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"There is more pollution being thrown into
the sky over Western Europe today than all of the pollution emitted by every automobile
owned, operated, and driven since they were invented." -- the vulgar Pigboy
Pigboy, YOU spew more shit than any volcano.
I don't get your reasoning.
Say I live in Estes Park, Colorado, where the elk sometimes stand
in my front yard.
Since elk are pooping on my front lawn, does that mean *I* should
poop there, too?
Do you poop in your front yard, Pigboy?
Why do you think it's OK to pollute the air because volcanos do?
A volcano spewing pollution means we have to cut back FURTHER
on OUR pollution.
Who, besides our inept Democrats, could lose an argument for cleaner
I got a fireplace insert for my basement, which
is basically an extravagance.
But it was over 75% efficient, so it qualified
for a 30% tax credit as renewable
energy installation, which left me with some
Since I read your page daily, I thought I should
share it with you.
Stephen in Champaign, IL
Sean, if you want to sue me I'll pay your filing fees, you crooked fuck.
"It's one thing for Fox to cut off speeches
by President Obama...but a news conference? With reporters asking questions? And the President
of the United States of America delivering unscripted responses? How could Fox possibly make such a
decision? By any reasonable definition, when the President gives a news conference, it is a newsworthy
event -- no matter who the President may be. But in the world of Fox News Channel, when President Barack
Obama gives a news conference, he gets trumped by Glenn Beck. This is more than a mere partisan shot.
This is Fox saying that with (a Black man)
in the White House, the presidency does not matter. And
whatever you think of Obama, that's not a good thing for this country." -- Jed Lewison, Link
Look at the big spenders - Reagan, Bush and Bush And what did we get for it? Three wars, 5000 dead soldiers, a broken military and a bankrupt economy.
If only the Democrats would list the facts.
Reagan, Bush and Clinton all added a trillion dollars to the debt,
then Clinton showed you can reduce the debt by taxing the super-rich.
Then Bush the Butcher came along and added 4 trillion to the debt and now the Teabaggers are screaming, "I want
my country back?"
If you want it back, go to Dallas and ask Bush
to give us back the trillions he stole/gave away.
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They'll never work.
Organized religion can't make money off kindness
You can write about anything, but you need three
Honesty, strong opinions and passion. (People will forgive mistakes, but they won't
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You either love instant replay
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Soccer is either boring or super-boring.
You either love Eldrick and the
Cowboys or you hate them.
That way you'll get feedback from
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You can write as little or as much as you want.
A few rules: No nudity and keep the swearing to a minimum.
When you post something, send me an e-mail
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Post a picture of your pet, if you want.
You never know - this could turn into something.
You might like writing and you might get some
If you keep it up and build a following, maybe
can quit your day job and work at home in your
But Dude, you can be a tea-bagger and a pole-smoker at the same time. You just have to want it bad enough.
"Obama on Thursday signed a memorandum requiring
hospitals to allow gays and lesbians to have non-family visitors and to
grant their partners medical power of attorney. He ordered the Department of Health and Human
Services to prohibit discrimination in hospital visitation. The memo is scheduled to be made public
Friday morning. An official said the new rule will affect any hospital that receives Medicare
or Medicaid funding. The decision injects the president squarely into the debate over gay marriage
by attempting to end the common practice by many hospitals of insisting that only family
members by blood or marriage be allowed to visit patients." -- Michael D. Shear,
"A presidential order was required to allow
what should have been a decision of common decency, empathy and understanding on the part
of hospitals. How sick is that? No doubt the homophobes will protest and tell us how god would
want gays and lesbians to die alone in a hospital bed. Watch." -- Mario Piperni
Obviously this was the right thing to do, but it's not like our
to take a stand on something that might anger some
What if The Bitch and The Boner don't like it?
What if Glenn Beck asks you to rescind that order?
Of course there is all sorts of speculation on
who the next pick will be ... male vs. female?
Hispanic? Asian? Caucasian? Predictably, the
wingnuts are lamenting the fact that Democrats
can't seem to find qualified white male candidates,
as if there hasn't been enough of them on
the Supreme Court over the last 200+ years.
And the thought of Hillary Clinton on the Supreme
Court giving the wingnuts fits is delicious,
but how about giving Republicans what they want,
a white male .... former President Bill Clinton.
It wouldn't be like he'd be the first former President
on the Supreme Court, William Taft became
a Supreme Court Justice after being President.
And President Clinton does have a law degree
and a law license, though I'm not sure he ever
RJ Heaney, nomadic pillar, San Francisco
I like that, but Clinton's a little old.
Obama needs to appoint a 40-year old.
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"There's not a day that goes by I don't think
about what happened to me ... everyday. I can smell his breath right now and
remember what it ... him breathing on me..." -- Daniel Montgomery, sexually
abused by Father Michael Teta, Link
I have no idea what it's like to suffer this (or any kind of)
abuse, but my first reaction would be revenge.
I'd put together a few thousand dollars and track the bastard
down and hire some thugs
to hold him while I went medieval on the piece of shit until
my arms were too tired to swing.
Why don't we hear of this happening? Why are these pervs walking around with their asses unkicked?
And barring major, permanent damage to the fucker
what jury is going to find the rape victim guilty of assault?
"Palin is a half-term former governor with
a TV show. She is not going to be the leader of any party and doesn't seem to be inclined
in that direction. The Sarah Palin phenomenon is a media psychodrama and nothing
more. It gives people on each side an excuse to vent about personality traits they despise,
but it has nothing to do with government. She is in 2010 what Jerry Falwell was - a conservative
cartoon inflated by media." -- David Brooks, Link
As often happens, I was looking for something
Looks like I found it.
the TEABAGGERS are a DIVERSE bunch:
- militia men
- klan members
- confederate reenacters
- middle school dropouts
- war mongers
- seniors on 'social' security who hate 'social'ism
- lovers of unfettered capitalism on food stamps
- closeted homophobes
- sean hanninazis
- gun clutchers
- white seperatists
- paranoid homeschoolers
- limbaugh dittoheads
- minute men
- tongues chanting snake handlers
- bible bangers who like to watch lesbian bondage
- flat earthers
- ruby ridge secessionists
- greedy pricks
- bored retirees who long for the days of white
only water fountains
- global warming deniers
- faux news $h!t kickers
- ayn randians born on 3rd base who think they
hit a triple
- wingnut yokels
- GlennBeck bots
- john birchers
- red baiters
- and illiterate goobers who think Jesus rode
on the back of a triceratops
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