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Wednesday-Monday    Dec 31-Jan 5, 2009 Vol 2266   8-year screw-up 

Quote of the Day

"I feel extra disgust for the people 
  who rationalized evil instead of the 
  ones who ordered and committed it."
      --  Atrios, on Reid & Pelosi?    Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Caroline not Inevitable 
Arrow A Bailout Year in Revue HOT
Arrow Goodbye, worst year ever HOT
Arrow Pickles - Steel Magnolias? 
Arrow The 2008 WTF? Awards HOT
Arrow Our Holy Senate 
Arrow Religion & Inauguration 
Arrow Keira Knightley's figure 



No Controversy Here



"Cheney became VP well before George Bush picked him and he began to manipulate things
  from that point on, knowing that he was going to be able to convince this guy to pick him,
  knowing that he was then going to be able to wade into the vacuums that existed around
  George Bush — personality vacuum, character vacuum, details vacuum, experience vacuum."
    --  Lawrence Wilkerson, Chief of Staff to traitor Colin Powell,   Link

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Caroline No Longer Inevitable


After a lifetime of being wooed by others, it seems clear that Caroline Kennedy is still struggling to sell herself. 
Interviews with more than a dozen people who have met or spoken with her in recent weeks as she zigzagged 
across the state reveal a fairly uniform portrait of the private Ms. Kennedy in her first turn as a very public woman. 
Most described her as courteous but reticent, unfailingly gracious but not exactly passionate. Her whirlwind intro-
duction has raised some doubts about her temperament and political hunger, in contrast to Hillary, who expressed 
her desire for the job in 2000 and how hard she was willing to work to get it.

I find it odd that after decades of being known as Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, 
she now points out that she never took his last name and that she's still 100% Kennedy.

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A Bailout Year in Revue
 by Dan Kurtzman


Worst photo op: Sarah Palin’s turkey pardoning fiasco. As David Letterman joked,
she can see Russia, but she can’t see what’s going on five feet behind her:

Least likely to sleepover in the Obama White House: Rev. Jesse Jackson, who was
caught on an open mic talking about pitching Barack Obama’s voice an octave higher.

Shortest fuse: McCain’s brother, Joe, who called 911 to complain about traffic.

Worst exit strategy: John Edwards, who, confronted about his former mistress,
fled into a bathroom and tried to hold the door shut.

Most brutal Palin insult: A McCain aide who described Palin's shopping spree as
“Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast.”

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"Whatever happened to McCain boasting about how he knew how to get bin Laden?
  Having lost the election, McCain apparently has decided to just sit pat with that
  curious secret -- is that his version of putting country first?
      -- theangryliberal,  Link

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 Subject: Palin's grand daughter

Hey Bart,
One day Sarah Palin's granddaughter will look back at her two grandmothers
and realize that the drug addict was the one with an actual sense of morality.

Keep at it,

 Subject: Palin's daughter's baby daddy


Rush is not the baby's father.  He is however very interested
in dating Levi's mother now that he knows a little bit more about her.
 Terry in Oswego

ha ha

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World says goodbye to worst year ever


Amid the jubilation and celebration of New Year's Eve, another feeling is present for many
as a super-shitty 2008 comes to a close: relief.

Randolph King, 63, of York, England, tried to forget his retirement fund losses as he sat
on a hill overlooking Sydney Harbor, awaiting the annual New Year's fireworks display.
"I'm looking forward to 2009 — because it can't get much worse," he said.

Facing the end of a year that saw Wall Street crash — taking the world's morale with them
— partygoers everywhere struggled to forget their troubles on what is typically a joyous night.

In the Philippines, President Arroyo spoke of hope for better days to come, while in Hong Kong,
some admitted they were too depressed over their monetary woes to join in the revelry.
And Malaysia opted against sponsoring any celebration at all.

Yes, the greedy Bush bastards have robbed the entire world into the poor house.

And the wimpy Democrats just stood there and watch him do it - like a dominated wife who 
turned her back and ignored the evidence while her husband raped their daughters for years.

"You're right, bart - we're gutless scumbags who
  thought of nothing but covering our own rich asses."

