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Weekend-Tuesday    Dec 27-30, 2008 Vol 2265 - Moose Stew 

Quote of the Day

"I don't really feel like I need to respond 
  to people that view it that way." 
      --  Pickles, on the vast majority of Americans
           who think Bush is the worst president ever,   Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Bush kills 73K Businesses 
Arrow Palin's grand-chupacabra HOT
Arrow Slavery comes full circle HOT
Arrow Bush - drowned by Katrina 
Arrow Rush, the Magic Negro HOT
Arrow Top 10 things we want 
Arrow 'Credit Crunch' a Myth
Arrow Catfight: Beyonce vs Janet 




No Controversy Here



"I have not heard it but I've heard of it. I confess that I don't listen to Rush on a daily basis. 
  On the other hand, I'm not one of these people who, who takes myself so seriously that I get 
  offended by every comment made about me. What Rush does is entertainment, and I don't 
  mind folks poking fun at me. That's part of the job."
    --  Obama on Rush's "Magic Negro" song,   Link

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Ted Bundy killed 35 people.

Bush has killed over 100,000 people.

Bush Kills Another 73,000 Businesses


Retailers face a wave of store closings, bankruptcies and takeovers starting next month 
as holiday sales are shaping up to be the worst in 40 years.

Retailers may close 73,000 stores in the first half of 2009, experts say.  Experts predict
148,000 stores will shut down in 2008, the largest number since 151,000 closings in 2001,

You have to remember one thing:  When the whore media says, "The worst since" 
and then they give a year, ask yourself who was president at the time.

"The worst since 2001" - that would be Bush the WPE.
"The worst since 1992" - that would be Bush the Smarter.
"The worst since 1982" - that would be Reagan the rapist.

When they talk about the economy,. they NEVER compare Bush to Clinton
because he'd look bad and it's the job of our whore press to degrade Clinton
while praising the Bush bastards.

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You can still hate Bush even 
if you're too young to talk.

Palin's daughter has Chupacabra
 She got knocked up by a local thug


The daughter of  Sarah Palin has given birth to a male chupacabra.

Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Keshawn Flapjack Johnston on Saturday. 
He weighed 22 pounds, 4 ounces.  Bristol's grand-aunt said "the chupe and Bristol done well."

The father is either Rush Limbaugh, Karl Rove or Levi Johnston, a local meth-head 
whose mother was busted for Oxycontin last week.

Palin charmed Rethugs on the first day of NaziCon 2008, 

by claiming that her unwed daughter was "in a family way." 
Palin promised her daughter "and the young man" would get married
but that was during the campaign so she can't be held to it.

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"Even an emerging crisis in the Middle East has not drawn Bush from his final vacation 
  before leaving office.  We have yet to learn anything more about what is keeping the 
  commander in chief busy, though one can assume there is brush to be cleared, trails to 
  be biked, and perhaps even fish to be caught." 
      -- Kirit Radia, on Bush sipping lemonade while people are dying,  Link

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 Subject: New Book on BFEE

Dear Bart:
I am reading a new book about the BFEE by journalist Russ Baker called “Family of Secrets.” 
It is copywrited in 2009 and available at Barnes and Noble. 
I doubt you will see any mention of it in the whore media.

It lays out the secret history of the BFEE, from Prescott’s trading with Hitler, to their masterminding 
of the JFK assassination, to their organizing of the Watergate break-in for the purpose of framing Nixon, 
to the treason known as the October Surprise, to the Iran/Contra Scandal, to the BCCI scandal and 
many events in-between.  That is as far as I have gotten. 

This could easily be the most important book ever written.  While it includes much information I knew 
from my own research, it adds plenty of new evidence and facts.  It proves that Poppy was in Dallas 
the night before and the morning of 11-22-63.  He then flew a private plane to Tyler Texas where he 
filed a phony FBI report to establish an alibi, should one ever be needed, and then flew back to Dallas 
in the pm of 11-22-63. 

It proves that Poppy was not only working for the CIA in 1963, but was working for them since at 
least 1953.  It shows how the BFEE phonied up W’s military record starting from the time he joined 
the Texas National Guard.  It shows how it took them 3 generations to complete Prescott’s goal of 
undoing Roosevelt’s New Deal.  It covers the BFEE’s ties to the Saudi’s and the bin-Ladin family. 

