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Friday April 16, 2010 Vol 2509 - Bone dust
Stevens Pass, WA photo by Steve Whisman Click for Hi-Res version  Quote of the Day "We keep pointing the gun.
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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Quotes
"There is more pollution being thrown into
the sky over Western Europe today than all of the
pollution emitted by every automobile
owned, operated, and driven since they were invented."
-- the vulgar Pigboy
Pigboy, YOU spew more shit than any volcano.
I don't get your reasoning.
Say I live in Estes Park, Colorado, where the elk sometimes stand
in my front yard.
Since elk are pooping on my front lawn, does that mean *I* should
poop there, too?
Do you poop in your front yard, Pigboy?
Why do you think it's OK to pollute the air because volcanos do?
A volcano spewing pollution means we have to cut back FURTHER
on OUR pollution.
Who, besides our inept Democrats, could lose an argument for cleaner
air?
McVeigh
was a Teabagger
Racist militias are gaining strength
Thanks to Roger Fortier
...and where's Obama?
Mitch is Wall Street's Bitch
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Keyes rallies
Teabaggers
Get this - at The Nutter Center
She reminds me of Pickles
Subject: what Dawn said
I want to echo Dawn's comment about keeping us
sane in the ealy Bush years.
I feel the same and I don't believe I've ever
thanked you either.
Drew
That was nice - thanks.
I wonder if he's read Mein Kampf?
Quotes
"The tea party, conservatism is not about racism.
It's all about saving America, for
everybody."
-- the vulgar Pigboy
Butt Rush, ...saving America from what?
Why can't you, the Great Gasbag Communicator, say what the danger
is?
Is the president's skin pigment the danger you're so afraid of?
Subject: Re: hey from Bart - double thanks
You can almost thank Obama for it.
I got a fireplace insert for my basement, which
is basically an extravagance.
But it was over 75% efficient, so it qualified
for a 30% tax credit as renewable
energy installation, which left me with some
unplanned-for money.
Since I read your page daily, I thought I should
share it with you.
Stephen in Champaign, IL
Stephen, that was way cool - thanks again.
Sean, if you want to sue me
I'll pay your filing fees, you crooked fuck.
Quotes
"It's one thing for Fox to cut off speeches
by President Obama...but a news conference? With reporters
asking questions? And the President
of the United States of America delivering unscripted responses?
How could Fox possibly make such a
decision? By any reasonable definition, when the President gives
a news conference, it is a newsworthy
event -- no matter who the President may be. But in the world of
Fox News Channel, when President Barack
Obama gives a news conference, he gets trumped by Glenn Beck.
This is more than a mere partisan shot.
This is Fox saying that with (a Black man)
in the White House,
the presidency does not matter. And
whatever you think of Obama, that's not a good thing for this country."
-- Jed Lewison, Link
Subject: bumper sticker
Im going to put this on my Spitfire, and see if
I get any thumbs up.
Jesse
Jesse, thanks for that.
Teabaggers
hate
facts.
Show this
to them anyway.
Look at the big spenders - Reagan, Bush and Bush
And what did we get for it?
Three wars, 5000 dead soldiers,
a broken military and a bankrupt economy.
If only the Democrats would list the facts.
Reagan, Bush and Clinton all added a trillion dollars to the debt,
then Clinton showed you can reduce the debt by taxing the super-rich.
Then Bush the Butcher came along and added 4 trillion to the debt
and now the Teabaggers are screaming, "I want
my country back?"
If you want it back, go to Dallas and ask Bush
to give us back the trillions he stole/gave away.
A New Ten Commandments
1. Do no Harm, or as little as possible.
2. Let Reason lead you always.
3. Treat others as you wish to be Treated.
4. Master your passions.
5. Do good Deeds.
6. Never cease in the quest for new Knowledge.
7. Learn to Obey before you Command.
8. Trust what you are Shown, not what you are Told.
9. Choose your Friends and Associates carefully.
10. Be aware of Consequences, all Actions have Reactions.
They'll never work.
Organized religion can't make money off kindness
common sense.
Saw it on http://monkeybuddha.blogspot.com/search/label/politics
Subject: Taxes are lowest in fifty years
Taxes are now the lowest they have been for the
vast majority of Americans...in the last FIFTY YEARS.
Who the frick is going to tell the dullards that?
It's not the fricken MSM owned by the biggest
corporations.
So, if those mother-effers don't, how do WE,
who know better,
get that and all the rest of the TRUE story out?
David L
We don't - we're Democrats and we don't believe
in listing the facts.
We'd rather let Rush and Palin and Beck spread
"the facts."
Why, if a Democrats listed the facts, some people
might like what they say
and they might vote for them which is why Dems
avoid the facts like the plague.
Christ, I need a drink.
GOP ripped
off Teabaggers
by Joe Conason
Subject: I want to write for your Blog
If that's you, do this:
Say you want to write about ...Sports.
You can write about anything, but you need three
things:
Honesty, strong opinions and passion.
(People will forgive mistakes, but they won't
forgive lying.)
You either love Mike Tyson or you
hate him.
You either love instant replay
or you hate it.
Soccer is either boring or super-boring.
You either love Eldrick and the
Cowboys or you hate them.
That way you'll get feedback from
both sides :)
You can write as little or as much as you want.
A few rules:
No nudity and keep the swearing to a minimum.
Please write to jim@bartcop.com
and ask him
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When you post something, send me an e-mail
so I can put a link on the main page.
Sidebar:
Even if you're not into writing, write to Jim and get your password
in case you see a story I didn't cover or a toon
I failed to publish.
You can even post I can haz cheezeburger cat
toons :)
Post a picture of your pet, if you want.
You never know - this could turn into something.
