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 Weekend-Monday  June 20-22, 2009  Vol 2353 - Neda

Quote of the Day

"LIAR! Sorry, I had to get that off my chest. 
  We need to stand up and say this. Come on!" 
     -- Michael Tom Steele, screaming at Obama,   Link
 

 "(Obama) has not been bipartisan. There really 
  hasn't been a change in the climate in Washington." 
     -- McCain, attacking Obama for Steele's tone,   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Video of Murder goes Viral 
Arrow Police attack in Iran HOT
Arrow Law, Jury goes Crazy 
Arrow Television is Dying HOT
Arrow Elmer Fudd Nation 
Arrow Bartcop mention on TPM 
Arrow Obama "scandal" phony HOT
Arrow Lohan ...with Seacrest? 


 
 





 



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Quotes

"It's about time Obama did something about these poor people in Iran."
    -- McCain, always the asshole, using this crisis as a political football
 

 Hey John, I have some advice fot you:  Shut the fuck up.

Everyone in Iran (and America) knows you're that insane, "Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" prick.
   And you think Iran believes you when you say you want to help them?
You're the crazy loser that America rejected last year - remember?
    Nobody likes you, nobody trusts you, nobody cares what you think..
If Obama did as you suggest, Ahmahandjob could order the crowd to 
    be machine-gunned, saying, "The American-Zionists cannot conquer Iran." 
Believe it or not, violence is NOT the answer to every problem. 
 

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Video of murder becomes internet sensation
 How religious can these girl shooters be? 
 Iran is furious that Twitter and YourTube are telling the truth.

 Link

Excerpt:
An Iranian woman looks up at the camera as she lies dying on the streets of Tehran after Saturday's democracy protests. 
Blood starts to pour from her mouth and her nose. Her eyes roll back as men scramble vainly to keep her alive. 

The woman, named today as 27-year-old Neda Agha Soltani, had been shot through the heart. She died within minutes.
Foreign media are banned from reporting  and dozens of journalists have been arrested or deported in the latest crisis. 
But the video of Neda bleeding to death has been broadcast across the globe via the internet and has become a rallying point for protesters. 
 

I spent about 20 hours in the Bartmobile last weekend, mostly listening to CNN 
on satellite so I'm nearly expert now on this Iran situation.

For the first time, we're seeing a nation reject religion.
To me that's pretty goddamn exciting.
Some crowds were chanting "Death to the Ayatollah."
Christiane Amanpour said, "That's a red line that's never been crossed in Iran before."

The Iranians who are 35 or younger (half of Iran) have never known anything but
"The Ayataollah is God" and "America is the great Satan."

But then the crazy Ayatollah said "The election was fair," and they KNOW he's lying.
I wish more Americans would reject religious insanity, too.

But those kids love American culture and they see America now being run by a Black man named Hussein 
and they have decided to reject the old religious insanity and I think that's pretty damn exciting. But then, 
there's blood in the streets, so things aren't very pretty.  I hope Ahmahandjob steps down soon.

They say no matter how this ends, the religious charade is over.
These aren't holy men - they're power-hungry handjobs.

And this Mousavi guy?
The experts say he was Ahmahandjob-Lite last week, but history and fate have made him one of the most 
important figures in Iranian history - how can they possibly get the freedom genie back into the bottle?

Iran's universities are 60% women - yet they're second-class citizens who have said, "Enough."

Plus, the Saudis and other Islamic people are seeing this and wondering, "Can we have freedom, too?"

I have some sure-to-be controversial advice for the Iranian people, below.
 

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Quotes

"The president is being roundly criticized for insufficient, rhetorical support for what's going on over there. 
  It seems to me foolish criticism. The people on the streets know full well what the American attitude 
  toward the regime is. And they don't need that reinforced."
     -- George Will, calling McCain an idiot,  Link
 

"To insist the American president, in the first days of the rebellion, insert the American government 
  into the drama was shortsighted and mischievous...the ayatollahs were only too eager to demonize the 
  demonstrators as mindless lackeys of the Great Satan or whatever they call us this week."
   -- Piggy Noonan, calling McCain an idiot,  Link
 

 Get the fuck outta here - those two really said something that makes sense?

