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Labor Day-Monday,  Sept 3-6,  2011     Vol 2748 - Bobby Fastnut


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Why Hillary must run
Arrow More talk about NAFTA and GATT
Sarah Palin Nude!!!
Arrow How cool is flare surfing?
Arrow The Life and Death of Captain Preemo
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"The CIA has been torturing suspects in Bangkok, Afghanistan,
  Sri Lanka, the United Arab Emirates, Tripoli and ...Ireland?"
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 Really?  Ireland?
 Who knew Ireland was into torture?   Bono will be pissed.

 And Tripoli?
 Bush's good buddy Moamar was squeezing testicles for as?

  ...and then we help to dethrown him.

 America is not a reliable partner in torture.

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Why Hillary must run
  by that Ostroy dude


This is no normal election year and the circumstances are dire and the stakes too high.
If there isn't significant improvement in the economy and appreciably reduced unemployment,
Obama will likely lose to a Tea Party Republican like Michele Bachmann or Rick Perry,
who will set America back 200 years.

We simply cannot lose next year's election.

You've seen Obama's poll numbers. You know the state of the economy.
Obama's former supporters are hugely disappointed by his constant caving to the right. 
Democrats need a president who knows how to fight.  There are tens of millions of
voters ready to dump Obama and support you.

There's no way Hillary is going to run.
She'd be great for America, but her time was 2008.

Her approval rating is in the 70's and nobody hates her - except some Democrats.
Evil Dick said she was the only competent person in Obama's administration.
She can retire with the respect of both parties - and maybe even the dirty whore press.

Why trade that for 24/7 attacks, 90-hour work weeks and a 40% approval rating?

Hillary is no Brent Favre.

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Subject: What's wrong with NAFTA and GATT?

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Subject: The Jobs Speech Debacle
What upsets me about the Jobs Speech thing is not that Obama caved to Boner.
Obama doesn’t have the authority to control Congress nor should he.

Obama was such an amateur about the entire thing.  So he called Boner and says,
"Hey, I'm going to give a speech on Wednesday, is that cool with you?"

And Boner says, "I have no objection."

But inside, Boner is thinking, "I've got you again, boy."
Then started writing his letter.

Now, Obama looks stupid for announcing the speech, and weak for letting Boner push him around.
Now he's going to give his speech on the first night of Football and nobody is going to watch except
for (Democratic) Political Junkies like us.

I like Obama, even if he is weak and naïve, but I am angry that he lets himself get played
like a fool over and over again. When is he going to grow up and realize that the Repugs
want only one thing: to destroy him.

Where's that rabid two-headed dog?
It's got some fingers to bite.

Keep swinging the hammer,

I, too, wonder how he can make the same mistakes, over and over.
The Charlie Brown football thing is a cliche, but it's still new to Obama.
The GOP has volunteered to hold the football 200 times, and 200 times in a row,
they've pulled the ball away as Obam tries to kick it.

That's really stupid.

But even worse, when the GOP volunteers to hold the football the 201st time,
President Mouse thanks them and prepares to kick.


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The Top Five Worst People of All Time

I think you'll like this.

"When Rick Perry says, "Let's repeal the 29th century,"
  Obama's reply is "Why don't we just repeal it back to 1950?"

--  Carville, with a dead-on characterization of President Mouse           CNN, 9/1/11

 Carville has always had a way with words and his example is perfect.
 It'd be just like Obama to agree to go back to the goddamn fifties
 if he thought Gov Perry would like him more for doing it.

 Why doesn't Obama hire Carville?    Lots of Democrats hate him  (probably because
  he helped that damn awful Clinton get elected) but Obama really needs him.

 On CNN, they asked Carville what Obama needed to do.
 "Fire some people" was his response.

  Last issue I wrote to Obama:
Either you're not taking your staff's advice or you have the worst staff ever. 

  Maybe Carville agrees with me. 

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Cheap Thrills, Senator
 by my good friend Richard Fricker


Sen. Jim Inhofe’s endorsement of Rick Perry comes as no surprise.
It is a little difficult to discern how Inhofe’s support rises to the level of news.
Of course, Inhofe supports Perry – they are loons floating on the same pond.
It is much akin to announcing water is wet. Of course, if President Obama
were to announce water is wet Inhofe would go public and gargle sand.
The important thing is not so much Inhofe’s endorsement, but rather the
type of person Inhofe feels should lead the country. It says more about
Inhofe’s character than it does about his endorsement.
Inhofe wants a man who would slash teacher jobs, funding for education,
reduce education salaries and then insure his victims, in order for the state
and his political mentor, Phil Gramm, to collect on insurance policies after
their death. So much for the dignity of man’s labor. But, then Inhofe has
never been known to hesitate when it comes to exploiting the constituency.

I glanced at a story about Inhofe's stablemate, Tom Coburn.
He said, "It's a good thing I can't pack a gun on the senate floor,"
which implies that he wants to shoot some Democrat, the fucker.

But WHY can't they bring guns to the senate floor?
Is it because guns are dangerous?
It is because people with tempers who carry guns might shoot somebody?

