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Tuesday,  May 1,  2012    Vol 2868 - Embellished arc

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Murdoch "not fit" for News Corpse
Arrow Bill Clinton to the Rescue
Christie: I may be Romney's VP
Arrow Common-Good Conservatism
Arrow TV's Gift to Bad Actors
Arrow Osama considered name change
Arrow Country Music's Taylor Swift


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He's been advertising with us for many years.

"Keith Olbermann has burned more bridges than the arsonist of Madison County.
  He has more pink slips than Marcus Bachmann."
--  Jimmy Kimmel at the WHCD on Saturday,     Link

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Murdoch "not fit" to run News Corpse
Says U.K. phone-hacking committee


The parliamentary committee that's been investigating U.K. phone-hacking and media ethics
released its much-anticipated report on Tuesday in London, concluding Rupert Murdoch, News Corp.
chairman and chief executive, is "not fit" to lead a major international media company.

Murdoch, the select committee found, "turned a blind eye and exhibited willful blindness
to what was going on in his companies and publications."

The report also concluded James Murdoch, Rupert's son showed a "willful ignorance"
of the phone-hacking activity that occurred on his watch.

That's bullshit and I can prove it in three sentences.

1. You can't have a million-dollar bribe fund without the owner's knowledge.
2. Did Murdoch set up millions of dollars to be used as Petty Cash without any oversight?
3. Who thinks Murdoch got super-rich by letting millions of dollars slip away without him
    knowing where it went?

Trust me - he knew where the bribe money was going.

His companies came uo with impossible scoops year after year after year,
but Murdich didn't know where these "miracle scoops" were coming from?

Somebody had to approve of the millions spent on bribes.
It seems obvious that someone is STILL getting paid to look the other way.

Isn't this also true of the Wal-Mart scandal in Mexico?
At Wal-Mart, if your cash register is off 50 cents, the floor manager will sit down with
the cashier for hours and go over every transaction looking for that missing 50 cents.

Yet $25M in bribes was paid to corrupt Mexican officials
and Bentonville HQ had "no idea" that money was missing?

I know when I'm being lied to.
Super-greedy Rethugs can't claim "I didn't know" when millions go missing.

You don't get to be super-rich by "not knowing" where the missing millions went.
Wal-Mart didn't get 10,000 Super-stores by not keeping a close eye on their cash.


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Bill Clinton to the Rescue
Isn't it a little early for Obama's "rescue?"


The high-profile help that he’s lending Barack Obama – starring in a campaign video about bin Laden’s killing,
headlining a fundraiser in Virginia last night, plotting campaign strategy with top Obama lieutenants – speaks to
Bill Clinton’s unique status among former presidents: Not since Theodore Roosevelt a century ago has one
managed to remain such a political force after leaving office.

Clinton is more popular than ever right now, notching a 67-29 percent favorable in one recent poll, which helps
explain why Obama is eager to enlist him in what should be a tight general election campaign. There really is no
modern precedent for a former president being so politically engaged after leaving the White House.

They say Big Dog is popular with working-class whites, a group Obama isn't carrying too well.

If Clinton can deliver Ohio and Pennsylvania for Obama, what will he want in return?

Sec. of State in his wife's administration?

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Christie: I may be Dog-on-Roof's VP


Chris Christie, the Pigboy lookalike governor of New Jersey, has been careful to say that he is not
"campaigning" to become Mitt Romney's running mate, but he's certainly open to accepting the job.
Christie said he could be convinced to join the Republican presidential ticket.

"He might be able to convince me," Christie said in reference to Romney. "He's a convincing guy."

Just last week, Christie assured constituents that he would fulfill his entire term as governor,
which ends January 2014.

I think the White House would welcome Christie to the big race.

Like with Der Monkey Fuhrer, Christie's  initial "charm" could turn into a negative.
Two Northeastern liberals representing today's Teabagging GOP?

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Subject: "I'm gonna clean your clock!"

Language IS a funny thing...  as a foreigner who lived in your country for 11 years,
I was always amazed at the amount of colloquial sayings you Americans have,
and particularly when it comes to violence and threats:

"I'm gonna clean your clock" - why thank you sir, that is very kind of you...
my clock has been a bit off lately and I think it may be to dust buildup in the mechanism.

"I'll show that guy a thing or two" - how generous of you to share your knowledge with others.

"he's got another thing coming" - oh, you don't say? 
When did the first thing arrive? And what was it, anyway?

But then language changed... and people stopped talking like an old 1930's movie:

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck" - No wiggle room for misunderstandings.

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

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Marty always has good stuff.

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Common-Good Conservatism
Does it even exist?


American conservatism has degenerated into an intellectually and morally bankrupt ideology.
It offers nothing more than bumper-sticker slogans that pander to the prejudices and ignorance
of the lowest common denominator in order to enrich and empower an oligarchic elite.

