Slappy Tries
to Block Obama Presidency Thomas Forces Whore Court to Look at Obama
Citizenship Case Deranged Justice hates himself and Black people
that
much?
Excerpt: In a highly unusual move, Clarence Thomas has
asked his colleagues on the whore court
to consider the request of an East Brunswick,
N.J. attorney who has filed a lawsuit
challenging Obama’s status as a United States
citizen.
The high court’s premier moron is bringing the
matter to his colleagues as a result of the writ that
was filed by attorney Leo Donofrio. Donofrio
is contending that Obama was not qualified to be
on the New Jersey presidential ballot because
of Donofrio’s questions about Obama's citizenship.
Hey, Slappy the Moron, don't you have anything
else to do?
Surely there's a Coke can that needs some pubic
hair applied to it - right?
Excerpt: In a pattern typical of the preceding eight years,
major U.S. journalists are focusing on almost
everything else – not the lessons that should
be learned from Bush’s disastrous presidency.
An example was Tom Brokaw’s “Meet the Press” on
Sunday, which addressed
the financial and energy crises with nary a negative
word spoken about Bush.
It's the media's job to praise Bush and attack
Democrats. If they don't, Republicans will line up
ten deep to scream
"liberal media" and America's "journalists"
wil do anything to avoid that label.
Since the Democrats refuse to use similar tactics,
there's no outrage for journalists to fear - so
they end up playing for the GOP...
It was as if everyone else was responsible for
the nation’s troubles, from unions and auto executives
to Congress and Obama (for not providing immediate
answers). Just not the person who is still in
charge and who was chiefly responsible for taking
the United States from an era of peace, prosperity
and budget surpluses to the precipice of endless
war, economic devastation and national bankruptcy.
Part of the problem is the whores who decide what
gets broadcast are all millionaires.
Tom Brokaw gets maybe $10M a year to explain
to us which party has the better economic
programs Under the GOP, Brokaw might
make an extra million dollars because he's in the very top
tier of the tax brackets. Never mind that 50 million Americans would
be better off under a Democrat.
That's why many bloggers do a better, more honest job explaining the
news.
Unless you're Kos, you're not making a million dollars a month - there's
no bribes to accept.
Sidebar: Are we sure Bob Parry wrote this?
I couldn't find a single unfair slur against the Clintons in this whole
story.
I just finished my first listen to BCR 146.
Great job explaining the auto industry bailout.
Anyone with a brain in that industry should be
have able to know the secret to success
would be to build big cars that get good gas
mileage.
I understand that the auto industry is in bed
with the oil industry, and when you sleep with
(dirty) dogs you get fleas. However, if
we can send men to the moon using slide rules,
we should be able to build an SUV or mini van
that gets over 30 mpg.
Anyway, great analysis of the problem and the
(bad) solutions.
Tom in Clifton Park
Bart, thank you so much for the Bartcop Radio.
I download the shows and put them on my iPod
so I can listen to them while I'm in the subway.
I just got laid off from my job this week, so
I need the laughs. Don't have a pity party for me, though,
I've got enough stashed away to tide me over
until I find something new.
But I wanted to let you know I'm loving listening
to the old shows - it's great stuff.
Excerpt: McCain spent more than $165,000 over nine weeks
on a trio of stylists for Sarah Palin,
equivalent to what a Hollywood studio might invest
in preparing an A-list actress for a
movie premiere or publicity campaign, other stylists
said.
McCain used donor money for about $23,000 in additional
charges from dozens of stores.
Palin said she had not authorized the purchases
and was “appalled” at the amount of money spent.
...and she was sold to us as a "regular Mom" who happened to be governor.
If she had actually been what they pretended she was,
if she actually knew something about the issues,
if she could've been able to name a single newspaper she'd read,
if she hadn't introduced herself as a snarling, spiteful bitch,
we might've had a real problem on our hands but thankfully
her true colors shown thru and America rejected the bitch..
Subject: Doctors' Opinion
of Financial Bail Out Package
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling
about it, but the Neurologists thought the Bush
bastards had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians
felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'
while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
the Radiologists could see right through it,
and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,
'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold
water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was
a gas,
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision
up to some assholes in Washington.
Excerpt: General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler were asking
for $34 billion dollars to stay in business.
The three companies are now at the top of the
corporate "dead pool," with a bankruptcy for
GM possible by the end of the year. They
appeared before the Senate Committee.
