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Thursday May 5, 2011 Vol 2686 - Cinco de Mayo
  Quote of the Day "I was shown a picture -- it lookedlike bin Laden,. It appeared to be accurate but it was not." -- Saxby Chambliss, admitting he was duped Link |
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"There's nobody who understands struggle the way Mel does."
-- Jodie Foster, promoting "The Beaver" she directed starring Mel Gibson
Last summer I was going to Bixby every morning to get fresh corn and Howard
Stern was always playing new Mel Gibson tapes and adding his comments.
I almost drove off the road, I was laughing so hard.
That reminds me - fresh Bixby corn will be here in just 50 days
so I need to buy some Land o' Lakes stock.
Their stock symbol is lol :)
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"There's nobody who understands struggle the way Mel does."
-- Jodie Foster, promoting "The Beaver" she directed starring Mel Gibson
Last summer I was going to Bixby every morning to get fresh corn and Howard
Stern was always playing new Mel Gibson tapes and adding his comments.
I almost drove off the road, I was laughing so hard.
That reminds me - fresh Bixby corn will be here in just 50 days
so I need to buy some Land o' Lakes stock.
Their stock symbol is lol :)
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Subject: Mark Perkel envies Christians
Mark: You say you know there isn't such a thing as Hell.
How do you know?
Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it doesn't really exist,
and the only way you can know for sure is by either having verified this for yourself
(unlikely) or knowing someone who has verified it (also unlikely).
You should write, "Atheists don't believe in hell."
As for me, Christian or not, I would have liked to have seen him on trial.
It just all affirms my "conspiracy theory" on how OBL was a CIA asset, certainly to start.
Jitske
...then, we also don't know there's no Easter Bunny.
Marc only believes in reality.
That's how he got to be Pope.
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Osama was "murdered?"
Really?
You hate our Black President THAT much?
Quotes
"I flew with the 911 hijackers on the dry run, without realizing. I was shooting
'The West Wing' in DC at the time and I always took the flight that leaves Dulles
to Los Angeles that they eventually flew into the Pentagon. It was 11 days before 9/11,
I made the flight a lot and I didn’t think anything of it."
-- Rob Lowe, who, like James Woods, flew on a dry run Link
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Bristol had her face stretched
Five post-OBL Obama mistakes
by Mark Halperin and TIME Whore Magazine
Link
1. Not getting its story straight:
I say bullshit charge.
Sure, three days later things are more clear than they were an hour after the attack.
2. Not giving Der Monkey Fuhrer enough credit sooner.
I say bullshit charge.
Bush said, "I don't know where bin Laden is and I don't care. He's not important."
Why should we give that bastard any credit at all? Because he stayed with My Pet Goat
instead of acting like a Commander in Chief during wartime?
3. Letting the photo debate get out of control.
If anything, this one's on Leon Panetta.
He said the photos would be released without asking his boss.
4. Letting the debate about the war in Afghanistan get out of control:
I say bullshit charge.
That's got nothing to do with OBL's death but I guess FIVE nit-picking
complaints sounds better than a measely FOUR nit-picking complaints.
5. Letting the debate about Pakistan get out of control:
I say bullshit charge.
How is Obama supposed to stifle free speech?
Obama did a great thing here - something Bush certainly couldn't pull off,
yet Mark Halperin and TIME Whore Magazine have nothing else to write about?
It's true: Obama could find bin Laden and cure cancer and balance the budget
and the whore media would list the reasons why he should've done it sooner.
FUCK YOU, Mark Halperin and TIME Whore Magazine
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Quotes
"It is true that some information that came from normal interrogation approaches at Gitmo
did lead to information that was beneficial in this instance. But it was not harsh treatment
and it was not waterboarding.”
-- Rumsfeld, who seems to be saying torture wasn't necessary to get information Link
"We obtained that information through waterboarding. So for those who say that waterboarding
doesn’t work, we got vital information, which directly led us to Bin Laden.”
-- Rep Peter King (R-Stupidity) who seems to be saying the Bush bastards had a direct link to
Bin Laden eight years ago and either didn’t know it or didn’t bother to figure it out Link
That seems to support my theory that the Bush bastards were toruring for the sheer fun of it.
If torture works (It clearly does) why didn't Bush get bin Laden?
BTW, that (R-Stupidity) is my invention from many years ago.
It's pretty widespread now.
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"It is true that some information that came from normal interrogation approaches at Gitmo
did lead to information that was beneficial in this instance. But it was not harsh treatment
and it was not waterboarding.”