 Isn't that proof that they are sane, but that they lie constantly?

 When they say the goofy shit they say THEY KNOW it's goofy shit.

 They've proven they're capable of telling the truth, which is so damning. 
 Why can't these sick bastards and bitches tell the truth on a regular basis?

 They get paid by evil people to spew goofy shit. 
 Their lies and false opinions are clearly for sale.

 They just f-ing proved it.
 

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Ten days ago, who knew Twitter would change the world?


Police attacking the crowd in Iran

 Video 3:30

They've gone this far - thay might as well complete the revolution.

If dozens of cops are going to bloody hundreds of people
maybe it's time the people took knives and forks into the street.

A variation on Bart's Law #10:

A chanting crowd with knives and a kind word 
can get more than a chanting crowd with just a kind word. 

Geez, one kick would knock those cycles over and put the riders at the mercy of the crowd.
I'm not saying that'd be a pretty sight, but this is either a bloody revolution or it's not.

...which reminds me of  Bart's Law #8

Power isn't something that's given to you. 
Power is something you f-ing take! 
Power damn sure isn't something you beg your opponent to give you. 

*I* wouldn't stand there and let a goon beat me, or stab me or lance me.
I would stab him in the neck with a fork if he attacked me.

If that crowd was holding regular kitchen knives
would those violent bikers still want a piece of them?

Some Islamic country needs to oiffer the ayataollahs and Ahmahandjob safe haven.
 

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Law, Jury goes Bat-shit Crazy
 Crucifies woman for possession of illegal music

 Link

 Excerpt:
A federal jury ruled Thursday that Jammie Thomas-Rasset willfully violated the copyrights on 24 songs, 
and awarded recording companies $1.92 million, or $80,000 per song.

Thomas-Rasset sat glumly with her chin in hand as she heard the jury's finding of willful infringement, 
which increased the potential penalty. She raised her eyebrows in surprise when the jury's penalty 
of $80,000 per song was read.
 

Good thing she wasn't smoking pot, too.

The recording industry bribed our crooked congress to make songs worth $80K each?
Really?
There's a song that's so good a copy is worth $80K?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I thought a $200 shot of Chinaco was outrageous.

This is such bullshit.
 

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Call the BartPhone 1-800-530-2979 and leave your
2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played on BCR.

If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part out.
 

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Bill Maher Quotes

"I made some liberals very angry, my phone rang off the hook and my email filled up. 
Look, folks, I like Obama too, I'm just saying let's not make it a religion. And as far as 
you folks on the right who think that we're now somehow in league, we're not in league. 
I was criticising Obama for not being hard enough on the corporate douchebags you guys
live to defend. I don't want to be on your team, pick another kid." 
      -- Bill Maher, on his criticism of Obama last week    Link
 

"Shouldn't there be one party that unambiguously supports cutting the military budget, 
a party that is straight up in favor of gun control, gay marriage, higher taxes on the rich, 
universal health care, legalizing pot, and steep direct taxing of polluters? ...What we need 
is an actual progressive party to represent the millions of Americans who aren't being served 
by the Democrats, because bottom line: Democrats are the new Republicans."
      -- Bill Maher   Link
 

 People ask why I stick with the Democrats - it's because it's the shorter route to victory.
 If the idiot Democrats would just list the facts we could win every election - but they're too afraid.

 Take Bill's first point - cutting the military budget.
 When we suggest that, the right-wing screams, "They're giving our freedom to Osama,"
 and the idiotic Dem cowards back down and vote for more planes and ships that we don't need.

 What did more planes and more ships do for us in Iraq or Afghanistan?

 We spend more than the next ten countries COMBINED on "defense."
 But it's not defending us - it's just a way for the super-rich to steal more money.

 If we could get the Democrats to list the facts we could change the world, but nooooooooo.
 The people with the brains don't have any courage so the Monkey's often win.

 America's voting sheep are another problem.
 Too bad we didn't want fair and legal elections in 2000 and 2004 as badly as Iranians do today.

 Bush stole the White House and our idiot Democrats said, 
"That's OK and we're willing to work with you to push your agenda thru."