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"As my time in office comes to a close, I thank the American people for trusting me
with the Treasury which I have looted f-ing dry. It has been tremendous
fun stealing that and all the oil in Iraq, and together we have accomplished
a great deal. No, you get all the blame, "we" did nothing together. 
Among other things, we have advanced the cause of human freedom thru rendition 
and torture; we have crippledour military and greatly corrupted our nation's 
security; we have empowered parents to demand educational excellence for their children;
(They always had that power) and we have revolutionized the fight against poverty, 
corruption, (Did he say that with a straight face?) and the scourge of disease 
around the world. May God bless you, and may God continue to bless America."
     -- Der Fuhrer Monkey,   Link

God "blessed" us by sending your crooked ass to destroy Clinton's peace and surpluses.

America has no idea how many trillions of dollars we have in debt because you cooked 
the books by putting your Iraqi quagmire off the books.

The military is broken, the economy has crashed and America is hated around the globe.
Things are so bad, Osama bin Laden has a higher approval rating than you.

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 Subject: Obama like Bush?

So glad we have 'change' coming to our leadership - playing with their balls
while the world burns ... Bush disrespects the troops by golfing.  During the Gaza crisis,
Obama plays golf in Hawaii while staying silent on the Israeli attacks:   Link

TQuigly, what do you want Obama to do right now?
He's one of 100 senators - what should he do?
What can he do - besides interfere?

When you give a pass to obama for his words, actions, or lack of either, ask yourself,
would you give a pass to boosh for the same words, actions or lack of either?
If not, then don't give it to obama ...  simple

Technically, it's illegal for Obama to conduct foreign policy until he's sworn in.
Sure, the Bush bastards have always interfered when they were private citizens
but I guess Obama has more respect for the law than the Bush bastards.

It's not about "giving him a pass."
It's about having one president at a time.

I detect some Israeli-related insanity here - am I right?
I'm guessing you're wildly anti-Israel and that means you want Obama
to change the rules to accommodate your position on the evil Israelis.

Using your logic, why are YOU playing with YOUR balls while the world burns?
Why should YOU get a pass?

I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just holding up a mirror.

Also, in 15 days when Bush is gone (Worldwide cheers erupt!) do you want Bush
to comment on every decision Obama makes or should he, as a private citizen,
realize that we only have one president at a time?

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Pickles Bush - Steel Magnolias?


Pickles Bush has single-handedly restored the term, "lady," to the American vocabulary.
And she has done it with such rare aplomb that nary a soul seems to have even noticed,
which is precisely the way I'm convinced she planned it.

If you substitute "mindless Stepford wife" for "lady," I could agree with that.

After eight years of Hillary Clinton trying to act as an unelected co-President and leftist feminists
egging her on every step of the way, Pickles came on the scene as a refreshing respecter of the electorate,

OK, she's clumsily trying to say that Pickles has no ambition in life. Her idea of "public service" 
is baking cookies for her rat-brained husband while he decides which oil rich nations are worth 
sending soldiers to their early graves for, but WTF does "a refreshing respecter of the electorate"mean?

And you guys stole two elections to install your blood-thirsty monkey so how do you figure 
you're on some higher "respect the electorate" ground?  Your position makes no sense at all.

...content not to seize power that wasn't rightfully hers.  What could be more democratic than that?

How about "Every vote counts."
That's more democratic than anything you sons opf bitches stand for.
Unheralded by most, she is indeed a great lady."

Dude, Pickles Bush unheralded in droves.
People line up around the block to unherald Pickles.
Nobody respects her but other mindless Stepford wives.

Go read your Bible.
Read up on that "submit to men" crap you religio-wackos see in there
and then tell me why Pickles Bush should be respected.

If it turns out Pickles saved the world a few times by getting her moron husband to put down 
the launch code football when he was dead drunk, I'll say nice things about her.

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 Subject: Dead from Clinton

Heya Barto,

You claim Bush has killed over one hundred thousand and offer no source.

Perhaps several hundred thousands are dead at this point.
Who else but "The Decider" should we blame?

Bush said it was his job to make the big decisions
and our job was "to go about your business."

