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Thurs-Friday,  Feb 2-3, 2012    Vol 2819 -  El Hedge-o

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow How Newt Gingrich Blew It
Arrow Obama hunting MT Lawmaker
Freeway Blogger's $1,000 Contest
Arrow McDonald's using less poison
Arrow Bain Buddies give $3M to Willard
Arrow Not in yesterday's Trip Report
Arrow 'Most desireable' Sofia Vergara


"I don't have a dog in this fight. Quite frankly,
  I'm depressed about the candidates we have left."
     --  Joe Scarborough (R-Intern killer) bemoaning Romney's chances on Morning Joe

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How Newt Gingrich Blew It 
He was rolling in the deep and now
Obama has no chance to kcik his ass


1. Nobody Likes a Crybaby
2. Women hate the bastard
3. He offered nothing but anger
4. He kept lying about the budget

5. Everybody has always hated Newt

Newt never had a chance.
He went all-in in on South Carolina race-hatred thanks to that idiot John King.
That gave him fake Jomentum that he couldn't sustain.

Now we've lost Newt and comedians are flying flags at half mast.

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Obama hunting MT Lawmaker
She has an opinion on medical marijuana

You're right, Barack, she looks dangerous!


A Montana legislator says the DEA began investigating her over support for medical marijuana laws.

State House Democrat Diane Sands says she was contacted by a defense attorney with some unusual news:
The attorney had been approached by the DEA who wanted to know whether Sands might be connected to
one of the attorney's clients who had been charged with distributing marijuana.

"So now, if you're a state legislator who has been working on medical marijuana laws, you are somehow
part of a conspiracy," said Sands. "It's ridiculous, of course, but it's also threatening to think that Obama
is willing to use his influence and try to chill discussion about this subject."

Medical marijuana is legal in Montana, but Obama has a bug up his ass about helping cancer patients.
Obama's ATF recently stepped into Montana's medical marijuana laws as well, banning firearm sales and
ownership from anyone with a medical pot card.

Seriously, Barack?
Shouldn't you be out trying to find bin Laden?

Oh, that's right - you smoked his murdering ass - thanks.

But you can't give up your crusade against cancer patients in an election year?

You're saying a man who drinks a quart of Jack Daniels every day is OK to own guns,
but a 65-year old cancer patient can't be trusted with a firearm for personal protection?

I wish Obama would allow some logic into his crusade against
cancer patients.


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Freeway Blogger's $1,000 Slogan Contest



Just finished up my West Coast Tour, posting 120+ signs between Seattle and San Diego and
looking forward to doing it again. This time I'd like to focus on climate change and am asking
your help finding the right slogans. Slogans should be short, smart, fit well into a rectangle and
look good in traffic.

Winner gets a thousand dollars and has their message displayed alongside freeways up and down
the west coast. Second and third place winners, if they're good enough for the freeways, will receive
500 and 250 dollars respectively and have their messages posted as well.

Original work is preferred but not mandatory, and apart from the right to post them publicly,
I will make no claim to winning entries as intellectual property.

Send entries to freewayblogger - at - yahoo - dot - com.

Deadline for submissions is March 15th.

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Marty has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

Want more wars?  Tax the rich

by Ted Rall 


The long-term trend toward income inequality is a major flaw of the capitalist system.
From 1980 to 2005 more than 80 percent in the gain in Americans’ incomes went to the
top one percent. This staggering disparity between the haves and have-nots has created a
permanent underclass of underemployed, undereducated and alienated people who often
turn to crime for survival and social status. Aggregation of wealth into fewer hands has
shrunk the size of the U.S. market for consumer goods, prolonging and deepening the depression.
How can we make the system fairer?
Liberals are calling for a more progressive income tax: i.e., raise taxes on the rich.
Obama says he’d like to slap a minimum federal income tax of 30 percent on individuals
earning more than $1 million a year.
Soaking the rich would obviously be fair.  Corporate ayoff sleazebag Mitt Romney earned
$59,500 a day in 2010—and paid half the effective tax rate (13.9 percent) of that paid by
a family of four earning $59,500 a year.
Fair, sure. But would it work? Would increasing taxes on the wealthy do much to close
the gap between rich and poor—to level the economic playing field?
Probably not.

Subject: My Brush with Greatness

My dear departed Dad got to shake hands with FDR in 1934.
 Tom in WA

Tom, thanks for that.

Anyone else got a Brush with Greatness?
If you sent yours in and it wasn't published, please send it again.

Send in YOUR brush with greatness

"My sweet friends and family.  This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life.
  He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to
  send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl... 
  So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him..."
     --  Tom Brady's wife, who thinks God has nothing else to worry about besides football.

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Subject: Jeff Gannon vs WH press corps

What's the difference between the WH press corps and Jeff Gannon?
They were riding President Bush figuratively, Gannon was riding him literally.

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People seen flying around New York
  Publicity stunt for Chronicle" movie



This looks like a really good movie.
Who hasn't wondered what it would be like to be telekenetic?

If I could move things with my mind, I'd fix what's wrong with America - and then
take over and make everybody worship me and reshape Earth into Planet Bartcop!!!

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Sarah Palin Nude


Bainers give $3M to Willard


Over the past year, Mitt Romney’s fellow Bain company rapists gave $3 million to Willard's PAC.

The rapists raised $18 million from 200 donors in the last six months of 2011.
Bain-related bastards provided 10 percent of the $30.1 million collected over all of last year.

