"It's about time Obama did something about
these poor people in Iran." -- McCain, always the asshole,
using this crisis as a political football
Hey John, I have some advice fot you:
Shut the fuck up.
Everyone in Iran (and America)
knows you're that insane, "Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran"
And you think Iran believes you when you say you want
to help them?
You're the crazy loser that
America rejected last year - remember?
Nobody likes you, nobody trusts you, nobody cares
what you think..
If Obama did as you suggest,
Ahmahandjob could order the crowd to
be machine-gunned, saying, "The
American-Zionists cannot conquer Iran." Believe it or not, violence
is NOT the answer to every problem.
Excerpt: An Iranian woman looks up at the camera as she
lies dying on the streets of Tehran after Saturday's democracy protests.
Blood starts to pour from her mouth and her nose.
Her eyes roll back as men scramble vainly to keep her alive.
The woman, named today as 27-year-old Neda Agha
Soltani, had been shot through the heart. She died within minutes.
Foreign media are banned from reporting
and dozens of journalists have been arrested or deported in the latest
But the video of Neda bleeding to death has been
broadcast across the globe via the internet and has become a rallying point
I spent about 20 hours in the Bartmobile last
weekend, mostly listening to CNN
on satellite so I'm nearly expert now on this
For the first time, we're seeing a nation reject
To me that's pretty goddamn exciting.
Some crowds were chanting "Death
to the Ayatollah." Christiane Amanpour said,
"That's a red line that's never been crossed in Iran before."
The Iranians who are 35 or younger (half of Iran)
have never known anything but
"The Ayataollah is God" and
"America is the great Satan."
But then the crazy Ayatollah said "The
election was fair," and they KNOW he's
I wish more Americans would reject religious
But those kids love American culture and they
see America now being run by a Black man named Hussein
and they have decided to reject the old religious
insanity and I think that's pretty damn exciting. But then,
there's blood in the streets, so things aren't
very pretty. I hope Ahmahandjob steps down soon.
They say no matter how this ends, the religious
charade is over.
These aren't holy men - they're power-hungry
And this Mousavi guy?
The experts say he was Ahmahandjob-Lite last week, but history and
fate have made him one of the most
important figures in Iranian history - how can they possibly get the
freedom genie back into the bottle?
Iran's universities are 60% women - yet they're second-class citizens
who have said, "Enough."
Plus, the Saudis and other Islamic people are seeing this and wondering,
we have freedom, too?"
I have some sure-to-be controversial advice for
the Iranian people, below.
"The president is being roundly criticized
for insufficient, rhetorical support for what's going on over there. It seems to me foolish criticism. The
people on the streets know full well what the American attitude toward the regime is. And they don't
need that reinforced." -- George Will, calling McCain an idiot,
"To insist the American president, in the first
days of the rebellion, insert the American government into the drama was shortsighted and
mischievous...the ayatollahs were only too eager to demonize the demonstrators as mindless lackeys of
the Great Satan or whatever they call us this week." -- Piggy Noonan, calling McCain an idiot, Link
Get the fuck outta here - those two really said something that
Isn't that proof that they are sane, but that they lie constantly?
When they say the goofy shit they say THEY KNOW it's goofy shit.
They've proven they're capable of telling the truth, which is
Why can't these sick bastards and bitches tell the truth on a
They get paid by evil people to spew goofy shit. Their lies and false opinions are clearly for sale.
Excerpt: A federal jury ruled Thursday that Jammie Thomas-Rasset
willfully violated the copyrights on 24 songs,
and awarded recording companies $1.92 million,
or $80,000 per song.
Thomas-Rasset sat glumly with her chin in hand
as she heard the jury's finding of willful infringement,
which increased the potential penalty. She raised
her eyebrows in surprise when the jury's penalty
of $80,000 per song was read.
Good thing she wasn't smoking pot, too.
