Mark my words.  All of this talk of Saddam Hussein being a 
war criminal or commiting crimes against humanity is the same old thing - liberal hate speech. 
And speaking of poision gas, I say we round up all the drug addicts and gas them."
      --  Rush Limbaugh, November 3, 1988
 

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Hillary eyed as secretary of state

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 Excerpt:
Hillary is among the candidates that Obama is considering for secretary of state.
Clinton was rumored to be a contender for the job last week, but the talk died down as party activists
questioned whether she was best-suited to be the nation's top diplomat in an Obama administration.

The talk resumed a day after Obama named several former Clinton aides to help run his transition effort.
Others mentioned for the State Department job are Chuck Hagel, Kerry the Quitter and Bill Richardson.
 

I don't think Kerry is qualified to be dog catcher.
He can't open his mouth withour making a major gaffe.
I could live with Richardson or Hagel, but Hillary has the brains, the reputation and the steel for the job.
 

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Quotes

"In politics, people sometimes go to great lengths to avoid stating the obvious, but I think it’s 
  about time that we all remembered that the greatest measure of a president is whether he 
  protected and defended this great country. Bush took that most important charge, seriously."
     -- Sarah Palin, with a straight face,   Link
 

 She's right.

 Bush did a great job protecting us.

 Bush has been the best president ever...

 ...if you're an oil man or an arms dealer.
 

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 Subject: does Obama have a mandate?

Many people are saying the Democrats need to go slow
and not push their agenda, work from the center, etc.

What unmitigated crap - when Bush squeaked by Kerry in 2004,
they all said he had a  "mandate" and should do what he wanted.

The only mandate Bush ever had was when
Jeff Gannon showed up in the White House.
- Sam the Pillar

 ha ha

 I like that.
 

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Wolf the WhoreHOT

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 Subject: Bob Perry

A couple of issues ago I think you mentioned a prediction that Bob Parry would jump on Obama
for not pursuing the crimes of the past administration (the same reason he hates the Clintons).
Anywho, I saw this today and just  wanted to tell you congrats on being correct once again.

http://www.consortiumnews.com/2008/111108.html

It seems he can't let that whole Clinton 1993 thing go.
Or did I just  read that article wrong?

Your pal in Dallas  (A blue state in 2020!)
 b.
 

No, you read that right.
Bob Parry was once the best we had on the innertubes
but he got that Hillary Fever and it ate away at his credibility.

Poor guy - I wish there was a cure for that Hillary Fever.
 

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 Subject: The Monkey Belt

Bart, you asked:

> Why would Louisiana vote GOP after the Republicans tried to drown them?
< Why do the poorest people vote to give more to the super-rich?

Katrina is why, I'm pretty sure.
At least a quarter million of the poorest Louisianans were displaced out of Louisiana
by Katrina and are no longer there to vote Democratic. Upside: many of them may
have helped turn their new surroundings bluer. Places like Georgia or Florida, maybe.
 Tom B
 

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 Quotes

"The liberal media attacked Sarah Palin because she did not abort 
  her Down syndrome baby. They wanted her to kill that child..."
    --  Michael Barone,    Link
 

 Michael, can you site your sources?
 Who said they wanted her to kill that baby - can we get a list?

  Remember what I said last issue?
> Oh, well, if Michael Barone said it, you KNOW it's a crock of shit.
> Michael Barone is like Fred Barnes, without the brains or the fairnesss (cough)

 You can't name another Republican with a Downs baby because they were all aborted.

 And nobody hated her for bringing that baby to term.
 What we hated was her waving it around like Rudy waved 9-11 
 and McCain waved his "I got shot down so I'm a hero" horseshit.

 The second Palin got done with a speech, that baby was rushed onstage
 so Palin could wave it around like it was the Stanley Cup.
 

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 Subject: Congratulations!

Bart, I don’t know how many others have said it, but as the absolute Godfather of teaching liberals
how to fight back against the thugs of the reich-wing, you deserve a helluva lot of credit in what
we’ve just seen happen.  I started reading you in 1999 and you’ve consistently stayed on message,
on point and on top of the need for us to learn to stop taking knives to gunfights.

In these precious few moments where we celebrate before the hard-assed work starts,
I want you to know how much I’ve valued your efforts over the years.

Keep at it, bro.  The next job is making sure the wingnuts, gasbags and idiots learn
that their race is run, their sun has set and it’s time for them to learn a new purpose in life:
Sit. Down. And. Shut. Up.

Keep swingin’ that hammer!
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Secrets of Talk Radio

 Link

 Excerpt:
To succeed, a talk show host must perpetuate the notion that his or her listeners are victims, 
and the host is the vehicle by which they can become empowered. The host frames virtually 
every issue in us-versus-them terms. There has to be a bad guy against whom the host will 
emphatically defend those loyal listeners...