Wasn't it the leftist protesters in the nineties who claimed that
half a million Iraqis died from the Clintonian sanctions?
 Carson, Mayor of Monkeytown

Yes, but I think the question you're really asking is,
"Why does the radical Left hate the best president of the last 60 years?"
I'm convinced they hate him because he was a winner.

They don't hate Mondale, or Dukakis, or Kerry or Gore,
but they hate Clinton - probably more than the Republicans do.

Obama's now a winner - so the far Left will hate him, too.

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Tom R speaking for 3/4 of Americans
and probably about 95% of the world


"Al Franken is falsely declaring victory based on an artificial lead
  created on the back of the double counting of ballots.
   -- Sen John Cirnyn (R-TX) an expert on Minnesota politics,  Link

Cornyn and the Republicans are vowing to block Franken's seat in the senate.
Like always, they'll bark real loud and the Dems will cave in.

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 Subject: Palin's grandkid a chupacabra?

Hey Bart,
This little BOY didn't asked to be born into this shit !
Lay off of them OK ?????????

I doubt that newborn reads  bartcop.com

His stupid ass granny is more than enough for him to have to deal with ?
Lay off the kid PLEASE ?

Paris - that was a joke.  Humor, if you will. 

He's not really a chupacabra and odds are that family has never heard of bartcop.com 
so the only people who read that joke are the people who were supposed to laugh and move on.

You, however, chose to write three critical e-mails about that.
If my chupacanra humor is currently your biggest concern, you lead a very charmed life.

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Marty's Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

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Our Holy Senate
 by my good friend Alan Bisbort


The Democratic Party leadership in the U.S. Senate that may be the most ridiculous player in this Blago-drama. 
In particular, Harry Reid, the kind of gutless politician who makes people want to move to other countries.
Good Old Harry claims he will refuse to allow Burris to be seated. Harry Reid, of course, has his head so far up 
his ass on this one that he can see Russia better than Sarah Palin can from her boudoir. This is the same Harry Reid 
who dithered about for years rather than confront the criminal Bush Regime in any meaningful way. This is the same 
guy who allowed Joe Lieberman to make a mockery of his own party. This is the same guy...oh, never mind
...just thinking of Reid makes me too depressed to continue.

How did we get stuck with Reid and Pelosi?
We deserve better than those two losers.
We deserve better people than those self-serving Bush coddlers.

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"Is there anyone from this administration that is not a pathological LIAR?? I am so 
disgusted with this whole administration and 99% of these repug/fascist politicians. 
They just seem to think if they spew their bull shit loud and long enough that they can 
change reality. The Evil Empire ...it doesn't get any more evil than these thugs and liars."
    -- JoshuaLudd,   Link

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 Subject: Bruce Yurgil's book

If Bruce Yurgil ever gets that book published I'll be among the first  to buy; several copies, in fact, for gifts.
He is so brilliant.  You  just ran my favorite again: Wartime in Crawford.

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 Subject: Rick Warren

I think Obama's Warren choice should pay big dividends in the long run.
Obama will, indeed, be going over the budget with a scalpel wherein tons
of social programs will be the first to go.

So who will Obama expect to make up for the enormous cuts?
He'll look straight to conservative religious leaders who have the biggest
reach, i.e., the 4th largest church in the nation. Dear Dr. Warren....

The conservatives certainly condemn using government money to aid the less fortunate...
so I guess they'll be tithing aplenty when Warren issues the orders.

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Visit   The Beat Museum  in San Francisco

You might run into somebody

The 2008 WTF? Awards


THE GOP BIG (TENT?) PLANTATION AWARD goes to RNC candidate Chip Saltsman
who sent out a Christmas gift CD to committee members including the song “Barack the Magic Negro.”

 THE “I GOT A ROCKET IN MY POCKET” AWARD is bestowed upon CIA operatives in Afghanistan.
In an attempt to win the loyalty of grizzled warlords, the agents are giving them the gift of Viagra. In an effort
to win the loyalty of warlords’ wives, they are giving them running shoes and a six-hour head start.

THE “THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS” PRIZE goes to economics whiz Rush Limbaugh who, shortly
after the election, declared: “The Obama recession is in full swing, ladies and gentlemen. Stocks are dying,
which is a precursor of things to come. This is an Obama recession. Might turn into a depression.”