The recording industry bribed our crooked congress to make songs worth
Really? There's a song that's so good a copy is worth
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I thought
a $200 shot of Chinaco was outrageous.
"I made some liberals very angry, my phone
rang off the hook and my email filled up. Look, folks, I like Obama too, I'm just saying
let's not make it a religion. And as far as you folks on the right who think that we're
now somehow in league, we're not in league. I was criticising Obama for not being hard
enough on the corporate douchebags you guys live to defend. I don't want to be on your
team, pick another kid."
-- Bill Maher, on his criticism of Obama last week Link
"Shouldn't there be one party that unambiguously
supports cutting the military budget, a party that is straight up in favor of gun
control, gay marriage, higher taxes on the rich, universal health care, legalizing pot, and
steep direct taxing of polluters? ...What we need is an actual progressive party to represent
the millions of Americans who aren't being served by the Democrats, because bottom line: Democrats
are the new Republicans."
-- Bill Maher Link
People ask why I stick with the Democrats - it's because it's
the shorter route to victory.
If the idiot Democrats would just list the facts we could win
every election - but they're too afraid.
Take Bill's first point - cutting the military budget.
When we suggest that, the right-wing screams, "They're
giving our freedom to Osama," and the idiotic Dem cowards back down and vote for more planes
and ships that we don't need.
What did more planes and more ships do for us in Iraq or Afghanistan?
We spend more than the next ten countries COMBINED on "defense."
But it's not defending us - it's just a way for
the super-rich to steal more money.
If we could get the Democrats to list the facts we could change
the world, but nooooooooo.
The people with the brains don't have any courage so the Monkey's
America's voting sheep are another problem.
Too bad we didn't want fair and legal elections in 2000 and 2004
as badly as Iranians do today.
Bush stole the White House and our idiot Democrats said,
"That's OK and we're willing to work with
you to push your agenda thru."
What does Obama get when he wins?
A stab in the back from his own party.
God, sometimes I just want to strangle some of our Democrats.
The only time they show any spine is when they're fighting
"I think he will be welcomed back by his colleagues
and go back to being a good senator. Most Americans
look at this as a personal situation."
-- Lindsey Graham, on Senator Ensign's affair with - a woman,
Hey asshole, why wasn't it a personal affair
when Clinton almost had sex with "that woman?"
Subject: Thanks for over nine
years of awareness and entertainment
Back around 2000 when I was still in high school
I started reading your blog.
I didn't understand all of it at the time, but
it kept me entertained.
Back before I even knew what the hell a blog
After Bush v. Gore I reached out for some bastion
of sanity and have been reading ever since.
Later, I went through problems picking my major
in college, of which I went through three.
One that lasted two weeks, another that lasted
two years and finally political science.
Politics had always been a fascination for me
since high school and I kept it as a minor
all throughout my college days, eventually taking
it up as my chosen study and profession.
If there was anything that you taught me that
I really, truly took to heart it was to distrust everyone
who talks out of more than one side of their
mouth. Republicans, democrats, business leaders, celebreties,
everyone regardless of creed, color of political
leaning. Look at what they do, not what they say.
Second, it was to pull together when it meant
it. I'd been reading for roughly a year when 9/11 happened.
There was no partisanship in your speech.
Even though you hated Bush you stood by him when it meant the most.
Even though he acted as far away from honorably
as a president could at the time and after he was still the rallying figure.
Never divide when it means the most. You'll
only hurt others and yourself.
Third and finally, keep a steady sense of humor.
Politics is a dingy, grimy business full of unsavory
people and a public that is mostly disinterested
past sound bites and talking points. Keeping
a joke on your tongue makes people listen.
Because people love to laugh.
After nine years of reading I figure I'll finally
And if I get this dream job I'm hoping to get
soon (fingers crossed) you'll be getting
the first share of my first paycheck for all
of your tireless effort. Thanks, and keep on hammering.
- Keith from South Carolina.
