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  they want a tragedy."
     -- Marilyn Monroe, 


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Sanford Reaps, then Sows 
Arrow Rating GOP Sex Scandals HOT
Arrow Republicans: Sanford, resign 
Arrow The Decline of America 
Arrow Being a Handjob Matters HOT
Arrow The Iran Situation HOT
Arrow Is Golf even a Sport? 
Arrow Amanda Bynes 2 Pics HOT



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"We are going to get the clown from Minnesota,”
      -- Jim Inhofe (R-Pissquik)    Link


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Sanford Reaps, then Sows
 Why he needs to step down 

 Whore Times

T"I had no particular interest in rubbernecking this disaster. People make mistakes. The flesh is weak. 
About 10 percent of married people admit that they have cheated on their spouses. And 54 percent 
say that they know someone who has been unfaithful. 

At the end of the day, this would be a private matter. That is if it were not for the appalling hypocrisy 
of yet another social conservative saying one thing while doing another.

There are Democratic sex scandals to be sure, but Democrats didn’t build a franchise on holier-than-thou 
moral rectitude. The Republicans did. They used sexual morality as a weapon and now it’s shooting them in the foot.

Sanford voted to impeach Bill Clinton.  Sanford called Clinton’s behavior "reprehensible" and said, 
"I think it would be much better for the country and for him personally” to resign. “I come from the 
business side. ... If you had a chairman or president in the business world facing these allegations, 
he’d be gone." Remember that Mr. Sanford?"

I wish he'd hang around for another 30 days or so.
It might be a long summer and we need the comedy.

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Interesting --- Obama's agenda involves saving lives.
The GOP is about stealing thru murder at three times the price.

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"We've been in office six months now. I suspect that by the time this is over, 
  I think you guys will have pretty good feelings about the Obama administration." 
      -- Obama, while meeting with gay and lesbian leaders,   Link

"The president is working with the Pentagon, working with members of Congress, and when we 
  look back, he will be judged on the promises that he kept, and this will be one of them."
      -- Obama's spokesman Gibbs,    Link

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Rating GOP Sex Scandals


Oh sure, Democrats have their sex scandals, but they're not nearly as interesting. Most Democrats busted 
in sex scandals aren't the same type of overbearing moral scolds as your average GOP politician.
Plus, Democratic sex scandals tend to be of the more vanilla nature.

The GOP's deviants have brought a wealth of oddball debaucheries to the table, from failed bathroom-stall hookups 
to slimy messages sent to underage congressional pages to rumored S&M diaper fantasies. So let's review the past 
20 years of Republican sex scandals and rate each one on a scale of 1 to 10 based on factors such as hypocrisy, 
legal liability, the damage inflicted upon the perpetrators' careers and overall comedy.

They listed Clarence "Slappy" Thomas, Bob Packwood, Gingrich, perv Mark Foley, diaper-boy David Vitter,
Larry "Wide-stance" Craig,  and Mark Sanford, but there were so many others.

Remember Bob Livingston?

He was going to be Speaker (after Gingrich got caught) but Larry Flynt claimed he had a tape of Livingston
getting whipped by his dominatrix and he promised to release the tape if Livingston didn't resign.

ha ha

Flynt was bluffing, but Livingston didn't know that.

Plus, I remember some impeachment House Managers brought their hookers to the proceedings.

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Sanford saying ALL the wrong things


Mark Sanford may be sleeping in the doghouse permenantly after telling the Whore AP that his mistress is his soulmate, 
but that he'll try to fall back in love with his wife. The Governor also said he 'crossed lines' with other, different women 
than his Argentinean mistress but he claims he never actually laid any pipe with them.

Republicans: Sanford, resign


Gov. Mark Sanford had a rough June - first he was missing, later claimed to be hiking, then the media discovered his 
Argentine mistress, and now, finally, South Carolina politicians are calling for his resignation. And all this about a man 
who had been discussed in certain political circles as a candidate for president in 2012.