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 Subject: Different strokes

Oh, man. I nearly spewed my afternoon beer out my nose laughing at
"Tripp Keshawn Flapjack Johnston."   Too dang funny!!
And probably a name Bristol might have seriously considered!

Great, man, great. Thanks for a huge laugh.

Some people were terribly offended by that silliness.
Thanks for receiving that the way I intended.

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"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to
my service? For some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that
people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."
    -- Alberto Gonzales, whining about being seen as Bush's brainless flunkie,   Link

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 Subject: One more time....please stop the oinking

Sweet Jeezus I am sick of men trashing Sarah Palin's daughter.
I do believe feminism is dead and male "progressive" bloggers
have driven the final damned spike in its heart.
 Patsi in Nashville

Patsi, I can't speak for the others but *I* am in the humor business.

...did you really think she had a chupacabra?
I think most people knew right away it was a joke.

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 Subject: Question

Bart, you were the first and only to name the BFEE, and one of the very first to properly describe
the Bush gang as a fascist gang. Your extremely prescient rants and observations went nearly unheard
while most of the country slept at the wheel, or  was busy counting their all-so-important tax cuts.
(the ones they sold their souls and their votes for)   Thank You for being there!

My question to you today is: Have things gone better, as bad, or worse than you were privately
predicting back when Bush was on top and you were called a reactionary liberal fool? 

I thought Bush was a idiotic buffoon, which he is, but I had no idea the heartless son of a bitch
would just sit there and watch New Orleans drown or lie us into a never-ending quagmire for oil
that sold for as much as $145 a barrel FIVE YEARS after we invaded to get cheaper oil.
I thought Bush was a popcorn thief, like Blagojevich.  I had no idea he'd be another Hitler
with admittedly fewer victims.

Have things turned out better than you thought because of this past election and the hope it brings,
or have the Bush crimes hurt us more than you thought they would, more than what Obama can undo?

Obama is going to start with an almost-post-911 wave of sympathy. Like Bush on 9-12, 
Obama is going to have the world asking, "What can we do to help?" so there's no limit to 
the good he can do if he stays focused and if the Left doesn't destroy him first.

You often said you thought we would never get the GOP out of the White House.
If you believed that was so (like I did) that would mean that things turned out somewhat better.

He's not gone yet :).
There's still time to blow up New York which would allow Bush to declare Martial Law.
Maybe getting Reid & Pelosi onboard was Bush's greatest acheivement.
Bush will never be brought to justice with Reid & Pelosi blocking for him.

There have been very few opinions I respected through this horrible time, yours being #1.
Thanks again
 Tim W

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Did you know 30 million people are on food stamps?
That's 10%of our country - thanks to Bush's crimes
and Reid & Pelosi allowed that to happen.

Not even a nomination?


Back in the day, when there were only a few "blogs" on the Net,
we used to do real good on these web award things. Hard to remember
but it seems like we even won a catagory or two for a few years.

Now there's a gazillion blogs and it's hard to stand out in that big of a crowd.

You'd think we'd at least get a nomination - maybe Best Education Blog
or Best Religious Blog, but we scored like Der Monkey at a Geography Bee.

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Scarborough Gets Embarrassed

 Subject: Israel is not always right

I have a big problem with the assumption that Israel is always right - even when they are wrong.
Yes - Israel has a right to exist. But it has no more right to exist than that of any other country.
There is nothing at all special about Israel and they should not be treated differently than any other country.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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 Subject: Your Site


I am a long time reader, but until now, never a poster.
I have enjoyed your site tremendously over the years - and that is why I am writing today.
I have noticed for a long time that your posts are more and more infrequent.
I used to check your site daily so that I wouldn't miss anything.
Now I find that twice a week is sufficient, and sometimes even more than needed.

To those of us who consider Bartcop to be the antidote to right-wing hate sites and scream radio, this is disconcerting.
I know that you have to earn an existance and I am certain that Bartcop Radio is an integral part of that.
Still, your webpage is the birthing source of the whole operation.
To see it neglected on a regular basis is saddening.

