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BCR 147 is Trapped!HOT

Fri-Monday  Dec 5-8,  2008  Vol 2257 - The Big Spank 

Quote of the Day

"Christmas will be on Jan 20 for me…
  the gift I have wanted for 8 long years." 
      -- Buckie Boy on Bush leaving, 

 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Slappy to Block Obama? 
Arrow Bush: A predictable disaster HOT
Arrow Wash Financed Al-Qaeda? HOT
Arrow Prop 8 - The Musical 
Arrow Gregory gets 'Whore' job 
Arrow Hillary's cardboard cutout HOT
Arrow Palin Stylists Cost $165,000
Arrow Kristin Cavallari's new Nose 


 
 




 



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Quotes

"We held Bush accountable..."
      -- WaHoPo's Dana Milbank, lying on CNN
 

  Despite eight years of evidence, they continue to lie
  for Bush and pretend they were good watchdogs.

  With Obama taking power, we will once again see
  a robust press barking loudly at every move he makes.
 

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Slappy Tries to Block Obama Presidency
Thomas Forces Whore Court to Look at Obama Citizenship Case
Deranged Justice hates himself and Black people that much?


 "I hate negroes"

 Link

 Excerpt:
In a highly unusual move, Clarence Thomas has asked his colleagues on the whore court
to consider the request of an East Brunswick, N.J. attorney who has filed a lawsuit
challenging Obama’s status as a United States citizen.

The high court’s premier moron is bringing the matter to his colleagues as a result of the writ that
was filed by attorney Leo Donofrio. Donofrio is contending that Obama was not qualified to be
on the New Jersey presidential ballot because of Donofrio’s questions about Obama's citizenship.
 

Hey, Slappy the Moron, don't you have anything else to do?
Surely there's a Coke can that needs some pubic hair applied to it - right?

Maybe the hard Left is about to get their wish.
 

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Bush: A predictable disaster
 by the old Robert Parry

 Link

 Excerpt:
In a pattern typical of the preceding eight years, major U.S. journalists are focusing on almost
everything else – not the lessons that should be learned from Bush’s disastrous presidency.

An example was Tom Brokaw’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, which addressed
the financial and energy crises with nary a negative word spoken about Bush.

It's the media's job to praise Bush and attack Democrats. If they don't, Republicans will line up
ten deep to scream "liberal media" and America's "journalists" wil do anything to avoid that label.
Since the Democrats refuse to use similar tactics, there's no outrage for journalists to fear - so
they end up playing for the GOP...

It was as if everyone else was responsible for the nation’s troubles, from unions and auto executives
to Congress and Obama (for not providing immediate answers). Just not the person who is still in
charge and who was chiefly responsible for taking the United States from an era of peace, prosperity
and budget surpluses to the precipice of endless war, economic devastation and national bankruptcy.

Part of the problem is the whores who decide what gets broadcast are all millionaires.
Tom Brokaw gets maybe $10M a year to explain to us which party has the better economic
programs Under the GOP,  Brokaw might make an extra million dollars because he's in the very top
tier of the tax brackets. Never mind that 50 million Americans would be better off under a Democrat.

That's why many bloggers do a better, more honest job explaining the news.
Unless you're Kos, you're not making a million dollars a month - there's no bribes to accept.
 

Sidebar: Are we sure Bob Parry wrote this?
I couldn't find a single unfair slur against the Clintons in this whole story.
 

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Homer Simpson tries to vote for Obama



 Subject: Just finished BCR 146

I just finished my first listen to BCR 146.  Great job explaining the auto industry bailout.
Anyone with a brain in that industry should be have able to know the secret to success
would be to build big cars that get good gas mileage.

I understand that the auto industry is in bed with the oil industry, and when you sleep with
(dirty) dogs you get fleas.  However, if we can send men to the moon using slide rules,
we should be able to build an SUV or mini van that gets over 30 mpg.
Anyway, great analysis of the problem and the (bad) solutions.
 Tom in Clifton Park

Bart, thank you so much for the Bartcop Radio.
I download the shows and put them on my iPod so I can listen to them while I'm in the subway.
I just got laid off from my job this week, so I need the laughs.  Don't have a pity party for me, though,
I've got enough stashed away to tide me over until I find something new.
But I wanted to let you know I'm loving listening to the old shows - it's great stuff.

