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Tuesday,  February 21, 2012    Vol 2829 - Chromatic

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Making it Easy for Obama
Arrow Man-on-Dog top, Willard bottom
Girls Scouts are too radical?
Arrow Tracy takes Wall Street Job 
Arrow Can Jeb save the GOP?
Arrow Dow is highest in 4 years
Arrow What happened to Marilyn?


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"Vegas is an insidious black hole that sucks your soul, money & morals
  out of you w/out u even realizing it.   I Fn' love Vegas."
      --  Slash, in a Tweet

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Making it Easy for Obama

  by Michael Gerson, Republican


An extended, contentious nomination contest hones and improves a candidate — except when it does not.

It is increasingly difficult to argue that the GOP is benefiting from the struggle between Mitt Romney and
whoever isn't f-ing Mitt.  The longer these battles continue, the longer Obama has to regain his political balance.

Regain his balance?
From what?
Obama's approval ratings are up 10-12 percent.

Santorum has attacked Romney for seeking a bailout of the Salt Lake City Olympic Games.  Both have also
stumped across Michigan criticizing the auto bailout, which Romney calls “crony capitalism on a grand scale.”
This at a time when General Motors has announced the largest profits in its history.

Meanwhile, back at the general election, Obama is happily avoiding serious scrutiny.   Obama’s economic
message in the general election is a difficult balance. But as long as Republicans are focused elsewhere,
they are providing Obama with his own private bailout.


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Man-on-Dog on top, Willard a bottom
Is there anything Willard Romney can do?


Philosophical differences between the are becoming starker as Santorum drives harder
on religious and social issues that Romney rarely discusses in detail.

In recent days, Santorum has questioned the usefulness of public schools, criticized prenatal
testing and said Obama's theology is not "based on the Bible."  He likened Obama to politicians
who spread fear about new oil-extraction technologies "so they can control your lives."

The remarks contrast sharply with Romney's even-tempered emphasis on jobs,
the economy and his resume as a can-do corporate executive.

The differences give Republican voters clear choices to shape their party's identity and image
heading into the fall battle against Obama. They also will test whether social conservatives and
tea partyers can outperform the GOP establishment in key states such as Michigan and Ohio.

Half the Republicans want lower txaes and smaller government (so their story goes)
the other half wants gays in closets and women stuck at home with a dozen kids.

Which half will win?

Man-on-Dog is surging while Romney is shrinking.

Buy those condoms now - before President Santorum makes them illegal.


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Rihanna sells out batterred women
She's working with the bastard who beat her


You young girls, be like Rihanna, forgive and embrace the bastard
who beat you with his bare fists bad enough to do this much damage.

Then next time, when he kills, you, you can say "Whoops, my bad."

I guess she likes the way it hurts...

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Subject: spell check is...

... only helpful sometimes.

Bart, please tell Dwayne that the essence of communication is being understood.
Did he understand what you are trying to say? Deos he raileze that the biran can firgue
tihgns out eevn if the mdilde of the wrdos are screbmlad ? The brain is pretty amazing.

Anyway, spell check cannot help with grammar or the wrong word choice (write vs right
for example) or a variety of other issues. Even if you don’t know how to spell, doesn’t really matter.
EYE know it is as much muddled typing (gets harder as we get older) as it might be actual spelling mistakes.
to sum up....Dwayne, find something important to care about,
not about how Bart spells/types. Priorities dude priorities.
  ducks in oregon

Maybe Dewayne is a good guy who just wants me to be better.

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"I smoked marijuana for fifty years.  I don't know where I would be without it. 
  It opened my mind to a lot of things and now its active ingredient, THC, relaxes me
  and eases my arthritis pain. After decades of personal research and observation,
  I've concluded that marijuana should be legal and alcohol should be illegal.  Good luck with that."
      --  James Garner, The Garner Files (2011). ISBN 978-1-4516-4260-5

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  When I was a kid, maybe 1960, we had a tiny black and white TV about 11 inches wide or so.
  We would all crowd in the kitchen (the only room with air conditioning) to watch Maverick.

  It was good when the episode was about Bret Maverick, not no much when Bart (Jack Kelly)
  or Beau Maverick, played by gonna-be-007-someday Roger Moore. 
  Garner was so handsome back in the day, I'm surprised he wasn't gay.

  Thanks to HWD

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Girl Scouts a "radical organization"
says Indiana handjob, Bob Morris



An Indiana lawmaker has decided not to support a the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts because
he feels the group is a "radicalized organization" that "sexualizes" young girls and promotes homosexuality.