The GOP is super-eager to have guns at footballs games and schools and
in goddamn courthouses where men often lose their children and their
homes and their life savings
but they don't want guns on the senate floot?

Fucking why?

Same for their conventions.
The GOP is owned and operated by the NRA (among others) yet you can't bring
a 30-clip Glock (like they used to shoot Gabby Giffords) to the convention?


If guns are good for
football games, schools and courthouses,
(w/ kids everywhere) why are they not allowed at the GOP convention?

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Subject: Bush says no joy in Bin Laden's death?

Bush was asked about the death of Osama bin Laden and the interviewer said that Bush expressed,
"certainly there was no sense of jubilation (and) certainly no sense of happiness."---- What???

I don't know if it's politically correct but bin Laden was the world's most infamous terrorist,
I'm happy that he's dead and I'm celebrating it. If those of you who think it's not cool to
celebrate death, look at it this way:  I'm celebrating the life of all the people that bin Laden
isn't going to kill had Obama not taken him out. I'm celebrating life - not death.
  Marc Perkel

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Sarah Palin Nude!!


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A friend of mine had a virus problem and other issues yesterday on his Sony Vaio.

He's fairly new in town so he asked me where to get it fixed.
Ding ding ding! I had him call Jordan and he did a great, fast job.
We were fascinated by watching stuff happen on the screen from afar.

We'd recommend Jordan anytime.
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Cutting taxes crashed our economy.
So how do we fix it?

The Gop says "Cut taxes deeper,"

The real answer is...

The Life and Death of Captain Preemo


story by Michael Dare.

Have you ever read something that had you totally hooked after ONE sentence?

Seriously, read the first sentence.
If you're not hooked, write and tell me I was wrong.

You were wrong, Bart

Subject: Frustrated

Bart, you wrote:

We have a Mouse in the House.
  Can anybody argue with that?"

Honestly, I'd say it smells more like a rat, Bart.
Tamed, but still a rat.
   Matt v

I don't think Obama is a rat.

I think he's ...desperately seeking approval.

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Wacky Romp on the Religious Right


You know we're getting into election when the Religious Right goes bonkers,
making bizarre statements and hiding their own little scandals.

It's been a busy few days.

Of course, we have the scandals of two Republican legislators, both with anti-gay records,
getting caught in their own little gay scandals. Indiana Representative Phil Hinkle claimed
his brain "snapped" and caused him to try to hire, then sexually assault, an 18-year-old man
 but rest assured, Hinkle said he's not gay.

Puerto Rican Republican senator Robert Arango took rather intimate photos of his anus
and posted them to a gay "meet up" site. His justification for the photos was he was
documenting his recent "weight loss."


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Subject: Rescue Me series finale

I too have been watching RM since the very first show.
I'm a HUGE Leary fan and I've made sure I never missed a show.

As you stated, after spending 6 years (has it been that long? Seems like half that)
with the cast, you do feel like you know each character. That, to me is a sign of a great show.

I'm beyond sad that the show is ending. I have to admit, I've felt a lot of feelings towards "Tommy",
from anger of his stupidity, to sadness of his losses, etc.  Typical Denis though, he'd have you laughing
your ass off one minute and then wiping your eyes the next and then right back to laughing again.

The show is one of those shows that seems to be over in ten minutes, yet a full hour has gone by.
Like a great song that you feel ends way too soon (numerous Pink Floyd songs.....Gilmour kicks ass).

I don't feel the entire crew will die in the end. I think "Tommy" will survive somehow...but then again.
I just don't see Denis killing off his character after all he's been though (the viewers included).

There'll be some sort of strong message he will state too, mainly about first responders and the heroes
that they are and 9/11...some symbol.

I'm not sure if you know but the building/fire shown in the show last week, that's an almost carbon copy
of the building and fire that took Denis' cousin, Jerry I think his name was back in like 1999 or 2000 up
in Worcester, MA.

I recall a bunch of firefighters lost their lives in that same fire and Denis created the show in part to honor
his cousin and those firefighters along with those of 9/11. But I got chills when I saw the building before
they even went in. I looked just like the one in Worcester and at that point I figured what was about to
take place. It was tough to watch thinking about the reality tied to the show.

Yes, I'm Irish and I'm from the Boston area and one of the funniest things in the show was having
to watch Denis, a die-hard Red Sox fan have to play the part of a Yankee fan. Honestly I think it would
have been more fitting of his character if he was a Sox fan, think about the sub-story lines in that.
 Jim O

Well, we know we're going to a firefighter's funeral tomorrow night, so I have an idea:

Franco has been really critical of Tommy lately.

The reason makes no sense. Tommy did a TV interview where he said
"Firefighters are paid like shit and they never get credit for risking their lives every day,
and we're treated like garbagemen ...so the next time your house catches fire of if your kid
gets stuck in a well, call the f-ing garbage truck."

Franco called him a "hot head" and a "trouble-maker," but I think every firefighter in America
would jump out of his chair and yell
"Fuck yeah! You tell them, Tommy!"

A few weeks ago, Tommy risked his life to save Franco's life, and when it was over,
Franco said, "Thanks for saving me, but you're still an asshole."

