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Quotes
"Every golfer deserves a mulligan."
-- The View's
Elizabeth Hasselbitch, excusing rich Republican Tiger's multiple affairs,
"Tiger
cheated with 20 women - he should get a mulligan..."
"John Edwards was waiting for her to die so
he didn't have to deal with any of this.
Unfortunately, she survived
cancer and now he's having to deal with the consequences."
-- Hasselbitch,
saying it's wrong when a Democrat has ONE affair, Link
"John
Eswards cheated with one women - he is a scumbag..."
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Cheney -
heart attack #6
God's trying to take him but he won't
f-ing go
Excerpt:
Dick Cheney sustained a minor heart attack but
was expected to be released from the hospital soon.
Cheney, 69, who has a history of heart problems,
has been hospitalized since Monday after experiencing chest pains.
“Lab testing revealed evidence of a mild heart
attack,” a statement released Tuesday said. “He underwent a stress test
and a heart catheterization. He is feeling good
and is expected to be discharged in the next day or two.”
Once again, God's aim is off
Better luck next time, God.
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Quotes
"If Sarah Palin had not endorsed McCain, can
you imagine what the press would do to her?"
-- the vulgar Pigboy, attempting to make some kind of
point - probably.
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Subject: Toyota loyalty
Bart,
You are taking criticism of a large corporation
way too personally.
Your sanity rating just dropped 15-20 percent.
They like all corporations shaved costs to increase
profit.
They are no better and no worse than others like
GM.
I'm not talking about Toyota.
I'm talking about a whore press that publishes
f-ing rumors.
Why are you willing to accept fake news posing
as real news?
Toyota is a corporation not your buddy.
If it was anybody but you I'd invite you to GFY.
Toyota, particularly North American Toyota, brought
this on themselves.
zenferret
So, because YOU claim Toyota brought this on themselves, it's OK
for the whore press to print rumors that could put them out of business?
I have a hard time believeing you couldn't see this:
> Three more deaths apparently
linked to runaway Toyotas have been posted on the government's
> auto-safety database, which would
bring totals to 37 fatalities in 29 incidents.
> The reports haven't been
verified by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
or Toyota.
> They are among a growing list
of complaints, still unconfirmed,
And not have the slightest idea what point I was trying to make.
Did they put you on fog pills when you moved back East?
Do you think that we're so close that you can be rude
without a little bit of flack coming back your way?
When you lived in Vegas you were smarter and nicer.
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More Palin
Hypocrisy:
Tripp has
'socialized' insurance
by Shannyn Moore
Excerpt:
The dangers of "death panels" were explained
to Americans on Sarah Palin's Facebook page.
Oh, sweet Lord, she must not sleep at night...her
grandson could be the next victim of "socialized medicine".
Recently released documents from the custody battle
show clearly Tripp Palin Johnston has socialized
health care through Indian Health Services and
the Alaska Native Medical Center.
Palin's family has federally funded health care
afforded to them...
but if you had it Barack Obama might kill you.
Put this on the list of Palin's Greatest Hypocritical
Hits...volume 97.
If Palin is a Native America, why doesn't the GOP hate her and descriminate against her?
Or is she stealing health care from thoe pooe
Indian tribes?
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What happened
to Obama?
by Katha Pollitt
Excerpt:
I'm still glad I supported Obama over Hillary
Clinton. If Hillary had won the election, every single day
would be a festival of misogyny. We would hear
constantly about her voice, her laugh, her wrinkles,
her marriage and what a heartless, evil bitch
she is for doing something--whatever!--men have done
since the Stone Age. In other words, for doing
pretty much what Obama is doing. This way I get to think,
Whew, at least you can't blame this on a woman.
That makes no sense.
Sounds like she preferred Hillary, but the GOP's
bad behavior changed her vote.
Katha, why would you let them decide how you're
going to vote?
I'm not even sure how much of this mess you can
blame on Obama. We've had ample evidence of
how little power he has over the Democratic barons
of the Senate -- so little that he had to bribe
Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu with great big haunches
of pork to get their votes on a healthcare bill
that would benefit millions of their constituents.
. . .
But it's Obama's JOB to corral the idiot Democrats.
If you're saying he's not doing his job, we'd
all be forced to agree with you.
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Too bad the Democrats don't
have the brains to mention that.
Quotes
"We don't get our rights from Congress or the
President, we get them from God."
-- Glenn Beck,
So Glenn, why did God wait until 1919 to give American women rights?
Why did God wait until 1965 to give Black Americans rights?
Why is God refusing to give his gay sons
and daughters rights?
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http://capwiz.com/norml2/issues/
Subject: RE: Texas our stupidest state?
Bartacus,
Of course dinosaurs and humans co-existed…
Where do you think the basis for the Flintstones
came from?