-- Rumsfeld, who seems to be saying torture wasn't necessary to get information Link
"We obtained that information through waterboarding. So for those who say that waterboarding
doesn’t work, we got vital information, which directly led us to Bin Laden.”
-- Rep Peter King (R-Stupidity) who seems to be saying the Bush bastards had a direct link to
Bin Laden eight years ago and either didn’t know it or didn’t bother to figure it out Link
That seems to support my theory that the Bush bastards were toruring for the sheer fun of it.
If torture works (It clearly does) why didn't Bush get bin Laden?
BTW, that (R-Stupidity) is my invention from many years ago.
It's pretty widespread now.
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Finishing a Job: Obama Gets Osama
by Robert Parry
Link
Obama touched off American celebrations with his Sunday night announcement that
U.S. forces finally had killed Osama bin Laden, but that long frustrating hunt might not
have been necessary if George W. Bush had rejected neoconservative advice to pivot
prematurely from Afghanistan to Iraq in late 2001.
General Tommy Franks was overseeing the military operation aimed at capturing or killing
bin Laden when Rumsfeld relayed Bush’s order to freshen up the invasion plan for Iraq.
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Subject: putting on my tin foil hat
Isn't there a possibility that bin Laden was going to be killed come hell or high water because,
if captured, he would've been happy to spill his guts about certain ... understandings ... with the
Illegal Thug Regime about 9/11?
It's a fact that OBL was recruited, financed and trained by Reagan's CIA. The bin laden family got
to leave America on 9-12 or so because they had connections with the Bush White House
The Bush bastards, along with their good puppy whore press, is very good at deflecting that fact
just like nobopdy knows Prescott Bush was fined for helping Hitler - but nobody knows that.
The fact that we've had a nominal regime change of our own since then wouldn't seem to matter,
since we've seen that Obama is the illegitmate offspring, ideologically if not genetically, of the Bush Crime Family.
That might be a little harsh...
Seems to me you've raised that possibility yourself in the past. (Maybe I've learned from the best.)
Please don't let your bloodlust over the execution in Pakistan make your forget about who the
*real* criminals have been all along.
Dan in Montgomery
I'll try to keep my bloodlust in check.
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Rent their computer, they watch you at home
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So, they must have quite a collection of photos back at the shop,
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Subject: Please stop already
... with the jingoistic bullshit. I've been subscribing for something like 5 years
but you're apparently dead-set on making me stop, which I really don't want to do.
Like I wrote a couple of days ago, I'll celebrate, & I'll give George III in the White House
credit for actually accomplishing something, the minute he OKs the prosecution of the
American war criminals who have THOUSANDS of gallons more blood on their hands
than Osama ever thought about spilling.
Once upon a time, I would've thought you felt the same way ... but nooooo
-- one man gets killed & it's as if you revert to being the old
rah-rah-USA!-love-the-military-even-though-they-loooooooove-Bush Bart
who seemed to have changed his mind about that nonsense a few years ago.
Dan in Montgomery
The "jingoistic bulshit?"
I should be unhappy they got bin Laden?
I said the SEALS were highly-trained perfectionists who risked their lives
to make the world safer. Did that set you off? Do you disagree?
Since our government/military often does such horrid things,
why not let us celebrate when they get one right?
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The Whore Post reported that Eric Cantor (R-Pedophile) suggested Wednesday that Republicans were
open to budget talks with the White House, including taking Medicare cuts off the table.
But Cantor's spokesman said that the old-people-hater planned to stick to the budget joke introduced by
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I'm not worried - Obama will stop them.
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Subject: Obama/Bush
Of course Bush is pissed off that Obama got bin Laden.
The Bush Family Evil Empire is in business with the bin Laden Family Evil Empire.
The Bush crime family hates it when one their buddies goes down.
Nick in Nevada
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Which is why you never caught him.
Bush never worked for anything in his life.
He was always given things and nobody gave him OBL
To WW Dogwood in Cypress, TX.
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Sidebar:
Maybe the funniest line in BCR 171 was Letterman's OBL Top Ten.
"Number Two: I need a house full of Navy SEALS like I need a hole in the head."
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Last issue's mystery city is Queenstown, New Zealand along the mid coast of Lake Wakatipu.
My nephew is in New Zealand doing his wine making thing.
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The lake's mystery is the "heart beat" causing it to rise and fall about 5 inches every five minutes.
Legend is the the giant Maori who was burnt to death in his sleep after stealing a chiefs daughter....
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Bart, that's Babe Ruth perhaps the most under-rated player ever.
He was a major league pitcher before becoming the home run king.
All this without the use of steroids.
He trained on booze and wild women.
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