Have a good one,
-DB
 

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3 Palin Stylists Cost $165,000
 McCain has no idea how to spend money

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 Excerpt:
McCain spent more than $165,000 over nine weeks on a trio of stylists for Sarah Palin,
equivalent to what a Hollywood studio might invest in preparing an A-list actress for a
movie premiere or publicity campaign, other stylists said.

McCain used donor money for about $23,000 in additional charges from dozens of stores.
Palin said she had not authorized the purchases and was “appalled” at the amount of money spent.
 

...and she was sold to us as a "regular Mom" who happened to be governor.

If she had actually been what they pretended she was,
if she actually knew something about the issues,
if she could've been able to name a single newspaper she'd read,
if she hadn't introduced herself as a snarling, spiteful bitch,
we might've had a real problem on our hands but thankfully
her true colors shown thru and America rejected the bitch..
 

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 Subject: Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Bush
bastards had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead  body!'
while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it,
and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,
'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.
 

Thanks to FGBash
 

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More new stuff in the BartstoreHOT


GM, Ford - Won't Pledge to Buy American

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 Excerpt:
General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler were asking for $34 billion dollars to stay in business.
The three companies are now at the top of the corporate "dead pool," with a bankruptcy for
GM possible by the end of the year.  They appeared before the Senate Committee.

Sen Sherrod Brown:  "One of the concerns is that tax payer dollars will not be used to off shore
American supplier jobs ... I'd like just a yes or no on each of the three CEOs, for you to commit
to maintain or increase your US value added content ...if you receive taxpayer support that you will
increase (American) suppliers that you use if you'd commit to that if you receive tax dollars."

Richard Wagoner (GM):  "I have to look at the data...and respond to you if I could."

Alan Mulally (Ford):  'The vast majority of our research and development  is lead out of the
United States.  And we have no plans to change that.'
 
 

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 Subject: Gimme some twos by Mike the Dealer

Bart, awesome article........
Thanks Bart, and Mike.

We need more of this on bartcop.
And the side link shouldn't upset anyone who doesn't like the poker talk.

More More More
Hoosier Tim
We Went Blue
 

Once I was playing $5 poker in Vegas and looked down at a pair of twos.
The flop came K, Q, 2 which gave me a set, a real powerful hand.

One reason it's so powerful is because it looks like nothing

- winner

but it beats a pair of Kings AND a pair of Queens.

- loser

So I'm getting excited about possibly winning the hand, but the guy
in front of me bet $225, so I said, "I'll bet I have the winning hand,"
but I threw my cards away because I don't have that kind of money.

Sure enough, two pair won all those hundreds but I just couldn't play.
The two things that are keeping me from being a poker sensation are
a lack of money and a lack of balls.

I always wanted to play in the World Series of Poker, but odds are that
I wouldn't win (cough) and it costs $10,000 to enter the tourney - or so I thought.

I found out they have a "childrens" tournament with a $1500 buy-in and since my clock
is ticking faster than most people, I dream about scraping $1500 together to get in that
kid's tournament, but - did you hear what happened to Kate Hudson's brother, Oliver?

He paid $10,000 to get in last year's WSOP and on the very damn first hand,
he got tens full of aces, which is a great hand so he eventually went "all in."
Trouble is, Sammy Farha was at the same table and Sammy had aces full of tens
so when Hudson went all in, Sammy called him and took all of his chips.

The poor bastard's poker tournament was over in about 80 seconds (you gotts see this)
and he was history and so was his $10,000.  Poker can be cruel.
 

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Visit   The Beat Museum  in San Francisco

You might run into somebody


Prop 8 - The Musical

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Thanks to Jonathan


 Subject: Sexist BS

'I love Bart Cop -- but let's get real....the cutsie pic of Sarah Palin is sexist BS and you know it.
I hope I haven't worked my butt off for women's rights just to see my own damned party put the final nail in its coffin,

Stop the madness.
 Patsi in Nashville, TN
 

Patsi, stop the madness?
Perhaps you missed the point...