Please buy and read this book.  Please tell your readers about it. 
The whore media is already talking in unison about how Bush wasn’t 
that bad and how he kept us safe from terrorism since 9-11. 

Here is a link:




People need to read this book!
 Jim W

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Slavery's story turns full circle


When Obama takes the oath of office at the US Capitol, the first African-American to become 
president will be standing amid stonework laid by slaves more than two centuries ago. He will 
appear before a crowd massed on the Mall, where slaves were once held in pens, ready for auction. 
He will end his inauguration route at the White House, where the foundations were laid by slaves, 
and where eight presidents held blacks as their human property.

At nearly every turn of Obama's march to history, the thread that deeply intertwines the founding 
of the nation with its great stain, slavery, will be evident. Yet for all the attention on Obama's racial 
breakthrough, the full story of slavery in the nation's capital remains beneath the surface.

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"His father was a great athlete, a great student, a war hero, went into the oil business 
  and made a lot of money and then succeeded in politics. Bush tried to emulate him and failed." 
     -- Jacob Weisberg,   Link

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The first picture of Bristol Palin's son has arrived.

see more at  whatnowtoons.com

 Subject: RE: Obama's problems at the hands of Democrats

Bart -

I kept my word, voting for Obama since he was the Democratic nominee. 
I've left this chicken-shit party for good, though. 
I'll support the Democrats when they do the right thing and I'll support the GOP when 
THEY do the right thing (I'm your age, and I don't think I'll see that again in their lifetime). 

People are giving you too much crap for supporting Obama - don't they understand
he's the only President we've got?  Even while that Handjob Bush is still in the White House?

Let's give him a chance - see how he governs.  There will be plenty of time for recriminations in, 
say, three years or so.  And I still say, he CAN'T be worse than Chimpy McWarhardon, can he? 
Let's see THAT bastard go to jail.

Keep swinging that hammer - I trust you that you know who and what needs to be hit.
 Mike in Des Moines

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More new stuff in the BartstoreHOT

Bush - drowned by Katrina


Katrina not only pulverized the Gulf Coast in 2005, it knocked the bully pulpit out from under Bush, 
according to two advisers who spoke candidly about the political impact of Bush's massive Katrina bungle.

"Katrina to me was the tipping point," said Matthew Dowd, Bush's pollster. "The president broke his bond 
with the public. Once that bond was broken, he no longer had the capacity to talk to the American public. 
State of the Union addresses? It didn't matter. Legislative initiatives? It didn't matter. P.R.? It didn't matter. 
Travel? It didn't matter."

Dan Bartlett, counselor to the president, said: "Politically, it was the final nail in the coffin." 

But they've never explained what happened.
The Bush bastards just sat there and watched TV instead of sending help.

Each time they fucked up or got caught, the Bush bastards and their whore media said,
"This is no time to play the blame game" and then the media moved on and the Democrats
were gutless wimps who were afraid to take on a loser with a 27% approval rating.

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 Subject: Bob Herbert - Angry

"When Bush officially takes his leave in three weeks (in reality, he checked out long ago), most Americans 
will be content to sigh good riddance. I disagree. I don’t think he should be allowed to slip quietly out of town. 
There should be a great hue and cry — a loud, collective angry howl, demonstrations with signs and bullhorns 
and fiery speeches — over the damage he’s done to this country."


Personally, I disagree with Mr. Herbert. I think Bush should be placed under house arrest, like Bernie Madoff, 
and have an ankle bracelet welded on until his deeds and misdeeds have been thoroughly investigated and exposed. 
Same goes for Cheney, Rove, and the rest of Bush's gang. Yank their passports, freeze their assets, and cuff 'em, Danno.
 Joanne from Wisconsin

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Popularity Quotes

"I don't have any idea. I don't follow the polls." 
     -- Dick Cheney, asked why he's so unpopular,   Link

"He knows the reason for the hatred, but in reality, Dick doesn’t give a sh*t. 
  His net worth has gone from approx. $29 mil in 2000 to what in 2008?  $200 million?" 
     -- trollsbwild,    Link

 Cheney's private army stole $600 million oil dollars per day for five years.
 He has a lot more money than $200 million dollars.

