Excerpt: Three weeks into the new administration and the
Democrats are squandering their advantage.
It took a full three weeks?
There's a headline right there.
Credit Pelosi for getting the ball rolling. Under
her leadership, House Democrats excluded Republicans from
having any voice in crafting the stimulus package.
Acting like children who hadn't seen Santa Claus for eight years,
House Democrats busily loaded up the bill with
stuff they had been unable to get for eight years. It was payback time...
Contraception, funding for the arts, restoration
of the national mall, stop-smoking programs.
All while Americans lose their homes, their jobs,
and their savings. It was both childish and disgraceful.
Apparently tone deaf to the disgust and disappointment
of Americans, as well as the voters' desire for change
as represented by the election of Barack Obama,
House Democrats set the table for failure -- again.
Not a single Republican in the House voted for
the bill, despite efforts by our new president
to reach out to the other side. Nancy Pelosi
But the problem is - Jack Cafferty can't be trusted.
I don't have time to read those bills. Is what he
he's telling the truth - BIG "if" there - then I'll join him in denouncing
I thought I heard Obama say all that had been stripped away, so yes,
shame on her for putting it in there
in the first damn place, but if the problem has been corrected, what
is Jack Cafferty whining about?
Cafferty acts like GOP recalcitrance is proof that the bill is
He knows better than that - he's just another lying media whore.
Wouldn't it be nice to live in a country where the press didn't lie?
"You watch (Obama's press conference) and you
can see that every day Republicans keep this guy off TV is a win for them. Like every great
pol, Obama's a great communicator. And he's making the argument." -- Josh Marshall,
Yes, but unfortunately, and as is expected, the
true believers are angry at Obama
for increasing the deficit, when they hardly
even cared when Dubya was doing it.
I guess it's OK to borrow money to wage wars.
It's only a problem if you want to
create jobs, fix our crumbling infrastructure,
and other Commie ideas like that.
And if the Democrats would point that out - how could they ever lose
Bush CHOSE to invade Iraq so he could steal their oil and the Democrats
Obama CHOSE to stop Bush's job hemorrhage and the Fascist dogs attacked
him for it.
If Joe Six Pack had any idea what the GOP did to him he'd be furious
as hell but as long as the Dems refuse to speak it, the only truth people hear
is from the cable whores,
the talk radio Nazis and the NYWTimes/WaHoPo, pro-GOP whore media.
"Senator Cornyn (R-Rat Bastard) was at a New
York gathering of prominent media conservatives and Wall Street Republican donors called the Monday
Meeting, held at the Grand Hyatt hotel in Manhattan. Though not a fundraiser, the meeting is a
hub of conservative money and buzz, a good place for Cornyn to tap into resources in his role as chairman
of the National Republican Senatorial Committee."
-- Ben Smith, on the whereabouts of that rat bastard during the crucial
stimulus vote, Link
"Senetor Kennedy pushes his health to get on
the floor to vote, while Sen Cornyn is out greasing palms. This shows why there will be fewer
Repubs in 2010 than in 2008."
-- arvid0823, Link
Excerpt: This is the man for whose case Obama is citing
the state secrets act. This could be any one of us:
A British ‘resident’ held at Gitmo was identified
as a terrorist after confessing he had visited a ‘joke’ website
on how to build a nuclear weapon, it was revealed
last night. Binyam Mohamed, a former UK asylum seeker,
admitted to having read the ‘instructions’ after
allegedly being beaten, hung up by his wrists for a week and
having a gun held to his head in a Pakistani
The story claimed that a nuclear weapon can be
made ‘using a bicycle pump’ and with liquid uranium
‘poured into a bucket and swung round’.
It was this confession that apparently convinced
the CIA that they were holding a top Al Qaeda terrorist.
There's probably no way Obama can "lose me" on this subject, because
where else can we go?
But if he's backing the torture of people for reading humor web sites,
how much did we really gain in the last election?
Can we get a reporter to ask him about this at a live, televised press
Disillusioned is right. And...also the Republicans
are not done destroying this country.
They want the government deader than Vince Foster
and they want it now.
Then the wealthiest of them can swoop in and take
over all the publicly owned utilities, services,
land and natural resources and start charging
us for them. I don't know where they think we're
going to get the money to pay. I imagine
the rich want us all in work camps as slaves.
Eat the rich - and start soon.
One of the biggest problems is the super-rich
aren't happy. They have all those billions yet they must steal
more to feel fulfilled.
