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 Tuesday  4/20,  2010 Vol 2511 - Free the Weed 

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Quote of the Day

"Everyone wants free money." 
     -- Nathan Coffey, the Public Affairs Coordinator of the 
         American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC), 
         tweeting about Marlene Griffith, widow of one of the 
         29 men killed in a coal mine in West Virginia, who filed 
         a wrongful death lawsuit against the owner of the mine,   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow There Will be Blood HOT
Arrow 'Clinton wants me dead' HOT
Arrow National Weed Day? 
Arrow Catholic Transgressions 
Arrow Right-wing TV is everywhere HOT
Arrow 'Wounded, Sinner' Church
Arrow Accuse Obama Of Tyranny 
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"The other day, the Leader of the Senate Republicans and the Chair of the Republican Senate 
  campaign committee met with two dozen top Wall Street executives to talk about how to block 
  progress on this issue. Lo and behold, when he returned to Washington, the Senate Republican 
  Leader came out against the common-sense reforms weíve proposed. In doing so, he made the 
  cynical and deceptive assertion that reform would somehow enable future bailouts - when he 
  knows that it would do just the opposite."
    -- Obama, attacking Mitch the Bitch - finally,   Link

  Is our president learning how to play politics?

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There Will be Blood
Right Wing Rhetoric is Dangerous 


I made a spooky prediction years ago, maybe around 2005.
I hate to say it, but it turns out I was right. 

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Bachmann: 'Clinton wants me dead'
 Right Wing Rhetoric is Dangerous 


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Subject: Fox News At Its Very Finest

Hi Bart,

Everyone needs to see this one.

Here is BillO proven to be knowingly lying to the public and Tom Coburn
even when he is right looks like an idiot here.

Fox does this crap every hour of every day
and the morons who watch it get mad at Obama.

It is sad that Fox can do this with no repurcussions.
 Steve in PA

They do it with no repurcussions because the Democrats let them get away with it,
and CNN and the other networks let them get away with it, and biggest of all,
there's NO LIBERAL/HONEST NEWS besides the snippets of Keith, Ed and Rachel.

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"I think Hillary's doing a good job where she is...I think she'd be a great Supreme Court judge. 
  But I think she probably thinks that it'd be better if he appointed somebody younger. Although if 
  you look, my mother-in-law's 91.   Hillary's going to live to be 110. I joke with her all the time. 
  She might have three husbands after me.  You know, she's going to live forever."
       -- Big Dog,   Link

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Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is


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"It would not have been a choice in words that I made. Any time you have large public gatherings,
  youíre going to have lots of individuals with different opinions who show up."
       -- Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Lying whore), asked about Batshit's "gangster government" comment,   Link

 Why do I call Blackburn a lying whore?
 Because that "lots of individuals with different opinions who show up" crappola implies that 
 Batshit Bachmann  is just some woman who grabbed the microphone before a wise, GOP elder 
 had a chance to wrestle it away from her.

 No, lying whore, she's an elected government official who hates her country
 as long as a Black man has some power.

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Subject: Oakie redneck

Hey Bart:

I loved the picture today of thee Oakie Redneck that wanted his f'ing militia.
I know that he's unlikely to ever read your page, if he could read, but maybe
someone he knows could pass on to him this little line from the Constitution:

Section 2--Civilian Power over Military...
The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States,
and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States...

In other words, if this alpha-hotel forms his militia, he will have Barrack Obama as his CIC,
and to act against his CIC would be an act of treason.  I think the death penalty would apply.
 Don in Vancouver, USA

Don - flaw in the plan:

Obama would insist we "look forward" and not charge anybody with any crimes.

If he arrested right-wing traitors to America, assholes like
The Bitch and The Boner might not like him as much.

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Saw it on

National Weed Day?



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Saw it on  wizardofwhimsy

Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is

The Weird Picture might be Mecca during the Islamic Holy Days.
On the other hand, it could be a U.S.-Mexico Border crossing.

Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is

Opening day for the first Wal-Mart in Saudi Arabia .....
  Jamie F

Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is

I'm going to say its the line to the men's room during a Saudi Football match.
 Steven B

Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is

Free Throw One Shoe At Bush Day
 David B

Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is

I've seen this picture before.  It is the FOX news coverage of
the national TEABAGGERS march on Washington.
 Jim in Utah

Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is

Thatís a photo of pilgrims casting stones at walls which represent temptation, in Mina, Saudi Arabia!
Kinda weird, but I guess itís better than casting parishionersí money at the families of the altar boys that tempted youÖ
 Michael C.

Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is

Id say its the Muslim hajj or GOP guys waiting in line to watch Palin and Bachman strip....


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Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Subject: I know what yesterday's weird picture is

My guess is those folks are all Hajjis on pilgrimage to Mecca.
Or they're in line for Bixby corn.

Dude, good one, ...and you got my stomach rumbling.
My guess is Bixby corn is 60 days away.

Summertime in Oklahoma...

Grilled steak, burgers, maybe chicken, with Bixby corn, Mrs Bart, God's flowers and Chinaco Anejo?

I used my 2009 corn purchases as a tax deduction.  You think I'm kidding?
I pity the IRS agent who'd try to rule that Bixby corn is not a basic pillar of

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If an IRS agent ever asks you why you read/donate to
please answer, "The trip reports, the tequila tastings and the Bixby corn stories!"

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The high school cashier girls at Conrad Farms in Bixby must've all been hired by Tiger Woods.
They're totally hot.

