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 Weekend-Monday,  Feb 26-28, 2011     Vol 2656 - Monster ducks

Quote of the Day

 "Any defense secretary who
  advises the president to again
  send a big American land army
  into Asia or into the Middle East
  or Africa should 'have his head
  examined,' as General MacArthur
  so delicately put it." 
        --  SecDef Gates,    Link

  So what's Obama's excuse?
  Why are we at war with cave people?


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Let's shut down the government
Arrow Who's going to shoot Obama?
Death Penalty for Miscarriages?
Arrow Who runs ads on Beck? 
Arrow White House Caves on Marriage
Arrow Lib Bast's Survivor Update
Arrow Avril Lavigne flashes fans

"The Defense of Marriage Act simply makes more explicit the government’s
  obligation to secure the Creator-endowed unalienable rights of the natural family..."
-- Alan Keyes, Imperial Dragon of the Handjob Society,

Hey Alan, I have a thunderbolt for you: There is no God.
  And if there was, he probably would give a shit about who people lived with.

  Can't you find a more positive hobby, like maybe an anti-masturbation campaign?
  Or how about a campaign against baggy pants?


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Let's shut down the government
by Frank Rich


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"I have not stopped my pursuit or my original intent to remove Harry Reid from office."
     -- Sharron Angle (R-Teabagger) trading chickens to whomever will barter with her,   Link

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Subject: the last shuttle launch

As we come to the last of the space shuttle missions I can't help but to think that it's a shame
that humanity isn't investing more in the exploration of space. Instead our politicians engage in
petty disputes over power and money.

I have to ask the question. Are we as humans doing as well as we could?
If someday we are going to live the dream of traveling to the stars then we are going to have to,
as a species, choose to be smarter about what we are doing with our time and resources.

I would like to envision a future that is more like Star Trek and I think that humanity should
step up and make that future happen. We should spend more on exploring space than fighting for oil.
 Marc Perkel 

America is dominated by the religiously insame and oil bastards. They will keep us on dirty,
expensive (in dollars and lives) oil for decades to come while the world moves forward without us.

I'm so old, I remember when America was the leader - now we follow others.
This is what happens when Democrats are afraid to fight the sons of bitches.

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Who's going to shoot Obama?
Question was asked at a town hall meeting

Subject: this is the apex of Garbage

Garbage - The World Is Not Enough
 Steve in MT

I understand that's Dick Cheney's favorite song.

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Death Penalty for Miscarriages?
  by Jen Phillips 

Subject: that Wisconsin mess

A unionized public employee, a Teabagger and a CEO are sitting at a table.
In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it.

The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the Tea Partier and says,
"Look out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie."

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A shot of Chinaco for Jeff Bridges for staying
married to his wife Susan Geston since 1977.
Seems like every guy in Hollywood has the urge to
"trade up"
to some hot twenty-something, but not Jeff.
Hell he's been married almost as long as I have.

"The Washington establishment believes that the government shutdown of 1995 was
  a disastrous mistake that accomplished little and cost House Republicans politically.
  The facts are exactly the opposite... Another shutdown of the federal government is
  not an ideal result, but for House Republicans, breaking their word would be far worse." 
-- Snooty Gingrich (R-3 wives) advising Teabaggers to repeat his biggest political mistake,

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Subject: ads targeted to the user?

Bart, I get targeted ads for women’s clothes, spiked heel shoes,
computer games, and one for buying Reagan shit. Apparently they
will never figure out that even computers know their hypocrisy.

I am a happily married (to a woman) crossdressing computer geek,
that absolutely hates the republicunt hypocrisy.

And I try buy Amazon through you until I catch up from being unemployed.
Thought you would like to hear that.

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Subject: Vegas

Bart – I’m as hard-core a lefty as you’re going to find on this planet. 
I LOVE Las Vegas, and I don’t even gamble (much) or go to the shows. 
I just love the vibe of the town. Hell, I’m the guy that traipsed all over the city
to find someplace that sold decent chocolates so that I could buy 40 lbs as a treat
for the Bellagio front desk staff, because they do such an awesome job.

As you well know, you get the biggest bang for your entertainment dollar in Vegas
and there’s something entertaining for _everybody_.  It’s a grown-up’s Disneyland.

Most importantly: it’s the absolute best place to go decompress in the entire country.
Sure, there are plenty of calm, scenic places where you can go and simply breath,
and get your soul back after dealing with all the stress. You come back nice and
rested and ready to soldier on.

But Vegas actually re-energizes you. You don’t recharge a battery by letting it rest:
you have to apply some outside energy to it. Vegas does that, quite literally in spades (and diamonds and...).


Nic, thanks for that.

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White House Caves on Marriage

Says the Focus on the Handjob group

Sometimes caving is good - like Neil says,
"Shoulda been done long ago..."



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"We need to restore fault-based reasons to justify divorce. When a man and woman
  stand up before witnesses and solemnly swear to love and cherish, forsaking all others,
  'till death do us part, do they mean it, or are they lying?