Same way with the oil bastards - $10,000 profit
per second wasn't enough - they wanted more.
Until the Democrats muster the sac to tell them
they'll continue to steal more
"Ari Fleischer, who regularly called on a male
prostitute to ask scripted questions is outraged, OUTRAGED, that Obama took a question
from the Huffington Post." -- POAC headline,Link
BTW, Jon Stewart pointed out, the Huffy Post guy asked about torture.
The whore from the Washington Post asked about baseball and steroids.
"Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very
bleak picture of the U.S. economy... How are you going to work with people
who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?" -- Jeff Gannon, Bush's top, asking him
a question at a press conference in January 2005,Link
Bush knew what he was doing calling on his personal prostitute
- how do we know?
Because Bush never had the courage to take a question
from a stranger.
Excerpt Obama's first news conference was performed feebly
by the once-ferocious White House press corps (He
and shrewdly -- if deceptively -- by the president.
In the six years I did communications on Reagan's White House staff,
I don't recall a single news conference in which
there were no follow-up questions, no challenges to anything the president
had said recently, no assertions of fact that
the president was challenged to deal with. In fact, I don't remember Clinton,
either, ever getting a full 45-minute prime-time
news conference pass.
Tony, you ignorant whore.
There's a difference between the way Clinton and
Obama answer questions to the way Reagan and Bush the Moron did.
Reagan and Bush, because they were brainless
sacks of shit, could only regurgitate canned answers, nothing more.
"It's the law of the land." "I think the people can better decide what
to do with their money than some bureaucrat in Washington." "Government is the problem." "They hate us for our freedoms." "You're either with us or you're against us." "Freedom is God's gift to everyone."
That's all pure horseshit
and those non-answers DESERVE follow ups.
When Clinton or Obama answers a question, they
f-ing answer it.
You have to give short, memorized answers when you don't have
You don't need a paypal account to buy stickers, magnets or shirts!
"The Drive-Bys are all over the place talking
about how wonderful Obama's presser was. It was a bomb! It was a bomb of a press
conference! You could definitely tell the difference between Obama on a prompter and Obama
-- the vulgar Pigboy
You're right, Rush.
Obama often took a moment to think before
That's something Bush never did because
all his answers were canned, bumper-sticker handjobs.
Bush always knew what his answers would
be before the questions were asked.
Dear Bart, are you okay? I heard there
was a tornado in Oklahoma. I know it's
a big state, but it still worries me to hear
about disasters close to friends' locations.
I wonder if I should pursue my critique of Ann
Coulter's latest book, Guilty.
I still have the book on hold at the library,
(Thanks for not buying it) but when
I checked last night on Amazon,
her book has fallen out of the top 100 best sellers
on their list. (I trust the Amazon list for true sales.)
But I do not
want to do anything to promote her book.
I think, based on the relative tanking of her latest collection of lies,
days as a GOP icon are fading fast. Matt
Lauer skewered her on the Today Show and Barbara Walters nearly
gave her a case of frostbite after Ann told
Barbara that she was reading portions of the book l like it was Mein Kampf.
Even Elisabeth Hasselback look mortified!!!
Anyway, hope everything is okay at Casa de
Kat, we are fine.
Luckily I was too sick to worry about the tornados*
But remember the Republicans cheat when it comes
to book sales.
You can go to Newsmax or Freeperville and find
her books for one cent. Seriously.
That way, Coulter can claim, "I
sold a million books."
Plus, the Right stand behind their writers.
The Left does not.
Lyons, Franken and Conason would be multi-millionaires
of they were Fascist dogs.
Hey Bart, it's great to see you're still
hammering away. Me and a lot of people who were glued to their monitors
the last 8 years have given the world of
politics a break for a while to deal with the real-life aftermath of ass-hat
You're an inspirational reminder that, just because
we swept the elections this time, the BFEE is still there - still
screw us - still praying we'll let our guard
down for just a few moments.
I may not read you as much as I used to, but I
won't let my subscription lapse.
It'd be a very dangerous fantasy to think we
don't need people like you, hammers at the ready.
Excerpt: A Fox News producer who covered Hillary's presidential
campaign for the Fascist cable network faces child porn charges
after feds discovered photos and videos on his
computer depicting "children under the age of ten being sexually
Aaron Bruns, 29, was apparently nabbed after
an investigator conducting "pro-active undercover investigations" determined
that Bruns's computer contained llicit images.