Excerpt: If I was an oligarch and I wanted to buy my spoiled
little shit of a son a toy that would make him laugh and laugh for hours,
I'd buy him a middle-class American. Because
Americans are funny the way all dupes and chumps are funny. You can trick
today's Americans time and again, and they always
fall for it. And when you trick them, they stomp around dramatically and
make a lot of blustery noise about "the people"
who allegedly "aren't going to stand much more of this" because "our founding
forefathers blah blah blah" and of course the
ol' "you can fool some of the people some of the time, buttcha can't fool
blah blah blah..."
Basically, if you've seen your Elmer Fudd, then
you've seen your American sucker in all of his cartoon comic-foil glory:
a sentimental buffoon, a harmless chump whose
guns don't fool anyone but himself.
Every day, Americans play the role of Elmer Fudd
to the oligarchy's Bugs Bunny
--if you look at it from the oligarchy's point
of view, at least.
Exhibit A: Multigazllionaire scumbag Angelo Mozilo
v. American Suckers.
Tuesday it was reported that Mozilo, the guy who
destroyed millions of Americans' lives and now faces fraud charges,
is making American taxpayers - his victims -
pay for his legal defense. Yup, Bank of America, which only exists thanks
to tens of billions of taxpayer dollars, is using
YOUR MONEY to defend Angelo Mozilo against YOU, the victim.
"You and I are both students of history and
we’ve seen this movie before. When Ronald Reagan stood up for the workers in Gdansk
in Poland, when he stood up for the people of Czechoslovakia, in Prague Spring, and America did.
And some good Democrats did, too." -- always wrong
McCain, trying to drag Obama into Iran's civil war, Link
"Tell me again who it was who committed treason
against our country by making back-room deal with the Ayatollah (oh, was that the same Iran that's
in the news today?) 'yeah Ayatollah, you just make sure you keep those hostages until after the election
and we'll give you the weapons you need to fight Saddam.'"
-- AmericasBack, Link
"And don't forget when Saint Ronnie stood up
for states rights in 1861!"
-- Bob Wurst, Link
"Remember when Reagan beat the Nazis with his
-- spring heeled jack, Link
"And how he ended WWI by playing rock paper
scissors with the Kaiser..."
-- Bob Wurst, Link
"Ronald Reagan represents all of the worst
elements of the American political experience of the last 50 years. All of them. He was, and always will be, nothing
but a steaming hot pile of filthy hyena puke. Intellectually, Reagan gave chimpy a run for his money. He was vacuous.
He was shallow. He was incurious. He was a puppet and a door stop for a group of sick ideologues who really
ran the country. He was a shitty actor and foolish tool. Ideologically,
he was a hater and an imperialist and far-right loony-tune.
He hated the poor. He hated gays. He hated leftists. He hated communists - and he was pretty sure you were one if you
disagreed with him. Ronald Reagan was a twisted unrepentant closed-minded shit-bag hate monger. And that's just
for starters. Fuck Ronald Reagan. Then fuck him again."
-- Truth2Tell Link
Have been following the David Letterman brouhaha.
I read online that the reason he apologized
the 2nd time was because one of the big CBS advertisers,
Embassy Suites, either pulled their account
over this or threatened to.
I'm all for a boycott of Embassy Suites and any
other company with no sense of humor.
I agree with the previous writer that Palin could
case less about her daughters.
Any modern parent should be broad-minded and
offer access to birth control in middle school or earlier!
We're the only developed country that still agonizes
The same people who don't women to get an abortion
don't want them to have access to birth control.
Isn't that what the abortion debate is all about?
Controlling American women?!!
Excerpt: The traditional TV industry is where the newspaper
industry was about five years ago:
There are murmurings on the edges about how longstanding
business models will come under pressure
as Internet distribution takes over. But, so
far, the revenue and profits are hanging in there, so the big
TV companies don't really care.