Beatnikbobb and Pontiac Tom know I'm telling the truth.
...makes you wanna get back in line to buy some more corn!

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Catholics: Transgressions And Money
 How one rapist built an empire worth billions


Perhaps my strongest words yet against this charlatan.

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Subject: I want to write for your Blog

If that's you, do this:

Say you want to write about ...Sports.

You can write about anything, but you need three things:
Honesty, strong opinions and passion.
(People will forgive mistakes, but they won't forgive lying.)

You either love Mike Tyson or you hate him.
You either love instant replay or you hate it.
Soccer is either boring or super-boring.
You either love Eldrick and the Cowboys or you hate them.
That way you'll get feedback from both sides :)

You can write as little or as much as you want.

A few rules:
No nudity and keep the swearing to a minimum.

Please write to  and ask him
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When you post something, send me an e-mail
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Even if you're not into writing, write to Jim and get your password
in case you see a story I didn't cover or a toon I failed to publish.
You can even post I can haz cheezeburger cat toons :)
Post a picture of your pet, if you want.

You never know - this could turn into something.
You might like writing and you might get some feedback.

If you keep it up and build a following, maybe someday you
can quit your day job and work at home without pants.

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Right-wing TV is everywhere


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OKC - 15 Years Ago


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Subject: global warming


Since the world is suffering from global warming, God sends a bunch of ash over Europe to help it cool off!
Just ignore the related earthquakes and the devastation they cause...

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Weird Picture of the Day


 I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.

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"This nation needs you. Know the facts. Stand for whatís right. Don't be discouraged 
  by the mocking of those who want to claim we just cling to our religion. Iím the first 
  to admit - yeah, I do cling to my faith. Thatís all Iíve got.
       -- Sarah Palin addressing a crowd of douchebaggers, admitting that 
           she wishes that she had a brain to go with her faith,   Link

  The wilder the rhetoric, the higher her speaking fees go.

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 No, you lead a gang of organized rapists


No, these are my strongest words yet against this charlatan.

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Subject: Palin haiku


The "Telling Sarah Palin She's Full of Crap" page on Facebook 
invited haiku explaining why she's full of crap. So far I've got:

Fifteen minutes up
Attention whore Bible Spice
Don't let door hit you


cynically spouts lies
truly has no shame,
  Boston Jane

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"If Responsible Republicans are in fact nearing extinction, I think we can identify the crucial event 
  that signaled their demise. It was a December 1993 memo by extreme handjob William Kristol. 
  Kristolís advice about how Republicans should respond to Bill Clintonís 1993 health care effort
  - and a series of follow-up memos he wrote in 1994 - pushed the GOP away from cooperation with 
  Democrats on any social and economic legislation. His message marks the pivotal moment when 
  Republicans shifted from fundamentally responsible partners in governing the country to uncompromising, 
  hyperpartisan antagonists on all issues." 
       -- Jacon Weisberg,    Link

 He's probably right and we have Bill Clinton to blame for that.
 You see, the White House belonged to the Bush bastards and Clinton tricked America 
 into voting for him and he eventually made George Bush leave his own house.

 They were always going to impeach Clinton for not being a "real" president.
 They just had to find a "crime" to get the ball rolling.

 Turns out, the "crime" had fur on it.

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Armed Right-Wing Activists Accuse Obama Of Tyranny
 And they did it on the 15th annversary of OKC, telegraphing that more is to come?


Was saving GM an act of tyranny?
Was keeping the banks from failing an act of tyranny?

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Subject: Republicans counting on anger only

Republicans are going all in on anger this year and betting everything on anger alone. 
This is very risky because as the economy recovers and things keep getting better 
the voters might not be as angry in November as they are now. 

Republicans also have the burden that their anger won't be directed back at them
as it has been in the last 2 elections.

Republicans are on the sidelines refusing to be part of any solution to our problems. 
If the anger card doesn't work this year it might be the end of the Republican Party. 

Perhaps Republicans should try to accomplish something positive and become part of 
the solution before the election day so that don't have to bet the election on an empty hand.

Marc Perkel
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Founder of the Church of Reality
Reality changed my life. It can change your life too, 

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 McCain-Palin Rap!


"Larry King used to bring Shannon in for breakfast -- all the regulars knew about it.
  No one can believe it took this long (for their affair) to get out."
         -- waitress at Nate 'n Al's Delicatessen in Beverly Hills,    Link

 F-ing Larry King - he was bringing his gumar to breakfast for three years.
 Geez, Larry, you make Eldrick look downright discreet!

 Larry's wife Shawn was not amused when she found out Ol' Eight Wives 
 was banging her younger (46) sister, Shannon.    Larry, why the sister?

    "She was pissed!"

 Letterman said at Larry's age, he gets confused telling them apart.

 But isn't Larry essentially in the same position as Eldrick?

 You can't fault a man for wanting to have sex with as many women as possible.
 You can fault a married man for wanting to have sex with as many women as possible.

 If he can't control his urges, maybe he should stay single.

 But odds are, maybe even before the year is out, Larry will swear before God 
 that he'll charish his beautiful wife Number Nine, "until death do we part."

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Rove Slams Fox News
 Who do we root for in this fight?  :)


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Bart, I missed out on Sally's matching funds, and I can't swin 
with the big fish by any means but my tax return is back so I will
match smaller donations, $25 or less, up to a maximum of $400.

You made me smile in some dark days.
I owe you something for that,
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Steve, thanks for that.
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