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Wednesday   Mar 4, 2009 Vol 2297 - Limbublicans

Quote of the Day

"Obama doesn't mind that the market is tanking 
  because it furthers his interests in assisting his 
  panic-driven agenda in the short term..."
    -- El Pigbo

  Really, Rush?  Presidents do that?
  Funny how you never noticed before...


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow The GOP's Glorious Mess 
Arrow GOP to Steele: Worship Rush HOT
Arrow Dems launch Operation Pigboy HOT
Arrow Minority Leader Pigboy HOT
Arrow ‘Socialism!’ Boo, Hiss, Repeat 
Arrow Blame Bono for Everything HOT
Arrow Lil Rounds dazzles 'Idol' 
Arrow TV's Hottest Cops & Spies HOT





"If LBJ's rallying cry was an end to poverty in the world's richest nation, Obama's is an end to the 
Reagan Revolution. With the proposed tax increases on couples making more than $250,000, Obama has 
declared that trickle-down economics was a fantasy. He denounced it in moral terms, declaring in his budget 
that 'there is something wrong when we allow the playing field to be tilted so far in the favor of so few.'" 
     -- David Sanger,   Link

 Put another way, after eight years of having "ghost jobs" that paid $3,000 an hour,
 the super-rich are going to have to show up and actually do some work under Obama. 

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The GOP's Glorious Mess
 by William Rivers Pitt


Today, the Democratic Party controls both the Legislative and Executive Branches. President Obama, through masterfully 
delivered public addresses and carefully articulated policy initiatives, now dominates the high ground of American politics. 
Meanwhile, the GOP has been defending policies only popular within its base to hold what it still has, which marginalizes 
the party even further. The entire Republican Party, it seems, has spent the last week bending a knee to Rush Limbaugh, 
whose far-right grandstanding is leading the GOP even further into darkness. Sooner or later the party will re-emerge, 
for that is the way of things in American politics. In the meantime, however ... hoo, boy, what a glorious mess this is.

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GOP to Steele: Worship Rush or ship out


The biggest potential pitfall for RNC Chairman Tom Michael Steele was never about politics, 
it was always about his competence -- or lack thereof. 

But wait - why would you put an incomptent in charge of the party?
Because he's Black and you're tired of being called racist pigs by voters?

Steele has a less-than-stellar history in politics and business and now, thanks to 
his brief moment of honesty about Rush Limbaugh, his tenure as head of the RNC isn't looking so great either.

U.S. Whore & World Report's Paul Bedard says some Republicans are talking about firing Steele. 
"What is amazing is that Steele was elected because of his communications skills, and it is those skills that are 
damaging the Republican Party."

No, his temporary honesty damaged the child-molesting drug addict and we can't have that.

Before people begin to completely judge him as worthless, Steele needs to focus and knuckle down on building 
a strong foundation at RNC so we can begin rebuilding our majority," one "top GOP strategist" told Bedard. 
"If his implosion continues, RNC members are likely to call a special session to dump him for an effective chairman. 
There is not much patience for failure."

ha ha

"No patience for failure?"
You just gave us eight long years of the Worst President Ever!


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"Blagojevich, famous for saying of Obama's Senate seat, "I’m not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing," will make 
some money off the deal after all.  Blagojevich has just scored a six-figure deal with Phoenix Books to write 
about picking Obama's replacement. Any remaining lawyers on his legal team are cringing and popping Aspirin."
     -- Alex Koppelman,  Link

 I thought it was illegal to profit from your crimes...

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 Subject: "I had no idea you were in the hospital."

Hadn't heard that; sorry you've been ill; but my question is: 
How in the *ell did you have time to be in the hospital? 

You've kept up with your web page so well, we didn't know anything was amiss.
 Marian in MO 

I went in on the weekend to minimize my downtime :)
Full story in BCR 149

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Dems Launch Operation Pigboy


Democrats believe they have struck political gold by depicting Herr vulgar Pigboy as the new face of the Republican Party, 
a full-scale effort first hatched by some of the most familiar names in politics and now being guided in part from inside the White House. 

