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"No chance."
     -- McSame, when asked if he wanted Obama
          to kick his crooked sellout ass again in 2012   Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Queen of the Birthers HOT
Arrow Leslie Van Houten: A Friendship 
Arrow Panetta: Excuse Bush's Crimes HOT
Arrow Anger Has Its Place 
Arrow Outing An Online Outlaw HOT
Arrow Maher: Everything In America HOT
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"I don't know if you are Muhammad Ali or Floyd Patterson when it comes to taking a punch.   
  You care far too much what is written and said about you. 
  You don't relish combat when it becomes personal and nasty." 
      -- Dax, in a memo to Obama in 2006,   Link

 Doesn't relish combat when it becomes personal and nasty?
 Does that mean Obama's in the wrong line of work?

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Queen of the Birthers


As soon as Orly Taitz answered her phone, the Queen of the Birthers breathlessly told me the president was 'connected' to 39 
bogus Social Security numbers, including one for a deceased person born in 1890. 'If Obama is not stopped, we will be in Nazi Germany!' 
Taitz, who has a thick Russian accent, shrieked. 'Forgery is a criminal matter and he committed it. Obama should be in the Big House, not the White House!'

Since Taitz's 'birther' campaign began, in the summer of 2008, during the late stages of the Democratic primaries, the dentist, lawyer, 
and mother of three has begun winning friends in high places. Taitz told me excitedly that since she opened her Facebook account, 
she has had to hire a staff of five to process the thousands of friend requests she receives each week.

Among those requesting her online friendship, Taitz said, are House Minority Whip Eric Cantor, Rep. Mary Bono (R-CA), 
and RNC Token Black Tom Michael Steele. She has even received a request, she said, from someone claiming to be Netanyahu...

Among Taitz's 'biggest supporters,' she said, is Lou Dobbs, the King of the Handjobs.   'I did Lou's radio show for half an hour 
and he was very understanding,' she told me. 'He became a supporter and since then he became a supporter of the whole Birther issue.' 
Indeed, during the July 15 broadcast of Dobbs' radio show, he praised Taitz's work, suggested Obama might be 'undocumented,' 
and demanded the president 'show the documents' to prove he was born in the United States.

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Subject: Why Blue Dogs fight Obama

Hi Bart,

Everyone knows itís all about the money, so why hasnít
someone challenged this kind of blatant quid pro quo in the courts?

Itís an obvious conflict of interest no matter what laws they, the thieves themselves,
have enacted to make it legal. Itís a conspiracy to defraud the citizens of the United States.
If I had the money for an attorney, Iíd do it myself.

It would be much faster and cheaperr to coner them with a camera and ask,
"If you're not taking bribes from the insurance bastards, please explain why
  you are fighting so hard to keep poor families from getting insurance."

It's so f-ing easy but nobody with a camera dares to ask simple questions.

"I'm a whore - not a newsman. I ask whatever
  questions my corporate masters tell me to ask."

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Who says the Birthers are stupid?

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"People are just saying things to stir the pot or to create an audience for themselves. Thereís no reality to that.
  A lot of that is simple grandstanding, making outrageous statements, provocateur Glenn Beck at his best. 
  But I donít think thereís any reality to it." 
      --  FOX Whore Juan Tom Williams, trying to sound reasonable at a network of liars and jackals,   Link

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Subject: balancing the CA budget

I heard a novel solution to the CA budget problem:

Start a ballot initiative to legalize Gay Marriage!
Every time one of these initiatives come around, religious zealots across the country come to CA to protest.
It's basically tourist revenue. Millions of dollars pumped into the local economy, from out-of-state folks.
Make this an annual event, so the state tap into this revenue stream more than once.

Not only can CA benefit financially, but the gay community can as well.
Once the zealots have exhausted their war chest, one of these initiatives will pass.
In the meantime, the state of CA will owe a debt of gratitude to the gay community for reviving their economy.
  -- Dave in Ashland OR

That and taxing pot $50 an ounce should do the trick.

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Leslie Van Houten: A Friendship
 by John Waters


I have a really good friend who was convicted of killing two innocent people when she was nineteen years old 
on a horrible night of 1969 cult madness. Her name is Leslie Van Houten and I think you would like her as much as I do. 
She was one of those notorious "Manson girls" who shaved their heads, carved X's in their foreheads and laughed, joked, 
and sang their way through the courthouse straight to death row without the slightest trace of remorse forty years ago. 

