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Thursday  May 5, 2011     Vol 2686 - Cinco de Mayo

Quote of the Day

 "I was shown a picture -- it looked
   like bin Laden,. It appeared to be
   accurate but it was not."
     -- Saxby Chambliss, admitting he was duped  Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Obama to honor 9/11 victims
Arrow Five post-OBL Obama mistakes
Bob Parry: Finishing a Job
Arrow No cheer for her rapist = $45K
Arrow Rental place spies on you
Arrow Dreams of Gutting Medicare
Arrow Jennifer Love Hewitt - single

"There's nobody who understands struggle the way Mel does."
     -- Jodie Foster, promoting "The Beaver" she directed starring Mel Gibson 

 Last summer I was going to Bixby every morning to get fresh corn and Howard
 Stern was always playing new Mel Gibson tapes and adding his comments.
 I almost drove off the road, I was laughing so hard.
 That reminds me - fresh Bixby corn will be here in just 50 days
 so I need to buy some Land o' Lakes stock.

 Their stock symbol is lol  :)


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Obama honors 9/11 victims
And he didn't use a bullhorn


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Subject: Mark Perkel envies Christians

Mark: You say you know there isn't such a thing as Hell.
How do you know?

Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it doesn't really exist,
and the only way you can know for sure is by either having verified this for yourself
(unlikely) or knowing someone who has verified it (also unlikely).

You should write, "Atheists don't believe in hell."

As for me, Christian or not, I would have liked to have seen him on trial.
It just all affirms my "conspiracy theory" on how OBL was a CIA asset, certainly to start.

...then, we also don't know there's no Easter Bunny.

Marc only believes in reality.
That's how he got to be Pope.

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Osama was "murdered?"

You hate our Black President THAT much?

"I flew with the 911 hijackers on the dry run, without realizing. I was shooting
 'The West Wing' in DC at the time and I always took the flight that leaves Dulles
  to Los Angeles that they eventually flew into the Pentagon. It was 11 days before 9/11,
  I made the flight a lot and I didn’t think anything of it."
     -- Rob Lowe, who, like James Woods, flew on a dry run     Link  


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Bristol had her face stretched

Five post-OBL Obama mistakes
  by Mark Halperin and TIME Whore Magazine


1. Not getting its story straight:

I say bullshit charge.
Sure, three days later things are more clear than they were an hour after the attack.

2. Not giving Der Monkey Fuhrer enough credit sooner.

I say bullshit charge.
Bush said, "I don't know where bin Laden is and I don't care. He's not important."
Why should we give that bastard any credit at all?  Because he stayed with My Pet Goat
instead of acting like a Commander in Chief during wartime?

3. Letting the photo debate get out of control.

If anything, this one's on Leon Panetta.
He said the photos would be released without asking his boss.

4. Letting the debate about the war in Afghanistan get out of control:

I say bullshit charge.
That's got nothing to do with OBL's death but I guess FIVE nit-picking
complaints sounds better than a measely FOUR nit-picking complaints.

5. Letting the debate about Pakistan get out of control:

I say bullshit charge.
How is Obama supposed to stifle free speech?

Obama did a great thing here - something Bush certainly couldn't pull off,
Mark Halperin and TIME Whore Magazine have nothing else to write about?

It's true: Obama could find bin Laden and cure cancer and balance the budget
and the whore media would list the reasons why he should've done it sooner.

Mark Halperin and TIME Whore Magazine

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"It is true that some information that came from normal interrogation approaches at Gitmo
  did lead to information that was beneficial in this instance. But it was not harsh treatment
  and it was not waterboarding.”
     -- Rumsfeld, who seems to be saying torture wasn't necessary to get information          Link


"We obtained that information through waterboarding. So for those who say that waterboarding
  doesn’t work, we got vital information, which directly led us to Bin Laden.”
     -- Rep Peter King (R-Stupidity) who seems to be saying the Bush bastards had a direct link to
         Bin Laden eight years ago and either didn’t know it or didn’t bother to figure it out          Link

  That seems to support my theory that the Bush bastards were toruring for the sheer fun of it.
   If torture works (It clearly does) why didn't Bush get bin Laden?

