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 Friday  April 16,  2010  Vol 2509 - Bone dust 

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Quote of the Day

"We keep pointing the gun.  
  We haven‘t pulled the trigger yet.  
  And it‘s about time that we did."  
     -- Senile John McCain, threatening violence,    Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow McVeigh was a Teabagger HOT
Arrow Keyes rallies Teabaggers HOT
Arrow Mitch is Wall Street's Bitch 
Arrow Who is the Mystery Nazi? 
Arrow GOP ripped off Teabaggers HOT
Arrow Undereducated Teabaggers
Arrow Overeducated Teabaggers
Arrow J-Love's broken heart



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"There is more pollution being thrown into the sky over Western Europe today than all of the
  pollution emitted by every automobile owned, operated, and driven since they were invented."
    -- the vulgar Pigboy

 Pigboy, YOU spew more shit than any volcano.

 I don't get your reasoning.
 Say I live in Estes Park, Colorado, where the elk sometimes stand in my front yard.

 Since elk are pooping on my front lawn, does that mean *I* should poop there, too?
 Do you poop in your front yard, Pigboy?

 Why do you think it's OK to pollute the air because volcanos do?
 A volcano spewing pollution means we have to cut back FURTHER on OUR pollution.

 Who, besides our inept Democrats, could lose an argument for cleaner air?

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McVeigh was a Teabagger
 Racist militias are gaining strength


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Thanks to Roger Fortier

...and where's Obama?

Mitch is Wall Street's Bitch


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Marty's has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

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Keyes rallies Teabaggers
 Get this - at The Nutter Center


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She reminds me of Pickles

Subject: what Dawn said

I want to echo Dawn's comment about keeping us sane in the ealy Bush years.
I feel the same and I don't believe I've ever thanked you either.

That was nice - thanks.

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I wonder if he's read Mein Kampf?


"The tea party, conservatism is not about racism.  
  It's all about saving America, for everybody." 
       -- the vulgar Pigboy

 Butt Rush, ...saving America from what?
 Why can't you, the Great Gasbag Communicator, say what the danger is?

 Is the president's skin pigment the danger you're so afraid of?

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Subject: Re: hey from Bart - double thanks

You can almost thank Obama for it.

I got a fireplace insert for my basement, which is basically an extravagance.
But it was over 75% efficient, so it qualified for a 30% tax credit as renewable
energy installation, which left me with some unplanned-for money.

Since I read your page daily, I thought I should share it with you.
 Stephen in Champaign, IL 

Stephen, that was way cool - thanks again.

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Sean, if you want to sue me
I'll pay your filing fees, you crooked fuck.


"It's one thing for Fox to cut off speeches by President Obama...but a news conference? With reporters 
  asking questions? And the President of the United States of America delivering unscripted responses? 
  How could Fox possibly make such a decision? By any reasonable definition, when the President gives 
  a news conference, it is a newsworthy event -- no matter who the President may be. But in the world of 
  Fox News Channel, when President Barack Obama gives a news conference, he gets trumped by Glenn Beck. 
  This is more than a mere partisan shot. This is Fox saying that with (a Black man) in the White House, 
  the presidency does not matter. And whatever you think of Obama, that's not a good thing for this country."  
       -- Jed Lewison,   Link

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Subject: bumper sticker

Im going to put this on my Spitfire, and see if I get any thumbs up.

Jesse, thanks for that.

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Teabaggers hate facts.
Show this to them anyway.

Look at the big spenders - Reagan, Bush and Bush
And what did we get for it?
Three wars, 5000 dead soldiers,
a broken military and a bankrupt economy.

If only the Democrats would list the facts.

Reagan, Bush and Clinton all added a trillion dollars to the debt,
then Clinton showed you can reduce the debt by taxing the super-rich.

Then Bush the Butcher came along and added 4 trillion to the debt
and now the Teabaggers are screaming, "I want my country back?"