Leslie is hardly a "Manson girl" today. Sixty years old, she looks back from prison on her involvement in the La Bianca 
murders (the night after the Tate massacre) in utter horror, shame, and guilt and takes full responsibility for her part in the crimes. 
I think it's time to parole her.

I do, too.
She did her time - she should be let out of that 39-year cage.

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Panetta: ĎRealityí of 9/11 excuses Bush crimes
 How can we win when "surrender' is our motto?


CIA director Leon Panetta, in an article published Sunday, said Democrats must recognize that the "reality" of 9/11 
is what drove the crimeds of the Bush bastards after 9-11, which somehow should justify not looking into suspected crimes.

He added, in an apparent warning to the House Intelligence Committee, that "focusing on the past" 
could hurt the CIAís core mission amid a climate of recriminations over its practices.

Fuck them.
I'd rather hear the truth than allow the CIA to cover-up their many crimes.

"Iíve become increasingly concerned that the focus on the past, especially in Congress, threatens to distract the CIA 
from its crucial core missions: intelligence collection, analysis and covert action," Panetta opined in the Washington Whore Post.

"In our democracy, effective congressional oversight of intelligence is important, but it depends as much on consensus 
as it does on secrecy," he continued. "We need broad agreement between the executive and legislative branches on what 
our intelligence organizations do and why. For much of our history, we have had that. Over the past eight years, on specific 
issues - including the detention and interrogation of terrorists - the consensus deteriorated. That contributed to an atmosphere 
of declining trust, growing frustration and more frequent leaks of properly classified information.

Well if they'd stop committing crimes we wouldn't need to watch them so closely.
Is Panetta too stupid to realize they kept crimes from him for six months?
What other crimes are they keeping from him still?

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Subject: I would if I could

Hey Bart.   Just wanted to say thanks for all you do.
I have been a regular visitor to your site since I first heard Mike Malloy mention it about 4 or 5 years ago.
I've bought a few stickers over the years.  Not much, I know.

Anyway, I know you're not rolling in money and I wish I could help, but I've been unemployed since March.
My office closed down and we all lost our jobs.   I realize this does you no good, but I mention it
because we're out here, it's just that many of us are scraping by.   We do care.
 Scott in Sacramento CA

Scott, thanks for that.
I know a lot of people are hurting right now.

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"I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde 
woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, 'You have a drink on you? You have a car?' 
She said, 'Daddy, it's me--Tatum!' I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, 
and it's my daughter. It's so sick."
      -- Ryan O'Neal, admitting to hitting on his daughter at Farrah Fawcett's funeral,  Link

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Outing An Online Outlaw
 from The Smoking Gun

    Tariq Malik - AKA "Dex"


In Windsor, Ontario, a man was wrapping up another long day tormenting and terrorizing strangers on the telephone. 
Working from his apartment, "Dex" heads a network of so-called pranksters who have spent more than a year engaged in 
an orgy of criminal activity--vandalism, threats, harassment, impersonation, hacking, and other assorted felonies and 
misdemeanors--targeting U.S. businesses and residents.

Coalescing in an online chat room, members of the group, known as Pranknet, use the telephone to carry out cruel and 
outrageous hoaxes, which they broadcast live around-the-clock on the Internet. Masquerading as hotel employees, 
emergency service workers, and representatives of fire alarm companies, "Dex" and his cohorts have successfully 
prodded unwitting victims to destroy hotel rooms and lobbies, set off sprinkler systems, activate fire alarms, and 
damage assorted fast food restaurants.

But while Pranknet's hoaxes have caused millions of dollars in damages, it is the group's efforts to degrade
and frighten targets that makes it even more odious.

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Subject: Bartcop Whore Times?

Bart, you wrote:

> What if someone approaches and says,
> "I'll put up $10,000 - but no more jokes about Sarah Palin?"

> I'm trying to avoid being gagged.

Well, first of all, I'd think you come cheap.

Second, I'd ask how much to stop the Bush jokes. 
Or the Harry Reid  jokes.  I mean, everybody would have a price, no?

Third, I'd look for another blog, preferably one calling you the BartWhore... 
You know, just keepin' it real.
 Ricardo in Mexico 

Ricardo, that's what I'm trying to avoid.