       -- Phyllis Schafly, calling married-four-times Pigboy a goddamn liar,    Link

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"We’ve seen this before: An overconfident government throws itself into a
  dysfunctional culture it doesn’t really understand. The result is quagmire.
  The costs escalate. There is no exit strategy.” 
--David Brooks, June 1, 2009, on Obama's plan to save GM and Detroit,   Link

"General Motors has reported net income of $4.7 billion, or $2.89 per share, for 2010,
  its first annual profit since 2004.  ... GM executives see sales continuing to rise,
  especially in North America. With a good performance this year, the company could
  even reclaim the title of world's largest automaker from Toyota, and our government
  could recover more of the $49.5 billion it gave the company in 2009 to save it from collapse.”
-- The Whore AP,    Link

  Good for Obama - BUT - is this why he's FORCING Toyota
  to recall millions of vehicles
that have no discernable problems?

Subject: The 50 Most Popular Liberal Websites

and there you are....scroll down.
 Philip V

There was a time when we were a lot higher than 54 - back when I was funny :)

BTW, this was printed on some right-wing handjob site,
so if anybody wants a piece of me - I'm right f-ing here.

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How rich are the super-rich?



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Subject: both sides do it?


Jon Stewart's satire is as sharp as it gets on today's flaccid cable TV,
but he's dead fucking wrong with this "both sides do it" horseshit.

Say what you want about Bill Maher (and what can you say? He likes weed and
doesn't believe in Invisible Cloud Beings, so he's already win-win there), I've seen him
insist REPEATEDLY on "Real Time" that both sides don't do it—and usually the panelist
he's aiming at can't conjure a SINGLE argument that says Bill is wrong.

Maher needs to get Stewart on "Real Time" and ask Jon, "Both sides do it, Jon? PROVE IT."

It'll probably be the first time in years Steward won't have a single witty repartee
to defend the obviously ignorant statement, "both sides do it."

Keep hammerin', Bart.
 André in Miami, FL

So does Jon really not get the difference?
Or does he have an agenda to placate the right to get more Fascist guests?

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High Stakes Poker Returns

Yes, High Stakes Poker is back on the Game Show Network.
This year, Season Seven, is hosted by The Bellagio.

HS Poker is now hosted by Norm MacDonald, who's good but not as good as Gabe Kaplan,
but maybe this means Gabe will play this year and he's fun to watch - he's "crafty."

We had nine players Saturday night - seven with $200K and two with $500K.
The two with a half million are billionaire amatuers - the best kind of opponent :)

And there was LOTS of action.
In the first half hour, we had FIVE $200K all-ins - wow!

Plus, Mrs Bart let me watch it live because she likes the Bellagio fountains
and the water was shooting into the Vegas night while the pros played poker.

Also, they ran commercials that mentioned

Maybe someone smarter than me (that's everyone) could look into that and see if
we could set up and host our own private Bartcop Poker Games for small money?

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"It was an incendiary allegation - and a mystery of great intrigue in the media world:
After the publishing powerhouse Judith Regan was fired by HarperCollins in 2006, she
claimed that a senior executive at its parent company, News Corporation, had encouraged
her to lie two years earlier to federal investigators who were vetting Bernard B. Kerik for
the job of homeland security secretary...Now, court documents make clear whom Regan
was accusing of urging her to lie: Roger Ailes, the powerful chairman of Fox News and a
longtime friend of  Rudy Giuliani.  The documents say that Ms. Regan taped the call from
Mr. Ailes in which Mr. Ailes discussed her relationship with Mr. Kerik.”

       -- David Corn,    Link

"Someone claimed that Ailes was scheduled to speak at their event in March, but canceled.
It appears that Roger’s people, ostensibly using a clause in his contract, said he “cannot
appear for legal reasons.” I asked “What, precisely, does that mean?” The response:
‘Roger Ailes will be indicted - probably this week, maybe even Monday.’

       -- Barry Ritholtz,       Link

If that bastard gets invited, I will toast to his crooked ass going to jail.

I wish Chinaco made a champagne...

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Subject: Survivor

Ralph probably doesn't realize it but he has the power to singlehandely boot off Russell. 

Since he's been smart enough to not tell anyone he as a HIA he could pull off the greatest
blindside ever.  Throw the next immunity challenge and say he did it because he wants to go home. 

Vote for Russell at Tribal Council and everybody else votes for him.  Play immunity idol and then
ask Russell who's the smartest player?  ha ha  Judging from this weeks teasers it won't happen
but it could be the most awesome moment in Survivor history.

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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Last issue's mystery city  is Toronto, my home town!
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Today's History Mystery


Do YOU, the reader, have a not-too-obscure History Mystery picture?

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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

That is Alexander Butterfield, Nixon's deputy assistant who revealed during the
Watergate investigation that Nixon had taped everything that was said in the Oval Office,
which marked the day that Nixon's shit was really in the wind.
 Eric X

There's this from Wikipedia:
Chief Minority Counsel, Fred Thompson, catapulted himself into history by asking
"Mr. Butterfield, are you aware of any listening devices in the Oval Office?"

ha ha

Tennessee Tuxedo caused Nixon to resign in disgrace.

"Yup, I done asked the wrong dadgum question..."

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Subject: donation

Bart, what's up? Just started visiting your site again after a long hiatus
due to a crazy work schedule so I thought I'd throw you a few bucks.
I believe the city in the photo is Toronto, ON. Have a great day!
 Kevin H in Buffalo

Kevin, welcome back and thanks for that.
You're right about Toronto and I'll be sending you your

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