Palin wasn't chosen because she was qualified.

She was chosen because McCain needed a backwards caveperson
to try to charm the backwards cavepeople enough to come out and vote.

She was chosen because McCain holds women is such low regard that he thought
women would think all women are interchangeable and if they couldn't have Hillary
he would run with a vagina'd American to steal Hillary's votes.

She was chosen because McCain figured he was going to lose anyway and by 
picking Palin, he'd have a cute woman saying what a great hero he was for 90 days or so.

She was chosen because McCain knows a certain percentage of men will vote
for a pretty woman because a certain percentage of men think with their penises.

She's dumber than a bag of rocks and there's talk she may be the GOP's future
and you want the Tequila Treehouse to be nice to her and show her some respect?

Showing the GOP respect is not in my mission statement.
 

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Saw it on  headlines-youshouldknow.blogspot.com


'Washington Financed Al-Qaeda'

 worldreports.org
 

This "journalism" sucks so bad, I assume it was produced by the GOP
to make anyone who believes it seem like a nut or a laughing stock.

First, "Washington" is dead and could not have financed anything.

Second, if you're going to make a charge this explosive, you'd better put
a ton of nuts-and-bolts proof in the first paragraph, which they failed to do.
 

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Rove's dance partner gets "Meet the Whore" job
 NBC wants GOP-friendly David Gregory hosting that whorefest

 Link

 Excerpt:
NBC has settled on David Gregory to succeed the late Saint Tim Russert on "Meet the Whore."

During the last few weeks, NBC considered various right-leaning whores, and even contemplated multiple
anchors because filling Saint Timmy shoes was considered impossible. But NBC went with Gregory because
of his closeness to the GOP and that means they get the hard-right spin that NBC and GE Weapons need.

Karl Rove's dance partner has long been considered one of the top contenders for the post, mostly because
Tim the Screamer and Keith Olbermann went all in for Obama and NBC needs a Righty running that show.
 

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 Subject: My Saturn (GM) runs great

Hi Bart,

I own a 2000 Saturn wagon.  With regular maintenance, it has 157,000 miles on it.
The only thing that crapped out on it so far is the A/C, which essentially ran for 7 years.
Paint shines, car looks great.  It was garaged for half of its life, and is no longer garaged.

I love the car - although some of the details are very American car looking (ugly and bloated),
but it has taken great care of me over the years.  Gets 27 mpg on the highway.

That said...we still drive the Prius on long trips where we can fit all our stuff.
If I had it to do over, I would buy the Saturn again.

One American car that has suited me well over the years...there is hope.
 Tom
 

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 Subject: Why waste electric car money on GM?

Earlier this year Congress allocated 25 billion dollars to develop electric cars. 
But now Pelosi and Bush want to give that money to the very car makers who killed 
the electric car in the 1990s. So it looks like GM is going to kill the electric car again.

I think they should take the 25 billion and give it to Honda and Toyota, who also 
build cars in America, so that they can buy out GM and build electric cars. 
America is in trouble and we need to invest in the future, not the past.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
 

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 Subject: scooter libby

Hi Bartman,

It doesn't matter what anyone who works for the CIA says about who is undercover or who isn't.
To qualify as undercover criteria must be met and not one in five but all five. At no time did she meet the criteria.
Obviously if she had been undercover Armitage ( D-buttplug ) would have been prosecuted.

What happened in Libbys case was that he attempted to rely on his excellent memory and failed to
remember who it was he spoke with years before. A good rule of thumb is to not talk to the feds
because even if you're guilty of nothing you could get screwed. There is also no law that says you
have to answer their questions. When dealing with people who can lock you up you can't go to far
wrong saying I will not answer any questions until I consult with an attorney. Remember that.
 Carson, won't allow my car to be searched either monkey.
 

But you lose your right to claim, "It was for national security" when you make these claims.
You can't say, "I wasn't there" and then change your defense to claim, "OK, but I didn't rape the girl."

You're denying that Bush & Cheney wanted Plame exposed.
You're denying that they wanted to punish Wilson for outing his wife.