Angry, cruel and sneering, it is exemplified by the carnival barkers on talk radio and Fox News.
High in volume, but devoid of substance, it has no long-term future because it lacks credible
solutions to the range of very real problems American society is facing.
Indeed, what passes for "conservatism" today is actually nothing of the sort. Modern American
conservatism has forgotten its rich legacy and betrayed its best traditions. It has become infected
with a virulent strain of extreme libertarianism heavily influenced by the thinking of Ayn Rand.

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Sarah Palin Nude


Osama considered name change


Hunkered down in Abbottabad, bin Laden anguished as al-Qaida suffered "disaster after disaster,"
encouraged its operatives to flee to areas "away from aircraft photography and bombardment" and
even thought about changing the name of his notorious international terrorist network, John Brennan
said in a speech on Monday.

Brennan, Obama's Assistant for Homeland Security, said Bin Laden himself "agreed that 'a large portion'
of Muslims around the world 'have lost their trust' in al-Qaida," he continued.

"So damaged is al-Qaida's image that bin Laden even considered changing its name.'"

Looks like bin Laden wanted to follow in the footsteps of Blackwater and Philip Morris.

Cheney's boys, once known as Blackwater Worldwide, changed their name to Xe Services and then
changed it again to Academi because they had a reputation for murdering so many innocent people.

Philip Morris, who killed more Americans than al Qaeda and Der Monkey Fuhrer combined,
changed their name to the very non-bloody Altria Group Inc.

That's how it works in America.
You can kill as many people as you want - that's OK.

Just change your name and all is forgiven.

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Subject: listing the facts is wrong

It's bad enough that the rethugs knock Obama,we need some blue dog nut like Huffinton siding with them.
The Dems have Blue Dogs to back stab, where are the Repug red dogs knocking the GOP?

We Dems sure know how to turn a sure win into a defeat.

I don't know buy maybeee...

Now that Arianna has, what is it, $315M?
Maybe she's not the "progressive" she was when she only had $7M. 

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"I would 'F' Meredith Viera, I would marry Jane Pauley
  and I would kill Debra Norville."
--  The Today Show's Al Roker, playing "F, Marry Kill" on Howard Stern

 I'm sure all three women are very proud.

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TV's Gift to Bad Actors
January Jones, Stana Katic can't act


"Mad Men” and ABC’s “Castle” don’t seem to have much in common: One is the best show on television,
and the other is a perfectly serviceable will-they-won’t-they series on ABC. But both “Mad Men” and “Castle”
contain frosty, unlikable, not-very-good actresses in pivotal roles — January Jones as Betty Draper and Stana Katic
as Detective Kate Beckett, the romantic lead playing across from the antic Nathan Fillion — and it hardly matters
to the series’ well-being at all.

Betty is a very interesting character, but having seen Jones on “Saturday Night Live” and in “X-Men: First Class,”
in which she could barely play an actual Ice Queen, I have no lingering doubts about her skill set. Meanwhile, the
consistently highly-rated “Castle” has gained quite a following, despite the fact that Katic makes “Bones” seem
emotionally intuitive and empathic. My point here is not to rag on Jones and Katic, so much as marvel at how
little their failings have mattered to the shows they work on. Television is very kind to bad actors.

I think it's cowardly to go after some low-paid TV actresses when you have can't-act lumps like Tom Cruise,
Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Will Farrell and Harrison Ford who've been making $20M a film for decades.

How BFEE, to whine about some girls making $30K per episode while non-actor men OWN Hollywood.

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Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, the mystery car remains unidentified

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The GOP's War on Women

When Obama said, "Let's not double the interest rate on student loans,"
the GOP said, "Fine, we can take the money out of women's health."

They hate women.

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

your Mystery Celebrity is Angie Dickinson.
Michael in Denver

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The Last Day of the War

by Richard Fricker


Wildlife Close-up  



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Subject: Democrats don't believe in defending themselves?


That is just about the stupidest fucking thing you have ever uttered.


You're saying most liberals have guns and are ready to use them?
You think, in a gun fight, libs & cons are about even?

I'm not sure you have your finger on the pulse...

If I tell two Democrats I own guns, one faints
and the other smiles and says, "You're kidding, right?"

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is part of the Atlantis group on Paradise Island - a fabulous place.
 M Weiss

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery ?

That's Ronald Reagan (standing) in this October 3, 1946 file photo with (L to R)
Jane (I ain't no extra) Wyman, Henry Fonda, Boris Karloff and Gene Kelly during an
emergency meeting of the Screen Actors Guild at the Los Angeles Legion Stadium to
discuss the film strike.

Reagan, the 40th President of the United States of America, was instrumental in
bringing about the collapse of communism and an end to the Cold War. 

Nelson, you forgot to mention Reagan found the cure for polio  :)
Plus, Reagan averaged 4 holes-in-one in every round of golf he played.

Jane Wyman also played Spock's Mother on the original Star Trek
so that would make Reagan Spock's ex-father-in-law?


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