Sen Sherrod Brown: "One of the concerns
is that tax payer dollars will not be used to off shore
American supplier jobs ... I'd like just a yes
or no on each of the three CEOs, for you to commit
to maintain or increase your US value added content
...if you receive taxpayer support that you will
increase (American) suppliers that you use if
you'd commit to that if you receive tax dollars."
Richard Wagoner (GM): "I have to look at
the data...and respond to you if I could."
Alan Mulally (Ford): 'The vast majority
of our research and development is lead out of the
United States. And we have no plans to
change that.'
We need more of this on bartcop.
And the side link shouldn't upset anyone who
doesn't like the poker talk.
More More More
Hoosier Tim
We Went Blue
Once I was playing $5 poker in Vegas and looked down at a pair of twos.
The flop came K, Q, 2 which gave me a set, a real powerful hand.
One reason it's so powerful is because it looks like nothing
- winner
but it beats a pair of Kings AND a pair of Queens.
- loser
So I'm getting excited about possibly winning the hand, but the guy
in front of me bet $225,
so I said, "I'll bet I have the winning hand," but I threw my cards away because I don't have that kind of money.
Sure enough, two pair won all those hundreds but I just couldn't play.
The two things that are keeping me from being a poker sensation are
a lack of money and a lack of balls.
I always wanted to play in the World Series of Poker, but odds are that
I wouldn't win (cough) and it costs $10,000 to enter the tourney -
or so I thought.
I found out they have a "childrens" tournament with a $1500 buy-in and
since my clock
is ticking faster than most people, I dream about scraping $1500 together
to get in that
kid's tournament, but - did you hear what happened to Kate Hudson's
brother, Oliver?
He paid $10,000 to get in last year's WSOP and on the very damn first
hand,
he got tens full of aces, which is a great hand so he eventually
went "all in." Trouble is, Sammy Farha was at the same table and Sammy had aces
full of tens so when Hudson went all in, Sammy called him and took all of his chips.
'I love Bart Cop -- but let's get real....the
cutsie pic of Sarah Palin is sexist BS and you know it.
I hope I haven't worked my butt off for women's
rights just to see my own damned party put the final nail in its coffin,
Stop the madness.
Patsi in Nashville, TN
Patsi, stop the madness?
Perhaps you missed the point...
Palin wasn't chosen because she was qualified.
She was chosen because McCain needed a backwards caveperson
to try to charm the backwards cavepeople enough to come out and vote.
She was chosen because McCain holds women is such low regard that he
thought
women would think all women are interchangeable and if they couldn't
have Hillary
he would run with a vagina'd American to steal Hillary's votes.
She was chosen because McCain figured he was going to lose anyway and
by
picking Palin, he'd have a cute woman saying what a great hero he was
for 90 days or so.
She was chosen because McCain knows a certain percentage of men will
vote
for a pretty woman because a certain percentage of men think with their
penises.
She's dumber than a bag of rocks and there's talk she may be the GOP's
future
and you want the Tequila Treehouse to be nice to her and show her some
respect?
Showing the GOP respect is not in my mission statement.
This "journalism" sucks so bad, I assume it was
produced by the GOP
to make anyone who believes it seem like a nut
or a laughing stock.
First, "Washington" is dead and could not have
financed anything.
Second, if you're going to make a charge this
explosive, you'd better put
a ton of nuts-and-bolts proof in the first paragraph,
which they failed to do.
Excerpt: NBC has settled on David Gregory to succeed the
late Saint Tim Russert on "Meet the Whore."
During the last few weeks, NBC considered various
right-leaning whores, and even contemplated multiple
anchors because filling Saint Timmy shoes was
considered impossible. But NBC went with Gregory because
of his closeness to the GOP and that means they
get the hard-right spin that NBC and GE Weapons need.
Karl Rove's dance partner has long been considered
one of the top contenders for the post, mostly because
Tim the Screamer and Keith Olbermann went all
in for Obama and NBC needs a Righty running that show.
I own a 2000 Saturn wagon. With regular
maintenance, it has 157,000 miles on it.
The only thing that crapped out on it so far
is the A/C, which essentially ran for 7 years.
Paint shines, car looks great. It was garaged
for half of its life, and is no longer garaged.
I love the car - although some of the details
are very American car looking (ugly and bloated),
but it has taken great care of me over the years.
Gets 27 mpg on the highway.
That said...we still drive the Prius on long trips
where we can fit all our stuff.
If I had it to do over, I would buy the Saturn
again.
