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"Obama's biggest problem is with his own party
which seems to be drifting away from what he wanted,
which was for the package to include
at least 40 percent tax relief and to be earmark-free. He could
end up with better support from us
than he's getting from the Democratic majority, at least so far..."
-- Mitch the Bitch McConnell, Link
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Bush Employment Daggers
Excerpt:
Rising unemployment spared no state last month,
and 2009 is shaping up as another miserable year for workers.
Jobless rates for December hit double digits in
Michigan and Rhode Island, while South Carolina and Indiana
notched the biggest gains from the previous month.
A common thread among these states has been manufacturing
industry layoffs tied to consumers' shrinking
appetite for cars, furniture and other goods.
With tens of thousands of layoffs announced this
week by well-known employers such as Pfizer, Caterpillar and
Home Depot, the unemployment picture is bound
to get worse in every region of the country, economists say.
''We won't see a light at the end of the tunnel
until 2010,'' said Anthony Sabino, a professor of law and business.
Why won't Democrats say it - tax
cuts for the super-rich caused this - that and Bush's wars.
Bush took money from the poor and the middle
class and gave it to the super rich who aren't spending it.
Democrats don't have the brains to take advantage
of the facts in front of their faces.
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Quotes
"If the most popular Democratic president in
70 years can't stand up to an eviscerated GOP and say
"You're wrong, people hate you, sit
the fuck down and shut the fuck up," then we're doomed."
-- Yellow Dog, Link
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What do you think?
Subject: Right to vote
Hey, Bart...
I saw this and had to comment.
> Vertie Hodge was 30 when Blacks got the right
to vote.
> 44 years later "one of us" is living in
The White House."
I don't know about any other black people in this
country, but I got the right to vote back in 1870
when the 15th Amendment was ratified. if
Vertie Hodges was actually born in 1840 (thirty years
before the 15th was ratified), she'd be 169 years
old today.
Just sayin', is all.
Jack
I guess we'll have to disagree on that.
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Saw it on http://gahzette.blogspot.com
Quotes
"I have Muslim members of my family. I have
lived in Muslim countries...
My job to the Muslim world is to communicate
that the Americans are not your enemy."
-- Obama, Link
Obama is too polite the speak the unvarnished truth.
America is not the enemy of Islam, the Bush bastards are.
Poppy Bush put our soldiers in Saudi Arabia in his pretend war
in 1991.
Then his super-dim-witted son invaded Iraq to steal their oil.
America isn't the problem - it's the Bush bastards and
the greedy oil companies.
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Subject: Did'nt take Clinton Too long To become a Checken Hawk Like Obama
Clinton says Israel has right to defend itself
I never made it past the headline.
Name for me an elected American politician who says "Israel
has no right to defend itself."
If you have to damn Israel using the "right to live" excuse, how do
you expect to win?
Lepers and rattlesnakes and Republicans and child molesters (probably) have a "right to live."I
When you disagree with that, aren't you automatically Hitler?
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Democrats'
anti-Pigboy Petition
Gee, are you sure that's not overkill?
Link Listen to Rush's hate speech
Excerpt:
The Wimpy Democrats have launched an online petition
for readers to express their outrage at Rush Limbaugh
for saying last week that he wanted President
Barack Obama to fail.
The petition includes a sound byte of Limbaugh,
saying, “If I wanted Obama to succeed, I’d be happy
the Republicans have laid down. I don’t want
this to work. So I’m thinking of replying to this guy,
say ‘okay, I’ll send you a response, but I
don’t need 400 words, I need four: I hope he fails.’”
Meanwhile, Obama advised Republicans to stop listening
to Limbaugh's oink
if they wanted to get along with Democrats and
the administration.
"You can’t just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get
things done," Obama said to Fascist leaders
who met with the president to talk about the
stimulus package.
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Quotes
"When Bush flew home to Texas, they showed
a video of his greatest accomplishments in office.
Yeah, word has it the video got them
most of the way through take-off."
-- Conan
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Subject: Republicans are going(?) nuts
A subsidiary point to this one -- to the extent
that tax cuts are on the table, Republicans are going nuts
about any tax cuts being rebated to people who
are not paying income taxes.
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/01/dumb_jock.php
This is a perfect corollary to the typical
Republican’t talking point on paying taxes: at some point in the
“conversation”, they will make some comment to
the effect that INCOME taxes are the ONLY taxes paid that count.
Of course they are—for the top 5% of incomes!
But for the vast majority of Americans, the PAYROLL tax
(FICA/Social Security/OASDI + Medicare/Medicaid/HI)
is their biggest tax burden.
They fought (my home state then-senator Don Nickles
led the charge) against making the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC)
“refundable”, i.e. if one’s income was low enough,
one could collect more income tax credit than was owed in income taxes.
Republican’t philosophy couldn’t be clearer:
if you’re poor, even though you’re working, you should just drop dead.