It may be a cartoon, but its base came from iron-clad,
never wrong, religio-history.
I mean, we all know that cave men, and Cro-Magnon
men are history and science’s little white lies…
There has only ever been one human form.
I know that I didn’t evolve from no damn monkey
or ape… I was chemically man-made like the
incredible hulk by an angry Jewish deity in the
sky. Because of that fact, we all owe him money
when that collection plate comes around. Otherwise
he’d break our thumbs and unleash an
apocalyptic vengeful plague on our asses… But,
he loves us, and wants us to know that science
and factual historical education are tools of
his socialist/communist(possibly even Buddhist or Muslim)
counterpart that lives down below.
He really is bigger and better than any other
imaginary god…
Because a handful of whacko religio-hand jobs
say so.
Spanky,
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Got passion?
White Geezers on dope
Perry Parks, 67, prepares to
rock
Excerpt:
In her 88 years, Florence Siegel has learned
how to relax: A glass of red wine,
some classical music, preferably Bach. And, ...she
smokes marijuana.
Long a fixture among young people, use of the
country's most popular illicit drug
is now growing among geezers, the baby boomers
grow older.
The number of people aged 50 and older reporting
marijuana use in the prior year
went up from 1.9 percent to 2.9 percent from
2002 to 2008, according to surveys
from the probably-lying Substance Abuse and Mental
Health Services Administration.
The rise was most dramatic among 55- to 59-year-olds,
whose reported marijuana use
more than tripled from 1.6 percent in 2002 to
5.1 percent.
Party on. Rise up and reject those big government
weenies who want to
control your every move. Just because they're
misreable, they want you to
be miserable - cause that's how God wants you
to be.
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Subject: Austin Teabagger Terrorist
Bart, you wrote
> "If suicide-flying a plane into a building with the intent to kill isn't terror, then neither is 9-11".
You are absolutely fraking right.
This is the same brand of terrorism that McVeigh
pulled in your home state.
When will the media get that it is the same thing?
This guy wanted to make a political statement
with his own death, and take as many federal employees
(people just trying to make a salary and raise
a family) with him as possible.
Even if it was a lone act, and I think we should
waterboard his fellow Teabaggers
in that area to make certain it was still a lone
act of Terrorism.
Josh in Illinois
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Subject: Inhofe's igloo
Bart,
If more snow (which is predicted by global warming)
means there is no Global Warming,
does that mean Rush Limbaugh is proof that there's
no such thing as world hunger?
Russ
Good point - I wish those kids who are faking
starvation would knock it off.
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Subject: Elliot Spitzer
I agree with you and he is sharp about the economy
and was doing a good job on it in New York.
Makes you go hmmmm that all that came up about
him and sort of ruined his career.
Hope he comes back and gets into the fray. He
has a lot of good answers
and ideas for the economy and makes a whole lot
of sense.
Sue
People say he was exposed because he was fighting
the banksters.
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The racists went crazy when they saw this photo.
GOP Demanded Stimulus Money
Excerpt:
Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), who called the stimulus
a "massive spending binge" and an "abject failure",
wrote three times to Obama officials asking for
four projects in Dallas. Sessions wrote that the stimulus
projects will "create jobs in the region and
improve the quality of life for North Texans."
Rep. Steve Buyer (R-IN), who called the stimulus
a "sham", wrote to Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood
requesting $80 million in stimulus funds that
he believed were "vital to the economic health of Indiana."
At the end of the letter, Buyer wrote, "Ray,
I appreciate your personal attention. Steve."
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Gay), along with Sen. Jim
DeMint (R-Moron), fought for stimulus highway funds
for I-73 in South Carolina. Graham proclaimed
that the stimulus project would "create 5,789 jobs."
So make the sons of bitches pay for their hypocrisy, why don't you?
Our elected Democrats eat shit every day of their terms - why?
How can they refuse to fight back day after day?
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But, of course, it's fine when a white man does it.
Subject: Hillary
Bart, I think the Thugs had the long knives out
for Hillary more so than for Obama,
and would have crippled her far more and sooner.
I dimly recall a scandal film they had
in the wings about her. It would've been UGLY
and McCain-Palin might be in office now.
kathi
Yes, it would've been very ugly, but at least
Hillary would've fought back.
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Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
tons-of-fun Entertainment Page
Marty
always has good stuff.
Subject: Bart, here's my Survivor/Amazing Race combo...
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Obama could threaten his party to get in line or else,
but he'd rather go down is history as "that nice one-termer."
Random thought...
Is Toyota going to be the first coporation in American history
to be held responsible?
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Shame on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals
Excerpt:
The Church of Reality is issuing a shame on you
edict against the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals for failing
to decide our religious rights case pending before
the Ninth circuit Court of Appeals. On 01-27-2010 the
court issued what is best described as a decision
to deny us due process and to treat us as if we don't exist.