 What does Obama get when he wins?
 A stab in the back from his own party.

 God, sometimes I just want to strangle some of our Democrats.
 The only time they show any spine is when they're fighting each other.
 

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I think they're serious.
I don't see them backing down.


 Subject: BCR 153 cuts off early

Hey Bart,

I bet everyone's telling you this - show 153 cuts off after about 11 minutes into it.
It seems the whole file didn't get uploaded (second link to the actual MP3).
Cheers,
 Kev
 

Kevin, the whole file is there and it plays OK for me.
Some people had the same problem with BCR 152.
I wonder why it's doing that?

Did you download or listen?
Try to download the file and listen to it that way.

I'll print this and see if anyone has an answer.

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Mike Malloy Live


Quotes

"I think he will be welcomed back by his colleagues and go back to 
  being a good senator. Most Americans look at this as a personal situation." 
      -- Lindsey Graham, on Senator Ensign's affair with - a woman,    Link
 

 Hey asshole, why wasn't it a personal affair 
 when Clinton almost had sex with "that woman?"

 You hypocritical piece of shit...
 

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Subject: Thanks for over nine years of awareness and entertainment

Back around 2000 when I was still in high school I started reading your blog.
I didn't understand all of it at the time, but it kept me entertained.
Back before I even knew what the hell a blog was.

After Bush v. Gore I reached out for some bastion of sanity and have been reading ever since.
Later, I went through problems picking my major in college, of which I went through three.
One that lasted two weeks, another that lasted two years and finally political science.
Politics had always been a fascination for me since high school and I kept it as a minor
all throughout my college days, eventually taking it up as my chosen study and profession.

If there was anything that you taught me that I really, truly took to heart it was to distrust everyone
who talks out of more than one side of their mouth.  Republicans, democrats, business leaders, celebreties,
everyone regardless of creed, color of political leaning.  Look at what they do, not what they say.

Second, it was to pull together when it meant it.  I'd been reading for roughly a year when 9/11 happened.
There was no partisanship in your speech.  Even though you hated Bush you stood by him when it meant the most.
Even though he acted as far away from honorably as a president could at the time and after he was still the rallying figure.
Never divide when it means the most.  You'll only hurt others and yourself.

Third and finally, keep a steady sense of humor.
Politics is a dingy, grimy business full of unsavory people and a public that is mostly disinterested
past sound bites and talking points.  Keeping a joke on your tongue makes people listen.
Because people love to laugh.

After nine years of reading I figure I'll finally subscribe.
And if I get this dream job I'm hoping to get soon (fingers crossed) you'll be getting
the first share of my first paycheck for all of your tireless effort.  Thanks, and keep on hammering.
  - Keith from South Carolina.
 

Keith, that was nice - thanks.
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Murder in the White House

Two minute video


Elmer Fudd Nation

 Link

 Excerpt:
If I was an oligarch and I wanted to buy my spoiled little shit of a son a toy that would make him laugh and laugh for hours,
I'd buy him a middle-class American. Because Americans are funny the way all dupes and chumps are funny. You can trick
today's Americans time and again, and they always fall for it. And when you trick them, they stomp around dramatically and
make a lot of blustery noise about "the people" who allegedly "aren't going to stand much more of this" because "our founding
forefathers blah blah blah" and of course the ol' "you can fool some of the people some of the time, buttcha can't fool blah blah blah..."
Basically, if you've seen your Elmer Fudd, then you've seen your American sucker in all of his cartoon comic-foil glory:
a sentimental buffoon, a harmless chump whose guns don't fool anyone but himself.

Every day, Americans play the role of Elmer Fudd to the oligarchy's Bugs Bunny
--if you look at it from the oligarchy's point of view, at least.

Exhibit A: Multigazllionaire scumbag Angelo Mozilo v. American Suckers.

Tuesday it was reported that Mozilo, the guy who destroyed millions of Americans' lives and now faces fraud charges,
is making American taxpayers - his victims - pay for his legal defense. Yup, Bank of America, which only exists thanks
to tens of billions of taxpayer dollars, is using YOUR MONEY to defend Angelo Mozilo against YOU, the victim.
 

