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Weekend-Monday,  Sept 24-26,  2011     Vol 2758 - Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo

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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Herman Cain Wins Florida  
Arrow FEMA broke, Rich pay no taxes
Sarah Palin Nude!!!
Arrow Go to Church or go to Jail
Arrow "You need plastic surgery"
Arrow Busey, Haggard on reality show
Arrow Spend the day w/ Cameron Diaz


Better than Communism...definitely better than Reaganomics:


A regulated free market economic system for democracy


"I'm bored if I don't have a challenge..."
--  Herman Cain, on why he should be president,           Link

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Mike in Atlanta said it because
Obama and the Democrats won't...

Herman Cain Wins Florida
Can he keep up the momentum?


Herman Cain is basking in the Sunday glow of his surprise win Saturday in the Florida straw poll.

But, can he keep up the momentum?  Will the results of what is essentially a candidate beauty contest
make any difference in the national polls, which are a much more accurate gauge of how the rivals are
doing? And will it mean sharper scrutiny – and pointed criticism – of his positions and policies in
upcoming debates and straw poll maneuvering?

I have a theory:
The Republicans f-ing hate their choices.
Cain won because they can't stand the others and I see a pattern here.

Trump was leading for a while. He surged ahead because nobody liked their crappy choices.
Then they found out what a nut he was so they kept looking.

was leading for a while. Then they found out what a nut she was so they kept looking.
Perry was leading for a while. Then they found out what a nut he was so they kept looking.
Now Pizzaboy is (this week) leading - but soon they'll find out what a nut he is.

They're still begging Chris Christie and Mitch Daniels to run.
Because they're not sure exactly how crappy they'd be as candidates.

Will it all come back to Romney, like it came back for McCain in 2008?
Romney, the gun-grabbing, gay-loving flip-flopping liberal who forced health care on Massachusetts?

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Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good-Quotes
"As a governor who's made a great deal of decisions with consequences over the years,
  I couldn't have done so without being driven to my knees on many occasions."
-- Rick Perry, asking people to pray for him before the Florida debate          Link

 By all accounts, it was Perry's worst performance to date.
  This, after he asked people to pray for rain and Texas burst into flames.
 Why do people think prayers work?

 When someone you love dies, people say, "God must've had a reason,"
 which seems like a dumb way to sell someone on religion.

 It would make more sense to say, "God is very busy and He can't listen to
 the prayers of eight billion people
at the same time so He must've missed yours."

 Look at me - trying to make sense out of religion... 

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The Decline of America under George W. Bush
by James P. Huchthausen
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Subject: Republicans never miss a chance to do something rotten

With this latest budget battle Republicans have once again shown that they will miss no chance
to do something rotten. This time they are targeting disaster aid and gas saving cars at the same time.

Disaster aid helps communities rebuild after tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and floods.
But - say the Republicans - we can't just hand out money to these freeloaders, someone's gotta pay for it.
The Republicans need to find someone to kick so the go to the department of energy. And they want to
cut funding for the development of cars that use less gas.

I can not imagine a single American who is against developing cars that go farther on a tank of gas.
Whether you are Democrat, Republican, or Tea Party we all want cars that burn less gas.

What are these people thinking? It can be only one thing. These people are at war with the hippies.
This is a culture where Reality is called the "R" word. And it just all has to stop. This - is nuts!

The idea that we should attack disaster aid, or even make it a political issue,
and to be against better gas mileage is just plain crazy.
  Marc Perkel

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This is trouble for us Democrats.

When the GOP threatens to shut down the government,
Obama panics and offers them a blank check.

What's he going to give away this time?

And everyone knows FEMA is out of money because the super-rich don't pay taxes.
Or if they do, they pay less than you and I pay on our income.

What will Obama give them this time?

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Subject: Sarah Palin missing?

Bart, I'm not getting the Sarah Palin Nude each issue.
Last issue's Sarah Palin isn't there.

Wednesday's was there--pretty good picture too!

Tuesdays's wasn't there.

and there wasn't one in the Weekend-Monday issue.

I check your site daily using my Mac G-4 from home, my Samsung Continuum
smartphone, and the Dell desktop at the Library.   Just thought I'd let you know.

David, thanks for asking.
Sometimes I just can't find a good picture.
I try to find a photo that shows impeding doom.

While we're at it, maybe we should vote.
What's your favorite "mystery" feature and what's your least favorite?

If we were going to lose a "mystery," which one should it be?

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Subject: Ghouls on parade

Week after week, the GOP presidential candidates debate, appearing more and more like a
seltzer bottle spraying, nose honking, clown fight. It has become obvious that the Grand Old Party
has degenerated into catering to it's fringe ghouls on parade.

Ghouls, cheering over Rick Perry's prisoner death count.
Ghouls shouting "Let him die!", after a question about what to do with uninsured coma victims.
Ghouls, booing a soldier calling from the battle field, because he said he was gay.

The Republican party that once aspired our nation to be a shining city upon a hill,
has become a party that would lead our nation back into the hate filled dark ages.
The divide is growing and a divided nation can not survive.
 Michael H

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Go to Church or go to Jail
Odds of rape are about 50/50


The judge lets misdemeanor offenders serve time and pay a fine or go to church every Sunday for a year.

If offenders choose church, they can pick the place of worship as long as they check in weekly
with the pastor and police. After a year of Sundays in the pew, the offender's case will be dismissed.

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"Even growing up my friends would always say that Palin would flirt with him,
  it seems kind of weird. Then one of my publishers said she had a cougar crush on me!”
    --  Levi Johnston, saying Palin is even more weird than we think,   Link

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Subject: poker at WhiteHouse.gov

Bart there is a petition to get online poker legalized.  Yep! Really. 
It can be found at this government website. >>> https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/ 

All that is needed is you register to vote on existing petitions. 
After 500 people vote yes on a petition the white house promises to act on the petition. 

I already voted for poker and repeal of the citizens united ruling. 
Share this with your readers it will start a movement. 
Oh Pot legalization is also there and it's getting a lot of votes.
Roger The Poker Player

Roger, thanks for that.

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Julianna with the Ironic News Report

"Anybody who goes hiking on the Iraq/Oran border that DOESN'T work for the CIA
  could probably benefit from the kind of reality-based therapy provided by an Iranian prison."
    -- Gene Lyons on Bartcop/Facebook         


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Busey, Haggard on reality show
Careful, Gary - he's fighting meth and gay demons

"This time, I'M the sane one."         Wanna join ma church, handsome?"


Gary Busey and Ted Haggard swap wives ...
That's not a joke or a punchline. It will actually happen on "Celebrity Wife Swap."
The actor and the meth sniffer — both of whom have made the rounds in the media,
Busey for years on insanity and Haggard for snorting meth off this dealer's tube steak
 — would seem an odd pairing for the ABC show. But they have something in common:

...they are both religiously insane?

There is no better entertainment than Gary Busey trying to behave himself.

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Subject: What happened to Bartcop Entertainment?


The site had been updating daily, but suddenly stopped on 29 September.

I hope it's nothing worse than a computer related problem!
 James in Alhambra

James, Marty had to go back East for a family matter.
She expects to be back this week.

Yes, Marty is a she - that surprises some people.

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Bart, that's Audrey Hepburn in the movie "My Fair Lady" (1964).

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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Montreal, Quebec.
Beautiful place. Looks European, doesn't it?


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What is last issue's History Mystery?

That's Leonard Cohen.
I wrote about him a few years ago when he went into the R&R Hall of Fame:


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