Rep. Bob Morris (R-Shit-for-Brains) said he plans to pull his daughters out of the Girl Scouts because
World Net Daily said the Girl Scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, they encourage sex and
they allow transgender females to join. He also wrote that the fact that Michelle Obama is honorary president
should give lawmakers pause before they endorse the Girl Scouts.
Morris goes on to say those considered role models by the Girl Scouts are all "feminists, lesbians,
or Communists" and claims that troops are no longer allowed to pray or sing Christmas Carols

Do you think, after the GOP loses 72 states in November, someone might stand up and say,
"What happened to our party? We've become the party of unhinged loons and psychos?"



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Subject: Ann Coulter

How do you think Ann Coulter, a woman (?) feels about the GOP’s fever for anti-abortion laws?
  David in Savannah

Ann Coulter is a champion of the movement to deny women's rights.

For some reason, she thinks old, white Republican men in Washington are
better equipt
to make family planning choices for every woman in America.

They claim they want the heavy boot of Washington out of their lives.
They claim things are always handled better at the local level.

When it comes to taxes, they say, "Who knows how to spend your money better, you or
the bureaucrats in Washington?"
but when it comes to a woman's vagina, none of that applies,
presumeable because women aren't smart enough to make their own decisions.

Republican positions have the consistency of warm baby poop.

They make no sense, but when did the GOP ever make sense?

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Memo to the New York Media

This bullshit hype about Jeremy Lin, your Asian basketball player?

We don't care - maybe New York cares, but nobody else does.

It's f-ing basketball for Christ's sake.
Why would anyone care if the Knicks found a decent player?

The New York media thinks we give a rat's ass about their local news?

They always do that - if PittsburgH gets 26 inches of snow, they might mention it.
But if New York gets 6 inches, they put live cameras out on the damn street.

"Where were you when the snow fell?"

Nobody cares, New York.

So stop flooding the airwaves with this "Linsanity" bullshit.

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Sarah Palin Nude


Subject: Food for thought on Iran

Hi, Bart,

Snowing like a sonofagun here. It’s winter, it’s Montana, no surprise.

I have a degree in political science and another in public administration and I would never
claim to understand what is going on in the Middle East.  Understanding people who have
hated, killed, subjugated and reviled each other for thousands of years is above my pay grade. 

Based on their experiences, they view the world, us, one another, etc. in ways I cannot begin
to understand.  Everybody there is both a victim and oppressor, a liar and a martyr.  The media
are woefully out-gunned when it comes to explaining all that is going on.  I know you try to
understand and communicate your understanding, and I respect that.  Most people are just
willing to go where the red meat is and spout off.

Here is an article my nephew sent me.  I am not vouching for it, I am not proclaiming it as true,
I am not dishing it out to you to argue or correct you in anyway; It seemed a different take and
I thought you might be interested in considering it.  I don’t care if it convinces you of anything. 
It’s just someone’s perspective.

Politely yours,
 Geoff in Montana

Geoff, you handled that all wrong.

You're supposed to scream curse words at me and call me "another Cheney."

Don't you know anything about politics?

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Thanks, they send me pennies...


An Occupy Wall Street protester has ditched her tent in Zuccotti Park in favor of a position at one of
Wall Street's financial institutions.

It all started when Wayne Kaufman, chief market analyst for John Thomas, saw Tracy Postert's placard
that read: "PhD Biomedical Scientist Seeking Full Time Employment", according to the New York Post.

Grabbing a copy of her CV, Kaufman decided she might be a good fit for a junior analyst position.

"I thought, 'Maybe this is a person who could help us understand these early-stage biotech companies
that financial people just don't always understand,'" Kaufman told ABC News.

By then, Postert had already spent 15 days at the Occupy encampment where she touted anti-capitalist
messages with signs that read: "Reagan Sucks" and "I'll vote after the revolution," according to the Telegraph.

"I had been unemployed for so long, I thought why not?" Postert told the New York Post.

Now she's been there three weeks and is in the midst of studying for her financial analyst exams.

CEO Thomas Belesis believes this is one win against the Occupy movement.

"She was ranting about Wall Street, and now she's working on Wall Street. Banks are not so bad.
I hope we have opened her eyes," Belesis told the New York Post.

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Shanghai 1990 vs 2010

I'm so old, I remember when America was a world power.
But we stopped growing when the rich stopped paying taxes.

