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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Cheney - heart attack #6 HOT
Arrow Tripp has 'socialized' insurance HOT
Arrow Shame on the Ninth Circuit 
Arrow GOP Demanded Stimulus 
Arrow Shame on the Ninth Circuit HOT
Arrow White Geezers on dope
Arrow New format on HSP blows 
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Quotes

"Every golfer deserves a mulligan."
     --  The View's Elizabeth Hasselbitch, excusing rich Republican Tiger's multiple affairs, 
 


 "Tiger cheated with 20 women - he should get a mulligan..."
 

"John Edwards was waiting for her to die so he didn't have to deal with any of this.
  Unfortunately, she survived cancer and now he's having to deal with the consequences."
     --  Hasselbitch, saying it's wrong when a Democrat has ONE affair,    Link


 "John Eswards cheated with one women - he is a scumbag..."
 

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Cheney - heart attack #6
 God's trying to take him but he won't f-ing go 

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 Excerpt:
Dick Cheney sustained a minor heart attack but was expected to be released from the hospital soon.
Cheney, 69, who has a history of heart problems, has been hospitalized since Monday after experiencing chest pains.

“Lab testing revealed evidence of a mild heart attack,” a statement released Tuesday said. “He underwent a stress test 
and a heart catheterization. He is feeling good and is expected to be discharged in the next day or two.”
 

Once again, God's aim is off

Better luck next time, God.
 

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Quotes

"If Sarah Palin had not endorsed McCain, can you imagine what the press would do to her?" 
   -- the vulgar Pigboy, attempting to make some kind of point - probably.
 

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Subject: Toyota loyalty

Bart,
You are taking criticism of a large corporation way too personally. 

Your sanity rating just dropped 15-20 percent.

They like all corporations shaved costs to increase profit. 
They are no better and no worse than others like GM.

I'm not talking about Toyota.
I'm talking about a whore press that publishes f-ing rumors.
Why are you willing to accept fake news posing as real news?

Toyota is a corporation not your buddy. 

If it was anybody but you I'd invite you to GFY.

Toyota, particularly North American Toyota, brought this on themselves. 
 zenferret
 

So, because YOU claim Toyota brought this on themselves, it's OK 
for the whore press to print rumors that could put them out of business?

I have a hard time believeing you couldn't see this:

> Three more deaths apparently linked to runaway Toyotas have been posted on the government's 
> auto-safety database, which would bring totals to 37 fatalities in 29 incidents. 

> The reports haven't been verified by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration or Toyota. 
> They are among a growing list of complaints, still unconfirmed,

And not have the slightest idea what point I was trying to make.
Did they put you on fog  pills when you moved back East? 

Do you think that we're so close that you can be rude
without a little bit of flack coming back your way? 

When you lived in Vegas you were smarter and nicer.
 

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MMA Rumors


More Palin Hypocrisy: 
Tripp has 'socialized' insurance
  by Shannyn Moore

 See the documents

 Excerpt:
The dangers of "death panels" were explained to Americans on Sarah Palin's Facebook page. 
Oh, sweet Lord, she must not sleep at night...her grandson could be the next victim of "socialized medicine".

Recently released documents from the custody battle show clearly Tripp Palin Johnston has socialized 
health care through Indian Health Services and the Alaska Native Medical Center.

Palin's family has federally funded health care afforded to them...
but if you had it Barack Obama might kill you. 

Put this on the list of Palin's Greatest Hypocritical Hits...volume 97.
 

If Palin is a Native America, why doesn't the GOP hate her and descriminate against her?

Or is she stealing health care from thoe pooe Indian tribes?
 

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David Gregory - AKA Dances with Rove


What happened to Obama?
  by Katha Pollitt

 Link

 Excerpt:
I'm still glad I supported Obama over Hillary Clinton. If Hillary had won the election, every single day 
would be a festival of misogyny. We would hear constantly about her voice, her laugh, her wrinkles, 
her marriage and what a heartless, evil bitch she is for doing something--whatever!--men have done 
since the Stone Age. In other words, for doing pretty much what Obama is doing. This way I get to think, 
Whew, at least you can't blame this on a woman.

That makes no sense.
Sounds like she preferred Hillary, but the GOP's bad behavior changed her vote.
Katha, why would you let them decide how you're going to vote?

I'm not even sure how much of this mess you can blame on Obama. We've had ample evidence of 
how little power he has over the Democratic barons of the Senate -- so little that he had to bribe 
Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu with great big haunches of pork to get their votes on a healthcare bill 
that would benefit millions of their constituents. . . .

But it's Obama's JOB to corral the idiot Democrats.
If you're saying he's not doing his job, we'd all be forced to agree with you.
 

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Too bad the Democrats don't 
have the brains to mention that.


Quotes

"We don't get our rights from Congress or the President, we get them from God."
   -- Glenn Beck,
 

  So Glenn, why did God wait until 1919 to give American women rights?