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Quotes

"You and I are both students of history and we’ve seen this movie before. When Ronald Reagan 
  stood up for the workers in Gdansk in Poland, when he stood up for the people of Czechoslovakia, 
  in Prague Spring, and America did. And some good Democrats did, too." 
      -- always wrong McCain, trying to drag Obama into Iran's civil war,    Link
 

"Tell me again who it was who committed treason against our country by making back-room deal with the 
Ayatollah (oh, was that the same Iran that's in the news today?) 'yeah Ayatollah, you just make sure you 
keep those hostages until after the election and we'll give you the weapons you need to fight Saddam.'" 
      --  AmericasBack,    Link
 

"And don't forget when Saint Ronnie stood up for states rights in 1861!" 
      -- Bob Wurst,    Link
 

"Remember when Reagan beat the Nazis with his bare hands?"
      -- spring heeled jack,    Link
 

"And how he ended WWI by playing rock paper scissors with the Kaiser..."
      -- Bob Wurst,    Link
 

"Ronald Reagan represents all of the worst elements of the American political experience of the last 50 years. 
All of them. He was, and always will be, nothing but a steaming hot pile of filthy hyena puke. Intellectually, Reagan 
gave chimpy a run for his money. He was vacuous. He was shallow. He was incurious. He was a puppet and a door stop 
for a group of sick ideologues who really ran the country. He was a shitty actor and foolish tool. Ideologically, he was a 
hater and an imperialist and far-right loony-tune. He hated the poor. He hated gays. He hated leftists. He hated communists
- and he was pretty sure you were one if you disagreed with him. Ronald Reagan was a twisted unrepentant closed-minded 
shit-bag hate monger.  And that's just for starters.  Fuck Ronald Reagan. Then fuck him again."
      -- Truth2Tell   Link
 

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Subject: Letterman

Hi, Bart

Have been following the David Letterman brouhaha.  I read online that the reason he apologized
the 2nd time was because one of the big CBS advertisers, Embassy Suites, either pulled their account
over this or threatened to.

I'm all for a boycott of Embassy Suites and any other company with no sense of humor.

Me, too.

I agree with the previous writer that Palin could case less about her daughters.
Any modern parent should be broad-minded and offer access to birth control in middle school or earlier!
We're the only developed country that still agonizes about abortion.
The same people who don't women to get an abortion don't want them to have access to birth control.

Isn't that what the abortion debate is all about?  Controlling American women?!!
 Mary

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Tweety Bird sues Twitter

Three Minute Video



Television is Dying

 Link

 Excerpt:
The traditional TV industry is where the newspaper industry was about five years ago:
In denial.

There are murmurings on the edges about how longstanding business models will come under pressure
as Internet distribution takes over. But, so far, the revenue and profits are hanging in there, so the big
TV companies don't really care.

Specifically, the TV industry's attitude is the same as the newspaper industry's attitude was circa 2002-2003:
"Stop calling us dinosaurs: We get digital; We're growing our digital businesses; We're investing in digital platforms;
People still recall ads even when they fast-forward through them on DVRs; There's no substitute for TV ads.
Traditional TV isn't going away: Just look at our revenue and profits!"
 

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http://stopfox.com/


Subject: Obama and Alex Jones

Alex Jones is an idiot bomb-throwing conspiracy monger who spends all his time whipping people into a frenzy
over anything and everything being a conspiracy theory. He's one of the leading lights of the 9/11 truther movement.

The Obama Deception is basically two parts of stupidity.

Part 1- The banks rule the world, our elections exist only to elect puppets that have no real power, and the
"One World Government" will soon declare victory and have everyone using 1 currency and we'll all be one nation.
Ths Illuminati sure are taking their time on this.

Part 2- Obama, who you'll recall, was a powerless puppet in part 1, is building a personal army to control America,
This is from the G.I.V.E (Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education) ACT. Which the Infowars crowd has
concluded isn't an expansion of the PeaceCorps, but rather Obama's Brownshirts being formed. Said act passed
sometime last summer, and somehow our streets have yet to be flooded with "Obama Youth" taking our guns from us.

