Friday April 9, 2010
Vol 2504 - Church
of Serial Rapes
"There are 13 year olds who are under age and who are perfectly in agreement with, and what’s more WANTING IT, and if you are careless they will even provoke you." -- Spanish Bishop Bernando Alvarez
on why it's OK to
rape children, Link
A year from today, will there
still be a Church of Serial Rapes?
"If McCain wants to re-imagine the 2008 presidential
campaign, fine. But if you are planning to deny that you ever thought of yourself
as a maverick, it would be better not to have subtitled one of your memoirs 'The Education
of an American Maverick.' ” -- Gail Collins, Link
act like a man? Justice
Stevens to retire this summer
Already, the snarling dogs are DEMANDING that Obama appoint somebody
In the past, Obama has bent over for them every time and I'm so tired
of the surrenders.
His premier goal seems to be to get the snarling dogs to like him,
will never happen. The sooner he understands that, the sooner he can become a great president.
Bush appointed the two most radical (and young) handjobs he could find.
When he did, the Dems ALL said, "He should
get whoever he wants."
Now the shoe is on the oither foot and I expect Obama to dave in to
No matter who he appoints, the snarling dogs will say,
"He's the most radical Stalinist in America," so why should Obama even try to make the sons of bitches happy?
Of course, the proper answer to their demands is, "Go
fuck yourself, I won the elecion and, just like Bush, I'll
appoint whoever I f-ing want," but Obama's primary goal is to be liked by the snarling dogs.
How do you get into politics if your primary goal is to placate the
Obama has shown no hesitation to piss off his base so expect to be
These are the bastards Obama's trying to win over:
Why does Obama try to make the snarling dogs happy? At our
No. As the College of Cardinals must have recognized
when they elected him, he is perfectly - ideally - qualified to lead the Roman Catholic Church.
A leering old villain in a frock, who spent decades
conspiring behind closed doors for the position
he now holds; a man who believes he is infallible and
acts the part; a man whose preaching of scientific
falsehood is responsible for the deaths of countless
AIDS victims in Africa; a man whose first instinct
when his priests are caught with their pants down is
to cover up the scandal and damn the young victims
to silence: in short, exactly the right man for the job. He should not resign, moreover, because he is
perfectly positioned to accelerate the downfall of the evil,
corrupt organization whose character he fits
like a glove, and of which he is the absolute and historically
No, Pope Ratzinger should not resign. He should
remain in charge of the whole rotten edifice - the whole
profiteering, woman-fearing, guilt-gorging, truth-hating,
child-raping institution - while it tumbles, amid a
stench of incense and a rain of tourist-kitsch
sacred hearts and preposterously crowned virgins.
For the first time - I think I'm in love with a man.
A shot of Chinaco is the least I can offer this great writer
I ask again:
A year from today, will there still be a Church of Serial Rapes?
Excerpt: Calling the behavior shameful, sinful, and much
more frequent than the Vatican was comfortable with,
Benny the Rat vowed to bring the pedophilia in
the Catholic Church down to a more manageable level.
On Easter Sunday, the pontiff offered his "most
humble apologies" to abuse victims, and pledged to
reduce the total number of molestations by 60
percent over the next five years.
"This is absolutely unacceptable," The Rat said.
"It seems a weakening of faith in God has prevented
our priests from exercising moderation when sexually
abusing helpless minors."
Reducing child rapes to 60 percent of current
levels would be a good start, Benny.
I ask again:
A year from today, will there still be a Church of Serial Rapes?
Excerpt: A Wisconsin district attorney is urging schools
to drop their sex-education programs, warning that
the teachers involved could be arrested if they
follow a new state law requiring them to instruct students
on how to use condoms and other contraceptives.
God forbid these kids learn how to prevent pregnancy.
In light of a letter from Juneau County District
Attorney Scott Southworth, (R-Teabagger), leaders at the
five school districts in the county are evaluating
what to do now, says School Superintendent Tom Andres.