  Why did God wait until 1965 to give Black Americans rights?

  Why is God refusing to give his gay sons and daughters rights?
 

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Subject: RE: Texas our stupidest state?

Bartacus,

Of course dinosaurs and humans co-existed… 
Where do you think the basis for the Flintstones came from? 

It may be a cartoon, but its base came from iron-clad, never wrong, religio-history. 
I mean, we all know that cave men, and Cro-Magnon men are history and science’s little white lies… 
There has only ever been one human form.

I know that I didn’t evolve from no damn monkey or ape… I was chemically man-made like the 
incredible hulk by an angry Jewish deity in the sky. Because of that fact, we all owe him money 
when that collection plate comes around. Otherwise he’d break our thumbs and unleash an 
apocalyptic vengeful plague on our asses… But, he loves us, and wants us to know that science 
and factual historical education are tools of his socialist/communist(possibly even Buddhist or Muslim) 
counterpart that lives down below.

He really is bigger and better than any other imaginary god… 
Because a handful of whacko religio-hand jobs say so.
  Spanky,
 

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Mike Malloy Live


White Geezers on dope


Perry Parks, 67, prepares to rock

 Link

 Excerpt:
In her 88 years, Florence Siegel has learned how to relax: A glass of red wine,
some classical music, preferably Bach. And, ...she smokes marijuana.

Long a fixture among young people, use of the country's most popular illicit drug 
is now growing among geezers, the baby boomers grow older.

The number of people aged 50 and older reporting marijuana use in the prior year 
went up from 1.9 percent to 2.9 percent from 2002 to 2008, according to surveys
from the probably-lying Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration.

The rise was most dramatic among 55- to 59-year-olds, whose reported marijuana use 
more than tripled from 1.6 percent in 2002 to 5.1 percent.
 

Party on.  Rise up and reject those big government weenies who want to 
control your every move. Just because they're misreable, they want you to 
be miserable - cause that's how God wants you to be.
 

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Subject: Austin Teabagger Terrorist

Bart, you wrote 

> "If suicide-flying a plane into a building with the intent to kill isn't terror, then neither is 9-11".

You are absolutely fraking right. 
This is the same brand of terrorism that McVeigh pulled in your home state. 
When will the media get that it is the same thing?

This guy wanted to make a political statement with his own death, and take as many federal employees 
(people just trying to make a salary and raise a family) with him as possible.

Even if it was a lone act, and I think we should waterboard his fellow Teabaggers 
in that area to make certain it was still a lone act of Terrorism.
 Josh in Illinois
 

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Subject: Inhofe's igloo

Bart,

If more snow (which is predicted by global warming) means there is no Global Warming, 
does that mean Rush Limbaugh is proof that there's no such thing as world hunger?
 Russ
 

Good point - I wish those kids who are faking starvation would knock it off.
 

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Subject: Elliot Spitzer

I agree with you and he is sharp about the economy and was doing a good job on it in New York.
Makes you go hmmmm that all that came up about him and sort of ruined his career. 

Hope he comes back and gets into the fray. He has a lot of good answers 
and ideas for the economy and makes a whole lot of sense.
 Sue
 

People say he was exposed because he was fighting the banksters.
 

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The racists went crazy when they saw this photo.


GOP Demanded Stimulus Money

 Link

 Excerpt:
Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), who called the stimulus a "massive spending binge" and an "abject failure", 
wrote three times to Obama officials asking for four projects in Dallas. Sessions wrote that the stimulus 
projects will "create jobs in the region and improve the quality of life for North Texans."

Rep. Steve Buyer (R-IN), who called the stimulus a "sham", wrote to Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood
requesting $80 million in stimulus funds that he believed were "vital to the economic health of  Indiana." 
At the end of the letter, Buyer wrote, "Ray, I appreciate your personal attention. Steve."

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Gay), along with Sen. Jim DeMint (R-Moron), fought for stimulus highway funds
for I-73 in South Carolina. Graham proclaimed that the stimulus project would "create 5,789 jobs." 
 

So make the sons of bitches pay for their hypocrisy, why don't you? 

Our elected Democrats eat shit every day of their terms - why?
How can they refuse to fight back day after day?
 

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But, of course, it's fine when a white man does it.


Subject: Hillary

Bart, I think the Thugs had the long knives out for Hillary more so than for Obama, 
and would have crippled her far more and sooner. I dimly recall a scandal film they had 
in the wings about her. It would've been UGLY and McCain-Palin might be in office now.
 kathi
 

Yes, it would've been very ugly, but at least Hillary would've fought back.
 

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on her tons-of-fun Entertainment Page
 

Marty always has good stuff.
 


 

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Subject: Bart, here's my Survivor/Amazing Race combo... 

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Obama could threaten his party to get in line or else,
but he'd rather go down is history as "that nice one-termer."