Specifically, the TV industry's attitude is the
same as the newspaper industry's attitude was circa 2002-2003:
"Stop calling us dinosaurs: We get digital;
We're growing our digital businesses; We're investing in digital platforms; People still recall ads even when they fast-forward
through them on DVRs; There's no substitute for TV ads. Traditional TV isn't going away: Just look
at our revenue and profits!"
Alex Jones is an idiot bomb-throwing conspiracy
monger who spends all his time whipping people into a frenzy
over anything and everything being a conspiracy
theory. He's one of the leading lights of the 9/11 truther movement.
The Obama Deception is basically two parts of
Part 1- The banks rule the world, our elections
exist only to elect puppets that have no real power, and the
"One World Government" will soon declare victory
and have everyone using 1 currency and we'll all be one nation.
Ths Illuminati sure are taking their time on
Part 2- Obama, who you'll recall, was a powerless
puppet in part 1, is building a personal army to control America,
This is from the G.I.V.E (Generations Invigorating
Volunteerism and Education) ACT. Which the Infowars crowd has
concluded isn't an expansion of the PeaceCorps,
but rather Obama's Brownshirts being formed. Said act passed
sometime last summer, and somehow our streets
have yet to be flooded with "Obama Youth" taking our guns from us.
It's a load of crap. These people exist only to
make honest truth seekers look like nutjobs.
--Mike The Dealer
I get that, but why has Obama been using the Bush play book so often?
To many Lefties, his mantra of "change" seems kinda like a bad joke.
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It started with a snarky e-mail exchange... then it got more civil.
The low blow is that Bartcop has a photoshopped
picture of a female politician as a hooker.
Yes, I did - it's called 'political humor.'
And if you didn't put it up as a backdrop to the
Letterman crap, who did?
And comparing my post to anything Letterman did
Did I attack your child? In gender-based terms?
Did I photoshop a picture of you dolled up as
a male hooker? Uh, that would be NO.
Clearly, you are insane.
Palin is a whore and you attacked me for telling
I have no children so no, you didn't attack my
kids but you attacked me
for telling the truth and that makes you
Why are you so hung up on this "gender-based"
I published Rush Limba - Lying Nazi Whore
a decade before your complaint so how
can you try to make the case that I'm attacking
all women when I call Palin a whore?
There are whores in this world and you have to
come to terms with that.
> Why do you think my dislike of Palin applies to all women?
The sad part of this whole thing is that I like
Bartcop more than the rest -- Kos, TPM, you name 'em.
And probably feel that you at least read your
The anger that some feminists are feeling has
been bubbling right under the surface for awhile.
Obviously the media's treatment of Hillary Clinton
Dismal is the nicest word you could put
on Hillary's lynching.
As a writer who works in celebrity worlds, I've
seen the marginalizing of younger and younger girls,
often using celebrity culture to do it. I'm researching
that subject right now -- possibly for a book.
The upswing in girls' low self-esteem and inability
to see themselves as more than sex objects is stunning.
There is a rise in tween girl suicides. The stats
I know something about that and and the truth
would shock your eyeballs out.
Teenage girls are peer-pressured into doing things
that would disturb Linda Lovelace.
"If you don't let him do that to you, he'll
find a girl who will." If I had a daughter, every date she had would
get a pep talk from me and The Baby.
Worse, the girls let the guys videotape it.
But rest assured that you are not the only liberal
I have insulted.
I'm not sure I'm a liberal.
I'm not afraid of that label, but I'm to Obama's
Left as far as his governing
but I was to his right during the campaign.
But then, I'm more to the right than many of my
Maybe they forgive me because they know I'm not
I had already insulted every right winger I knew
who sent me Obama is a Muslim or Hillary is a Bitch emails
...then I saw Bristol Palin photoshopped into
a whore, with "Like Mother Like Daughter" captions.
I was just as pissed as I had been when the Obama
shit hit my mailbox.