The State newspaper reports that 12 of the 27 members of the Senate Majority Caucus are calling for Sanford
to step down. U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint has also urged the governor to resign, telling him to make “the right decision.”

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Why being a Lying Handjob Matters
 by Thomas "Tom" Sowell 


The stakes in all this are far higher than which element becomes dominant in which party or which party 
wins more elections.   Both the domestic- and foreign-policy direction of Obama's administration are leading 
this country into dangerous waters, from which we may or may not be able to return.

After Bush turned the world against us?
After Bush stole the retirement of tens of millions of Americans?
After Bush sat there like a scared rabbit on 9-11?
After Bush stole $10,000,000,000 from the housing market?
After Bush turned peace and prosperity into war, torture, rape and bankruptcy?

A quadrupling of the national debt in just one year and accepting a nuclear-armed sponsor of international 
terrorism such as Iran are not things from which any country is guaranteed to recover.

Obama has no choice but to "accept" a nuclear Iran.
Iran wasn't nuclear until Bush labeled them "Axis of Evil."
That's when they bulked up - it's all on Bush.

Just two nuclear bombs were enough to get Japan to surrender in World War II. It is hard to believe that it would 
take much more than that for the United States of America to surrender - especially with people in control of both 
the White House and the Congress who were for turning tail and running in Iraq just a couple of years ago.

Israel isn't going to allow Iran's nukes to go online.
Have you ever heard of Osirak?

Perhaps people who are busy gushing over the Obama cult today might do well to stop and think about 
what it would mean for their granddaughters to live under sharia law.

Fuck you, liar, traitor and whore.

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The Decline of America
 What Bush did to a once-great nation


"For years we hear little else, "But he kept us safe."  The "but" refers to bankrupting the country, stealing elections, 
suspending Constitutional Rights, poisoning the air and water and turning the country over to racketeers from oil, drug, 
insurance and crooked financial services.

We lost our free press in a propaganda blitz coordinated illegally with tax dollars and endless "organizations" that all 
track down to war profiteers, big polluters or financial scamsters working with our former government as full partners in crime.

Never has any American generation, and we have had some real doozies, the isolationist "pro-Nazi" and lynch mob group 
of the 20s and 30s whose kids grew up to fight WW2, failed so miserably at being American.  This one danced with the devil
in the name of "family values" while killing hundreds of thousands, mostly innocent, torturing prisoners of war and raping and 
pillaging both domestically and abroad.

Protests were banned, censorship was enforced, albeit "informally" and the entire federal government became part of 
a criminal conspiracy, from the Supreme Court and White House downward, subverting laws, prosecuting and jailing,
not only "enemies" but protesting veterans and their families.  There were 2000 such cases against vets.

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"While doing his Worst Person in the World segment, Olbermann named Limbaugh for describing 
   the Supreme Court’s 5-4 decision in that New Haven firefighter case as a 9-0 decision. 
   Olbermann called Limbaugh, 'a big bag of mashed up jackass.'"
     -- capj71,   Link

  Note: The vulgar Pigboy was lying again.  The court ruled 5-4.

  And if Gore or Kerry had chosen to fight, they might've ruled 6-3 the other way

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Subject: BCR Show 154

Bart, BCR 154 is great stuff, and so was the Howard Stern bit.
That traction bit had beer coming out of my nose.

In 154 the Bill Bennett hypocrisy stuff was priceless.
Do we all really have to (be gay) everyday before work?

This was your best effort in a while with tons of funny political material.
 Bill from ct

Hopefully doing more shows will make them better.
Plus, I have a surprise coming.

I'm doing BCR 155 now, I'll include the news in that.