Thanks to Grower for the pic

Dow rises to 13,000 points
That's the highest in four years


The Dow Jones industrial average made a run at 13,000 on Tuesday, powered higher by a
long-awaited bailout deal for Greece and strong corporate earnings reports at home.

The Dow came within five points of the milestone an hour and a half into the trading day.
Just after 11 a.m. EST, the average was up 43 points at 12,993.

The Dow hasn't seen 13,000 since May 20, 2008, before Bush's financial crisis brought the
U.S. economy to its knees.  The U.S. stock market has climbed steadily this year,
primarily because of optimism about the way Obama is handling the economy.

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Subject: Monkey Mail

Hey Bart,
I thought I had smoked too much purple when I read this guys rant..
Pardon the language but.... he's fucking KRAZY... IMHO
Don't know how you keep it together!
Best regards, leaving for AZ for a few months,
but will check in on old Bart

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Can Jeb save the GOP?
by Joe Conason

Rumors and whispers of a late presidential bid by Jeb Bush are difficult to consider seriously - if only
because the deadlines to enter primary contests have past, the necessary money and campaign staff are
not in place, and the mechanisms for a "brokered convention" do not exist. And yet some worried
Republicans are evidently imagining a rescue by the former Florida Governor.
Such fantasies arise from the unappetizing choices that now confront Republican voters. But if Jeb Bush
were to enter the field, as he has wisely declined to do so far, the public scrutiny that has damaged the
current candidates so badly would turn toward him - and swiftly reveal enormous political baggage.
What Florida voters once accepted (or ignored) might well horrify the national electorate today.
The first obstacle that Jeb would have to surmount is that to most Americans outside the Sunshine State,
he is known only as the brother of George W. Bush, most recently named one of the two worst presidents
in the past half-century - rated just above Nixon.


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Subject: Michigan greetings...

About Romney here in Michigan...

Robo calls 4 or 5 times a day received here from Romney
and I wonder if he is trying to lose by irritating people?

The GM thing will surely kill his chances as almost everyone here
knows or has a relative that works for GM direct or indirect.

As a good Democrat I intend to cross over (allowed here) and vote for
the worst possible Repug for Obama to beat.... anyone say Santoruim?

Pete, let's hope, if Santorum gets the nomination, Obama will choose
to actually come to work and actually fight the GOP bastards.

I think Obama should say,

"If you young gals are ready to try to feed 10-12 kids each,
  vote for Santorum because that's what he has planned for you."

...but Obama might considered listing the facts to be rude.

Did you hear Man-on-Dog say "Pre-natal care means more abortions?"

That's today's GOP: Against pre-natal care.

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SNL Gambles on Lindsey Lohan
Is this where her comeback begins?


It appears Lindsay Lohan is taking some positive steps to boost her struggling career.
First stop: "Saturday Night Live." The actress will be hosting the show's March 3 episode.
Although Lohan is still doing community service as part of her probation, it's on track to end
in late March. And in an attempt to remind people that she's an actress first, she's returning
to the Studio 8-H for her fourth time as host.
Lohan seems very excited about the return to network TV (in something that isn't the news).
She and her mother, Dina, have both tweeted about it, writing, "SNL! I love @NBC !!!!!!!!"
Lohan has even gone so far as to beg Alec Baldwin to make a walk-on appearance on her episode.
Baldwin currently holds the record for hosting the most episodes of "SNL."  (16 times).



Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, how many emails did you receive asking "what car?"

Tom, that's all I got - nobody even took a guess.

The car has something to do with the orginal Star Trek.

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

Bart – that's Bob Keeshan, better known as Captain Kangaroo. 
I got kids who watched him, that's how I know.

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Name that Food 


Subject: last issue's Food Mystery     Link

Bart, that's Cinnamon French Toast with Apricot Sauce,

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City with the really cool ocean mist is Cape Town, South Africa.


Subject: former issue's mystery city

Former Issue's Mystery City? 

the Oculus at the top of The Museum of Islamic Art
in the Qatari capital Doha and designed by architect I. M. Pei.
Interior Design by Jean-Michel Wilmotte. Inaugurated on November 22, 2008.
  Tom Bales

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's Admiral Chester Nimitz, namesake of the currently serving nuclear aircraft carrier.
Big Boy

One of my favorite lines in of Midway is when Henry Fonda (Nimitz) says,
"Yes, it is a great victory, but I want that fourth carrier!"

I have an opinion on that, Bart

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