Eddy in OKC
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Quotes
"The federal government now has the power to
tell any of these idiots
who went along with the bailout how
to run their businesses."
-- the heroined-out vulgar Pigboy
Well sure they do.
When someone says, "Can I borrow some
money to get my car out of the impound?"
you have every right to make sure he uses the money to get his
car out of the impound.
Rush, it's the syphilis eating your brain!!
Fight it, Rush! Fight it!
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President
Punk
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
George W. Bush maintained his manof-the-people
pose almost until the end. Facing history, however, he got twitchy
and defensive. Granted, it's hard to know how
a president who stampeded the nation into a disastrous war on a false
premise could stand there with a straight face
praising his own understanding of "the power of freedom to be transformative"
and his "great love for the human-human being,
and [belief] in human dignity."
The mask dropped momentarily, however, when a
reporter at his final press conference asked him about the personal
burdens of the presidency. Affecting a sing-song,
sarcastic whine, he lampooned people who imagine it's a tough job.
"Oh, the burdens, you know," he sneered. "Why did the financial collapse have to happen on my watch?"
Hipster, too cool to care. President Punk. Oh,
so you're broke and out of a job?
Well, he's not. .
Polls show that somewhere between 22 and 27 percent
of the public continues to view Bush favorably.
Lincoln said, "You can fool some of the people
all of the time."
Now we know how many: roughly onequarter.
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Quotes
"Saying 'I want him to fail' is not what you
say the first week
the man's been inaugurated...the rhetoric
could be improved."
-- Bill Bennett, almost scolding the vulgar Pigboy who hates 'merica,
Link
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Subject: Veronica Mars
Hey Bart, good response to the Veronica Mars comment!
It’s too bad he didn’t hang around long enough
to see what a great show it was.
After you turned me on to the show, we bought
the 3 season DVD’s and have been through them twice.
In browsing for stories about the upcoming movie,
I saw where VM producer Rob Thomas has a new series
in March on the Starz network – whatever the
hell that is – that features several VM cast members and show
producers. It’s called “Party
Down,” about Hollywood wannabes working as caterers.
Doesn’t look like it will have quite the depth
of Veronica Mars, but probably good for a laugh.
And we’ll need to get our laughs somewhere else
now that Resident Moron is gone!
Take care…
Andy
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Clarence 'Slappy' Thomas sleeps thru the Inauguration
Same Old
Song
by Bob Hebert
Excerpt:
What’s up with the Republicans? Have they no
sense that their policies have sent the country hurtling down the road
to ruin?
Are they so divorced from reality that in their
delusionary state they honestly believe we need more of their tax cuts
for the
rich and their other forms of plutocratic irresponsibility,
the very things that got us to this deplorable state?
The G.O.P.’s latest campaign is aimed at undermining
President Obama’s effort to cope with the national economic emergency
by attacking the spending in his stimulus package
and repeating ad nauseam the Republican mantra for ever more tax cuts.
“Right now, given the concerns that we have over
the size of this package and all the spending in this package, we don’t
think
it’s going to work,” said John Boehner on “Meet
the Press,” Mr. Boehner said of the plan: “Put me down in the ‘no’ column.”
If anything, the stimulus package is not large
enough. Less than 24 hours after Boehner’s televised exercise in obstructionism,
Caterpillar announced that it was cutting 20,000
jobs, Sprint Nextel said it was eliminating 8,000, and Home Depot 7,000.
Maybe the Republicans don’t think there is an
emergency. After all, it was Phil Gramm, John McCain’s economic guru,
who told us last summer that the pain was all
in our heads, that this was a “mental recession.”
The idiot Democrats - how f-ing stupid can they be? Why
don't they just say,
"We tried it your way and look where we are!
Tax cuts for the rich bankrupted America!"
They are so totally brainless and clueless - how is that possible?
They don't even have the brains to list the facts.
If only the Democrats were as smart as Ol' Okie Bart.
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Quotes
"Maybe Obama's speechwriter should leave out
the Bush bashing.
You did not see Bush take office and
constantly talk about what he inherited."
-- --Sandy Ennis, on the notion that Obama was mean to Bush in his inaugural
address, Link
Hey lady, try to get a clue of what you're talking about.
Obama's inauguration was the biggest media event in the history
of the world.
Every country was watching live - it was a bigger event
than the Super Bowl and the world
wanted to know if America was going to change or be more torture
and more murder, etc.
Obama HAD to say America would stop the murders, tortures and
invasions.
He HAD to reassure the world that the insanity was going to stop
immediately.
And no wonder Bush didn't scold Clinton.
Clinton left him with a robust economy, peace and a budget surplus.
What the hell did Bush have to complain about?
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Subject: Forgive and Forget?
Bart, I agree with Heinrich Heine.
You should forgive your enemies - but not until
they’re hanged.