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"They’re not being punished. We’re allowing them to exist, and do what every 
  American can do. We’re just not rewarding them with any special designation."
     -- Pa. State Sen. John Eichelberger (R) asked about gays,   Link

"I'm sorry sir, I hadn't realized there was a class of Americans who decided who got to exist. 
  Can I clean that white hood for you?"
     -- Hoodathunktick,  Link

"Heil Hitler"
     -- jbrantow,  Link

"Another bigot espousing 'family values;' as long as your family is White, hetero and Republican. 
  For Chrissakes GOP, it's 2009; there's no pinko, Commie, Hippie, queer threat out there. 
  The only thing you have to fear is another Republican administration."
     -- jrfunkenstein,  Link

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Subject: MJ and Molestation

Bart, you wrote:

> We'll never know for sure unless someone comes forth with some evidence.
>  The lack of evidence should trouble those of us who believe in the law.

Having had past experience with the system regarding child molestation, the prevailing attitude amongst
police and prosecutors on this issue is that "children don't lie about this" regardless of the availability of
other evidence. While they would prefer a heavily smoking gun, they will present any case where a child
said something happened because they can. It matters little whether the allegations are actually true, it's just
another notch on the wall for these people (see a program called "Witch Hunt" narrated by Sean Penn
to get a sense of just how badly they can ruin your life - it will make you sick).

As for the notion that "children don't lie about this", of course, those of us with children know better.
They lie all the time, and will lie about molestation just as easily and they lie about who ate all the cookies.
We can name cases that have since been thrown out (McMartin Preschool, Margaret Kelly Michaels, etc)
or the individuals have been eventually found not guilty, however their lives are still ruined because everyone
in town knows them as "the molester" even if they were found not guilty; plus everything they owned was
sold to pay for their defense.
 Dee in NJ

Actually, it's the parents who worry me.
I doubt many 10 year olds have dollar signs in their eyes.

Once word got out that MJ paid a family, it was open season.
You have "an admission" + *my* kid was at Neverland once = we hit the lottery.

Of course, he could be guilty as hell,
but I just think a criminal case should be backed with solid proof.

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The Iraq Situation

OK, Iran was mean to us in 1979-1980.

But Reagan/Bush partnered up with those radical terrorists and made them a secret illegal deal
to hold the helpless American hostages longer than those radical terrorists wanted to hold them so 
"I'll never deal with terrorists" Reagan could get the White House awat from lawful Jimmy Carter.

Once Reagan/Bush got in power, they gave or sold poison gas to Saddam to murder Iranians.

Reagan/Bush backed Saddam the Aggressor when he invaded Iran.
Why was America in the business of helping the aggressor?

So Iraq and Iran fought to a million-dead-men draw during the eighties.
In the early nineties, Saddam asked Bush for permission to invade Kuwait then-president Bush said yes.
But as soon as Saddam invaded, Bush harrumped, "This aggression will not stand."

Why did Poppy Bush give Saddam permission to invade Kuwait?
Because he was known as "Bush the Wimp" and he wanted to get rid of that label.

So Bush fabricated a reason to start a war in the Middle East, which angered Osama
to the point where he declared war on America - thanks to Bush the Smarter.
After militarily defeating his old partner in Gulf War I, Bush gave Saddam permission to fly
his helicopters North so he could machine-gun and gas the Kurds for their uprising which
was also supported and encouraged by Bush the Smarter.

Then Bush the Dumber stole power and when in office, he told the Taliban that he wanted a pipeline 
thru their country and when they refused, Bush told them they could have a carpet of gold or a carpet 
of bombs.  The Taliban said, "Fuck you, George," and they had Osama train his eye on a way to 
hurt America and the 9-11 attack was designed and financed.

After 9-11, Bush the Dumber lied, claiming Saddam was involved.
So Bush said, "Fuck him, we're taking him out" and sent our soldiers into the sand.

Six years and 4,300 dead American soldiers later, Iraq is about to get a new government.
Problem is, the government is Shia, the people Iraq fought and gassed in the eighties.

Bush and America's whore media have veen crowing for years about "bringing down a dictator,"
but from the Iraqis point of view, they traded a Sunni strongman of their own for a Shia strongman 
who gets his orders directly from the ayatollahs in Tehran.