   BTW, that
(R-Stupidity) is my invention from many years ago.
   It's pretty widespread now.

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Finishing a Job: Obama Gets Osama
by Robert Parry


Obama touched off American celebrations with his Sunday night announcement that
U.S. forces finally had killed Osama bin Laden, but that long frustrating hunt might not
have been necessary if George W. Bush had rejected neoconservative advice to pivot
prematurely from Afghanistan to Iraq in late 2001.

General Tommy Franks was overseeing the military operation aimed at capturing or killing
bin Laden when Rumsfeld relayed Bush’s order to freshen up the invasion plan for Iraq.

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Subject: putting on my tin foil hat

Isn't there a possibility that bin Laden was going to be killed come hell or high water because,
if captured, he would've been happy to spill his guts about certain ... understandings ... with the
Illegal Thug Regime about 9/11?

It's a fact that OBL was recruited, financed and trained by Reagan's CIA. The bin laden family got
to leave America on 9-12 or so because they had connections with the Bush White House

The Bush bastards, along with their good puppy whore press, is very good at deflecting that fact
just like nobopdy knows Prescott Bush was fined for helping Hitler - but nobody knows that.

The fact that we've had a nominal regime change of our own since then wouldn't seem to matter,
since we've seen that Obama is the illegitmate offspring, ideologically if not genetically, of the Bush Crime Family.

That might be a little harsh...

Seems to me you've raised that possibility yourself in the past. (Maybe I've learned from the best.)
Please don't let your bloodlust over the execution in Pakistan make your forget about who the
*real* criminals have been all along.
 Dan in Montgomery

I'll try to keep my bloodlust in check.

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Saw it on whatnowtoons.com

Rental place spies on you
Rent their computer, they watch you at home


So, they must have quite a collection of photos back at the shop,

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Subject: Please stop already

... with the jingoistic bullshit. I've been subscribing for something like 5 years
but you're apparently dead-set on making me stop, which I really don't want to do.

Like I wrote a couple of days ago, I'll celebrate, & I'll give George III in the White House
credit for actually accomplishing something, the minute he OKs the prosecution of the
American war criminals who have THOUSANDS of gallons more blood on their hands
than Osama ever thought about spilling.

Once upon a time, I would've thought you felt the same way ... but nooooo
-- one man gets killed & it's as if you revert to being the old
rah-rah-USA!-love-the-military-even-though-they-loooooooove-Bush Bart
who seemed to have changed his mind about that nonsense a few years ago.
 Dan in Montgomery

The "jingoistic bulshit?"
I should be unhappy they got bin Laden?

I said the SEALS were
highly-trained perfectionists who risked their lives
to make the world safer.   Did that set you off?  Do you disagree?

Since our government/military often does such horrid things,
why not let us celebrate when they get one right?

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Dreams of Gutting Medicare
They won't rest until they've killed it
because the super-rich are tired of funding it


House Republicans will not give up a plan to cut Medicare and eventually turn it over to the private market.
The Whore Post reported that Eric Cantor (R-Pedophile) suggested Wednesday that Republicans were
open to budget talks with the White House, including taking Medicare cuts off the table.
But Cantor's spokesman said that the old-people-hater planned to stick to the budget joke introduced by
Paul Ryan that would cut trillions in spending while lowering taxes for corporations and the super-rich.

I'm not worried - Obama will stop them.
(We really need a sarcasm emoticon)

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Subject: Obama/Bush

Of course Bush is pissed off that Obama got bin Laden.
The Bush Family Evil Empire is in business with the bin Laden Family Evil Empire.

The Bush crime family hates it when one their buddies goes down.
  Nick in Nevada

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Which is why you never caught him.

Bush never worked for anything in his life.
He was always given things and nobody gave him OBL

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My nephew is in New Zealand doing his wine making thing. 
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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's
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He was a major league pitcher before becoming the home run king.  

All this without the use of steroids.   
He trained on booze and wild women.

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