It's a load of crap. These people exist only to make honest truth seekers look like nutjobs.
--Mike The Dealer
 

I get that, but why has Obama been using the Bush play book so often?
To many Lefties, his mantra of "change" seems kinda like a bad joke.

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It started with a snarky e-mail exchange...  then it got more civil.
 

Subject: Typical

The low blow is that Bartcop has a photoshopped picture of a female politician as a hooker.

Yes, I did - it's called 'political humor.'

And if you didn't put it up as a backdrop to the Letterman crap, who did?
And comparing my post to anything Letterman did is absurd.
Did I attack your child? In gender-based terms?
Did I photoshop a picture of you dolled up as a male hooker? Uh, that would be NO.
 Bale
 

Clearly, you are insane.

Palin is a whore and you attacked me for telling the truth.
I have no children so no, you didn't attack my kids but you attacked me 
for telling the truth and that makes you crazy.

Why are you so hung up on this "gender-based" crap?
I published Rush Limba - Lying Nazi Whore a decade before your complaint so how 
can you try to make the case that I'm attacking all women when I call Palin a whore?

There are whores in this world and you have to come to terms with that.

>>>>>

 > Why do you think my dislike of Palin applies to all women? 

The sad part of this whole thing is that I like Bartcop more than the rest -- Kos, TPM, you name 'em. 
And probably feel that you at least read your emails.

The anger that some feminists are feeling has been bubbling right under the surface for awhile. 
Obviously the media's treatment of Hillary Clinton was dismal. 

Dismal is the nicest word you could put on Hillary's lynching.

As a writer who works in celebrity worlds, I've seen the marginalizing of younger and younger girls, 
often using celebrity culture to do it. I'm researching that subject right now -- possibly for a book. 
The upswing in girls' low self-esteem and inability to see themselves as more than sex objects is stunning. 
There is a rise in tween girl suicides. The stats are frightening.

I know something about that and and the truth would shock your eyeballs out.
Teenage girls are peer-pressured into doing things that would disturb Linda Lovelace.
"If you don't let him do that to you, he'll find a girl who will."
If I had a daughter, every date she had would get a pep talk from me and The Baby.
Worse, the girls let the guys videotape it.

But rest assured that you are not the only liberal I have insulted. 

I'm not sure I'm a liberal.
I'm not afraid of that label, but I'm to Obama's Left as far as his governing
but I was to his right during the campaign.

But then, I'm more to the right than many of my readers.
Maybe they forgive me because they know I'm not religiously insane?

I had already insulted every right winger I knew who sent me Obama is a Muslim or Hillary is a Bitch emails
...then I saw Bristol Palin photoshopped into a whore, with "Like Mother Like Daughter" captions. 
I was just as pissed as I had been when the Obama shit hit my mailbox.

Bristol is like somebody stuck in North Korea or the Waco Davidian compound.
Since her captors are insane, she can't help but be a victim of that.
She became the poster girl for proof that abstinence doesn't work but it's sad that 
a teen-ager has to go thru that. Perhaps if her mother weren't do desperately power-hungry, 
life would be easier for Bristol.

On the other hand, when she joined Hayden Panettiere on the "Just say No" tour, 
she stepped into the ring. She lied, "Abstinence works," which makes her a player.
She can't tell lies and then hide behind, "I'm just a kid."

Interesting thought about 'the age of reason."
(That's what Catholics called the age at which you were held accountable for your sins)

At 21, you're deemed mature enough to sign contracts and drink alcohol.
At 18, you're deemed mature enough to join the military and choose to charge the machine gun.
(Funny, that makes decisions about contracts and alcohol look trivial by comparison.)
At 16, you're deemed mature enough to drive a Toyota Landcruiser thru town 
and at age 12-14, God deemed you mature enough to start a family.

At what age are you eligible for attack by America's comedians?

One of the young females in my family, a 22-year old college educated professional, waited until
her baby was born to marry the father a couple of years ago. She told me that she felt dirty for 
the first time after hearing the comments aimed at Bristol Palin.

