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Weekend-Monday,  March 31-April 2,  2012    Vol 2852 - Johnny X-ray

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Trayvon cried out for help
Arrow Barbour helps Iran with Nukes
Horendo: "I'm such a douche":
Arrow Current TV fires Olbermann
Arrow Is Greta Wrong About This?
Arrow Goldman's underage sex site
Arrow Newly-single Jennie Garth


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--  NYWTimes movie reviwer Richard Corliss reviewing James Cameron's Titanic,
          which went on to be the biggest box-office smash of all time

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Experts: Trayvon cried out for help
Racist shooter tried to claim that was his voice

George Zimmerman, the racist who hunted young Black men for sport, was not the one screaming
for help on the 911 tapes of the incident, according to two forensic experts who analyzed the evidence.
Trayvon Martin's family has insisted from the beginning that their son was the one heard screaming on
the recordings, though Zimmerman's family disagreed, Slate reported. Zimmerman has claimed he shot
Martin as an act of self-defense, and told police he was the one screaming for help.

Tom Owen, a forensic consultant and chair of the American Board of Recorded Evidence, used voice
identification software to analyze the 9-1-1 tapes. Experts concluded that the voice calling for help is
not Zimmerman.

"We can say with reasonable scientific certainty that it's not Zimmerman," Owen said.

So, the liar gets caught again.

Racist or not, those cops need to make an arrest now.

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Barbour helps Iran with Nukes
He lobbied for Iran's reactor builder
Suddebly, pardons are the least of his problems


GOP power broker Haley Barbour's lobby shop, BGR Group, represents a Russian bank
that has financed a company that helped build Iran's Bushehr nuclear power plant. The bank
is owned by a secretive oligarch, Mikhail Fridman, who has met at least twice with White House
officials in the last few years, according to visitor logs.

Barbour, one of the most influential Republicans within the party, considered a bid for the
2012 GOP presidential nomination and has been speculated about as a possible VP pick.
Last year, he called Iran "the number one threat to peace and stability."

Political saber-rattling in Washington is tempered by the lure of lobbying dollars that
his firm represents a bank that has apparently helped fund Iran's nuclear aspirations.

Two thoughts:
Why does Haley Barbour hate America?
No doubt, Obama will want to "look forward" concerning Barbour's crimes.

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Marty always has good stuff.

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This is what they mean...

...when they say, "We want our country back."

Sarah Palin Nude


Subject: Pink Slime is Bad Journalism

The whole pink slime controversy is an example of how poor journalism is in this country.
If it's pink and it's slimy it must be bad. Actually what they call "pink smile" is a lower fat meat
than the meat they are adding it to, which is after all the rotting carcass of a dead cow.

Technically we're all made out of pink slime. If journalists had any
white smile between their ears they would understand that.
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Horendo Revolver: "I'm such a douche"

In an interview on Sunday night with Trayvon Martin's parents, Geraldo Rivera looked to
make amends for his controversial comments surrounding the death of their son.

Rivera held a six-minute interview with Tracy Martin and Sybrina Fulton on "Horendo At Large,"
offering sympathy from the start. He opened the interview by thanking them for coming on the show
and "please -- this is the first time I've spoken to you -- accept my condolences for your awful loss."

In unison, Martin's parents responded with a "thank you."

Earlier on Sunday afternoon, Rivera tweeted about the appearance by Martin's parents:

Horendo forgot the basic rule:

If you don't act like a douche, then you don't
have to apologize for acting like a douche, afterwards.

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Olbermann fired from Current TV
I don't even get Current TV and I get everything


Keith Olbermann is looking for a new job after less than a year as a talk show host at Current TV.

Current TV founders Al Gore (Al Gore?  Why does that name sound familiar?) and Joel Hyatt said
the network was "founded on the values of respect, openness, collegiality, and loyalty to our viewers.
Unfortunately these values are no longer reflected in our relationship with Keith Olbermann and we have ended it."

It is known that the temperamental Olbermann repeatedly clashed with his employers. During the primary season
he declined to host certain hours of election coverage and has missed a number of regular broadcasts,
as well as complaining about technical problems he said undermined his show.

Current considered some of those missed shows to be in "serial, material breach of his contract,"
terming them "unauthorized absences."

Really, Keith?
You walked away from a $50M job because you didn't want to come to work?

Who's going to hire a guy who "declines" to come to work?

Olbermann vows to sue Current TV
Of course, more enemies is good news for Keefe


Who's going to hire a guy who sues for getting fired for bad ratings?

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Subject: spike lee

Spike Lee tweeted what he thought was the address of George Zimmerman to his 240,000-odd followers. Oops.
The wrong George Zimmerman received thousands of menacing calls and letters.

To make things even worse Spike figured that George might be hiding
at his daddy’s house so he tweeted the address of Robert Zimmerman…
 Greg at


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Premier Toonist Wolf Grulkey is running for congress

Subject: A solution to the Nation's Broccoli Obsession

Once again I find myself in a position to solve one of the nation's most important problems:
the right wing's preoccupation with broccoli.

The Supreme Court's Republicans believe that passing the Affordable Health Care bill is akin to
making the nation eat this healthy and delicious vegetable. I remembered back in recent history
that Bush the elder did not like broccoli but that Hillary ...Clinton said, "who doesn't like broccoli?"

Well it seems there is a correlation between the liking of broccoli and the liberalism of politics.
Maybe its just that liberals have figured out how to cook this vegetable properly. In the hopes
that more people will like broccoli and thus will be less likely to be Republican I offer my recipe:

Take fresh broccoli wash it in cold water for a 1/2 hour. Break into small florets and discard
the larger steams. Heat water in steamer or sauce pan with a fitted collander to boiling.