The strategy took shape after Democrats included Limbaugh’s name in an October poll and learned their longtime tormentor was 
deeply unpopular with many Americans. (You had to take a poll to find that out?)  Then the piece of shit emerged as an unapologetic 
critic of Barack Obama shortly before his inauguration, when even many Republicans were showering him with praise. 

Soon it clicked: Democrats realized they could roll out a new GOP bogeyman for the post-Bush era  by turning to an old 
Nazi pig called Limbaugh, a polarizing figure since he rose to prominence in the 1990s by slurring Blacks and gays. 

Paul Begala said they found Limbaugh’s ratings were even lower than the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and William Ayers.

ha ha

Rush is less popular than the "God damn America" guy and a "domestic terrorist."


“It’s great for Democrats, great for Rush, great for the press.
 The only people he’s not good for are the actual Republicans in Congress.”
    -- Carville, talking about "Operation Pigboy"

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 Subject: John McCain and GOP earmarks

It's funny hearing John McCain complain about earmarks in the congressional budget as if it was Obama's fault when 
members of Congress are responsible for adding them. About half of those earmarks came from McCain's fellow Republicans.
If McCain wants to fight earmarks I suggest he get the Republicans to give up their earmarks and shame the Democrats 
into giving up theirs. If McCain can't convince his own party to give up their pork then he shouldn't be preaching 
to others about it. It makes him look like a hypocrite and that he isn't taking America's problems seriously. 

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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The Secret Republican Rush Apology Machine

Minority Leader Pigboy 
 by David Plouffe


The 2008 election sent many messages. At the top: Americans wanted to turn the page on the politics of division 
and partisan pettiness, and they wanted a government -- and country -- that would put the middle class first. 
Watching the Republicans operate this past month, it would appear that they missed that unmistakable signal. 

Instead, Rush Limbaugh has become their leader. 

Limbaugh, of course, told his radio listeners that he's rooting for President Obama to fail 

                              "I hope Obama fails..."

-- and hoping Obama's ideas for bolstering our economy fail with him. For many Americans, hungry for leadership
and cooperation, this sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard. When Limbaugh reiterated the sentiment this weekend, 
hundreds of Republican conservatives cheered him on. But instead of rebuking the child lomester or charting their own 
course, Republican leaders in Washington are paralyzed with fear of crossing their leader. Less than 24 hours after 
committing the unforgivable sin of criticizing Limbaugh, RNC Chairman Tom Michael Steele was forced to publicly 
apologize. He was not the first and will certainly not be the last. 

Limbaugh's voice could be heard in the words of new Republican quarterback Eric Cantor, who says the GOP's 
strategy will be to "Just Say No" -- not for substantive or philosophical reasons but to advance Limbaugh's strategy
for failure. Independent voters, those who find the ways of Washington particularly toxic, could be forgiven for 
wondering whether the Republican minority has any clue what is happening in our country. 

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‘Socialism!’ Boo, Hiss, Repeat 


Conservatives might be seeking a spiritual leader, organizing principle and fresh identity, 
but they at least seem to have settled on a favorite rhetorical ogre: socialism.

As in, Democrats are intent on forcing socialism on the “U.S.S.A” (as the bumper sticker says, 
under the words “Comrade Obama”).

It seems that "socialist" has supplanted "liberal" as the go-to slur among much of a conservative world 
confronting a one-two-three punch of bank bailouts, budget blowouts and stimulus bills. Right-leaning 
bloggers and talk radio hosts are wearing out the brickbat. Senate and House Republicans have been 
tripping over their podiums to invoke it. The S-bomb has become as surefire a red-meat line at 
conservative gatherings as "Clinton" was in the 1990s and "Pelosi" is today."

Rethugs in the House and Senate have socialized medicine for insurance
but YOU can't have any because they don't want the poor to be covered.

Why is socialism OK for them but not us?

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     -- the pill-popping chil molester, El Pigbo   Link

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 Subject: Paul Harvey

Bart, I grew up listening to Paul Harvey on the radio everyday at noon.

I don't feel its wrong to talk bad about the dead who certainly used 
their time on earth to talk bad about the dead.

I was listening to him the day after John Lennon died
and I never listened to him again.