You really should visit your roots more often.
A lot of us miss you.
 Bill in Pittsburgh

Bill, I am not on vacation.
Our fun and peaceful lives were hijacked on Dec 16th, Mrs. Bart's birthday.
We saved an old man's knife and now we're responsible for him.

Did you miss the day I explained that I was mired in a quagmire of judges, cops, 
private detectives ($125 an hour) appraisers, roofers, real estate agents, 
social workers, scumbag defense, movers, trips to court, insurance problems, 
mold experts, rented police ($25 an hour for two weeks) exhaustion, stock 
brokers, driving 4 hours per day,  below freezing temps, utilities being cut-off, 
hospital visits, more insurance problems, Ensure, lawyers, meth heads, bond 
hearings, freezing rain, locksmiths, storage containers here, storage containers 
there, stolen cars, oxycodone, stolen dogs w/ blackmail, surveillance cameras 
and negotiating a higher limit on my VISA card?

Trust me, I'd rather be conducting regular Treehouse business but we couldn't 
just let an old man freeze to death in a rat-infested meth house.  He put Mrs. Bart 
thru college - we are not going to turn our backs on him.

Added to that, we have to come up with $140 a day for the "assisted living" expenses.
We're trying to turn his assets into cash, but nobody's at work during the holidays 
so that effort couldn't even begin in ernest until today.

You don't know what you'll do until you're put under pressure
and this affair has turned out to be a hell of a tester.

Have you ever been under a lot of pressure, Bill?

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 Subject: Mike the Dealer

Hey Bart, does Mike have all his strategy tips etc... all in one place?
I'd love to read them if he does, very good insights.

Thanks hammer man,
 Mark in Waco

Maybe he'll see this and write in.

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"The core play in the GOP playbook for 44 years has been the magic negro playbook.
They don't have another play or another playbook. Whether it is Willie Horton, or
welfare queens and tax and spend, or the way they have dealt with immigration...
they don't have a play in their playbook that doesn't start with the exploitation of
racial divisions... They are going to have to reject 44 years of GOP politics in order
to have any chance in the 21st century America."
    -- Simon Rosenberg  Link

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Do Religion & Inauguration Mix?


A number of organizations want Obama's inauguration ceremony to leave out all references to God and religion. 
In a lawsuit filed Tuesday in Washington, the plaintiffs demand that the words "so help me God" not be added 
to the end of the president's oath of office. In addition, the lawsuit objects to plans for ministers to deliver an 
invocation and a benediction in which they may discuss God and religion.

An advance copy of the lawsuit was posted on a Web site by my good friend Michael Newdow, 

...a California doctor and lawyer who has filed similar and unsuccessful suits over inauguration ceremonies 
in 2001 and 2005. The new lawsuit says in part, "There can be no purpose for placing 'so help me God' 
in an oath or sponsoring prayers to God, other than promoting the particular point of view that God exists." 
Newdow said references to God during inauguration ceremonies violate the Constitution's ban on the 
establishment of religion.

The religio-handjobs want their particular brand of insanity to be the law of the land.

Why do we have "In God We Trust" on our money?   What good did it do?
There's no logical reason to invoke a non-existent Cloud Being when swearing to something.

"I swear on the Easter Bunny to tell the truth,"  makes some people feel better.

Religious insanity should be restricted like smoking:  It should only be legal inside your home 
and in designated areas where the crazies can't bother or harm us science and logic people
and it should be kept away from easily-influenced children..

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 Subject: Palin's New Grand daughter

I think we can all agree that it's good news that both mother and child are doing well yet
there remains this rancorous inquisitor screaming from the depths of my brain that begs in wonder
if the media (Sean Hannity in particular) would be in such panegyric adoration of the happy
occasion had it been say, Chelsea Clinton who had a baby out of wedlock.

Hannity the whore would've said, "It's because liberals have no morals."

That reminds me - back around 1995, I was listening to G. Gordon Liddy on Nazi radio.
Al Gore's son got a speeding ticket (I think) and Liddy was going on and on and on and on
about what horrible parents the Gore's must be for bringing up their kid with no values.

So I fired off a fax to him and said, "If brushes with the law indicate bad parenting,
what does it say about YOUR parents that you did hard time for seven felonies?"

He read my fax on the air and then laughed and said, "The two situations can't be compared."