According to an arrest warrant, an FBI search of a laptop in Bruns's home
turned up several photos and videos showing the
sexual abuse of children as young as five years old.
This is the second time Bruns has been arrested
for possessing vile images. In July 1999, Bruns, then 19,
pleaded guilty in Michigan (where he was enrolled
in college) to distributing child pornography over the Internet.
You want a good gambling tip?
When some scumbag is arrested on kiddie porn charges, bet that he's
You can make tons of money betting on those Fascist dog
Sure, you might lose 1-2 out of ten, but you'll always win the other
Food poisoning, oh man. That sucks a big
I hope feel better real soon! Sorry to hear about
I hope you live for 50 more years we need your
Bart, that is miserable stuff.
Glad to hear you are feeling better.
I look forward to having you around for a long
time, 'cause you know
those evil republican bastards will never stop
their war on the middle class!
Ron in Arizona
You gotta watch those pizzas Bart, but there is
a miserable flu- like cold going around.
I've had it twice since October and have exhausted
the US supply of antibiotics.
Mary in Wa
I’ve had my health issues and I know it’s nice
when people care.
I hate nausea so you have my profound sympathy.
Take it slow and easy and you’ll be back soon
fuck the page for how ever long it takes.
Your members, your good members will understand.
Bill from ct
Sorry about the food poisoning. Get well
and Keep Hammering!
Jack in Jacksonville, AL
And I was worried about the tornados hitting you!
Hope you get on the mend soon.
This can be horrid. I think this is how we are
all going to die, poisoned by bad food
or food products! You must be so miserable. Hang
Yeah, and it's still not over.
It's been 88 hours and most of the pain is gone
but I'm still not eating.
I'm still weak, clammy and sweating and I'm ready
for this to be over.
"Obama has relaxed the White House dress code. Clinton, of course, established 'Pants-Free
Friday.'" -- multi-millionaire David Letterman, with his 22
and the best he can do?
Eleven year old Monica jokes?
That's sad. If that was the best I could do, I'd retire.
But as long as Leno's around, Dave's not the worst.
Excerpt: Over the weekend, an inspirational story appeared
on Whore AP news wire. It detailed American Jennifer Figge
becoming the first woman to swim across the Atlantic
Ocean. Many media outlets stupidly trusted the Whore AP
about this story that seemed almost too good
to be true. That's because it was.
There were problems with the story from the start.
Any idiot with a calculator could tell that swimming 2,100 miles
in 25 days is impossible. Michael Phelps
swimming his fastest would take 20 days to cover that distance. And that's his fastest pace, sustained for
three weeks, without ever stopping. Impossible.
The Whore AP never pays a price for lying and I think it's time
They will run any story that they think will make them money.
They will slant any story that they think will make them money.
They've done this for over a decade and they're still considered
a valid news source?
Dude... You give a whole new meaning to being
'snake bit' and that's a fact!
You have the worst luck of just about anyone
It is almost humorous in a 'slap-stick/pratfall'
sort a way, ya know?...
Almost, I said... I'm not laughing and I wish
Have you ever considered that someone out there
has a voodoo doll named Bart?
There's an explanation, fer ya!
Bob, I don't mean to sound like Lou Gehrig, but
I'm actually the luckiest guy I know.
I've been with Mrs. Bart for 37 years and that's
really all that counts.
The bad stuff started piling up only recently
- most of it is temporary.
Lots of people have it tons worse than me.
The food poisoning is going away,
I have an appoinment with the hand surgeon Monday
and one of these days
we'll get thru the financial crisis that this
adoption has caused.
Excerpt: We've now learned that since investigators began
trying to build a case, they've made eight arrests: seven for drug
possession and one for distribution. These are
arrests that resulted as the sheriff's department served search warrants.
We've also learned that the department has located
and confiscated that bong. Sources say the owner of the bong
was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as
$100,000. The owner, who wasn't even at the party, is one of the eight
First, we have no idea of this is typical shit-reporting
or if it's accurate.
For instance: How do
you arrest somebody for possession from a photo of another guy hitting
How can you arrest anybody without
knowing what was in the bong in the photo?
Even if Phelps was seen smoking a "hand rolled cigarette"
that's not proof it was pot.
Here's where GOP, law-and-order
handjobs say, "Oh come one Bart, what else would he be smoking?"
But in a nation of laws, we don't make arrests on what
Ol' Bart's best guess is.