Bristol is like somebody stuck in North Korea
or the Waco Davidian compound.
Since her captors are insane, she can't help
but be a victim of that.
She became the poster girl for proof that abstinence
doesn't work but it's sad that
a teen-ager has to go thru that. Perhaps if her
mother weren't do desperately power-hungry,
life would be easier for Bristol.
On the other hand, when she joined Hayden Panettiere
on the "Just say No" tour,
she stepped into the ring. She lied, "Abstinence
works," which makes her a player.
She can't tell lies and then hide behind,
"I'm just a kid."
Interesting thought about 'the age of reason."
(That's what Catholics called the age at which
you were held accountable for your sins)
At 21, you're deemed mature enough to sign contracts
and drink alcohol.
At 18, you're deemed mature enough to join the
military and choose to charge the machine gun.
(Funny, that makes decisions about contracts
and alcohol look trivial by comparison.)
At 16, you're deemed mature enough to drive a
Toyota Landcruiser thru town
and at age 12-14, God deemed you mature enough
to start a family.
At what age are you eligible for attack by America's
One of the young females in my family, a 22-year
old college educated professional, waited until
her baby was born to marry the father a couple
of years ago. She told me that she felt dirty for
the first time after hearing the comments aimed
at Bristol Palin.
It was wrong of her to feel that way and here's
Sarah and the RNC tried to turn Bristol and Spermboy
into America's Perfect Young Couple.
That was a stupid, clumsy lie from the get-go
and you probably read that first on bartcop.com.
They were never going to get married -
it was obvious to everyone but the lying whore press.
For all we know, Bristol might've aborted her
pregnancy like most "not ready" Republicans do.
But Mom looks good in a skirt and that bought
her a ticket into the BIG leagues.
If her less-than-perfect kids get hurt - screw
'em - Mom wants what she wants!
I was furious that some in my own party participated
in making a wonderful girl feel judged and slutty.
(None of the "Well, Bristol's mom..." excuses
excuse it.) And if she felt that way, how many more?
Not trying to make you angry, but here is my thought.
Your anger because a young female relative took a political attack
on someone else personally
doesn't necessarily make the political attack unfair.
She has a right to feel anyway she wants - and so do you.
But please don't infringe on my right to speak what I think is the
Sarah Palin is a dangerous whore and I have every right to publish
You're right that it's grossly unfair for one teenage girl who make
a mistake to have to suffer
with worldwide notoriety of her sexual mistakes but Sarah "Protect
my kids at all costs" Palin
put Bristol in that position - not me and not David Letterman.
Really, the only way to prevent this from happening again would be for
to be off-camera and off-limits until they were 21 - but politicians
use them for props - so that's out.
Last shot at Plain: How disgusting it was for Palin - as soon as every speech ended - her
husband would run onstage
with that Downs Syndrome baby so Sarah could wave him in the faces
of the "pro-lifer" crowd?
She waved that kid around like a giant "Number One" finger at a college
Has any American polician ever used their kids as props so shamelessly
Excerpt: To Barack Obama's most excitable adversaries,
the firing of the Americorps inspector general that the president
ordered last week is an incipient scandal, as
loud and thrilling as Whitewater once was. Their fond memories of that
ancient controversy (and its many sequels) were
revived by the sudden dismissal of Gerald Walpin, a Bush administration
appointee who has depicted himself as the victim
of a political conspiracy. Insinuations and smears abound already -- including
an attempt by the usual suspects to drag the
first lady into the mud, Hillary-style, on the basis of anonymous allegations.
The latest accusations of White House impropriety
are indeed reminiscent of the Clinton wars. But before conservatives
spin themselves into a grand mal frenzy, they
ought to understand that the strongest parallels between "Walpingate"
Whitewater are the palpable flimsiness of the
charges and the questionable motives of the chief accuser. Unless there
much more to this story than what responsible
journalists have found so far, the buzzing chatter on the right will soon
subside into a disappointed murmur
I'm happy that Joe reminds people that Whitewater
was all smoke and mirrors by the NY Whore Times.