Either brushes with the law indicate bad parenting or they don't.
Conserva-nazis like to pretend the rules don't apply to them.

Somehow, getting a speeding ticket IS proof of bad parenting
but doing time for seven felonies is not?

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"I think he has an achievement that is more from the bully pulpit than it is programmatic.
But if you look at No Child Left Behind, and if you look at AIDS in Africa and some of the
other initiatives, I think one thing he really believes in, which is he elevated the public imagination,
the public sensibility, the notion of every life being precious, every spirit being important."
       -- Mark Halperin,  Link

"Bush was known as the "Texecutioner" for his assembly line-like processing of death
penalty cases. Conservative estimates of Iraqi deaths as a result of his war fought for his
Oedipal complex with his daddy are over 100,000. How this shithead Halperin can claim
Bush's "notion that every life is precious" is laughable."
       -- jwf,    Link

 Bush, the Giggling murderer.
 He can't even talk about Texas death penalty cases without giggling.

 That's how he got that name.

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 Subject: help

Hi BC,  What happened that you've been hit with this huge debt? 
Or am I stepping out of line by asking?   Are these charges for your website? 

I'll try to send something, but it won't be much because we are in low income bracket 
& this is house/car insurances time.  Hope this gets straightened out soon whatever the problem.
Elizabeth (of Stonehenge)

Elizabeth, we adopted an 86-year old man with dementia from a meth house. 
It cost us about $8000 to secure his estate - which might eventually pay us back 
but right now it's a gamble that we weren't prepared for and never intended to take.

We can't walk away from him, but we also can't sacrifice her future to help him.

We should learn a lot in the next 2 weeks.
Hopefully we'll make it thru this.

We're on the road again today to see another lawyer.
Maybe he can show us a map on how to get out of this jungle.

If I had a dollar for everyone who wrote to compalin about 
that chupacabra joke - we'd have no financial troubles at all :)

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New Years Eve

Robbie Knievel jumped the Mirage Volcano - sort of.
The FOX Whores said if he lost power on the up-ramp,
he'd likely fall into the volcano but that wasn't really possible
because he took off and landed on the sidewalk in front of the volcano.
Still, it was exciting and I know it's real because nobody else does that.

As I feared, most of the night's music was painfully, lame funeral dirges.
It's New Year's f-ing Eve on the Worst Year Ever, so why can't 
Hollywood figure out that we want something that's fun and rocks?

Fall Out Boy actually had some up-tempo music - salutes (but no Chinaco) to them.
Lady Gaga was kinda beat-worthy, but the other acts pretty much blew donkey.
Why can't the networks understand that it's a damn party and not a wake?

I didn;t watch Dave Clark because I'd have a comment aboiut him and 
everybody hates it when I say stroke victims don't make the best TV hosts.

One channel had a Queen with Paul Rogers concert.
I was never a big Paul Rogers fan, but he looked great and sounded great
and if he gets Brian May onstage, that's a good thing for him to be doing.

Kathy Griffin on CNN was terribly funny taunting Anderson Cooper all night,
but the highlight of the evening had to be Zappa plays Zappa on PBS. 

Instead of playing Frank's most obscure songs, he played some songs 
we knew - so that was a lot of fun.  Look for some of that in BCR 148.

Last thing - and this really pissed me off - when the ball finally dropped
the whole country was treated to this:


Nothing against Toshiba or our Japanese friends,
but isn't shouting something in caps FIVE TIMES overkill?

Did Toshiba really sponsor the new year?
If they sponsored 2008, I want my money back.

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The torture never stops.

We woke up New Year's morning to find that Bart the Cat had died.
It wasn't a shock - he'd stopped eating recently and our vet, as always,
said there was nothing we could do to save him.

Vets - they're about as usefull as oncologists.

We'd like to think he died late Wednesday night because we're hoping this 
ongoing nightmare doesn't follow us into 2009, but we're not that lucky, I guess.

Having Dax and Rusty running around the house helps a little, but we've had Bart 
since before I got on the Internet so it seems like he was with us forever.

He was the most timid soul I ever met.
He made Radar O'Reilly and Edith Bunker seem like raging Meth head pricks.

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