Once you go down that road, it's all or nothing because you're giving up the
"We HAD to do what we did for national defense" card by making that false claim.

Your problem is you don't think like a crook.
You have no idea what these people are capable of.

Did you see Die Hard One?
The Goof tries to "handle" Alan Rickman.

Bruce Willis knows Rickman is a horribly cold serial killer, but The Goof
thinks he's dealing with some silly pushover and he paid for that mistake with his life.

You have no idea what kind of people you're dealing with here.
They've committed multiple Crimes of the Century and their ultimate fallback excuse
has to be, "We did what we thought we had to do to save the United States of America."

By claiming that, they get the ultra-right patriots, the military and the whore press on their side
and that combination can excuse any series of crimes that proves slightly less evil than the Holocaust.

All the Bush bastards have to do is come out of this smelling less worse than Hitler and they get to
walk away as free men so don't give me this "They didn't know" horseshit because it insults my IQ of 64.

I see this shit clearer than Lake Concha, but sometimes I feel like a party of one.
 

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 Subject: Carson the Monkey

Hey Bart ~

Carson, the patience on trial monkey said Valerie Plame was outed by a DEMOCRAT, Richard Armitage.
If that scumbag, who served under Reagan, Bush and Bush, and was up to his neck in the Iran/Conra mess,
is a Democrat, then I'm a right wing monkey!
 Suzanne the pillar
 

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 Subject: Boooosh magnet

Bart, I wanted to thank you for sending the magnet and stickers in the mail. 

(Half of reg size)

i really wanted the boosh magnet and was afraid they would be  gone before i could get my donation in.

joyce and i bought a new all black refrigerator last year and the magnet was perfect for it.

however, although she despises booosh as much as i do, she is refusing to let me put the magnet
on the new refrigerator. this is her wanting a "magnet free zone" in her kitchen.

i have put it on the refrigerator about a dozen times and she has removed it every time.
this may require "couple counseling."
your ohio pal, 
 philip


               Philip and his dog Blondie
 

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Larry Flynt is making a Sarah Palin porn movie

If explicit photos don't offend you,
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 Subject: Who do the complainers want in Obama's cabinet - Kerry?   Kucinich?

Yes, Kucinich!
That is who this complainer wants.
What is your slight against Kucinich?

*I* have nothing against Kucinich, other than he's considered an elf by the whore media.
Kucinich, much like Nader, speaks the intelligent truth, but their reputations preceed them.
Their ideas are good, but they can't be the primary carriers of the flag.

You lump him in with a capitulator like Kerry, on what rationale?

They were only lumped together in that they're two big names not yet onboard.
That was the question - who are the uber-leftists who Obama is shunning?

It seems you fight for the status quo, by bashing any chance to prevent reoccurrence of these past 8 yrs.

I don't get what you're saying.
I'm fighting with Obama and against the Obama-bashers.
How do I always seem to end up against the majority of Democrats?

If you believe that inviting the Liebermans back into the fold; so be it,

I hate Kissyface but I'm going to trust Obama until I have a hueueueueuge
reason not to so I'm backing Obama's decision to forgive that backstabbing ass.

...but lets get the 'change' we all agreed to vote for and not
another version of the same crimes with a different jersey on.
 Chu

How is obstructing Obama "getting the 'change' we all agreed to vote for?"
Why do you see Obama as "another version of the same crimes with a different jersey?"

Why is the Left blaming Obama for being practical?
What would it take to make you guys happy?

Obama should be applauded for dealing with the concrete facts in front of him
when some people want him to recreate the universe as "the way things ought to be."

After 8 years, we finally have a pragmatic president who can see reality.
I say we get behind him.
 

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I was at the Post Office Friday. 

The clerk asked if I had cats and I said, 
"Yes, how did you know?" and she pointed to THIS.



 Subject: Issues w/ Images on Bartcop

Bartimous,

I use a MAC and SAFARI and your website is not loading all of
its images anymore and has not been loading them for a few weeks.

Do the images show up on Internet Explorer?

