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 Friday - October 2,  2009 Vol 2406 - Snitch-ass Dog 

Quote of the Day

"If you have no skills, and no education, 
  and you don't know anything, what future 
  do you have? -- Fox News correspondent."
      -- Austan Gooldbee,    Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow The Dearth of Elephants HOT
Arrow Sarah Palin Going Rouge 
Arrow Getting Grayson's Back HOT
Arrow MoveOn Hits Backstab Dems
Arrow Letterman admits affairs 
Arrow GOP & Blue Dogs Waste $50M HOT
Arrow History Unfolding
Arrow Kate Beckinsale's Day Out 



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"It's a very easy temptation for a presidential advisor to think, Oh, we'll just give a wonderful speech 
  and solve all the problems. You see that happening with Obama now. A speech isn't going to solve anything, 
  especially when you give them a dozen times a week. People just stop listening." 
    -- Matt Latimer,   Link

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The Dearth of Elephants


Readers asked who I think would be a successful Republican candidate in 2012...

My somewhat uninformed guesses: David Petraeus and Colin Powell (who’d have all kinds of difficulty winning the primary). 

You can say that again.
Cheney said Powell isn't even a Republican.

These accomplished generals share one related trait: deep credibility as men who are serious about national security,

ha ha
He said Powell has credibility?
With whom? 
Surely not with people who've heard of Bush's Iraq folly.

  "Powell's got no credibility with us..."

enabling them to run as sane, experienced stewards, 

ha ha
Stop it!
My sides are starting to hurt!

rather than bellicose idiots so desperate to seem toughest on terrorism that they spend the primaries 
calling for “doubling Gitmo” and competing to see who would torture in more contrived ticking time bomb situations.

They’re also both post-partisan figures of the kind that Americans seem to like, haven’t got long voting records
to be picked apart, and can nevertheless credibly claim more executive experience than President Obama."

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"Obama believes the Republican Party is a party when in fact it’s a mindset, like Hitler Youth, 
  based on hatred - religious hatred, racial hatred. When you foreigners hear the word 'conservative' 
  you think of kindly old men hunting foxes. They’re not, they’re fascists." 
    -- Gore Vidal,   Link

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Palin Going Rouge: An American Laughingstock
 by my good friend Dan Kurtsman


"People in Alaska are looking forward to Sarah Palin's memoir. They're already calling it 'The Book to Nowhere.'" 
   --David Letterman

"They say she finished the book ahead of schedule so they moved the release date up to November 17th. 
 So, turns out she can finish something." 
   --Jimmy Kimmel

"It's a big, huge book. But when you go into the store, you can use that big book to step up 
  so you can reach a better book." 
  --David Letterman

"But the book has got a lot of beautiful pictures of Russia that she took from her front porch." 
   --David Letterman 

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Subject: Clinton didn't do shit for the gay community

You wrote: 

> "I think gay people and people who strongly support gay rights should remember that Bill Clinton 
> caught a lot of hell for trying to give gays more equality and when he got hurt in that battle, a lot of 
> people (like Rosie) turned their backs on him/them."

With all due respect, I have to disagree.  The only thing Clinton even attempted to do for the gay community was 
the half-assed "Don't ask, don't tell," which actually increased witch hunts against gays and lesbians serving our country 
(in which we're still second-class citizens).  He didn't even try to get ENDA (Employment Non-Discrimination Act) passed, 
even as an amendment to the Defense of Marriage Act, the first specifically anti-gay piece of legislation to be passed in 
American history, which, in a moment of extraordinary cowardice, he signed at midnight so that there wouldn't be any 
coverage of it on the news.  When David Mixner (a gay activist), a loyal Clintonista up to that point, complained publicly 
about it, the Big Dog called him and begged him (like a Big Pussy) to stop.

Clinton didn't do shit for the gay community.  Period.  I don't expect Obama to be any better, 
beholden as he is to the notoriously homophobic (and anti-gay violence promoting) African-American churches.

If I was Randi Rhodes, I could probably run off a list of things Clinton did for gays. She's great at that.

But I know one of the first things he did was TRY to get "Don't ask" in the military and gay-hater Sam Nunn
said that would only happen "over my dead body," which is a horrible thing for a Democrats to do to his
brand-new Democratic president, but that's what Democrats do - they stab our winners in the back.

I'm straight, so I can't see the issue the same way you do, but it's possible you're comparing Clinton
and Obama to that mythical "perfect president" who never existed.

Clinton tried to take a big step but his own party made him settle for a half-step.
Maybe you could direct some of your anger to the Democrats who stopped him.

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Getting Grayson's Back
 He listed the facts, so he must be destroyed


The Republicans are having one of their patented hissy fits because Alan Grayson said that the Republican Health Care Plan 
is to "not get sick" and "die quickly." The party that has been claiming the Democrats are planning death panels is actually 
insisting that he apologize to them. And George Stephanopoulos agrees!