One American car that has suited me well over
the years...there is hope.
Tom
Earlier this year Congress allocated 25 billion
dollars to develop electric cars.
But now Pelosi and Bush want to give that money
to the very car makers who killed
the electric car in the 1990s. So it looks like
GM is going to kill the electric car again.
I think they should take the 25 billion and give
it to Honda and Toyota, who also
build cars in America, so that they can buy out
GM and build electric cars.
America is in trouble and we need to invest in
the future, not the past.
It doesn't matter what anyone who works for the
CIA says about who is undercover or who isn't.
To qualify as undercover criteria must be met
and not one in five but all five. At no time did she meet the criteria.
Obviously if she had been undercover Armitage
( D-buttplug ) would have been prosecuted.
What happened in Libbys case was that he attempted
to rely on his excellent memory and failed to
remember who it was he spoke with years before.
A good rule of thumb is to not talk to the feds
because even if you're guilty of nothing you
could get screwed. There is also no law that says you
have to answer their questions. When dealing
with people who can lock you up you can't go to far
wrong saying I will not answer any questions
until I consult with an attorney. Remember that.
Carson, won't allow my car to be searched
either monkey.
But you lose your right to claim, "It was for national security" when
you make these claims.
You can't say, "I wasn't there" and then change your defense to claim,
"OK, but I didn't rape the girl."
You're denying that Bush & Cheney wanted Plame exposed.
You're denying that they wanted to punish Wilson for outing his wife.
Once you go down that road, it's all or nothing because you're giving
up the
"We HAD to do what we did for national defense" card by making that
false claim.
Your problem is you don't think like a crook.
You have no idea what these people are capable of.
Did you see Die Hard One?
The Goof tries to "handle" Alan Rickman.
Bruce Willis knows Rickman is a horribly cold serial killer,
but The Goof
thinks he's dealing with some silly pushover and he paid for that mistake
with his life.
You have no idea what kind of people you're dealing with here.
They've committed multiple Crimes of the Century and their ultimate
fallback excuse
has to be, "We did what we thought we had to do to save the
United States of America."
By claiming that, they get the ultra-right patriots, the military and
the whore press on their side
and that combination can excuse any series of crimes that proves slightly
less evil than the Holocaust.
All the Bush bastards have to do is come out of this smelling less worse
than Hitler and they get to
walk away as free men so don't give me this "They didn't know" horseshit
because it insults my IQ of 64.
I see this shit clearer than Lake Concha, but sometimes I feel like
a party of one.
Carson, the patience on trial monkey said Valerie
Plame was outed by a DEMOCRAT, Richard Armitage.
If that scumbag, who served under Reagan, Bush
and Bush, and was up to his neck in the Iran/Conra mess,
is a Democrat, then I'm a right wing monkey!
Suzanne the pillar
Bart, I wanted to thank you for sending the magnet
and stickers in the mail.
(Half of reg size)
i really wanted the boosh magnet and was afraid
they would be gone before i could get my donation in.
joyce and i bought a new all black refrigerator
last year and the magnet was perfect for it.
however, although she despises booosh as much
as i do, she is refusing to let me put the magnet
on the new refrigerator. this is her wanting
a "magnet free zone" in her kitchen.
i have put it on the refrigerator about a dozen
times and she has removed it every time.
this may require "couple counseling."
your ohio pal,
philip
Subject: Who do the complainers
want in Obama's cabinet - Kerry? Kucinich?
Yes, Kucinich!
That is who this complainer wants.
What is your slight against Kucinich?
*I* have nothing against Kucinich, other than
he's considered an elf by the whore media.
Kucinich, much like Nader, speaks the intelligent
truth, but their reputations preceed them.
Their ideas are good, but they can't be the primary
carriers of the flag.
You lump him in with a capitulator like Kerry,
on what rationale?
They were only lumped together in that they're
two big names not yet onboard.
That was the question - who are the uber-leftists
who Obama is shunning?
It seems you fight for the status quo, by bashing
any chance to prevent reoccurrence of these past 8 yrs.
I don't get what you're saying.
I'm fighting with Obama and against
the Obama-bashers.
How do I always seem to end up against the majority
of Democrats?
If you believe that inviting the Liebermans back
into the fold; so be it,
I hate Kissyface but I'm going to trust Obama until I have a hueueueueuge reason not to so I'm backing Obama's decision to forgive that backstabbing
ass.
...but lets get the 'change' we all agreed to
vote for and not
another version of the same crimes with a different
jersey on.