Place broccoli in steamer with liberal amount of kosher salt and shut lid.
Cook for 1 minute until you begin to smell broccoli test maybe cook a minute longer until it is
at its brightest green color. Remove and blanch in cold water to discontinue cooking.

Do not smother the broccoli with cheese or anything else stupid to hide the flavor.
Cook your broccoli like this and maybe your children will not grow up to be Republicans.
  Nancy M

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Goldman Sachs underage sex website
The'll screw anything - even if it's nailed down


A private equity fund run by Goldman Sachs Group Inc, under fire over its business ethics,
has agreed to sell back its stake in a media company that critics say facilitates sex trafficking.

GS Capital Partners III on Friday signed a deal to sell its 16 percent stake in Village Voice Media,
which owns the website, back to management, a Goldman liar said Sunday.

The divestiture is the latest development in a growing controversy over online adult advertising that
has pitted celebrities, law enforcement, Congress and The New York Whore Times against Village
Voice Media, a private media company that makes millions from online adult services.

So what does that really mean?

Goldman johns no longer get their 20% discount when raping underage boys?

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Can you guess the movie?


Subject: your movie quiz

Is it really just going to be about sunglasses?


GKR, only thru April.

For May, we're doing "Guess which movie this shoe was in."

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Subject: Trayvon pics

The picture of "Trayvon" as a gangster is not him. 


Michelle Malkin got busted on this

  Eric X

So, they tried to Brietbart us?
How racist of the gun nuts to "gansta" Trayvon up.

Subject: gangsta photo NOT Trayvon

Hey Bart,

Even Michelle Malkin (R-batshit crazy) has admitted that the photo is not him. 
She apologized for running the photo, amazingly enough. 
Saw her admission on tbogg but I don't know where he found it.

If this wasn't so tragic it would be amusing how the right-wing racists (at the risk
of being redundant) are scrambling to demonize a 17-year old kid.

I think this Trayvon episode is very revealing.
I think it shows that the GOP sees blacks as nothing more than trash in the street.

Who cares how many of them die?
The real problem is who's going to clean it up.

Republicans seem confused why a nation is outraged about this murder.
I mean, those people kill each other all the time, don't they?

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Am I Wrong About This?
by Greta, the Wonder Horse


Striking down Obamacare could really rev up the president's base -- add fuel to their current political
mantra fire about a 'war on women.' I can think of the ads now, can't you?  Striking the law down,
on the other hand, could really be used to put political panic in his supporters.

Plus... if the law is stricken, less-than-enthusiastic Republican voters, and the independents furious about
health care may not find their way to the polls come November if they get rid of the health care law.

What do you think? Am I wrong?

No, Greta, you're not wrong, you're last.

Everyone with a nickle's worth of political sense said all that a week ago,
and you're just now getting around to wondering if this might be a possibility?

No wonder you're the only "journalist" Palin will talk to.

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Subject: Once again Bart, you are absolutely right...

If you're involved in a life or death struggle with someone else and
you're reaching for a gun, you aren't screaming...  you're aiming.

You may be breathing heavy, even panting, but you won't be shrieking like a teenager...
you'll be concentrating with all your power on where you're going to put that bullet.

Because in order to win you have to be focused on what you're going to do...
and crying, screaming or yelling for help takes all that focus away.

Ask any hunter, if fact ask anyone who owns a gun...
They Know.

Zimmerdick, his Daddy Judge, the Sanford PD and the County Prosecutor are all LYING
about what happened... and the proof is in Dee Dee's ears...and the EMT's report...

because I wouldn't trust the county coroner on this one.
 Justin D



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Bart, when I saw last issue's D-L-D   I "lizzed." 
(30 Rock fans will understand.)

Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, that's a Kaiser Darrin-161 sports car, named for its designer Howard Darrin.
Handcrafted of Fiberglass, the Darrin weighed only 2,175 pounds and had the lowest
center of gravity of any American production car.
  Richard  C

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Today's Mystery Celebrity


Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

that's the lovely Julie Newmar.  She was famous briefly in the 1964-65 tv season
for being in "My Living Doll" with Robert Cummings. It was inspired by "My Favorite Martian".

She was a partially live android that he was to take charge of  to keep her protected from the military! 
The show gave us the phrase: "Does not compute".  It was cancelled after 1 season as it was up against Bonanza. 
I was only 9 at the time but watched every week.

Of course Ms. Newmar went on to become Cat Woman to Adam West's Batman!
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness

We don't have a "brush" today because you didn't send yours in.

If you sent one amd I didn't run it, please re-send.

We need more Greatness stories

Wildlife Close-up  


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Subject: GOP 2012 ticket...

Hey, Bart.

And if Santorum runs as Romney's veep wouldn't that make him Man-on-Dog-on-Roof?

 ha ha

I'm having some difficulty getting this image out of my mind, with Mitt at the wheel careening
all over the place, the dog's tongue and ears flapping in the wind, and Santorum wearing a
cowboy hat while riding that pooch like Slim Pickens riding the nuke to earth in Dr. Strangelove.

Damn, I can't stop laughing either.

ha ha

Make him stop!

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Genoa, Italy.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery ?

That’s legendary Alabama football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant in his WWII navy uniform
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Rich wins the Corvette!

We have black and white - no red.

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-- almost always books, rather than big- or even medium-ticket items, but still...
Maybe this pittance will make up for that.
Keep up the great job -- Dan in Montgomery

Dan, thanks for that.

If some rich Democrat could throw $30,000-$60,000 my way
it would sure take the pressure off for the upcoming political season.

Think of the tax deduction!

I hate to spend time every day trying to raise money.

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