Earlier this year Republican Representative Virginia Foxx said on the House Floor that the Democrats had a plan to 
"put seniors to death by their government" and the mainstream press didn't say they deserved an apology. Republican 
Representative Ginny Browne-Waite said the Democratic healthcare plan "essentially tells seniors to drop dead" and 
nobody sanctioned her. Why should Grayson be singled out for telling the truth when their lies were deemed perfectly acceptable?

Grayson is being targeted by the Republicans and the mainstream press because he isn't afraid to tell it like it is. 
They hope to silence him and defeat him in the next election. 
You can let him know you have his back by donating to his reelection fund today.

Spread the Word

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MoveOn Hits Backstabbing Dems


Okay, this is getting good.

In a clear sign that the left will not hold back from targeting fellow Dems in the final stretch of the health care wars, 
MoveOn is slamming the "centrist" Dem Senators who voted against the public option amendments yesterday.

The ads will target Senators Kent Conrad, Blanche Lincoln, and Max Baucus in their home states. All three voted 
against the public option amendments pushed by Senators Rocky and Chuckie in the Senate Finance Committee yesterday...

Some high-profile Dems have called on liberal groups to hold their friendly fire. But as MoveOn’s spot reminds us, 
there’s something of a split in the pro-reform movement between the big liberal groups who are willing to hold their fire 
and those who think the best way to affect real long-term change is to continuously demand that Dems hew to core principles.

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Subject: Bart GOING SCHIZO.

Bart, YOU GOING SCHIZO on us ???!!

Not at all - why would you ask?

#1.  you're  STILL CRYING FOR HILLARY -    that _____  would  PUSH THE BUTTON to NUKE  Tehran in a NY second.
Hell, she'd  FIGHT  Lieberman, Bolton,  Emanuel, Safire  and all the other Likudniks for the honor, if you let her within 100 feet of it. 

Do you have a certificate that says you're sane?
Yes, one of us has a serious problem with America's Secretary of State.
Why do you feel qualified to predict the future and speak for others?

#2.  you SCREAM and RAGE and RANT about  MATT TAIBI  being "A BULLY"  for sayin'  nasty things about the previous  pope  -

Matt Taibbi is a slimy, lying dog.
You're going to hold me responsible for speaking the truth?

 ... while YOU go APESHIT for the CURRENT  "Benny the Rat" pope!

The Vatican said what the Vaticam said.
I found enormous humor in their clumsy attempt at blame-shifting.

And as far as the old pope being on HIS DEATH-BED ?? TOUGH SHIT, Bart -  as you know damn well,  some  of these 
ghoulish Catholics - like the ENTIRE  catholic contingent of the US Supreme Court (certainly  alito and SCALIA)  -  would 
BRING BACK THE INQUISITION in a New York second if they could - and would  GLOAT  at the "auto da fe" 
BURNING of victims at the stake, young, old, men, women,  mothers and fathers,  whatever.

Have those headaches returned?
I'm having trouble figuring out which side you're on.

     but WAH WAH WAH, bart CRIES that mean ol'  Matt showed no class,  WAH WAH WAH !! 

A slimy, lying dog is a slimy, lying dog.
What do you want from me?
You're not making any kind of case I can reply to..


The facts are the facts.

  but THE SAME  ol' Bart GETS  ALL INDIGNANT about  Matt Taibi   reaming out that same pope??    W T  F?!

True, I have a problem with the Catholic Church running a worldwide, organized rape ring.
I think everybody should have a problem with that, especially Catholics who give the Church money.

Having said that, who wants to be associated with a crude and vulgar lying shit who write things like...

52. Pope pisses himself just before the end; gets all over nurse.
51. After death, saggy, furry tits of dead Pope begin melting like Sno-cones under the sun.

I'm just glad everyone got a good look at what kind of "man" Taibbi is.

Recently, someone said we don't gave anything like a Pigboy or a Glenn Beck on our side.

I think we do.

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Mike Malloy Live


"Democrats’ #1 problem is that they never hit back, but just complain about the unfairness of getting hit. 
  It's a relief it is to finally see a Democrat say, “No, fuck you until you actually bring something to the table." 
    -- apostropher, obviously talking about Alan Grayson,     Link

"When Grayson walks in the room Harry Reid slinks out the back door. 
  Grayson = alpha.    Reed = pawned." 
    -- Rich H,   Link

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"Only in America can you make that much money crying. Glenn Beck is not aligned with any party. 
  He is aligned with cynicism and there has always been a market for cynics. But we became a great nation 
  not because we are a nation of cynics. We became a great nation because we are a nation of believers."
        -- Lindsey Graham, (R-Openly Gay) trying to make people think Beck's not a Republican,    Link

 Hey Lindsey - he's on FOX Whore News.