"Thieves care little about who they are stealing from. War Criminals, even less." 
   -- Buckie Boy,   Link


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 Subject: More on Rick Warren

Bart, you wrote:

> The world is never going to be perfect. Our president is going to make mistakes.
> We can always find things to complain about, but we're getting ready to watch
> the Bush bastards leave and I'm going to give the man who beat them a break. 

Bart, that pink tutu looks awful on you.

I've never understood the kool kids.
All thru 2008, the kool kids said, "Obama is God."

Now that he's won, the kool kids hate him.

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Marty's Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

Peter, Paul, Mary, and Rush Limbaugh
 by Michael Dare


Republicans are being raked over the coals for a CD called We Hate the USA, which, like Team America
lampoons liberals with such songs as Barack, the Magic Negro. As usual, the entire concept of satire is at stake.

Peter Yarrow, who wrote Puff, the Magic Dragon, the song satirized in Barack, the Magic Negro, says 
"Obama is the President-Elect, and this song insults the office of the Presidency, the people who voted for him."

Oh really? I can't use a children's song to make fun of the president? A gracious but heartfelt fuck you. 
I'll use Frère Jacques and Brahms' Lullaby to make fun of the president if I want to, and there's nothing 
Peter Yarrow, Brahms, or the legal representatives of the Jacques estate can do about it.

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"What’s lower than an F? An F minus? That’s what the Bush’s foreign policy deserves. 
  Bush has ruined America domestically and in the eyes of the world. And what’s worse is 
  they didn’t do it because they were incompetent - they did it because they’re corrupt and 
  greedy and malicious." 
    -- 1st Republic 14th Star,  Link

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 Subject: Thanks Bart


You have been right-on about some people's issues with Obama.  I think Obama has made some 
intelligent decisions thus far and he is trying to bring all Americans to the table and not just the left fringe. 
It will be so refreshing to have intelligent people making important  decisions. 

I was once a hard lefty idealist, but these days I just want America to function again, be at peace, 
with a strong a economy and a green future. The one thing about the left is that we are so  passionate 
about so many different issues. Obama won't be able to please everyone. But I hope everyone remembers 
what we just had for  the last eight years. It is a miracle that we have broken free from the Bush years 
and had a fair election. I actually believe in our  democracy again.

I have been reading your blog since before there were blogs. 
After reading a number of news and political sites 
I always come back to  your site for some reality and a laugh.
 Russ in Oregon

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 Subject: Dave's Top Ten Things Overheard At The Bush Family Christmas

10. "Condi's gooned on egg nog - mission accomplished"
9. "It was nice of the White House to hire Sarah Palin to work the coat check"
8. "When all is said and done, history will show that this get-together sucked"
7. "Cheney's stopping by - charge the defibrillator"
6. "Please don't spoil this occasion by talking about the economy, climate change, 
     Iraq, Afghanistan, collapse of the Republican Party, or approval ratings"
5. "He's spent three-and-a-half hours trying to pronounce 'Chanukah'"
4. "The Ghost of Christmas Past is here to remind us how great things were under Clinton"
3. "Why is Barack Obama moving his stuff into the Oval Office?"
2. "The red cheeks. The huge belly - Al Gore's here!"
1. "What do you get for the guy who's wrecked everything?"

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Top 10 things Americans want 
 But Nancy Pelosi refuses to listen


10. Marijuana Decriminalization
9. Universal Health Care
8. Stricter Campaign Finance Laws
7. Equal Aid to Palestinians and Israelis
6. Reducing Military Spending.
5. Increased Social Spending
4. Acceptance of the Kyoto Protocol.
3. A Diplomatic Solution with Iran
2. Troops out of Iraq
1. Impeach that Bush bastard.

"We don't care what you want.
  I'm super-rich and the little people mean nothing to me."

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The world is throwing a Goodbye Bush party

 Subject: Bristol Palin's baby

Bristol Palin had her baby yesterday. 

Word has it there are three wise (sic) Republicans 
trudging up the Alcan highway at this moment, bearing gifts. 

 ha ha

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 Subject: Happy Holidays!

Hey there Bart!

I just wanted to send you and the crew at Bartcop.com and at Casa de Bart
my best wishes for a fantastic holiday season and my best for an outstanding 2009!
Just to let you know that there are many good people out there, I've got a quick story for you:

Some asshole stole my dog and kept her for four months, but after persistent posting on the Internet,
having bootleg signs made and posted on the freeways, a local businessman donated a billboard,
sent out postcards to the dognapper's neighbors, and a local merchant donated shirts with my dog's
picture on it--with the name and address of the dognapping asshole on the front-- distributed to
establishments far and wide, she's home.