Maybe if the Bush bastards had stayed out of the Iraq-Iran was in the eighties, Iran would've won
and we'd have the same situation we have now - but those 4,300 soldiers would still be alive and
the Twin Towers would still be standing and hundreds or thouasands of female American soldiers
would never have been raped - but that scenario wouldn't work - and do you know why?

The Bush bastards made a profit when Iran illegally took our people hostage.
The Bush bastards made a profit when Iraq and Iran went to war.
The Bush bastards made a profit when they illegally sold weapons to both sides.
The Bush bastards made a profit when Saddam invaded Kuwait.
The Bush bastards made a profit when Saddan was defeated in 1991.
The Bush bastards made a profit when they convinced Arafat to turn down Clinton's deal.

The Bush bastards made very little profit when we had peace and prosperity under Clinton.

The Bush bastards made a profit when Clinton was impeached for having a girlfriend.
The Bush bastards made a profit when the press and the Whore Supreme Court
       installed Bush the Dumber against the will of the majority of the voters.
The Bush bastards made a profit when we were attacked on 9-11.
The Bush bastards made a profit when they blamed the attack on Saddam.
The Bush bastards made a profit when they illegally invaded the wrong country.
The Bush bastards made a profit when they sold weapons and tanks to the US military.
The Bush bastards made a profit when they refused to send enough troops to get the job done.
The Bush bastards made a profit when the Iraqi oil wells pumped for 6 years without meters.
The Bush bastards made a profit when Iraqi assets were (legally) transfered to Bush.
The Bush bastards made a profit when they illegally discarded the U.S. Constitution.
The Bush bastards made a profit when Ohio's Sec of State illegally pulled a "Katherine Harris."
The Bush bastards made a profit when Bush illegally tapped everybody's phones.
The Bush bastards made a profit when Bush illegally tapped everybody's mail.
The Bush bastards made a profit when Bush illegally tapped everybody's bank accounts.
The Bush bastards made a profit when Bush illegally hired Blackwater and Halliburton with "no performance"
       (they get paid every when they don't deliever) contracts that nobody else had a chance to bid on..

Every major White House decision made from the day Reagan got shot in 1981 until
January 20th, 1993 was about the Bush bastards making a profit on the back of the taxpayers...

Look at the Clinton years - 1993 to 2001.

The Bush bastards also made money by sending soldiers to their deaths.

Bush the Dumber got off saying, "I'm proud of you" to the maimed soldiers and to the familes 
of the dead, all the while raking in hundreds of billions, then trillions of dollars in stolen money.

Every major White House decision made from the day Bush was appointed president until Obama took over
was about the Bush bastards making a profit on the back of the taxpayers and the lives of our soldiers.

America was under the thumb of The Bush Profit Machine for 32 of the last 40 years.

Please - somebody argue with me on anything I've written here.

Since the whore press is corrupt,
since the whore press is owned by profit-seeking, rich Republicans,
you can only hear the truth at independent sites like  bartcop.com

The last 40 years have been about the Bush bastards stealing trillions of dollars
and they did it by raping America and the rest of the world.

...and the Democrats just stood there and let it happen.

The stolen elections (three, minumum)
the wiretappings,
the illegal searches,
losing the 4th and 6th Amendments,
the kidnappings,
the rapes,
the tortures,
the murders,
the pre-emptive invasion,
the bloody wars,
all so the Bush bastards could steal more money.

Did I mention the Bush bastards started with a partnership with Hitler?

          "Bart, are you complaining about Bush again?
           Why can't you just relax and go with the flow?"

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Is Golf even a Sport?


Sure it is, just like in the World Series Of Poker, they walk six miles over the course of the game, right? 
And tossing those chips into the pot demands complete precision and a total mastery of oneself and one's 
muscles, right? Please. Golf can be played in a slack, careless manner, but as anybody who's ever watched 
the L.A. Clippers or the Kansas City Royals can tell you, so can "traditional" athletes.

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It was live, it was spontaneous and it was amazing.
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