Once the mis-leaders of the BFEE have gone to
the gallows,
I will be happy to forgive them and leave their
souls to Ahura Mazda Deus Deorum.
zorch
Ez tiranoa, ez jopua,
Neither tyrant nor slave.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"So far so good for the Obamas. The family
is settled in. Their only complaint
is they can still hear creepy organ
music coming from Dick Cheney's dungeon."
-- Letterman
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Halliburton to pay $559 million to settle bribery probe
Excerpt:
Halliburton will pay a $559 million fine to end
an investigation into their crimes if Obama approves the settlement,
the largest penalty against a U.S. company for
charges of bribery under federal law.
Cheney's Halliburton said it was awaiting final
approval from the U.S. Department of Justice and the SEC
to settle claims that KBR violated anti-bribery
laws by paying kickbacks to Nigerian officials.
Under the settlement, Halliburton would pay $382
million to the Department of Justice and
$177 million to the Securities and Exchange Commission
in 'disgorgement.'"
Gee, where can I get a deal like that?
You steal many trillions of dollars and then
pay back a half-billion in fines?
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Subject: Rope a dope Pope
Bart! you wrote,
> And why is Benny picking a fight with the Jews?
Answer: Someone has to, you won't, or are you still in love with Lieberman?
Lieberman? Are ye f-ing daft?
Obviously you've never read this page before.
Or maybe you like how they practice the same shit that the Nazis used against them.
The Jews practice the same shit that the Nazis
used against them?
What are you talking about?
Open your blood shot eyes.
Are you in favor of a world war started by these
bastards?
Oddly enough, I'm anti-world war.
It might interrupt my Chinaco pipeline.
You sound like a fucking republican.
Randy who likes Hebrews
You sound like a man whose ass is desperate for
a
ride thru the Tunnel of Love with my Size 11
right boot.
And why do you like Hebrews if you accuse them
of using Nazi tactics?
Did you forget which side of this argument you're
on?
Banana Facts:
The vitamin B6 bananas contain regulates blood
glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Perhaps you need to go eat a few.
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Press Whores
back at work
They awaken from their 8-year Bush slumber
Excerpt:
Pulling a collective Rip Van Winkle, the White
House press whores have awakened from theirs extended nap
just in time to aggressively press the new Democratic
administration, just as it dogged the last Democratic president
during his first days in office back in the 1990s.
Conveniently skipped over during the press corps' extended bout
of shut-eye? The Bush years, of course.
Suddenly revved up and vowing to keep a hawk-like
watch on the Obama administration ("I want to hold these guys
accountable for what they say and do") and all
of a sudden obsessed with trivia, while glomming onto nitpicking,
gotcha-style critiques, Beltway reporters have
tossed aside the blanket of calm that had descended on them during
the previous administration, a blanket of calm
that defined their Bush coverage."
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Subject: Cryin' John Boehner
Bart, why are the Democrats allowing this
asshole to complain about deficit spending?
When did the Repubs rediscover Barry Goldwater?
About 5 minutes after they got their asses whipped?
By the way, I hope your conservative readers remember.
Dissent against the President is TREASON.
Steve in Libby
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Subject: The Juggs Sat January 31st w/ The Gulf Of Michigan @ Don Pedro's
The Juggs, featuring the fantastic Dr Chops on guitar are in New York Saturday
Go see Doc Chops, tell him "Bart says hey!"
If you buy him a drink I'll give you a month of BCR.
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Legal Jeopardy For American Torturers
Excerpt:
Philippe Sands, a Queen's Counsel at Matrix Chambers
and Professor of International law at University College London,
has assembled a powerful indictment of the key
Bush Administration people involved in torture in his book Torture
Team:
Rumsfeld's Memo and the Betrayal of American
Values. He explains the legal exposure of people like Alberto Gonzales,
Dick Cheney's counsel and later chief of staff
David Addington, former Office of Legal Counsel attorney John Yoo,
the former Department of Defense general counsel
Jim Haynes, and others for their involvement in the torture of detainees
at Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib, and CIA secret prisons.
After reading Sands's book and, more recently,
listening to his comments on Terry
Gross's NPR show "Fresh Air,"
on January 7, 2009 I realized how closely the
rest of the world is following the actions of these former officials, and
was reminded that these actions appear to constitute
not merely violations of American law, but also, and very literally,
crimes against humanity – for which the world
is ready to hold them responsible.
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Subject: Obama must stand up to GOP on Family Planning
Obama is facing his first test as President -
will he be able to stand up to the Republicans?
If we are going to turn America around we need
a president who is strong.
That's Obama's job - to be strong.
Obama should not start out throwing women under
the bus by backing down on funding for family planning.
Instead of caving in to the Republicans he should
call on the people to back him up.
The Republicans are testing him. It's his job
to not fail.
We won this election.
Please don't turn us into losers.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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