"I don't intend to put our teachers in harm's
way," he said. "We were just about to meet to discuss how to
comply with the new law. Then this letter came,
and this is another piece of the puzzle that we'll have to
consider as we figure out how to move forward."
The state law, called the Healthy Youth Act, took
effect in March. Starting this fall, it requires schools
with sex-education courses to teach students
medically accurate, age-appropriate information, including
how to use birth control and prevent sexually
transmitted diseases. It also requires the classes to include
information about how to recognize signs of abuse
and how alcohol can affect decision making.
Oh no, we can't let these kids learn about life!
We need to keep them stupid and ignorant so they'll
turn out like their parents!
Somebody needs to tell Threat Boy to go fuck himself.
What's he going to arrest them for? Obeying
the damn law?
I think the problem with pederastic priests is
this: They do not believe that sex with boys is actually sex!
It works like this: Priests must
be celibate. To the Church this means “no sex with women”, nothing
So, non-procreative sex, i.e. homosexuality,
isn’t really sex, so priests are free to engage in it. In fact, this
may be encouraged!
The proof of this, IMHO, is that there are few
cases of priests raping young girls, just boys.
How does one correct this? Remove the celibacy
Oh, but that would probably mean that priests
would then rape little girls too!
Dude, you might be onto something.
There's that old joke, "I'm
not gay - HE was blowing ME."
Maybe that's how those priests think, but either
God is watching them as they molest those kids
and they do it anyway.
Same for Benny the Rat - he covered up their crimes,
knowing that God was watching him do it every
Excerpt: Congressman Bart Stupak of Michigan says he's
retiring this year because (insert whatever
lie you'd like here.)
Stupak said he made the decision within the last
36 hours not to seek a 10th term. He says he felt his main
legislative goal — fucking up Obama's health
care bill — was accomplished.
The 58-year-old women-are-stupid Democrat
had been targeted for defeat by inbred, racist teabaggers
for his crucial role in fucking up Obama's health
Stupak says he could have won re-election. He
insists he wasn't being chased from the race by the teabaggers,
who are holding rallies this week in his northern
Michigan district calling for his ouster
What a coward - go ahead and leave.
We already have too many gutless cowards in our party.
Maybe a Democrat with the balls to back his president will take your
Excerpt: When Father Duran arrived in Memphis in 1999,
the Spanish-speaking Dominican priest provided a much-needed
addition to the Catholic Diocese of Memphis.
His duties were to minister to Hispanics at the Church of the Ascension.
It appeared to be a match made in heaven.
"We desperately needed someone to work with our
Hispanic community," Bishop J. Terry Steib said in a
deposition recounting talks with the Dominican
Order. "And the candidate they had was Juan Carlos Duran."
The Memphis Diocese did little to examine his
background and learned too late that Duran was a raping dog.
I just remember him asking, 'Please, please, let
me give you oral sex,' stuff like that," said a 14-year-old boy
in a sex abuse lawsuit filed against the diocese.
"I can't remember the exact number of occasions, but it was multiple."
The "John Doe" case prompted local media to file
suit to gain access to court documents related to that case.
The documents show that at least 15 priests
have been accused of sexual misconduct over four decades in Memphis. Some had been accused of sexual abuse
elsewhere and had been moved from one diocese to another."
The Church of Organized Serial Rapes does that?
I ask again:
A year from today, will the Church of Serial Rapes still exist?
"Someone had better tell Washington that that
pink elephant is on the move, and Michele Bachmann (R-Batshit)
is leading the stampede."
-- Sarah the Publicity Whore, Link
"Palin poses as a 'real American' from the
heartland, yet she has done everything in her power to escape that heartland and find refuge
in celebrity...Whatever else Palin is, she is not authentic. If anyone is phony in American culture,
it is Sarah Palin."
-- Andrew 'Trifecta" Sullivan, Link
I'll spot you $5,000 and we'll wager $1,000 that Obama out-scores your racist, teabagging ass.