If I had a 2009 Lexus and sold out for a 2010 Lexus,
then I'd expect to be called a whore.

But I'm trying to stay afloat until the economy comes back.
One must be a realist, right?

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"Tell your congressmen and senators when they're home for the summer recess 
  that it's too soon to address this issue.We've only been debating it for 97 years. 
  That's not enough! Let's study this problem more before we do anything about it." 
      -- Jonathan Altar,     Link

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Subject: Randi Rhodes and you

Bart, have you sent one or two of your shows to AAR?
You are a fresh faced political Howard Stern.
I think there's a future for you on <real> radio.

When I listen to Tom Hartmann he keeps saying,
"I dont know the details on that."
You could talk circles around him.
Are you doing it?

Sent any shows to Sirius?
You have paid your dues, man.
Make some REAL money.

just my 2 cents

Do they make REAL money in radio?
Of course, anything would be a financial step up :)

I have not sent any shows to XM or Sirius.

I would certainly listen to any offers that came my way
but they'd have to be good because full-time radio would probably kill this page.

Thanks for the kind words.

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Be on Bartcop radio!

It's easy - just call the BartPhone
at 1-800-530-2979 and leave your
2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played on BCR.
If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part out.

Ditto Monkeys are welcome to call!HOT

Keep your language decent
so I can play it in BCR@

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New Rule: Everything In America doesn't have to Make a Profit 
 by Bill Maher


It used to be that there were some services and institutions so vital to our nation that they were exempt from market pressures. 
Some things we just didn't do for money. The United States always defined capitalism, but it didn't used to define us. But now 
it's becoming all that we are.

Did you know, for example, that there was a time when being called a "war profiteer" was a bad thing? But now our war zones 
are dominated by private contractors and mercenaries who work for corporations. There are more private contractors in Iraq 
than American troops, and we pay them generous salaries to do jobs the troops used to do for themselves ­-- like laundry. 
War is not supposed to turn a profit, but our wars have become boondoggles for weapons manufacturers and connected civilian contractors.

Prisons used to be a non-profit business, too. 

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Can that ass be for real?

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Subject: Re: McCain, on the "vicious attacks" Sarah Palin has had to "suffer."

Doesn't McCain even remember the South Carolina primary of 2000, 
where he was himself viciously attacked by the Bush Crime family?

Sure he does, but he's gotta pretend to show loyalty to Palin because he was 
desperate enough to put her a heartbeat away from running Planet Earth, the idiot.

Anything less would be an admission of what a lightweight she is.

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Anger Has Its Place


"No more than five or six minutes elapsed from the time the police were alerted to the possibility of a break-in at a home 
in a quiet residential neighborhood and the awful clamping of handcuffs on the wrists of the Professor Henry Louis Gates.

If Professor Gates ranted and raved at the cop who entered his home uninvited with a badge, a gun and an attitude, 
he didnít rant and rave for long. The 911 call came in at about 12:45 on the afternoon of July 16 and, as The Times 
has reported, Mr. Gates was arrested, cuffed and about to be led off to jail by 12:51.

The charge: angry while black.

So far exactly the wrong lessons are being drawn from this - especially for black people. The message that has gone out 
that powerful African-American leaders like Mr. Gates and President Obama will be very publicly slapped down for 
speaking up and speaking out about police misbehavior, and that the proper response if you think you are being unfairly 
targeted by the police because of your race is to chill.

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"We're surrounded." 
       --Last message received from three Americans detained after straying into Iranian territory,  Link

 You know why I've never been held by the Iranians?
 Because I don't go walking around Northeastern Iraq without a compass.

 Are we supposed to feel sorry for these fools?
 Same for those "journalists" who were just released by North Korea.

 I've never been held by the North Koreans because I don't walk West much from China.

 It's much easier to avoid stepping in the whole and breaking your leg
 than to step in it, break your leg, and then ask, "How did this happen?"

Why aren't more people as smart as Ol' Bart?

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Subject: Republicans want to ban human-animal hybrids!

Senate Republicans have introduced legislation to ban the creation of human-animal hybrids.

First Republicans started cheating on their wives.
Then they moved up to hookers, male underage pages, sex in men's rooms, and gay male hookers while doing meth.
So this new Republican interest in human animal hybrids seems like a baaaaah-d idea.

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