If you want it back, go to Dallas and ask Bush
to give us back the trillions he stole/gave away.

A New Ten Commandments

1. Do no Harm, or as little as possible.
2. Let Reason lead you always.
3. Treat others as you wish to be Treated.
4. Master your passions.
5. Do good Deeds.
6. Never cease in the quest for new Knowledge.
7. Learn to Obey before you Command.
8. Trust what you are Shown, not what you are Told.
9. Choose your Friends and Associates carefully.
10. Be aware of Consequences, all Actions have Reactions.

They'll never work.
Organized religion can't make money off kindness common sense.

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Saw it on

Subject: Taxes are lowest in fifty years

Taxes are now the lowest they have been for the vast majority of the last FIFTY YEARS. 
Who the frick is going to tell the dullards that?
It's not the fricken MSM owned by the biggest corporations.
So, if those mother-effers don't, how do WE, who know better,
get that and all the rest of the TRUE story out?
 David L

We don't - we're Democrats and we don't believe in listing the facts.
We'd rather let Rush and Palin and Beck spread "the facts."

Why, if a Democrats listed the facts, some people might like what they say
and they might vote for them which is why Dems avoid the facts like the plague.

Christ, I need a drink.

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Mike Malloy Live

GOP ripped off Teabaggers
 by Joe Conason


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Subject: I want to write for your Blog

If that's you, do this:

Say you want to write about ...Sports.

You can write about anything, but you need three things:
Honesty, strong opinions and passion.
(People will forgive mistakes, but they won't forgive lying.)

You either love Mike Tyson or you hate him.
You either love instant replay or you hate it.
Soccer is either boring or super-boring.
You either love Eldrick and the Cowboys or you hate them.
That way you'll get feedback from both sides :)

You can write as little or as much as you want.

A few rules:
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Please write to  and ask him
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When you post something, send me an e-mail
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Even if you're not into writing, write to Jim and get your password

in case you see a story I didn't cover or a toon I failed to publish.
You can even post I can haz cheezeburger cat toons :)
Post a picture of your pet, if you want.

You never know - this could turn into something.
You might like writing and you might get some feedback.

If you keep it up and build a following, maybe someday you 
can quit your day job and work at home in your underwear.

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MMA Rumors

Angry, undereducated Teabaggers
 ...are being manipulated and used


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Teabaggers are Wealthy, More Educated
 Why can't the press whores pick a lie and stick with it?


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Subject: taxing Myth-Understandings


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But Dude, you can be a tea-bagger
and a pole-smoker at the same time.
You just have to want it bad enough.


"Obama on Thursday signed a memorandum requiring hospitals to allow gays and lesbians 
  to have non-family visitors and to grant their partners medical power of attorney. He ordered 
  the Department of Health and Human Services to prohibit discrimination in hospital visitation. 
  The memo is scheduled to be made public Friday morning. An official said the new rule will affect 
  any hospital that receives Medicare or Medicaid funding. The decision injects the president 
  squarely into the debate over gay marriage by attempting to end the common practice by many 
  hospitals of insisting that only family members by blood or marriage be allowed to visit patients." 
       -- Michael D. Shear,    Link

"A presidential order was required to allow what should have been a decision of common decency, 
  empathy and understanding on the part of hospitals.  How sick is that?  No doubt the homophobes 
  will protest and tell us how god would want gays and lesbians to die alone in a hospital bed.  Watch." 
       -- Mario Piperni     Link

 Obviously this was the right thing to do, but it's not like our president
 to take a stand on something that might anger some people.

 What if The Bitch and The Boner don't like it?
 What if Glenn Beck asks you to rescind that order?

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Subject: Palin

She quit being governor (of a state with no fucking people and a permanent 
budget surplus because of oil revenues) because it was too much WORK.

Instead, she went right for the big, easy money of being 
an audio-visual aid to the well-funded right wing.

And that's where she's gonna stay.
 Stu the lawyer.