That matter was long settled before Clinton moved into the White House,
but the whore Times kept saying
"Maybe we should look at it again,"
and the whore media and talk radio went insane over a non-story.
They appointed a special prosecutor - Fisk - who couldn't find any crimes.
So they imported the religiously insane
Kenny Hardon to make shit up but he, too, found nothing but a little
tongue action so that became the "crime."
Meanwhile, the kept repeating "scandal plagued administration" even
tho it was all horseshit.
The worst part?
Last year I had to hear from those to my Left how scandalous
the Clintons were.
Meanwhile, the worst crooks in history got a
"Commit all the crimes you want" pass from Pelosi.
That horseshit makes me
want to drink straight from the bottle.
"It's not fair to bring murderers and torturers to justice."
"The last thing that I want to do is to have
the United States be a foil for those forces inside Iran who would love nothing better than to make this an argument
about the United States. We shouldn't be playing into that. There should be no distractions from the fact
that the Iranian people are seeking to let their voices be heard." -- Obama, using his
"What's going on in Iran? They have some ethnic
differences there and some religious differences, but basically, this is about a government trying to deny
the modern world. They don't think they can keep control, if everybody gets to say what they really believe, and
go where they really want, and be who they want to be. And they're right." -- Clinton, who has it exactly
Iranian kids have the Internet - they're hip to the real world
that religious isanity has denied them.
When will America join them and reject that harmful religious
Sidebar: CNN has been acting like a legitimate news agency all weekend.
It's amazing to see them deliver real news without jokes and
sneers and a ton of horseshit.
They've taken the mic and camera away from nutty-ass handjobs
like Rich Sanchez and Jeannie Moss
and given them to responsible adults like Christiane Amanpour.
I can't believe I'm doing this, ... a shot of Chinaco to CNN.
Fantastic job of tearing apart, step-by-step,
the utter and complete horseshit spouted by Lou Pritchett.
What a douchenozzle this guy is. Why didn't
he just write "I'm scared because I'm a stupid dipshit
who thinks that the media starts Rush Limbaugh
and ends with Fox News".
Personally, it scares me are that there are people
out there who'll actually believe this crap.
You went above and beyond this time my man.
You swung the hammer and stuffed it right up
this clown's ass!!!!
Brian in Jersey
I sent it to all my friends.
-Joe in Costa Mesa, CA
Procter and Gamble?
Cincinnati, Ohio---a racist, fascist hell-hole,
and has been for 100 years.
It's also home to ultra-elitist, pseudo-monarchist
I know, I grew up there, as did radio man Peter
Bob who escaped to NC
Tha 'Prichett letter to Obama' bit was beautiful.
I've been dropping your name to everyone lately.
By the way, 'blow me' is one of my personal
favorite debating tools.
Playing the "Blow me" card isn't always a great debate move
but sometimes it's the most appropriate way to reply to a raving loon.
Subject: Now, not unlike
Lily Allen, all I can do is smile.
Barack has to and I mean has to deal with the
Landrieus, Bayhs and Nelsons in his world.
Not to mention the Heath Shulers in the House.
It takes quite some time to soften the shell
of the 'darkie doubters' out there in the general
public and I don't want to lose the midterms
due to some reactionary wave.
Barack is a politician and probably the best we
have ever and will ever see. I used to say that about WJC.
Methinks (hopes) you're using all that psychology
learnin' of yours to toughen the flanks of Obama supporters.
Excerpt: Newly released FBI files show agents across the
country and at the highest level of the agency investigated "Deep Throat"
— the 1972 porn movie, not the shadowy Watergate
figure — in a vain attempt to roll back what became a cultural shift
toward more permissive entertainment.
