"My arrest on corruption charges is what Pearl
Harbor Day was to the United States." It was a complete surprise, completely
-- Gov Rod Blagojevich, wishing he had my talent for analogies,
Hey Rod, if I bit into an Almond Joy bar expecting
nuts, and there were none,
that'd be a complete surprise, too, but it wouldn't be just like
How did somebody as stupid as you get elected governor - twice?
Excerpt: On Saturday, Pope Benny the Rat rehabilitated
a traditionalist bishop who denies the Holocaust,
despite warnings from Jews that it would seriously
harm Catholic-Jewish relations and foment anti-Semitism.
The Vatican said the pope issued a decree lifting
the excommunication of four traditionalist bishops who
were thrown out of the Church in 1988 for being
ordained without Vatican permission.
One of the four bishops, Richard Williamson, told
Swedish TV Wednesday, "I believe there were no
gas chambers" and only up to 300,000 Jews perished
in Nazi concentration camps, instead of 6 million.
Well, 300,000 dead Jews - that's just a misdemeanor, right?
Hey Richie, how many Jews does a Nazi have to kill before it's a holocaust?
And why is Benny picking a fight with the Jews?
Because he's afraid to anger the Muslims again?
"My administration will not deny the
facts. Instead, we will be guided by them." -- Obama, talking about science and logic
in government on CNN just now
I love hearing that, but at the same time, he fell for the old
He was talking about Detroit getting better mileage by setting
a goal of 40 MPG by the year 2020.
This is a mistake. By doing that, he's allowing Detroit to drag their feet for the
next 12 years.
Sidebar: Bush pulled the same trick (but that prick
did it intentionally) by telling
big business they had to reduce pollution
by 2040 - Gee, BIG F-ING WHOOP!
In reality, that means "Pollute your
ass off the rest of your life."
In 2020, Detroit can simply say, "We
can't meet that goal - should we go out of business?" and ask for another bailout.
A better plan would be to force Detroit to get an additional 1.5
miles PER YEAR. That way, they have to start working on the problem NOW instead
of waiting ten years.
If they can't find a way to add 1.5 miles per year, then let's
find out now instead of bailing them out for 12 years and then finding it
As soon as Roberts messed up the Oath I thought
to myself, "Somebody on the far right is going to run with this,"
but then remembered Poe’s Law (It is impossible
to create a parody of Religious Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing),
and decided that, no, nobody would be that stupid.
Well, I was wrong. From Media Matters, here’s
a couple of quotes from Fox News:
“Chris Wallace stated, "I'm not sure Obama really
is the president, because the oath of office is set in the Constitution.”
and, Gretchen Carlson asked of Obama, "Is he
really president," and went on to claim, "Because there was a flub in
the oath of office."
They are like twelve year-olds, aren’t they?
Pandering to an audience of eight year-olds.
Leo, in NC
Somebody off-camera on NBC - possibly Tom Brokaw - said Obama became
president at Noon during a song.
According to him, power transfers when the hand strikes twelve, not
when the oath is taken.
But remember, it's the job of the whores at FOX to f-ing pretend.
They saw Bush's appointment by a crooked, no-jurisdiction court
as totally legal, but an electoral college victory will always seem suspect to on-the-take
Excerpt: That's it? Bush moves back to Texas to dote on
his presidential library--while drawing a $197,000 pension?
Cheney goes back to Wyoming to fish and work
on his memoirs?
Note: Cheney lived in Dallas.
He illegally claimed a WY address
to break the constitutional demand that the Pres and VP be from different
As always, the yellow Democrats allowed
the crooks to flaunt the constituion - they just refused to fight.
After committing crimes so numerous and monstrous
that bookshelves are already groaning under their weight,
the cabal of illegitimate coup leaders who destroyed
the U.S. get to tiptoe out of the rubble and comfortably retire?
Earlier this week a senior Pentagon prosecutor
openly admitted what has long been known: torture, the lowest and
most criminal act any society can sanction, is
official U.S. policy. "His treatment met the legal definition of torture,"
Judge Susan Crawford told The Washington Whore
Post about the alleged "20th hijacker" on 9/11, now at Gitmo.
He was so brutalized, Crawford said he could
not be charged in court. The same is true of many of those being held
at the Guantánamo concentration camp.
Doesn't this prove that getting a conviction was never a priority?
Doesn't this prove that it was always nothing more than torture for
You think I'm kidding about Bush & Cheney masturbating to torture
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"Republicans inhabit an alternate reality in
which Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11, Iraq is now a functional democracy, Bush's economic record
was a success, the Islamic world loves George W. Bush, abstinence-only education works, trickle-down
economics creates prosperity for all and the GOP won the 2008 election. I remember Bush in 2004
bragging about how he had a mandate after winning a wafer thin victory. Well, Obama won by a margin
that Bush could only ever dream of. The GOP needs to sit back and suck it up while we fix the
country they broke."