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Blame Bono for Everything


The most eye-catching placard on a 120,000-strong march in Dublin last Saturday against the Irish government’s 
austerity response to the tottering of the capitalist system was held by a teenager reading “Make Bono Pay Tax.”

The bail-out burden of the Anglo Irish Bank falls on the tax-payers. Hence the mass fury expressed on the march 
and the dismay of many at the nervous pusillanimity of union leaders on the platform, whose main call was not to
march on another couple of hundred yards to Anglo Irish headquarters and burn it down but to “exert pressure” 
on the government to agree to reopen talks on a “package of measures”.Hence, too, a new focus on tax-avoiders 
who live high off the hog in Dublin while basing their businesses in Euro-zone tax-shelters. Like U2.

So Paul O'Toole wrote a parody song:

I want to run, my money to hide
I want build paper walls and keep it inside
I want to seek shelter from income tax pain
Where the accounts have no names
See my tax bill disappear without a trace
Where the accounts have no names

Instead trying to hard to be f-ing cute, the writer could have given us some relevant information.
For instance, are Ireland's tax rates as screwed as England's?

If Bono is working real, real hard to save three perecent, the way the Fascist dogs do when Obama
says he's going to raise their 36% taxes to 39%, then I would join the criticism against Bono.

But remember George Harrsion's "Tax Man?"   "One for you, nineteen for me..."

IF Ireland is taking 95% of the money U2 makes, then I'd move to Holland, too.

But we don't know if Bono and U2 are being greedy because the whore writer 
wanted to be cute and attack Bono instead of giving us some usefull information.

What entertainer has given back more than Bono?

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Lil Rounds dazzles 'Idol' 
 Damn, have you seen this girl? 


Y'know how the judges are always saying, "Don't do Whitney, Mariah or Aretha?
You're not that good and you'll just sound stupid trying to pretend you are."

The criticism for Lil Rounds (they say that's her name) was that she did Mary J. Blige
but she sounded so much like her, they didn't see enough of the real Lil Rounds.

If they went by singing talent and chutspa and "I'm Aretha and you're not,"
Lil Rounds would already have this won - but like Simon says "Weird things can happen,"
and there are some cuties in the pack and some guys who can sing, so who knows?. 

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Cory Strode's Resume

 Subject: Rush v. Franken

Wish Al Franken was in the Senate now! 
What a hoot that would be..

Lynn in California
Keep Hammerin'....Fight On!

Lynn, Franken will get there before long.

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Mexican Gang Wars


If I had Obama's ear, I'd tell him to prepare for a massive Mexgang invasion on Texas this year.
This Mexican situation is a boiling pot that's about to start whistling.  (I'm a poet.)
Hillary should be sending Obama a PDB that says, "Mexgangs likely to invade Texas soon."

These Mexgangs have nearly-unlimited money because they're dealing soft and hard drugs.
Their M.O. is murdering the Chief of Police in whatever town they want to control.

You the Chief of Police? 
Your wife can claim your headless body in the morning.

Maybe these Mexgangs won't invade Texas this year, and by "invade" I mean they send 300-500 
handjobs with AK-47s into Brownsville, Laredo, McAllen and El Paso to "teach Yankee who's boss,"
and we have a problem on our hands so let's not treat it like healthcare reform in 1993

This is exactly like a high stakes poker game.
Odds are the Mexgangs won't launch an invasion with 500 AK-47s in the next 9 months,
but are you ready to go "all in" with the lives of Brownsville, Laredo, McAllen and El Paso citizens?

Shit, if nothing else, let's relocate 20,000 American-based military personel to those towns.
We don't need a well-funded murderous Mexgang problem distracting us from those 9-11 handjobs.

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 Subject: I hate "My bad"

Hola BartCop!
Hide the kids. Cushion the fragile items.

I have to say it.
I absolutely f-ing HATE (!!!) the phrase, "My bad."

It is just so Koresh-damned infantile and a poor example of spoken English!

And these mother-effers, the assholes in the GOFP, for "English Only" nonsense? 
And grown adults, ADULTS (!!!), say this shit?

Every time I hear someone say "My bad." I just want to knock 'em down a flight of stairs.
 Dr. Bomb

Next Bartfest, I'll try not to say that if you're around :) 

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