While this may sound trivial, I adopted my pup the day I buried my best friend, my Grandmother,
and named her in remembrance. She IS my family.  It is because of the kindness of strangers that
I have my pup back.

Good deeds and good samaritans are out there, they were just afraid to show themselves
during the Evil Butcher's Regime.  Now people feel free to act as they should.

So here's a pic of Bridget the Midget--in Pebble  Beach.
We both wish you a very wonderful holiday season.
 *sano and Bridget the Midget

Sano, thanks for that.

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'Credit Crunch' a Myth


Even as Bush's whore media continue to repeat the claim that credit has frozen up, evidence has emerged 
suggesting the entire story is wrong. There is something approaching a consensus that the Paulson Plan -- 
also known as the Troubled Asset Relief Program, or TARP -- was a boondoggle of an intervention that's 
flailed from one approach to the next, with little oversight and less effect on the financial meltdown.

But perhaps even more troubling than the ad hoc nature of its implementation is the suspicion that has 
recently emerged that TARP -- hundreds of billions of dollars worth so far -- was sold to Congress 
and the public based on a Big Lie.

They say those fat cats gave themselves $1.6 billion in bonuses with our money.

Plus, they're not loaning the money we bailed them out with.
They're using it to buy more banks.

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 Subject: Last minute Bush regulations

Bart, can you or someone out there help me? 
I don't understand what all the talking heads say about Bush's last minute regulations 
that are weakening the environment, letting truckers drive up to 14 hours a day, etc., etc. 

They say it could take years to undo all this crap. My question; why? 
Can't Obama issue executive orders to reverse all this?
 Jon in Ohio

Jon, no.
The Republicans have special powers and the Democrats don't.
Jim Inhofe can stop anything for any reason - and he often does.

But even when we have the White House and the Senate and the House
and a popular vote mandate in four of the last five elections (Thanks to Kerry the Quitter)
Jim Inhofe will continue to be the man in charge and I'm f-ing sick about it.

"I'm introducing legislation that
 makes it legal to hang a liberal!"

Actually, both sides have the same amount of power
but the scared bunny Democrats are afraid to use theirs.

      "Our job is to take impeachment off the table."

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How do you find out if someone was in the military?

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 Subject: Bruce Yurgil


Has Bruce Yurgil ever thought of putting all his cartoons into a book?
I love them but hard to access if I print or save them.
Think lots of readers would buy his book!
Or maybe there's one out there already?

Mary, I'll pass that along to him.
I think it'd make a great book.

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 Subject: The Pledge


I too, have a problem with "under God," but I have a bigger problem with pledging loyalty to the government.
I don't do loyalty oaths, and that's what the pledge is, a loyalty oath.  There is nothing remotely healthy about
United States citizens reciting loyalty oaths to the government.

It will lead, at worst, to blindly following the government, right or wrong, and at best, make the populace
look at the country cynically, much like myself.  I love this country.  I think the government is corrupt
and needs to have the whip cracked over it on a consistent basis.

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"Christmas is over. Isn’t it great? You don’t have to 
  see your family until next Thanksgiving."
    -- Craig Ferguson

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Moral Dilemma

What do you do when you find yourself in a situation that you didn't ask for
(That counts because if me and my meth head friend rob a liquor store
  and my meth head friend shoots the clerk, I kinda asked for that.)
...and you're faced with rules, laws and court orders that, in your opinion,
are preventing you from effectively protecting your family?

Do you obey the law or protect your family?

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 Subject: Rick Warren (R-Handjob)

Here's some background on Rick Warren courtesy of Rachel Maddow:

Rick Warren is a total handjob. 
He is a stealth handjob - making him even worse.

Obama's selection of him is inappropriate. Period.

NW Iowa Bureau Chief i

 Subject: Why I Still Support Obama After Warren Decision

Hi Bart,

As a gay man who was grown up in the Bible belt of Georgia, I have often encountered unreasonable 
hatred and unvoiced bigotry at work and elsewhere. I am now 50 years old.  As a younger man I would 
probably resent Obama's Warren choice but now I look at the big picture and the long term. 