-- shaggyct , Link
Excerpt: If you thought being governor of Alaska and a
new grandmother would be enough to fill the cold,
dark nights in the Arctic state, you underestimate
Sarah Palin, the failed right-wing loon.
Presumably, the book would tell her side of the
2008 election, when McCain plucked Palin out of relative
obscurity and offered her the VP suicide spot.
Though she was a darling of conservatives and ignited the
Nazi base whenever she appeared in public, Palin
has made it known that hated McCain's strategists.
Excerpt: Just as George W. Bush, upon taking office in
2001, immediately delayed the scheduled release of documents
from the presidencies of Reagan and Bush 41.
Obama wasted no time in reversing that policy.
Eight years earlier, W initially postponed the
document release and then – after the 9/11 attacks – sought to
extend the cloak of secrecy over those documents
virtually forever. Bush signed Executive Order 13233 on
Nov. 1, 2001, granting the sitting President
as well as former Presidents or ex-Vice Presidents – or their heirs
– veto power over release of many documents.
In other words, Bush was giving himself and his
family effective control over key chapters of 20 years of American history
I've said it for years - if Reagan was an honorable president, why hide
What's in his papers that the Bush bastards need to remain hidden?
Of course, Democrats didn't object when the Republicans canonized Reagan
and that led to an easier victory
for Cowboy II, the Giggling Murderer. If the Democrats had any
brains at all (should I bother to finish this sentence?)
they would've listed the facts and torn the halo off the doddering
old fool who sold weapons to terrorists
But no, they wanted to play nice and it cost us dearly.
Excerpt: LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily
newspapers reported that police implicated a goat
in an auto theft. The Vanguard newspaper
said that two men tried to steal a in Kwara State, with one
suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed
as saying that while one suspect escaped,
the other transformed into a goat as he was about
to be apprehended.
Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria,
particularly in far-flung rural areas.
Just like in America - the crazy people live in
People in rural areas in America are so crazy
- they voted for Bush and McCain.
Why can't the super-stupid see themselves in stories
Why can't religious people see themselves in
fake stories about 72 virgins?
religion said people can turn into goats, would you
believe in that crap?
How about when they say "virgin birth" or "rose
from the dead" or "turned water into wine?"
Why is it only crazy when it's the other guy's religion?
It is amazing to hear Rush Limbaugh say he wants
Obama to fail.
Remember after 9/11 this country was so wrapped
up in "patriotism"
that anyone criticizing Bush or saying anything
negative about America
was practically labeled a "terrorist?"
I now understand Rush, Hannity, O'Reilly and the
wanting failure. Bush and his party are all about
failure and they miss the
failing policies already. America has suffered
under failed Republican
policies since Nixon.
Remember, John McCain was all about deregulation
until banks and financial
institutions failed - then he wanted to regulate.
And we are supposed to think
flip-flopping is a Democratic Party only sport?
Could we have these success haters deported or
at least taken off the airwaves?
One can only hope the right-windbags get fail
to maintain their audience and have to get real jobs.
It has to be a republican tradition, Rush and
his cronies want America to fail - again.
Steve in PA
Excerpt: Limbaugh and Hannity refuse to believe that Conservatism
failed -- rather, that the GOP failed Conservatism.
And so their solution for party renewal is to
embrace the policies that brought the nation to economic and diplomatic
They don't realize that the country has turned
the page and moved on. And so they rage, rage against the fall of right-wing
Last night, Hannity's interview with the Pigboy
really was more a pathetic display of hapless and unhappy impotence.
It has all the usual Limbaugh flourishes.
Limbaugh: The Republican Party and the
Conservative movement are making a big, big mistake in planning for the
You hear things like, well, the Republican Party
needs to identify the middle class, the Wal-Mart voters, and come up with
policies for them. And then we've got to come
up with policies for Hispanics, because they hate us because of illegal
That's the way the Democrats do it. You put people
into groups and then you victimize them. And give the victims power over
the majority. Because they then have grievances
that are nonexistent, and the majority gets cowed into fear, because they
want to be complained at, they don't want to
be blamed, so 'OK, OK, you want health care, fine, we'll go get it.
Pigboy, that's fine.
Keep thinking that - keep preaching that.
Tell the Nazi bastards that they failed because
they weren't f-ing Nazi enough.
That fit's into my hopes of never seeing another Republican president.
Excerpt: They found a porn star to run against David Vitter.