Bain manager Domenic Ferrante gave $250,000 to the serial jobs dismisser. 
Bain manager John Connaughton gave $250,000, while managing director Steven Barnes
and his wife gave $125,000 each to the Job Destroyer-in-Chief.

Romney’s other big Bain backers are Paul Edgerley, who helped Romney start raping.
He and his wife Sandra each gave the rapist $500,000.  Stephen Zide, gave $250,000.
A retired Bain Capital partner, Edward Conard, gave $1 million in April last year.

Just think of the company-raping pillaging they'll do if Romney pulls off an upset.

First thing the'll do is rewrite the laws to make company-fucking easier.
Then they'll eliminate minimum wage laws and child labor laws.
Then they'll drop the tax rate for millionaires and billionaires to zero.

They'll make it much easier for the super-rich to screw the middle class
and you can bet your testicles the Democrats will sign on for the slaughter.

Good thing the Pot Crusader has this election wrapped up, right?

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Better Amazon link

Thanks, they send me pennies...

McDonald's using less poison
No longer using chemical fertilizers or
household cleaners in their burgers


McDonald's announced that it has stopped using ammonium hydroxide in its hamburgers.
The chemical, used in fertilizers, household cleaners and even homemade explosives,
was also used to prepare that Mmmm good McDonalds' hamburger meat.

Guess what else is in some of our most-popular foods:

Propylene glycol: This chemical is very similar to ethylene glycol, a dangerous anti-freeze.
This less-toxic cousin prevents products from becoming too solid. Some ice creams have
this  ingredient; otherwise you'd be eating ice.

Carmine: Commonly found in red food coloring, this chemical comes from crushed cochineal,
small red beetles that burrow into cacti. Husks of the beetle are ground up and forms the basis
for red coloring found in foods ranging from cranberry juice to M&Ms.

Shellac: Yes, this chemical used to finish wood products also gives some candies their sheen.


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These are working war machines that we no longer use
because we have newer, better ones that we don't need.

We waste trillions of dollars on "defense" to make military contractors wealthier
while half of American kids live below the poverty level.

Think Obama will act like a Democrat in his second term?

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        bart blog

Read all about it!

  on the Bart Blog!

"Contributors to Steohen Colbert's PAC include Frumunda Mabalz and Ibin Yerkinoff,
  according to a new Federal Election Commission filing. Strangely, Colbert has not
  received donations from Heywood Jablome or Hugh Jorgan."
     -- The Smoking Gun      Link

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Subject: short issue

Times must really be hitting you hard.
I think issue 2818 one of the shortest issues I've ever seen.

I've got a court date Monday.
If everything goes well
I'll paypal you a little something.
If not, I'll see you in 2-10 years  haha
 -pm in Texas

Phil, that issue was short only if you didn't click on the links  :)

Good luck in court.

Subject: Mystery cars

I sure do miss looking at the "mystery cars" 

I will bring the Mystery Cars back.

I just need to catch up...

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Not in yesterday's Trip Report

Yesterday's Trip Report had the potential for some new readers, so I left this out:

When we took our seatsat the Staples Center, I turned on my iPhone and the first
possible wi-fi network that came up was titled "Mexican Niggaz."

How is that possible?

I tried to take a picture of my screen with Mrs. Bart's phone, but you know how it
takes a full minute or longer for the damn iPhone to begin working and by the time
it finally was ready to take a picture, the network offered other options, but WTF?

I'm not asking for the tech end of things, but how could someone, we'll say
"with a sense of humor," get their network to broadcast inside the Staples Center?

Was it a van with a powerful signal driving nearby?
I'm assuming there's no way Jerry Buss, Lakers owner, would allow that "humor."

Also, I forgot to mention as we left the show,
I literally rubbed shoulders with Taye Diggs.


He was wearing this same hat, too.
I gotta say - handsome man and a sharp dresser.


Subject: fun with spelling

The words "race car" spelled backwards still spell "race car"?

And "eat" is the only word that, if you move the first letter to the end, spells its own past tense, "ate"?

And if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells:
"Shut the fuck up you progress-blocking violent hypocrites, and deal with the fact that you nearly
  wrecked the country under Bush and that our current president is black, so suck up and get over it."

Thanks to Grower

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She was charged with "keeping a disorderly house."

Damn, they can charge you with that?      Link

What about "keeping disorderly hair?"

She was charged with "failure to give aid."

Insert your own joke HERE       Link

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Subject: fund-raising idea

Some organization collect dues from members in their birth month. 
  Karen in Indiana

Karen, thanks for that.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity


Last issue's Mystery Celebrity  Link 

Bart – that's Carroll Baker as Rita Marlowe in The Carpetbaggers.

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City  that's Astana, the capital of Kazakhstan.

Keep swinging that hammer.

P.S.  Love the trip reports to Cali.  Looks and sounds
like you had a good time on the left coast.  


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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Nobody got last issue's History Mystery.

That's Bob Abplanalp inventor of the aerosol can.

They said he got 1/2 cent for every aerosol can in the world.
He was a right-wing Catholic wackjob, also a good friend of "I an not a crook!"

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Subject: donation

Bart, it's about time I threw a little money
your way from my Cayman account.
 Dave in San Diego

Dave, thanks for that.

Here's $20 for your funny Trip Report.
  Rich who needs a French Dip sandwich.

Rich, thanks for that.
Be sure to tell them you want it "double dipped."

If you're shopping online,
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'Most desireable' woman, Sofia Vergara


Check out
sexy, tasteful photos of Sofia Vergara  in  BC Hotties

  Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties.

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