Warren is going to give one prayer on one day. If Obama had appointed him to a cabinet position I would 
be concerned. As it is, though, I see no reason not to throw the religion-crazies a bone. It kind of puts a dent 
in their argument that Obama is too liberal or Muslim. Every good politician knows that governing is using the 
art of compromise to get most of what you want. If we are not willing to give Obama some latitude to maneuver
he will be trapped in one corner and be unable to obtain the most of what he wants for us. He will have to settle
for much less. He will have much going against him from the GOP, religion-nuts, neoconservatives and the 
whore media. I see no point in helping them out. 

I wanted Hillary but when Obama was nominated I put my support behind him. I even went out and voted 
against that slime ball Saxby Chambliss in the runoff in December hoping to add one more Democrat in the 
Senate to help Obama. It amazes me those that have been most vocal against Hillary and for Obama from 
the beginning would loose faith in him so soon.
 James in Savannah, GA

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 Subject: readers in Latvia

Hi Bart --

I'm happy to see Latvia is showing up more & more on your map of visitors.
Rezekne, Latvia is a beautiful region in the deep countryside here.
I've spent some wonderful weeks there when I can take a break in the summer.

You're welcome ...
I've been showing a LOT of people your website here for over five years now.
When Latvians see what you publish, many are shocked that there is someone
in the U.S. who is publishing such information, cartoons & commentary.

Most expect that Americans only watch Fox news and, sometimes, CNN.
  -- Geoff

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Cowboys lose, 44-6


Philadelphia extended Dallas’s familiar December swoon with a 44-6 rout. 
The triumph came for a flawed team that for an afternoon was flawless. 
And it was made sweeter because it came against the Dallas Cowboys.

Dallas (9-7), which had Super Bowl aspirations, goes home early and embarrassed. 
The Cowboys have lost six straight games to the Eagles in December and have lost 
every regular-season finale since 1999.

Is there a law that a former Cowboy must call every game?  Troy Acheman is always 
praising "the greatness" of the Cowboys, even when they're 41 f-ing points behind.

"They're the most talented team in football," Acheman said again and again.
The scoreboard is calling you a liar, Sparky.
How many concussions did you have, by the way?

And when Dallas plays an AFC team, that Moose guy (Darryl Johnston?)
is the one who tells us how great Dallas is - while they're losing by 30 points.

Watching a Cowboy game on TV is like watching FOX News.
No matter what your eyes tell you, the announcer says "Don't believe them."

Actually I was hoping Dallas would win last Sunday so I could 
hate them for another week, but they disappoint me every year.

Oh, and I'm sure Rush would say Philly quarterback Donovan McNabb 
"got lucky" because he's Black.

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New Years Eve

Robbie Knievel is jumping the all new Mirage Volcano in Las Vegas right after midnight,
Kathy Griffin is going to "F" with Anderson Cooper on CNN and the networks 
will have their usual shitty parties with their shitty musical guests.

No funeral songs, please?
Is that too much to ask?

It's New Years f-ing Eve, and it's supposed to be a party, but every year 
they invite losers like Coldplay to sing slow piano dirges that make me want to f-ing hurl.

Last New Years was saved by Miley Cyrus - swear to Koresh.
Of all the people they had on, she was the only professional performer.

She stood on top of some building in NY in that cold wind and she sang her ass off
while the "superstars" lip-synched and screwed up their canned, slow funeral songs.

Sidebar within a Sidebar:
That goes for Bruce, too.
He's playing this year's Super Bowl and it'd be nice if he didn't get up there and 
play a bunch of  lame-ass, accoustic Tom Joad ballads that also make me want to f-ing hurl.

I'm so old, I remember when New Years and the Super Bowl were parties, not wakes.

How bad a shape is show business in when we have to depend on Hannah Montana
to save the day because the super-rich rockers forgot how they made all their money?

It's called ROCK and roll, not snooze and roll and not weep and roll.

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Still reeling from the pressure.
It's not easy being funny at times like this.

Starting in 14 days, I gotta come up with $140 a day.
Christ, a cocaine habit would be easier to finance.

Anybody want to buy a used Rembrandt?

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I can put those expenses on my VISA card, but that means I gotta 
be able to come up with $5200 in 44 days or start paying finance charges.

...there's a reason why we didn't have kids.

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