It was wrong of her to feel that way and here's why:
Sarah and the RNC tried to turn Bristol and Spermboy into America's Perfect Young Couple.
That was a stupid, clumsy lie from the get-go and you probably read that first on  bartcop.com.

They were never going to get married - it was obvious to everyone but the lying whore press.

For all we know, Bristol might've aborted her pregnancy like most "not ready" Republicans do.
But Mom looks good in a skirt and that bought her a ticket into the BIG leagues.
If her less-than-perfect kids get hurt - screw 'em - Mom wants what she wants! 

I was furious that some in my own party participated in making a wonderful girl feel judged and slutty. 
(None of the "Well, Bristol's mom..." excuses excuse it.) And if she felt that way, how many more?
 Patsi

Not trying to make you angry, but here is my thought.
Your anger because a young female relative took a political attack on someone else personally 
doesn't necessarily make the political attack unfair.

She has a right to feel anyway she wants - and so do you.
But please don't infringe on my right to speak what I think is the truth.
Sarah Palin is a dangerous whore and I have every right to publish that truth.

You're right that it's grossly unfair for one teenage girl who make a mistake to have to suffer 
with worldwide notoriety of her sexual mistakes but Sarah "Protect my kids at all costs" Palin 
put Bristol in that position - not me and not David Letterman.

Really, the only way to prevent this from happening again would be for all politician's kids
to be off-camera and off-limits until they were 21 - but politicians use them for props - so that's out.

Last shot at Plain:
How disgusting it was for Palin - as soon as every speech ended - her husband would run onstage
with that Downs Syndrome baby so Sarah could wave him in the faces of the "pro-lifer" crowd?
She waved that kid around like a giant "Number One" finger at a college football game.

Has any American polician ever used their kids as props so shamelessly as Palin?
 

Sorry about the "insane" crack.
 

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Bartcop mention on TPM

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BartCop made the same comment a couple years ago. Topic was using the "N" word and breaking down barriers.

> I know how white people speak when there are no African Americans in the room. I wonder how many times
> J.C. Watts walked into a room of Republicans and heard them suddenly be silent."

Today BartCop would write that line, "I wonder how many times MICHAEL STEELE
walked into a room of Republicans and heard them suddenly be silent."

Posted by NobodyCouldHavePredicted in reply to a comment from Hyla Brook
 

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Obama "scandal" as phony as Whitewater
 by Joe Conason

 Link

Excerpt:
To Barack Obama's most excitable adversaries, the firing of the Americorps inspector general that the president 
ordered last week is an incipient scandal, as loud and thrilling as Whitewater once was. Their fond memories of that 
ancient controversy (and its many sequels) were revived by the sudden dismissal of Gerald Walpin, a Bush administration 
appointee who has depicted himself as the victim of a political conspiracy. Insinuations and smears abound already -- including 
an attempt by the usual suspects to drag the first lady into the mud, Hillary-style, on the basis of anonymous allegations.

The latest accusations of White House impropriety are indeed reminiscent of the Clinton wars. But before conservatives 
spin themselves into a grand mal frenzy, they ought to understand that the strongest parallels between  "Walpingate" and 
Whitewater are the palpable flimsiness of the charges and the questionable motives of the chief accuser. Unless there is 
much more to this story than what responsible journalists have found so far, the buzzing chatter on the right will soon 
subside into a disappointed murmur
 

I'm happy that Joe reminds people that Whitewater was all smoke and mirrors by the NY Whore Times.
That matter was long settled before Clinton moved into the White House, but the whore Times kept saying
"Maybe we should look at it again," and the whore media and talk radio went insane over a non-story.

They appointed a special prosecutor - Fisk - who couldn't find any crimes. So they imported the religiously insane 
Kenny Hardon to make shit up but he, too, found nothing but a little tongue action so that became the "crime."
Meanwhile, the kept repeating "scandal plagued administration" even tho it was all horseshit.

The worst part?
Last year I had to hear from those to my Left how scandalous the Clintons were.

Meanwhile, the worst crooks in history got a "Commit all the crimes you want" pass from Pelosi.
That horseshit makes me want to drink straight from the bottle.


  "It's not fair to bring murderers and torturers to justice."
 