You might like writing and you might get some
feedback.
If you keep it up and build a following, maybe
someday you
can quit your day job and work at home in your
underwear.
Angry, undereducated
Teabaggers
...are being manipulated and used
Teabaggers
are Wealthy, More Educated
Why can't the press whores pick a lie and stick with it?
Subject: taxing Myth-Understandings
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But Dude, you can be a tea-bagger
and a pole-smoker at the same time.
You just have to want it bad enough.
Quotes
"Obama on Thursday signed a memorandum requiring
hospitals to allow gays and lesbians
to have non-family visitors and to
grant their partners medical power of attorney. He ordered
the Department of Health and Human
Services to prohibit discrimination in hospital visitation.
The memo is scheduled to be made public
Friday morning. An official said the new rule will affect
any hospital that receives Medicare
or Medicaid funding. The decision injects the president
squarely into the debate over gay marriage
by attempting to end the common practice by many
hospitals of insisting that only family
members by blood or marriage be allowed to visit patients."
-- Michael D. Shear,
Link
"A presidential order was required to allow
what should have been a decision of common decency,
empathy and understanding on the part
of hospitals. How sick is that? No doubt the homophobes
will protest and tell us how god would
want gays and lesbians to die alone in a hospital bed. Watch."
-- Mario Piperni
Link
Obviously this was the right thing to do, but it's not like our
president
to take a stand on something that might anger some
people.
What if The Bitch and The Boner don't like it?
What if Glenn Beck asks you to rescind that order?
Subject: Palin
She quit being governor (of a state with no fucking
people and a permanent
budget surplus because of oil revenues) because
it was too much WORK.
Instead, she went right for the big, easy money
of being
an audio-visual aid to the well-funded right
wing.
And that's where she's gonna stay.
Stu the lawyer.
Quotes
"We Christains need to repent for OUR sins
and recognize mistakes."
-- Benny the Rat,
Link
Hey Benny, "we"
didn't rape anybody and "we"
didn't help anyone rape,
and "we" didn't
shuffle the rapists from one parish to the next - YOU
did that.
Can you believe the Pope is a liar?
Yo, yo, check it out - Bartcop, the tequila comic, is more honest
than the Pope.
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Subject: Obama's next Supreme Court pick
Hey Bart,
Of course there is all sorts of speculation on
who the next pick will be ... male vs. female?
Hispanic? Asian? Caucasian? Predictably, the
wingnuts are lamenting the fact that Democrats
can't seem to find qualified white male candidates,
as if there hasn't been enough of them on
the Supreme Court over the last 200+ years.
And the thought of Hillary Clinton on the Supreme
Court giving the wingnuts fits is delicious,
but how about giving Republicans what they want,
a white male .... former President Bill Clinton.
It wouldn't be like he'd be the first former President
on the Supreme Court, William Taft became
a Supreme Court Justice after being President.
And President Clinton does have a law degree
and a law license, though I'm not sure he ever
practiced law.
RJ Heaney, nomadic pillar, San Francisco
I like that, but Clinton's a little old.
Obama needs to appoint a 40-year old.
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Quotes
"There's not a day that goes by I don't think
about what happened to me ... everyday.
I can smell his breath right now and
remember what it ... him breathing on me..."
-- Daniel Montgomery, sexually
abused by Father Michael Teta, Link
I have no idea what it's like to suffer this (or any kind of) abuse, but my first reaction would be revenge.
I'd put together a few thousand dollars and track the bastard
down and hire some thugs
to hold him while I went medieval on the piece of shit until
my arms were too tired to swing.
Why don't we hear of this happening?
Why are these pervs walking around with their asses unkicked?
And barring major, permanent damage to the fucker
what jury is going to find the rape victim guilty of assault?
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Del Castillo in Germany - last chance
Lido
Berlin, DE Thursday Apr 15 10
Die Werkstatt Cologne, DE
Friday Apr 16 10
All you Teutons should go see Del Castillo.
Tell the guitar players that Bart says hey
Hannity:
Palin/Bachmann 2012!!!
From the monkeybuddha
Quotes
"Palin is a half-term former governor with
a TV show. She is not going to be the leader of
any party and doesn't seem to be inclined
in that direction. The Sarah Palin phenomenon
is a media psychodrama and nothing
more. It gives people on each side an excuse to vent
about personality traits they despise,
but it has nothing to do with government. She is in 2010
what Jerry Falwell was - a conservative
cartoon inflated by media."
-- David Brooks, Link
If you voted for McCain...
...this man will touch your penis.
Subject: only in America - T Bagger Spawn
As often happens, I was looking for something else …
Looks like I found it.
the TEABAGGERS are a DIVERSE bunch:
- militia men
- racists
- xenophobes
- birthers
- klan members
- confederate reenacters
- middle school dropouts
- rednecks
- war mongers
- seniors on 'social' security who hate 'social'ism
- lovers of unfettered capitalism on food stamps
- closeted homophobes
- morons
- sean hanninazis
- gun clutchers
- white seperatists
- paranoid homeschoolers
- limbaugh dittoheads
- minute men
- tongues chanting snake handlers
- bible bangers who like to watch lesbian bondage
- flat earthers
- ruby ridge secessionists
- greedy pricks
- bored retirees who long for the days of white
only water fountains
- global warming deniers
- survivalists
- faux news $h!t kickers
- neofascists
- ayn randians born on 3rd base who think they
hit a triple
- creationists
- wingnut yokels
- reactionaries
- neocons
- GlennBeck bots
- john birchers
- red baiters
- and illiterate goobers who think Jesus rode
on the back of a triceratops
Ain’t that America?
BPS
Don't forget Dittoheads.
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
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Bart, can I get a match?
Michael in Cannon Beach, OR
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