Phelps admits smoking pot That's an outright lie, but what else do we expect from the
Excerpt: In a statement released to the Whore AP, Phelps
admits that the picture is real.
"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and
demonstrated bad judgement. I'm 23 years old and despite
the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in
a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come
to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise
my fans and the public it will not happen again," said Phelps.
That's light f-ing years from admitting to smoking pot.
If Phelps had been photographed in blackface playing a banjo, that
stament would read the same.
"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable
and demonstrated bad judgement. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted
in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I
promise my fans and the public it will not happen again," said
Is it against the law to be seen in blackface?
Would the idiot cops have arrested those eight for witnessing boarish
We have to realize that we live in a nation where the press is a slimy,
They have NO REGARD for the facts, it's all about what will sell more
papers and commercials.
Last I heard, America was ranked about 47th on Freedom of the Press.
I'll bet we're not in the top sixty today.
Use this Amazon
portal to orderl and they'll send bartcop.com
cents from each dollar you
Subject: Why Plant Killed
Maybe Plant got a chance to go see The Police
on their reunion tour.
I did, and it was apparent that the band wasn't
jelling at all. It seemed as though they lost their chemistry,
and if you think about it, Sting's solo work
was a real diversion from The Police...so one could expect that,
getting together to play a tour might actually
be difficult. It was fun to see them, but it wasn't the same.
Missed notes, forgotten words...and a that's
a lot of songs to remember.
My guess is, he just doesn't want to look bad...and
he's not into the music anymore.
That, or perhaps JPJ and Paige are in control,
and he's being a diva.
He is a lead singer, after all...aren't they
all trying to be the center of attention?
At this point, I couldn't care any less about Plant, I just want to
see God play his guitar.
If Plant's too old to remember the damn words, let him tour with a
like Sinatra did when he was too old to remember anything.
Of course Sinatra was in his eighties then, but Plant's a feeble old
man at 61?
And why does he remember the words just fine when singing with Alison
Subject: Robert Plant,
bowing out of Zeppelin tour
Bart, love your site.
I think Plant’s being honest about making a reasonable
The band members still alive are in their 60s.
Plant’s voice isn’t what it used to be.
Their drummer – arguably one of the best ever
– is gone.
If I were in his shoes, I’d be nervous about
measuring up to what the band used to be.
Maybe better to stay focused on what he’s doing
Even if Bonham had lived, I don’t think there
was any going back.
Zeppelin had already become something different.
And I suspect that’s why he doesn’t want to do
Most everyone will expect to see what they saw
in ’69 or ’75.
And that’s not what they’ll get. That’s
what I heard him saying.
But besides the giant chasm of musical talent,
how is Zeppelin different from The Who, The Stones, Floyd, The Police
Zeppelin is probably bigger then they ever were.
Tour financiers say a new Zep tour would be "the biggest tour in music
history," so why
deprive millions of people who weren't even born in 1980, a chance
to see them?
You can probably tell that I'm hurt because I'm so into Zeppelin for
and I'd accept any honest-sounding answer from Plant but so far he
hasn't given one.
If those songs are "too sacred to ruin," why play them with unknowns?
Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream
flavor for Obama.
For George W. they asked for suggestions from
Here are some of their favorite responses:
* Grape Depression
* The Housing Crunch
* Abu Grape
* Cluster Fudge
* Nut'n Accomplished
* Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker ... Swirl
ha ha I'll
have two scoops of that!
* Iraqi Road
* Impeach Cobbler
* Death by Chocolate... and Torture
* Credit Crunch
* Country Pumpkin
* Chunky Monkey in Chief
* Chocolate Chimp
* Bloody Sundae
* I broke the law and am responsible for the
deaths of thousands . . . with nuts
I've been reading you on and off for years.
I'm sick of the Dems being the party of Alan Colmes.
How about we take a page from Charles Atlas and
switch from the 96 pound weakling to the muscle man?
Obama needs to take the lead on this and stop
letting Boehner & McConnell keep kicking sand in his face.
Keep on swinging the hammer.
Tom in Madison
Tom, "the Party of Alan Colmes?" that's a perfect description
of our weenie Dems.
The problem is Obama has billed himself as the guy who wants to get
along with the Facsist dogs.
No telling how long that will last, but as long as he's standing there
sheepishly with his hat in hand
we should expect the vicious dogs to tear him to pieces. Rabid
dogs aren't nice, even if you're nice to them.
That's why I was originally for Hillary the vicious pit bull.
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