But the key reason talk radio succeeds is because its hosts can exploit the fears and perceived
victimization of a large swath of conservative-leaning listeners. And they feel victimized because 
many liberals and moderates have ignored or trivialized their concerns and have stereotyped 
these Americans as uncaring curmudgeons.
 

That's a good explanation, but it's a little simpler than that.

Slugs like Rush and Hannity are "conservatives" because they know conservatives are the 
easiest people to fool. By definition, they are uneducated, racist gullibles who need constant 
reasurance that their side is winning so they overlook the constant contradictions from their heroes.

It's the same reason con men get into religion - all they have to say is "God wants you to 
give me your money" and the nutty people believe them and out come those wallets.
 

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 Subject: Coleman quote

The quote you referenced:  Coleman said that he was "one hundred percent better than Paul Wellstone."
When confronted he amended:   "I'll be one hundred percent better for president bush."

I'll take the Gomez challenge.
I've given at least a grand to  Franken.
If he wins, an extra ten bucks to you will feel good.
 Jason
 

Jason, if you've given Franken $1,000, then a shot of Chinaco Anejo to you.


 

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Shot of Chinaco retracted

I awarded a shot of Chinaco - against my better judgment - to Wolf the Whore
on election night for remaining silent and letting the Obama jubilation speak for itself.

According to the latest TV Guide, Wolf the Whore was eager to jabber on constantly like a 
chihuahua drunk on Cuervo but David Bohrman, Exec Producer of CNN's election programming 
overruled the I'm-bigger-then-this-story Blitzer and told the egomaniac to shut the hell up.

So, a shot of Chinaco to David Bohrman, instead.


 

...that's one of my biggest faults - being too nice to the enemy.
 

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 Subject: Larry the Liberal thoughts

Bartcop, A few thoughts after the election:

Barak Obama’s election proves a man can be black and elected president.
Just like W proved a man does not have to be smart to be president.
Plus, I was thinking I finally can go to Disney World again and not be ashamed to go into the “Hall of Presidents”.

Being a white man, I do not think I’ll ever fully understand how a black American feels about the election of Barak.
Who would have thought we would ever have an America President with a middle name of Hussein?
It goes to show the American people can grow up.

We know the mad dogs are going to be whipping up the winds of chaos,
we need Bartcop now more than ever!
 Larry the Liberal
 

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Can you help?
 

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 Subject: McCain's swimsuit model

Hey, Bart,

All those guys who wanted into Palin's pants ought to be ecstatic right 'bout now.
I mean, there was NO WAY they were getting into the pants of the VP.

Now, all they gotta do is wait until she's tossed out of the Governor's office
for ethics violations, and her marriage self-destructs (not necessarily in that order),
and they'll be able to go up to Alaska and pick her up in a bar.
 mark

PS: I'm having a poll as to how long her marriage lasts: 6 mos, 1, 2, 3, or 4 years.
I'm betting under a year.
 

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Why Al Franken Will Win

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 Excerpt:

No one should be surprised if  Al Franken is elected to the U.S. Senate in the Minnesota vote count 
or canvass, which is not completed until Nov. 18, and that a statewide hand recount, an election contest 
in Minnesota courts, and the United States Senate will all confirm this result.

Here's why. Minnesota only uses paper ballots, no punch cards and no touch screen. There is a complete
paper trail. Most of the ballots are counted in their precincts by optical scanners. Some rural counties use 
a large machine to count in the clerk's office after the polls close. In both precinct and central counting, 
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are by hand and include all discernable marks and a recount is mandatory for close races.
 

So if Minnesota does it right - why doesn't every state do it right?
 
 

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 Subject: Palin cooking???

Bart, who cooks in a designer suit??? Seriously. 
And do they still have  that $22k makeup artist still on staff?

She's so clueless, she doesn't even know she's the gift that keeps on  giving!
 Tally, back from Europe
 

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Subject: Howard Dean

Hey Bart,

Just paid up on my pledge and included North Carolina that flipped.
I sent you a note about a petition to dump Lieberman and to also consider another
pledge for us Bartcop regulars for the two Senate seats that will go to a runoff.
Would most certainly be a good Christmas present for all of us.

You were a big help in making this all happen and giving us hope
even when the spineless party we've suffered in have floundered pathetically.

I remember how devasted I was the last election and really having doubts about this party's
future viability.  Howard Dean is not getting enough credit for the 50 State strategy he rammed
through depsite the objections of all the party leaders, that really made this all possible.
He was one of the only other ones to give us hope in the darkest days.
A shot of Chinaco for him?
Thanks.
 Greg in Vacaville, CA
 

I agree.

To Howard Dean, who came back from that media rape in 2004

to help us win back majorities in 2006 and helped us again in 2008!
 

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Subject: Donation

Bart, in honor of the election, here's enough for at least one bottle of Chinaco Añejo.

I figured:
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Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden    -- 23 letters

And $2 per letter, because it's Barack Hussein Obama the Second!
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