Maybe they should turn that around and have Franco save Tommy.

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How cool is flare surfing?

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Proof that Batshit Bachmann is Lying

Why support the GOP?

Tax Policy: Tax only poor and working people but not the rich.

Wage Policy: Encourage wages in the U.S. to fall to third world levels.

Trade Policy:
Pass trade laws that make it easier for companies to send good jobs overseas.

Healthcare Policy: Pass laws that enable only insurance companies to control who gets health care
(including seniors) and when it is provided.

Education Policy: Replace public education with out of pocket private schools and home schooling.

Infrastruc­ture Policy: Refuse to invest in crumbling public infrastruc­ture such as highways, bridges, and sewer systems.

Environmen­tal Policy: Pass laws and weaken regulation­s, enabling companies to pollute the environmen­t
. Pass further laws that do not allow access to courts when people are sickened or injured by irresponsible corporation.

Energy Policy: Pass laws that enable gas and oil production and prices to be controlled by a few large companies;
halt any research or work on alternative energy sources; keep defense spending high to protect non domestic oil production­.

Social Policy: Divide the American people on cultural issues (religion, sexual orientatio­n, abortion rights, gun rights, etc).
Procreation Policy:  Refuse to provide sex education, birth control, counseling. abortion or prenatal support;
then refuse assistance to poor single mothers, and cut funds that assist their children.

Political Method: Instill fear in the American public through manufactur­ed crises and created "bogeymen­"
Then attack political opponents by claiming to be more "patriotic­" and the better keeper of "American Values" than they.

Tell me again why you support the GOP?


People support the GOP because the idiot Democrats
can't figure our how to educate the ignorant.

The poor voting GOP is like chickens voting for Colonel Sanders.

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There's not a Teabagger in America who knows enough math
to realize that 7 percent is much smaller than 88 percent.

...and there's not ONE Democrat willing to educate them.

If Democrats would list the facts
they'd never lose an election.

Let's play a stock game

BTW, I bet every penny, the whole $10,000, that the DOW will fall.
Whatever the DOW was on Sept 1, compared to where it'll be Oct 1.

I don't know how to figure that, but someone will know.

Good luck to all who entered.

If you want to play, you can get in Oct 1.

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If you saw the last House in May, you know he got mad
at Cuddy and drove a car into her living room - now he's in jail.

There are two other TV leading men in jail.
Who are they?

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Today's Hot Mystery Celebrity


Can you ID today's hot Mystery Celebrity?

Last issue's Hot Mystery Celebrity  was tennis player Anna Kournikova



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Wednesday's Mystery Celebrity


From right to left you have Katherine Hepburn, Humphrey Bogart,
and John Houston, during the filming of 'The African

The lady on the left, if my eye is any good on
such a grainy photo, is Lauren Bacall,
who tagged along with
hubby Bogart to the location in Africa.
  Big Boy

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"You should not miss the final episode of Rescue Me on Sept. 7.
 It features not only one of the most harrowing firefighting sequences ever filmed
 but some of the finest writing and acting the small screen has seen in years.
      -- TV Guide's Bruce Fettes                       Link

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He's earning second WPE every day.

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Subject: flashing headlights

Hey Bart,

I remember some years ago a Supreme Court decision on this.
As I recall, they decided that it was "free speech" and ruled in favor of
being able to flash your headlights to warn oncoming drivers of a speed trap.
It should be easy to reference this in a court case.

It HAS to be legal.
Otherwise, they could arrest you for touching your nose
as a signal that a cop was about to walk around the corner.

On a related topic, I think one of the Democrats biggest mistakes was their overzealous
support for the 55 mph speed limit (even though a Republican, Ford, got the ball rolling).

Almost everybody drove over the limit and it made everyone a criminal. It really helped
to alienate people with their government and the police, the face of which became the
trooper waiting to give them a ticket for something everybody was doing.

Speeding is a somewhat unique crime in that almost everybody does it and the enforcement
is discretionary. If you want to pull over a minority in your neighborhood for doing 36 in
a 35 mph zone you can, but most people doing 42 mph aren't bothered.
 Phil in Cleveland

I agree with that, too.
Christ, you can't drive to Vegas at 55 MPH - it'd take forever to get there.

The ONLY thing Gingrich's congress got right was raising the speed limit to 75.


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Today's Mystery City


 Can you guess the city?

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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City  is Singapore looking just to the side of the CBD.
That would be the Singapore Flyer in the foreground.

Beautiful city by the way.


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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that appears to be Hollywood Boulevard, near Las Palmas Avenue in LA (Hollywood). 
I actually shopped a time or two at the Supply Sergeant store shown back in the 70s.

As to what they were doing:  Link

Sunday, May 24, 1970: War filmed on Hollywood Blvd. This view of 100 soldiers
and civiilan victims sprawled amid bursting bombs startled residents along
Hollywood Blvd. between Las Palmas and Cherokee Aves early on a Sunday morning.

Scene was in a dream-war sequence for the movie Alex in Wonderland.
The producer said it was the first time police closedg of Hollywood Blvd. for a film.
Photo by Don Cormier/Los Angeles Times. From the Archives.
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