Random thought...

Is Toyota going to be the first coporation in American history  to be held responsible?
 

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Shame on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals 

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 Excerpt:
The Church of Reality is issuing a shame on you edict against the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals for failing 
to decide our religious rights case pending before the Ninth circuit Court of Appeals. On 01-27-2010 the 
court issued what is best described as a decision to deny us due process and to treat us as if we don't exist. 

Although the decision is supposed to be a denial, it isn't really a decision at all. Religious claims under the 
Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) are supposed to be decided under the strict scrutiny standard. 
That means that the judges of the court are supposed to at least read the case. But what happened here is 
that the law clerks at the Ninth Circuit were culling the pile of cases and saw that we filed without a lawyer 
and apparently thought that we wouldn't notice if we got screwed. Well - we noticed. 
 

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Bob Hope, the Eldrick of his time
 But back then the whore press covered things up

 Link

 Excerpt:
According to Robert Slatzer, a former Paramount publicist: “It was pretty generally known around the studio
that whenever Bob had to go off on one of his tours or play to the army camps, he’d have girls he wanted to boff
sent ahead for him. But his favourites were beauty contest winners. He was always trying to get them on his show
— not only to rev up the GIs in the audience, but because he wanted them himself.”

While Hope and Bing Crosby were still close friends and at the height of their popularity as a team, they used to
trade girlfriends. Not girls they were serious about, but the bimbo, one-night-stand types that were so common on
studio lots or around broadcasting stations. If, for example, Crosby found a girl he thought was particularly good in bed,
he’d introduce her to Hope, and vice versa.

In the late 1940s, while Crosby was recuperating in hospital from an appendectomy, he had a nurse
who gave him what he described to Hope as “the greatest blowjob of my life. You ought to try her, Bob”.
 

Wow!
You mean all those years when he was overseas entertaining the troops, he was just
getting away from his wife so he could bang Raquel Welch and Ann Margaret?

...

And some people say a secret is hard to keep.
 

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Writers w/ Opinions Wanted

Americal Idol - The final 24 has generated much controversy - go figure.

Survivor Heroes vs Villians - Fantastic premier, second show was even better.

The Amazing Race - Five Emmys in a row - and nobody's watching?
 

Let's put a full day between opinions.
So we'll do Idol on Fridays, Survivor on Mondays and Amazing Race (if anyone writes) on Tuesdays.
 

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New format on High Stakes Poker blows

They had everything working perfectly - best poker show on TV - and then they fixed it.

AJ Benza is gone, and I miss his banter with Gabe Kaplan.
Gabe was Batman, always explaining to Robin how poker works.
Plus I miss Benza's laugh after each Gabe joke.
It feels like he died.

But now, they're hired some no-personality lady to do interviews at each break - shiiiiiiiit.
If you want to see interviews, go online or buy a damn book but stay out of the poker game.

Instead of 25 hands a week, we'll see twenty and that lady will babble on and on - who needs it?

Does the poducer have a new girlfriend who needed a "job?"
 

Petition to Bring Back A.J. Benza Gains Steam

 pokernewsdaily.com  Hmmm, that sounds prestigious!

 Excerpt:
An online petition to bring Benza back to HSP is currently garnering a great deal of support from its fans.
To many viewers, “High Stakes Poker,” which is now in its sixth season,  didn’t need any changes.
Furthermore, following the trend - a female hostess who interacts with players or commentators - was
something nobody wants, especially at the cost of Benza being in the booth.
 

I can't find that petition anywhere..
They talk about the petition, but there's no petition.
 

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Joslyn James - knows Eldrick's secrets
 Porn star to 'speaks out' and say what?

 Link

 Excerpt:
Tiger Wood came in one more controversy & his name is related to another porn star.
According to sources actress Joslyn James would speaks out all those secrets which Tiger had hide from everyone.

It was revealed before that once Tiger slept with Holly Sampson, whose credit
takes the account of Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife.

It is in rumours that Tiger has loads of mistress across the nation.
 

Who did the editing and spell check on this story - me?
 

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Hilary Duff engaged to hockeyboy

 Link to Story

 I have some advice for Hilary Duff, Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere
 who are all engaged or talking about getting married:  Keep your name.

 You're going to confuse people and hurt your career if you change your name.
 Besides, you're going to dump the big lug in 2 years and then you'll have to change 
 your name back and it's too much for the average Democrat to handle, trust me. .

 Remember Jamie Lynn Sigler from The Sopranos?
 She married some guy named A. J. DiScala and changed her name to Jamie Lynn DiScala.
 Of course, she dumped him a year later and changed her name back - so remember that.

 Sidebar:
 Ordinarily I'd say Hayden should take her husband's name because almost any other name 
 would be easier to f-ing spell, but Hayden's about to marry brutish boxer Wladimir Klitschko.
 

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