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Subject: fund raising idea

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Quotes with Brains

"The last thing that I want to do is to have the United States be a foil for those forces inside Iran who would 
love nothing better than to make this an argument about the United States. We shouldn't be playing into that. 
There should be no distractions from the fact that the Iranian people are seeking to let their voices be heard." 
     -- Obama, using his head,    Link
 

"What's going on in Iran? They have some ethnic differences there and some religious differences, but basically, 
this is about a government trying to deny the modern world.  They don't think they can keep control, if everybody 
gets to say what they really believe, and go where they really want, and be who they want to be. And they're right."
    -- Clinton, who has it exactly right,   Link
 

 Iranian kids have the Internet - they're hip to the real world that religious isanity has denied them.
 When will America join them and reject that harmful religious insanity?
 

 Sidebar:
 CNN has been acting like a legitimate news agency all weekend.
 It's amazing to see them deliver real news without jokes and sneers and a ton of horseshit.

 They've taken the mic and camera away from nutty-ass handjobs like Rich Sanchez and Jeannie Moss 
and given them to responsible adults like Christiane Amanpour.

 I can't believe I'm doing this, ... a shot of Chinaco to CNN.


 

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Subject: Pritchett

Bart,

Fantastic job of tearing apart, step-by-step, the utter and complete horseshit spouted by Lou Pritchett. 
What a douchenozzle this guy is.  Why didn't he just write "I'm scared because I'm a stupid dipshit 
who thinks that the media starts Rush Limbaugh and ends with Fox News". 

Personally, it scares me are that there are people out there who'll actually believe this crap. 

You went above and beyond this time my man. 
You swung the hammer and stuffed it right up this clown's ass!!!!
 Brian in Jersey
 

Poifect! Thanks! 
I sent it to all my friends.
 -Joe in Costa Mesa, CA
 
 

Procter and Gamble?
Cincinnati, Ohio---a racist, fascist hell-hole, and has been for 100 years. 
It's also home to ultra-elitist, pseudo-monarchist wealth.
I know, I grew up there, as did radio man Peter B. Collins.
 Bob who escaped to NC
 
 

Tha 'Prichett letter to Obama' bit was beautiful.  Great work. 
I've been dropping your name to everyone lately. 
By the way, 'blow me' is  one of my personal favorite debating tools. 
Seriously.
 James D
 

Playing the "Blow me" card isn't always a great debate move
but sometimes it's the most appropriate way to reply to a raving loon.
 

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Quotes

"But this guy, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, he claims victory and he is very unpopular. 
  And the danger politically of this, he could ruin the political career of his brother, Jeb Ahmadinejad." 
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 Subject: Now, not unlike Lily Allen, all I can do is smile.

Barack has to and I mean has to deal with the Landrieus, Bayhs and Nelsons in his world.
Not to mention the Heath Shulers in the House.  It takes quite some time to soften the shell
of the 'darkie doubters' out there in the general public and I don't want to lose the midterms
due to some reactionary wave.

Barack is a politician and probably the best we have ever and will ever see.  I used to say that about WJC.
Methinks (hopes) you're using all that psychology learnin' of yours to toughen the flanks of Obama supporters.
Thanks.

Check out this link.
You could be #29 Zipplewrath.
 Jimmy Knoxville
 

Obama won a clear and convincing victory.
People liked the ideas he spoke of during the campaign - ideas that seem distant now.

Why would he lose the midterms by delivering what he promised?
 

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Need to take a sudden trip?

 Here's the deal

The first set of tickets expires in 30 days and I'll be damned if we
give up a free trip to anywhere just because we're low on money.

Anyone got any suggestions where we should go?

I'll bet Carmel, California is nice in the summer.


 

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Feds went "all in" on Deep Throat movie

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 Excerpt:
Newly released FBI files show agents across the country and at the highest level of the agency investigated "Deep Throat" 
— the 1972 porn movie, not the shadowy Watergate figure — in a vain attempt to roll back what became a cultural shift 
toward more permissive entertainment.

The documents released to The Whore AP show the expanse of agents' investigation into the film: seizing copies of the movie, 
having negatives analyzed in labs and interviewing everyone from actors and producers to messengers who delivered reels to theaters.