The documents released to The Whore AP show the
expanse of agents' investigation into the film: seizing copies of the movie,
having negatives analyzed in labs and interviewing
everyone from actors and producers to messengers who delivered reels to
Translation: Rethugs who hadn't ever been laid were embarassed
that others enjoyed sex.
So they seiezed all"the
evidence" and went
"into secusion" to "study
the reems of evidence,"
Yeah, that sounds like all the Rethugs we know
- assuming their boyfriend could help them "study" the tapes.
I wonder how they handled the cow interfering
with bull-on-bull sex?
All of it in a failed attempt to stop the movie
about a cultural and sexual revolution that non-sexual Rethugs saw as simply
"Today we can't imagine authorities at any level
of government — local, state or federal — being involved in
obscenity prosecutions of this kind," said Mark
Weiner, a constitutional law professor with a straight face.
This is one of those nutty Internet clip things
but every baseball fan needs to see this.
We saw the
Let me guess: Liam needed another $20M
real, real bad?
This is a action-packed, super-bad movie.
Please - I'm broke, and I would not
do this movie for $20M.
His daughter can't be that stupid.
His bitchy ex-wife can't be that stupid.
His super-stupid, lying daughter is being held
somewhere in Paris.
All Liam has to do is search every building in
Paris then viola - there she is.
Then he chases a car on foot. Every man
in his fifties can do that, right?
Who was the casting director for this movie?
Need fifty bad guys shot and sliced to
death? Call Liam Neeson.
Wouldn't Stallone have played the part better?
Oskar Schindler can beat up seven armed thugs
in a small kitchen?
I thought Nesson was an actor, as opposed
to a karate-chop-to-the-neck actor.
Plus, why does it tale a professional assassin
6-8 punches to drop a dude?
I thought Rangers and Seals could drop a man
with a single blow.
The movie made no sense at all.
For $500, I could've plugged a lot of script
It’s because they reap huge amounts of $$$ off
of every test prescribed and reading
of said tests afterward, which allows for yet
another office visit charge to the patient.
My wife works with doctors doing neurological
(EEG) tests and she sees the greed every day.
Unneeded testing performed on elderly patients,
repeat tests of patients who are just days away from dying,
so many unnecessary wastes of time and expense.
Also the doctors get new cars every two years, completely
free health insurance and quarterly bonuses based
on profit. These benefits go to all doctors in this large clinic.
BobbyLee in Iowa
I think you're right.
If everybody had insurance, they wouldn't be able to charge $50 for
It's like the credit card bastards:
They said they HAD to charge 30% interest because of all the deadbeats
filing bankruptcy on them.
So they bribed congress to change the bankruptcy laws so everyone had
to pay - but kept the 30%.
Then what happened?
The banks went bankrupt because they got too greedy.
When you force a jobless man to pay you,
he has no choice but to give his home back to the bank.
Their greed (and congressional bribes) brought them down.
Not much, I know.
I'm still scraping around on the bottom of the
Sorry you just get the leavings now and then.
I like the page best.
I don't have the time to sit in one place to
listen to the audio show
and since I'm so poor, my car is old enough to
not have a CD player.
I'm a crazy enough driver that I wouldn't dare
listen to one of your shows while driving.
Minivans full of kids would not be safe if I
was driving around laughing my ass off, with tears running down my face.
C'mon, Bart...driving and listening to your shows?
KM in Moore, OK
Mmmmm, ...I had a chance to lose my virginity in Moore, OK.
I really need to write that Bartcop Biography.
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What is the bonus?
It's a tag-team ambush by Howard Stern and Robin.
One of their employees got a word wrong - traction -
and they jumped on him and tortured him for twelve minutes
I don't know of any other comic or comic team that could've pulled
It was live, it was spontaneous and it was amazing.
If you know someone who says Stern has no talent - play this for them.
It's the hardest I've laughed this year - I hope you like it.
favorite Shirley picture?
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