An ad on Craigslist implies that the search for
a “female candidate with a porn history to challenge Vitter”
in the GOP primary has been fulfilled.
Several months ago, a curious ad went up for a
registered Republican woman with experience in adult
entertainment that would be willing to run against
Vitter in the 2010 Republican Senatorial primary.
It was an attempt to draw media attention to
Vitter's ongoing prostitute problems.
Excerpt: I'm sorry, but if we don't have an inquest into
what happened during the Bush years -- and nearly everyone has taken
Mr. Obama's remarks to mean that we won't --
this means that those who hold power are indeed above the law because
they don't face any consequences if they abuse
their power. Let's be clear what we're talking about here. It's not just
and illegal wiretapping, whose perpetrators claim,
however implausibly, that they were patriots acting to defend the nation's
security. The fact is that the Bush administration's
abuses extended from environmental policy to voting rights. And most of
the abuses involved using the power of government
to reward political friends and punish political enemies...
Now, it's true that a serious investigation of
Bush-era abuses would make DC an uncomfortable place, both for those who
abused power and those who acted as their enablers
or apologists. But the price of protecting their comfort would be
If we whitewash the abuses of the past eight
years, we'll guarantee that they will happen again."
Bart, I know you pitch a tent over Ms
I watched the very first episode of Veronica
Mars four years ago.
Her words to the effect is that, she like to bust
men who cheat on their wifes.
TOTALLY TURNED ME OFF.
It struck me as she would NEVER bust a woman
who cheated on her husband.
So it came across to me as just another "chicks
rule, MEN SUCK" show, and I never
watched it since... Id rather have had
them bring back Dead Like me...now THERE was a fun show...
As to your sound PC issues. I do believe you recently
bought an HP laptop, so instead of complaining about it
on your page, why havent you called HP Tech support
and have them remote in and FIX IT??
Hello McFly, WARRANTY?? :)
My sound works just find and dandy, and I have
never had to go in and turn it on every day.
Just my 2 cents.
Robert in Seattle.
Robert, Veronica Mars worked for her dad, a private detective.
Most of the jobs private detectives get are cheating husband cases.
You would fault the show because men cheat more than women?
We watched one weaker episode during Season One and it seemed OK, nothing
but people kept raving about it so we gave it another chance and BOOM,
we were hooked.
It probably wasn't the BEST show on TV during those years, but I'll
put it this way:
If we were leaving town for a week and our TIVO could only hold one
show we would've record Veronica Mars and that's true for
a whole lot of people.
Like Buffy, it was a cult show where people either got it or didn't.
As far as my computer, I bought a Toshiba laptop with
Vista and it works GREAT!. It's my piece o' crap two desktop PCs that keep turning the sound off
for no damn reason.
Sidebar: Isn't one big reason Bush the Dumber got "elected"
because he promised he would be another cowboy president like
Reagan the Rapist? That's another reason why the braindead Demopcrats
had no business praising Reagan during his term and especially the glowing
gushes of praise during Reagan Funeral Week When you praise a cowboy as a great man, why
be surprised when you lose a later election because some idiot Monkey claimed he was Reagan
the Second Coming?
Recently, the five president got together in the
Oval Office. The good-for-nothing press whores
made a big deal about how carter was shunned
at that meeting and I defended him.
The cable whores and talk radio nazis also made
a big thing out of Clinton snubbing Carter.
They say it's "common knowl;edge" that Clinton
can't stand Jimmy Carter. I let that go figuring
it was just media whore horseshit because they
have NO interest in the truth. I remided myself
that those sluts are in the commercial selling
business, not the truth business or dignoty business.
But Friday I was listening to Stephanie Miller
She brought up the Carter-Clinton feud, said
it was a real thing, but she didn't know why.
Then she had a caller who said Clinton despises Carter because during
Carter called for Clinton to step down.
That might be true, I kinda remember something about it.
And I would even stand behind Carter's right to speak his mind - unless...
Did Carter remain silent when Reagan-Bush got caught selling weapons
Did Carter remain silent when Poppy Bush pardoned Reagan's cabinet
to hide their crimes?
Did Carter remain silent when Bush the Idiot went thru eight years of
torture and muder all while smirking for the cameras and lying about
Carter spoke out against ALL presidential crimes - and one girlfriend,
that's one thing.
But if Carter held his tongue for those major crimes but then called
for Clinton to stepo down
because of unproven allegations of a girlfriend - then fuck him - he's
dead to me.
I'm not saying "fuck Jimmy Carter."
I'm saying "fuck Jimmy Carter" if
held his tongue for major Republican felonies but then
decided to trash a fellow Democrat for a not-even-a-misdemeanor semi-sexual
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