 Republicans are all that gets hired over there.

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Letterman admits affairs
 after report of blackmail durfaces


"A CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from David Letterman, forcing Dave to admit 
in an extraordinary monologue before millions of viewers that he's had sexual relationships with female employees.

Letterman said that "this whole thing has been quite scary." But he mixed in jokes while outlining what had happened to him, 
seeming to confuse a laughing audience at Thursday's taping about whether the story was true.

The network said the person who was arrested works for "48 Hours" and has been suspended. 
The suspect is Robert J. Halderman and he was arrested yesterday shortly after Dave tesified before a grand jury.

When Dave talked about it, he was kinda treating it as a joke - but there was no apology.

Dave, you've been married less than a year.
Don't you think your wife deserves an apology?

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Football Picks by Mike the Dealer


 Who had the best weekend?

 Also, this weekend's games.

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Jon Stewart Slams CNN Anchors

Subject: Glenn Beck

This is funny as all get out, but you did read the text at the bottom of the page didn't you?


" Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we 
haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.

Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, 
because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or 
murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. 
I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand."

And it's important that people understand that - why?

I hope you don't spend a lot of time trying to help Glenn Beck with his reputation.

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GOP & Blue Dogs Waste $50M to Lie to Students
 "Abstinence only" works great - just ask Bristol Palin


Instead of working on a healthcare plan that uses funding wisely, the Senate Finance Committee showed its proclivity 
for wasting taxpayer money in order to prop up flagging conservative ideology this week.

Not only have they refused to embrace measures that would cut the costs of healthcare while expanding coverage 
(public option, single payer, closing the donut hole), conservative committee members voted to spend $50 million a year 
on a program that has proved not only that it does not work, but it does the opposite of what it is supposed to do.

Working late into the evening on amendments to the proposed America's Healthy Future Act Tuesday, 
the Finance Committee took the time to undermine President Obama's request that the $50 million a year that goes
to support state programs offering abstinence-only education in public schools be redirected to a program that offers 
a more comprehensive approach. The amendment reinstating abstinence-only education funding was presented by 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT), but it got two crucial votes from Blue Dog Democrats on the committee, Kent Conrad 
of North Dakota and Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas, passing by a narrow 12-11.

Everybody - even the GOP - knows it doesn't work.
I think they're trying appease the Invisible Cloud Being again..

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History Unfolding


We learned just days ago that the Federal Reserve, which has little or no real oversight by anyone, has "loaned" two trillion 
dollars (that is $2,000,000,000,000) over the past few months, but will not tell us to whom or why or disclose the terms. 
That is our money. Yours and mine. And that is three times the $700 billion we all argued about so strenuously just this past 
September. Who has this money? Why do they have it? Why are the terms unavailable to us? Who asked for it? Who authorized it? 
I thought this was a government of "we the people," who loaned our powers to our elected leaders. Apparently not.

We have spent two or more decades intentionally de-industrializing our economy.. Why?

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Rep. Alan Grayson May Just Fuck Your Shit Up


It's too soon to tell, but there's a good chance that Representative Alan Grayson, he of the "Die Quickly" Republican 
health care plan, will end up fucking your shit up. Too rich to be bought off, Grayson's been fucking with the powerful 
for a few years now. As an attorney, he represented whistleblowers, going after the hundreds of millions of dollars in 
fraud committed by contractors and others in Iraq. He told CNN in April 2006, "The development fund of Iraq was 
looted by war profiteers and war whores." Check out the huge ass article on him in Vanity Fair from 2007 (and check out 
that goatee). He went after Halliburton and KBR; he fucked with Dick Cheney. You think a man whose name is a 
homophone with "boner" is gonna trouble him?

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Obama Loses Olympics
Red-faced president returns empty-handed


The 2016 Games are going to Rio de Janeiro. 
In a vote of high drama, the bustling Brazilian carnival city of beaches, mountains and samba beat 
surprise finalist Madrid, which got a big helping hand from a very influential friend.

Chicago was knocked out in the first round — in one of the most shocking defeats ever handed down 
by the International Olympic Committee. President Barack Obama's last-minute hop to Denmark didn't 
swing the games Chicago's way. He came, saw, charmed but did not conquer.

It was assumed that the White Hpouse had insider good news - which is why Obama went.
For him to go and give his sales pitch and then be turned away is embarrassing, to say the least.

Known liar Lou Dobbs said Chicago spent $100M to TRY to get the Olympics.

Seems to me if we're paying for it (NBC will given them hundreds of billions of dollars 
for thr gights to broadcast the possible snoozefest) we should get to host it.

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