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"We Christains need to repent for OUR sins and recognize mistakes."
       -- Benny the Rat,      Link

 Hey Benny, "we" didn't rape anybody and "we" didn't help anyone rape,
 and "we" didn't shuffle the rapists from one parish to the next - YOU did that.

 Can you believe the Pope is a liar?

 Yo, yo, check it out - Bartcop, the tequila comic, is more honest than the Pope.

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Subject: Obama's next Supreme Court pick

Hey Bart,

Of course there is all sorts of speculation on who the next pick will be ... male vs. female?
Hispanic? Asian? Caucasian? Predictably, the wingnuts are lamenting the fact that Democrats
can't seem to find qualified white male candidates, as if there hasn't been enough of them on
the Supreme Court over the last 200+ years.

And the thought of Hillary Clinton on the Supreme Court giving the wingnuts fits is delicious,
but how about giving Republicans what they want, a white male .... former President Bill Clinton.

It wouldn't be like he'd be the first former President on the Supreme Court, William Taft became
a Supreme Court Justice after being President.  And President Clinton does have a law degree
and a law license, though I'm not sure he ever practiced law.
 RJ Heaney, nomadic pillar, San Francisco

I like that, but Clinton's a little old.
Obama needs to appoint a 40-year old.

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"There's not a day that goes by I don't think about what happened to me ... everyday.
  I can smell his breath right now and remember what it ... him breathing on me..." 
       -- Daniel Montgomery, sexually abused by Father Michael Teta,    Link

 I have no idea what it's like to suffer this (or any kind of) abuse, but my first reaction would be revenge.

 I'd put together a few thousand dollars and track the bastard down and hire some thugs
 to hold him while I went medieval on the piece of shit until my arms were too tired to swing. 

 Why don't we hear of this happening?
 Why are these pervs walking around with their asses unkicked?

 And barring major, permanent damage to the fucker
 what jury is going to find the rape victim guilty of assault?

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Del Castillo in Germany - last chance

Lido                      Berlin, DE        Thursday Apr 15 10
Die Werkstatt     Cologne, DE     Friday      Apr 16 10

All you Teutons should go see Del Castillo.
Tell the guitar players that Bart says hey

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Hannity: Palin/Bachmann 2012!!!
  From the monkeybuddha


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"Palin is a half-term former governor with a TV show. She is not going to be the leader of 
  any party and doesn't seem to be inclined in that direction. The Sarah Palin phenomenon 
  is a media psychodrama and nothing more. It gives people on each side an excuse to vent 
  about personality traits they despise, but it has nothing to do with government. She is in 2010 
  what Jerry Falwell was - a conservative cartoon inflated by media."
       -- David Brooks,   Link

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If you voted for McCain...

...this man will touch your penis.

Subject: only in America - T Bagger Spawn

As often happens, I was looking for something else …

Looks like I found it.

the TEABAGGERS are a DIVERSE bunch:

- militia men
- racists
- xenophobes
- birthers
- klan members
- confederate reenacters
- middle school dropouts
- rednecks
- war mongers
- seniors on 'social' security who hate 'social'ism
- lovers of unfettered capitalism on food stamps
- closeted homophobes
- morons
- sean hanninazis
- gun clutchers
- white seperatists
- paranoid homeschoolers
- limbaugh dittoheads
- minute men
- tongues chanting snake handlers
- bible bangers who like to watch lesbian bondage
- flat earthers
- ruby ridge secessionists
- greedy pricks
- bored retirees who long for the days of white only water fountains
- global warming deniers
- survivalists
- faux news $h!t kickers
- neofascists
- ayn randians born on 3rd base who think they hit a triple
- creationists
- wingnut yokels
- reactionaries
- neocons
- GlennBeck bots
- john birchers
- red baiters
- and illiterate goobers who think Jesus rode on the back of a triceratops

Ain’t that America?

Don't forget Dittoheads.

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