Chu
How is obstructing Obama "getting the 'change'
we all agreed to vote for?" Why do you see Obama as "another version of
the same crimes with a different jersey?"
Why is the Left blaming Obama for being practical?
What would it take to make you guys happy?
Obama should be applauded for dealing with the concrete facts in front
of him
when some people want him to recreate the universe as "the way things
ought to be."
After 8 years, we finally have a pragmatic president who can see reality.
I say we get behind him.
The clerk asked if I had cats and I said,
"Yes, how did you know?" and she pointed to THIS.
Subject: Issues w/ Images
on Bartcop
Bartimous,
I use a MAC and SAFARI and your website is not
loading all of
its images anymore and has not been loading them
for a few weeks.
Do the images show up on Internet Explorer?
FIREFOX does NOT seem to present the same issues.
So I ask could you please comment if any other
MAC users are experiencing problems?
Graham in Maine
I don't know enough about things to have an intelligent
comment.
There are websites that, for me, IE won't read,
so I use Mozilla for them.
Obviously all the images appear when I see bartcop - otherwise I'd fix
the problem as I see it.
If other Mac users aren't seeing the images, I assume I would have
heard from them.
Similarly, sometimes on a Friday I'll get e-mail saying, "Why
haven't you posted anything this week?" when, from my point of view, I see pages from Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
and Thursday.
Somebody smarter than me will have to figure out what's going on.
This is another way a crashed economy helps the GOP.
Since nobody can find work, some are forced to turn to
the military because they have no viable alternatives.
That's more bodies Bush can push into his meat grinder.
What if we could guarantee
that dozens of good Democrats will see your banner for just $65?
Excerpt: At the exact moment Jon Favreau is receiving
high praise in pre-inaugural media puff pieces,
the 27-year-old chief speechwriter for President-elect
Barack Obama (not Jon Favreau,
the Hollywood actor/ director) finds himself
in a minor mess over a photo from a recent private party
showing him groping the breast of a cardboard
cutout of Hillary as an unnamed pal wearing an
"Obama staff" T-shirt kisses and feeds her beer.
If you haven't seen it, imagine the early stages
of the barroom rape scene of "The Accused" with
Jodie Foster. Or think prosecutor Mike Nifong's
graphic (though false) descriptions of the Duke
lacrosse party. Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson
danced to a similar tune at the 2004 Super Bowl.
Fraternities have been closed for less.
When I saw this picture, I did not
think of a fabricated rape scene from a Jodie Foster movie.
I did not think of Mike Nifong's
false descriptions of the Duke lacrosse party or Justin Timberlake
pulling Janet Jackson's top off at the 2004 Super
Bowl.
I thought, "There's
two drunk dudes messing around."
Who's leading the charge to screw this guy?
Why are Democrats always so eager to eat their
own?
Do they really close fraternities for harmless
pranks like this?
Sometimes I just don't want to be a Democrat anymore.
We are so ready to destroy ourselves it's a wonder we ever win anything.
Hey Bart, I regularly attend most of the
motion picture and television industry Awards shows
here in L.A. I can't remember which one,
but Marg Helgenberger was there at one of them one year.
Of all the beautiful, of the most beautiful
women in the world, Marg stood out heads above them all.
She's truly the Gretzky of beauty. I was
there. I saw it. Proof!
Thank you, Thank you, and Thanks!
Kevin From West L.A.
Bart -- we can beat up Obama later.
I jest.
I'm as lefty as lefty comes. Obama's always been
to my right.
But I have to tell you:
my spouse and I are watching him speak on the
tube, introducing his economic team,
and I'm thinking, I love this man, and the spouse
says aloud, "I love this man."
We've been married a long time for a reason.
Don't you just feel calmer when he's speaking?
He's the rock.
That's why the three quarters of the population
that's sane loves him.
Make of it what you will. Maybe it
won't last. Probably it won't last.
Krist and Kris Kringle know I'm sick to death
of our goddamn fatass politicians.
I was raised a Democrat, and I'm a grown up and
I know the world's imperfect.
You can't eliminate corruption, you can only
work to control it.
You can't eliminate incompetence, but you gotta
try,
And you can't legilslate sanity or reason, but
if you don't try, you have the present shitstorm.
And that's my sermon for the day. Amen.
And now, let's PARTY OUR ASSES OFF!!!!
JOY TO THE WORLD, OBAMA'S THE PREZ!
TK
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