Although the decision is supposed to be a denial,
it isn't really a decision at all. Religious claims under the
Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) are
supposed to be decided under the strict scrutiny standard.
That means that the judges of the court are supposed
to at least read the case. But what happened here is
that the law clerks at the Ninth Circuit were
culling the pile of cases and saw that we filed without a lawyer
and apparently thought that we wouldn't notice
if we got screwed. Well - we noticed.
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Bob Hope,
the Eldrick of his time
But back then the whore press covered things up
Excerpt:
According to Robert Slatzer, a former Paramount
publicist: “It was pretty generally known around the studio
that whenever Bob had to go off on one of his
tours or play to the army camps, he’d have girls he wanted to boff
sent ahead for him. But his favourites were beauty
contest winners. He was always trying to get them on his show
— not only to rev up the GIs in the audience,
but because he wanted them himself.”
While Hope and Bing Crosby were still close friends
and at the height of their popularity as a team, they used to
trade girlfriends. Not girls they were serious
about, but the bimbo, one-night-stand types that were so common on
studio lots or around broadcasting stations.
If, for example, Crosby found a girl he thought was particularly good in
bed,
he’d introduce her to Hope, and vice versa.
In the late 1940s, while Crosby was recuperating
in hospital from an appendectomy, he had a nurse
who gave him what he described to Hope as “the
greatest blowjob of my life. You ought to try her, Bob”.
Wow!
You mean all those years when he was overseas entertaining the troops,
he was just
getting away from his wife so he could bang Raquel Welch and Ann Margaret?
...
And some people say a secret is hard to keep.
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Writers w/ Opinions Wanted
Americal Idol - The final 24 has generated much controversy - go figure.
Survivor Heroes vs Villians - Fantastic premier, second show was even better.
The Amazing Race - Five Emmys in
a row - and nobody's watching?
Let's put a full day between opinions.
So we'll do Idol on Fridays, Survivor on
Mondays and Amazing Race (if anyone writes) on Tuesdays.
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Disturbing ads from the past
This is the America that the tea-baggers want back.
New format on High Stakes Poker blows
They had everything working perfectly - best poker show on TV - and then they fixed it.
AJ Benza is gone, and I miss his banter with Gabe
Kaplan.
Gabe was Batman, always explaining to Robin how
poker works.
Plus I miss Benza's laugh after each Gabe joke.
It feels like he died.
But now, they're hired some no-personality lady
to do interviews at each break - shiiiiiiiit.
If you want to see interviews, go online or buy
a damn book but stay out of the poker game.
Instead of 25 hands a week, we'll see twenty and that lady will babble on and on - who needs it?
Does the poducer have a new girlfriend who needed
a "job?"
Petition to Bring Back A.J. Benza Gains Steam
pokernewsdaily.com Hmmm, that sounds prestigious!
Excerpt:
An online petition to bring Benza back to HSP
is currently garnering a great deal of support from its fans.
To many viewers, “High Stakes Poker,” which is
now in its sixth season, didn’t need any changes.
Furthermore, following the trend - a female hostess
who interacts with players or commentators - was
something nobody wants, especially at the cost
of Benza being in the booth.
I can't find that petition anywhere..
They talk about the petition, but there's no petition.
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Joslyn James
- knows Eldrick's secrets
Porn star to 'speaks out' and say what?
Excerpt:
Tiger Wood came in one more
controversy & his name is related to another porn star.
According to sources actress Joslyn James would
speaks
out all those secrets which Tiger had hide from everyone.
It was revealed before that once Tiger slept with
Holly Sampson, whose credit
takes the account of Descent Into Bondage and
Diary of a Horny Housewife.
It is in rumours that Tiger has
loads
of mistress across the nation.
Who did the editing and spell check on this story
- me?
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Subject: Donation
Hey Bart, keep up the great work.
Love the links, especially Marty's
E! page.
You're worth more than this
but it's what we can afford.
Peter in New Mexico
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Hilary Duff engaged to hockeyboy
I have some advice for Hilary Duff, Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere
who are all engaged or talking about getting married: Keep
your name.
You're going to confuse people and hurt your career if you change
your name.
Besides, you're going to dump the big lug in 2 years and then
you'll have to change
your name back and it's too much for the average Democrat to
handle, trust me. .
Remember Jamie Lynn Sigler from The Sopranos?
She married some guy named A. J. DiScala and changed her name
to Jamie Lynn DiScala.
Of course, she dumped him a year later and changed her name back
- so remember that.
Sidebar:
Ordinarily I'd say Hayden should take her husband's name because
almost any other name
would be easier to f-ing spell, but Hayden's about to marry brutish
boxer Wladimir Klitschko.
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