Translation:
Rethugs who hadn't ever been laid were embarassed that others enjoyed sex.
So they seiezed all "the evidence" and went "into secusion" to "study the reems of evidence,"

Yeah, that sounds like all the Rethugs we know - assuming their boyfriend could help them "study" the tapes.
I wonder how they handled the cow interfering with bull-on-bull sex?

All of it in a failed attempt to stop the movie about a cultural and sexual revolution that non-sexual Rethugs saw as simply decadent.

"Today we can't imagine authorities at any level of government — local, state or federal — being involved in 
obscenity prosecutions of this kind," said Mark Weiner, a constitutional law professor with a straight face. 

Instead, we learn of  a lady found guilty of downloading $80,000 songs.
 

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Subject: Bartcop Radio Show 153

Getting a new episode of BCR (as well as a Special Bonus segment)
is a lot like hearing the ‘Ice Cream Man’ or the ‘Sno Cone Truck’
blasting down your street for the first time in the new summer heat.

What a treat!!!!!
 David V
 

That was nice - thanks.
I plan to do BCR 154 tomorrow.
 

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Josh Womack's crazy bat skills

This is one of those nutty Internet clip things
but every baseball fan needs to see this.


We saw the movie 'Taken'

Let me guess: Liam needed another $20M real, real bad?
This is a action-packed, super-bad movie.

Please - I'm broke, and I would not do this movie for $20M.
His daughter can't be that stupid.
His bitchy ex-wife can't be that stupid.
His super-stupid, lying daughter is being held somewhere in Paris.

All Liam has to do is search every building in Paris then viola - there she is.
Then he chases a car on foot.  Every man in his fifties can do that, right?

Who was the casting director for this movie?
Need fifty bad guys shot and sliced to death?  Call Liam Neeson.

Really?
Wouldn't Stallone have played the part better?
Oskar Schindler can beat up seven armed thugs in a small kitchen?

I thought Nesson was an actor, as opposed to a karate-chop-to-the-neck actor.
Plus, why does it tale a professional assassin 6-8 punches to drop a dude?
I thought Rangers and Seals could drop a man with a single blow.

The movie made no sense at all.
For $500, I could've plugged a lot of script holes. 

Hollywood needs me but they never call.
 

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Subject: ...but what's the doctors' excuse?

It’s because they reap huge amounts of $$$ off of every test prescribed and reading 
of said tests afterward, which allows for yet another office visit charge to the patient.

My wife works with doctors doing neurological (EEG) tests and she sees the greed every day. 
Unneeded testing performed on elderly patients, repeat tests of patients who are just days away from dying, 
so many unnecessary wastes of time and expense. Also the doctors get new cars every two years, completely 
free health insurance and quarterly bonuses based on profit. These benefits go to all doctors in this large clinic.
 BobbyLee in Iowa
 

I think you're right.
If everybody had insurance, they wouldn't be able to charge $50 for an aspirin.

It's like the credit card bastards:
They said they HAD to charge 30% interest because of all the deadbeats filing bankruptcy on them.
So they bribed congress to change the bankruptcy laws so everyone had to pay - but kept the 30%.

Then what happened?
The banks went bankrupt because they got too greedy.

When you force a jobless man to pay you, 
he has no choice but to give his home back to the bank.

Their greed (and congressional bribes) brought them down.
 

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C'mon, Bart...driving and listening to your shows?  Get real.
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 She left Samantha for another woman?

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This show is missing a whole bunch of parts.
My old computer no longer recognizes flash drives or CD drives.
The good news is all those missing parts are ready to go in Show 154

This is Lauren Conrad, mentioned in the first part of BCR 153

I've never seen her act but I'm a
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It's a tag-team ambush by Howard Stern and Robin.
One of their employees got a word wrong - traction -
and they jumped on him and tortured him for twelve minutes
.
I don't know of any other comic or comic team that could've pulled this off.
It was live, it was spontaneous and it was amazing.
If you know someone who says Stern has no talent - play this for them.
It's the hardest I've laughed this year - I hope you like it.















































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