FIREFOX does NOT seem to present the same issues.
So I ask could you please comment if any other MAC users are experiencing problems?
 Graham in Maine
 

I don't know enough about things to have an intelligent comment.
There are websites that, for me, IE won't read, so I use Mozilla for them.

Obviously all the images appear when I see bartcop - otherwise I'd fix the problem as I see it.
If other Mac users aren't seeing the images, I assume I would have heard from them.

Similarly, sometimes on a Friday I'll get e-mail saying, "Why haven't you posted anything this week?"
when, from my point of view, I see pages from Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Somebody smarter than me will have to figure out what's going on.
 

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This is another way a crashed economy helps the GOP.
Since nobody can find work, some are forced to turn to 
the military because they have no viable alternatives.

That's more bodies Bush can push into his meat grinder.


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I believe Hillary's cardboard cutout

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 Excerpt:
At the exact moment Jon Favreau is receiving high praise in pre-inaugural media puff pieces, 
the 27-year-old chief speechwriter for President-elect Barack Obama (not Jon Favreau, 
the Hollywood actor/ director) finds himself in a minor mess over a photo from a recent private party 
showing him groping the breast of a cardboard cutout of Hillary as an unnamed pal wearing an 
"Obama staff" T-shirt kisses and feeds her beer.

If you haven't seen it, imagine the early stages of the barroom rape scene of "The Accused" with 
Jodie Foster. Or think prosecutor Mike Nifong's graphic (though false) descriptions of the Duke 
lacrosse party. Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson danced to a similar tune at the 2004 Super Bowl.
Fraternities have been closed for less.
 

When I saw this picture, I did not think of a fabricated rape scene from a Jodie Foster movie. 

I did not think of Mike Nifong's false descriptions of the Duke lacrosse party or Justin Timberlake 
pulling Janet Jackson's top off at the 2004 Super Bowl.

I thought, "There's two drunk dudes messing around."

Who's leading the charge to screw this guy?
Why are Democrats always so eager to eat their own?
Do they really close fraternities for harmless pranks like this?

Sometimes I just don't want to be a Democrat anymore.
We are so ready to destroy ourselves it's a wonder we ever win anything.
 

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 Subject: your choice of hotties

Mage Heligenburger!!!!

A Hottie?

Stop with the jokes!!!!!
 awg
 

Dude, it it was a tribute to mature women.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?

If you're a teenager she probably looks like somebody's mom.
If you're 55, you probably think she looks pretty good.

If you're Dole or McCain, she probably looks like jailbait.

If you get real, real, real lucky, you might someday end up
sleeping with a woman in her forties, then fifties, then sixties, then seventies.

Meanwhile, I'll try to dig up some Miley Cyrus pictures for you - when she turns 18.
 

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 Subject: Marg H

Hey Bart,  I regularly attend most of the motion picture and television industry Awards shows
here in L.A.  I can't remember which one, but Marg Helgenberger was there at one of them one year.

Of all the beautiful, of the most beautiful  women in the world, Marg stood out heads above them all.
She's truly the Gretzky of beauty.  I was there.  I saw it.  Proof!

Thank you, Thank you, and Thanks!
 Kevin From West L.A.
 

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 Subject: Afters

Bart -- we can beat up Obama later.   I jest.
I'm as lefty as lefty comes. Obama's always been to my right.

But I have to tell you:
my spouse and I are watching him speak on the tube, introducing his economic team,
and I'm thinking, I love this man, and the spouse says aloud, "I love this man."
We've been married a long time for a reason.

Don't you just feel calmer when he's speaking? He's the rock.
That's why the three quarters of the population that's sane loves him.
Make of it what you will.   Maybe it won't last.   Probably it won't last.
Krist and Kris Kringle know I'm sick to death of our goddamn fatass politicians.

I was raised a Democrat, and I'm a grown up and I know the world's imperfect.
You can't eliminate corruption, you can only work to control it.
You can't eliminate incompetence, but you gotta try,
And you can't legilslate sanity or reason, but if you don't try, you have the present shitstorm.

And that's my sermon for the day. Amen.
And now, let's PARTY OUR ASSES OFF!!!!
JOY TO THE WORLD, OBAMA'S THE PREZ!
 TK
 

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