"They cannot stand being called racist. Another thing they cannot stand
is black people." -- Bill Maher on birther/tea baggers,
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
& domestic terror
I Saw Abusers
Springs is Crashing
boss: Be ready to kill
Lopez put in a Box
Milano back on TV
send a 'love' check to
bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155
"It just seems like an odd choice for a university.
If you want a moneymaker, why not Paris Hilton? She has about as much academic value
and would probably bring even more money, if thatís the goal." -- Lillian Taiz, on the choice of Sarah Palin
to keynote a California State University Gala in June,
I'll bet Paris Hilton can answer simple questions without looking
at her hand.
"I don't understand a world view where we have
to question whether we like it or not that America
is powerful." -- the Publicity Whore,
Isn't that why America is constantly at war?
Notice al Qaeda didn't attack Canada...
I was thinking about the upcoming Roger Waters tour.
He said with computers, he could do great visual effects for
That reminded me of those great visuals Canada had in the opening
Did you see those whales spew "water" while swimming across the
That reminded me of the unofficial theme for the winter games,
"Canada is a lot like America - without the
wars and the slavery and the lynchings and the guns and
the crime and the racism and the serial killers and the violence
and the poverty and ..."
"The federal government has taken either direct
ownership or control of 51 percent of the private economy. Eighteen months ago, 100 percent of
the private economy was private. But today, the federal government literally owns banks, the largest insurance company
in the United States. The federal government owns over half of all home mortgages today in the United
States - Chrysler, G.M. the student loan industry and now health care." -- Michelle Bachmann (R-Batshit),
Michelle, first, I don't trust your lying ass for one second,
but let's assume this is the first time you've told the truth.
Would you rather 51% of America had gone bankrupt?
The government is like your parents when you're single and 22
and lose your job.
Your parents let you come home and live with them until you find
True, you can't smoke dope and binge drink and screw strangers
like you did when you had your own place,
but that's a small price to pay for getting "bailed out," don't
It's tiring to point out that the Democrats COULD ask Bachmann
what she would've preferred.
Would she rather the banks and insurance companies and car companies
all go under?
Would she rather everyone who's upside-down in their home move
into a cardboard box?
Would she rather everyone who was insured by AIG "take one for
Besides Alan Grayson, why aren't there any Democrats willing to
list the facts?
Bush crashed the country and Obama saved it.
And Obama's being attacked for saving it - why?
It's because racist dogs hate having
a "nigger" in the White House.
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Honesty, strong opinions and passion. (People will forgive mistakes, but they won't
You either love Mike Tyson or you
You either love instant replay
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Soccer is either boring or super-boring.
You either love Eldrick and the
Cowboys or you hate them.
That way you'll get feedback from
both sides :)
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Post a picture of your pet, if you want.
You never know - this could turn into something.
You might like writing and you might get some
If you keep it up and build a following, maybe
can quit your day job and work at home without
"I couldn't stand it any more - I got tired
of killing (Iraqi)
farmers." -- Danny, who had 15 years in the army,
"Where's my wife? She's in jail. Selling drugs,
over and over. Army bases are zoos. One big trailer
park. Drugs, booze, domestic abuse. . . I had to get away from there. I want
to be a good dad for my daughter..." -- Danny, with more words of wisdom,
ďElin knew Tiger was cheating. Thatís
what golfís about. Itís about getting out of the house and getting away from your wife.
Itís golf. It donít take no 16 hours to shoot 8 holes.Ē -- Tracy Morgan on The Daily Show,
Tracy is a comedian (one of the best) but was he kidding?
If your hobby is playing a lot of golf, you proably enjoy
being away from your wife.
"The SEC has charged Goldman Sachs with civil
fraud over its collaterized debt obligations tied to the subprime mortgage market.
The charges are 'the first time that regulators have taken action against a Wall Street deal that helped
investors capitalize on the collapse of the housing market.'" -- HuffPo,
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