Subject: If the south wants to
secede - go for it
Right wing Republicans and Tea Party extremists
are talking about seceding from the United States.
I say - go for it. Governors like Rick Perry
of Texas and Bob McDonald of Virginia want to inflame
the hatred of America then they should leave
and form their own country.
The southern Republican leaning states are the
high welfare states and the progressive north is stuck supporting them.
I would love to see them pay their own way and
they can take the Bush debt with them. They can deregulate everything
and pay for their own bailouts. I for one am
tired of putting up with the bad judgment of the politicians they elect.
Maybe if they had to take care of themselves
they they would understand that taking responsibility and fixing problems
is more work that anger, apathy, and ignorance.
But here in "Real America" we had an election.
We won, you lost. Get used to it.
Sir Bart that we here in nutz Arizonaee still
have to put up with this tool? Maverick my ass!
He has and will always be a carpetbagger, right
wing crazy guy.
Hey I was here before McSame came to Arizona,
WTF? I never voted for him.
Now just look at the bat crazy old hag we now
have as caretaker governor, Brewer.
That crazy old bitch is spending $15,000,000
to attempt to sue over ObamaCare.
Hell,the state of AZ is still in the hole to
the tune of several BILLIONS of dollars and now
they want to spend tax money they don't have,
that's just nutz! She told the f**ktards in the
AZ legistature to over ride the democrat AG (Goddard)
who told her that it's a waste of tax dollars.
Since we also have a repuke controlled legislature
they naturally abliged.
Don't even get me started with the other rethug
from AZ in the Senate, Kyl. FUBAR is the state of Arizona.
…and they want the voters to pass a 1 cent sales
tax in a special election in May
so they can give the rich a backdoor tax cut.
I'm voting NO on prop 100.
John E. P.
Plus you have that Sheriff Arpaio to worry about.
He gets off on putting mad-dog killers in pink
One day they'll get lose - I wouldn't want to
Bart, Leno's audience are primarily idiots who
will laugh at anything he throws their way,
whereas Letterman's audience has a functioning
Leno is still on the air for the same reason people
like the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" and Fox Noise
- they're idiots! Leno proved this during
the Dumbya administration, all he did was kiss ass with
right wing guests, while Letterman was more critical
of them (see his questioning of Bill O'Reilly for that).
All Leno does is kiss ass. We can only hope that
people will wise up to more intelligent comedy,
such as David Cross, Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin
and Letterman. But you never know.
Keep Swinging the Biggest Hammer in All of the
Known Universe, Bart!
"Palin and her moronic fans believe that Fox
is the only "news" channel that is "fair and balanced" when Fox is as "fair and balanced"
as Rush and Ann Coulter sitting on opposite ends of a see-saw."
-- Bizarrobrain, Link
Excerpt: A new ad that uses the voice of Earl Woods isn’t
just provocative—it’s a creepy piece of contemptible propaganda.
The latest from Nike and Tiger Woods, dropped
into rotation on ESPN and the Golf Channel just in time for his
ballyhooed return to golf at the Masters, is
not an ad. It’s a provocation. A collaboration between a multi-billion
conglomerate, a man who just got out of sex rehab
and the voice of a dead man who, when he prowled amongst the
living, probably could have used a bit of counseling
if not rehab himself.
But why would Tiger Woods the wanna-be human green-light
Why would he choose to let us know the inner
workings of his troubled soul via a :30 second piece
communications that at best is branding and at
worst is insensitive propaganda?
Tiger likes to perpetuate the myth of Earl Woods
almost as much as his own, but this commercial,
which many have already called poignant and moving,
isn’t just odd, it’s creepy.
Long time reader here in ireland and have been
fascinated by the debate on healthcare over there in America
Just thought you would be interested in this
story about a pair of Irish conjoined twins that were separated in
london today and the cost to the parents
of this 14 hour operation with a team of 20 doctors and nurses.
Yes, FREE because of our dastardly socialist healthcare
systems here in Europe.
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