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Thurs-Friday,  May 31-June 1,  2012    Vol 2884 - Predator president? 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Hoekstra wants "Birther' Office
Arrow Snake-handler dies from Bite
A Tactic for Democrats
Arrow Pants on Fire Romney
Arrow Shirley to the Rescue  
Arrow Court: Anti-Gay Law Illegal
Arrow UN Representative Angelina Jolie


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Hoekstra wants "Birther' Office
Michigan handjob hates Muslins, negroes and foreigners


U.S. Senate candidate Pete Hoekstra (R-Douche) told Michigan Teabaggers that John
McCain failed to press the birther issue properly in the 2008 campaign.

Hoekstra, talking about Obama’s birth certificate, said he believes the country should establish
a national office that would vet and confirm a candidate’s ability to run for the presidency.

"Hoeky"  never addresses whether he believes the president’s birth certificate is legitimate,
but he makes it clear that he believes McCain made a mistake.

“I think with this president, the book is closed. The argument, it’s kind of like, I hate to say it
but I think the debates over,” Hoekstra said. “We lost that debate and we lost that debate in 2008
when our presidential nominee said ‘I ain’t talking about it.’

“I’d love to give you an answer and say I’m gonna fight it, we’re gonna beat it
and we’re gonna win it. I think it wasn’t fought and we lost,” he said later.

Butt Pete, if that argument is over, why do YOU keep bringing it up?

Besides, I can see how you rubes think Obama pulled a fast one on you,
but his story was good enough to get past Hillary - so that makes him a lock.

But wait a minute, a few years ago, when Gov. Musclehead won in California, YOU guys
started that "who needs to be a citizen?" crap when you thought it might help your side.

Yeah, Musclehead would've made a great president
"I love da tiddys and da dope and sexing
  the family maid and tings of dis nature...."


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Snake-handler dies from Bite
Guess which party he belonged to...


A snake-handling Pentecostal who witnessed his father die in a similar fashion, died Sunday after he
was bitten by a poisonous snake he had owned for years.  "Mack" Wolford, 44, was reportedly one of
the few pastors who openly shared his beliefs about Christians being commanded by Jesus in the Bible
to take up serpents without fear of death.

To sane people, that means, "This book is, at best, some parable that's not to be talken seriously."
To the religiously insane, it's a How-To book on getting to Heaven.

Wolford, pastor of House of the Lord Jesus in Matoaka, W. Va., died at a relative's home May 27 after
he sat down next to a yellow timber rattlesnake and was bitten in the thigh during an afternoon service.

The service soon came to a halt and Wolford was taken to his relative's home to recover from the
poisonous bite -- a common occurrence for the charismatic Christian who grew up with a father who
also preached snake-handling during his ministry. Wolford died about 10 p.m.

The pastor, noted for his enthusiasm for sharing his belief that Jesus calls on his followers in passages
like Mark 16:17-18 to handle snakes, was officially declared dead Monday at Bluefield Medical Center.
It appears that no one aware of Wolford's condition had called emergency services for helpt.

Well you can't call for help because that's calling God's book a liar.
Can't have that.

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Subject: "What else would you expect from these Dixie flag worshippers?"

Bart, In all of my adult life (I will turn 80 in November);  I've never seen anything
even close to what's going on with this Extreme Right Wing:  They seem to have gone Viral;

Such desperation; and mostly because of the their  being racist; 
A nicer and smarter person than President Obama does not exist. 

They're violent because they have not been able to rake in billions of dollars with
this president as they did during the eight long years of Cheney-Bush-Rove administration.

Pretending they're concerned about jobs for the middle class, is nothing but garbage;
they couldn't care less about people "beneath them."

Fox "News"? is one of the biggest contributors of lies and untruths.
Why are they considered a news media anyway?? beats me.
 Marian in Missouri

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Subject: Birther thing can backfire

OK - lets just admit it! We live in a world where "stupid" is becoming the new "smart".

Case in point is The Donald claiming that Obama wasn't born in America. Not only is this
an assault on our collective IQ, but the message actually works against Republicans because
it turns out - they are the ones whose presidential candidates are foreign born.

Case in point - 2008 - John McCain. McCain was born in Panama.
Although there are likely a number of plausible exceptions, John McCain
has never explained it. And quite frankly, I'm still curious to hear it.

But McCain wasn't the first foreign born Republican candidate for president.
Mitt Romney's own father, George Romney, was born in Mexico, yet he ran in
the 1968 presidential election. And the reason he was born in Mexico is because
his grandfather fled the United States to Mexico where he wouldn't be arrested
because he had 5 wives.

George Bush at least was a real Texan who was born in New Haven Connecticut.

 ha ha

So the way I see it Obama is clearly a naturally born US citizen where Romney
is the son of a Mexican immigrant who illegally tried to run for president.

Seems to me that the issue itself works for Obama and against Romney.
So Donald, are you listening to me?
Not only is the issue stupid, but even raising the issue works against your guy.
You are totally ruining the illusion that billionaires are supposed to be the
smart people who we trust are going to trickle down on us and call it rain.
 Marc Perkel

Many Teabaggers and right-winger say McCain lost because he failed
to hit Obama hard enough on Rev Wright and the birth certificate crap.

That sounds like great strategery, Dog-on-Roof.

Hey, I'll give you guys an Obama scandal for free:

My sources say Obama fathered two children with a Black woman - ha ha

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A Tactic for Democrats

If our Democrats want to win this next election (should I bother to finish the thought?)
here's a tactic they should try - why?  Because it's free, easy and effective.

Because it's free, easy and effective, they'd never consider using it, but here goes:
Every Democrat on every talk show should say something like,
"I think the GOP's war on women will be the deciding factor in November."

Just hammer that point home on FOX, CNN, MSNBC, Meet the Whore etc.
Soon everyone will weigh in with an opinion on how true that is, but it damn sure
can't be discounted so I think it forces the GOP into one of two positions:

A. Fuck you, there is no war on women, the Dems are lying again," which won;t fly.
B. Yes, OK, we got a little carried away with our war on women and we apologize for thast."

MAKE them admit, months before the election, that they have had a war on women.
a free, easy and effective way to list the facts - that they DO have a war on women.

So the next time the DNC asks you for a contribution, remind them they have
easy and effective tools that they are refusing to use in a war we can't afford to lose.

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Find the Frog

He's dead-center in the middle.
He's facing 10 o'clock and his butt is at 4 o'clock.

Sorry for those who were driven crazy  :)

Subject: Abortion question

Do you think the GOP/religious-right/woman-haters have considered the fact
that if poor Black and Latino women can’t afford abortions there will be more
Blacks and Latinos born making whites a minority?

Are the haters OK with that?
 David in Savannah, GA

One: They don't think things thru.  That's why they only run morons for president.
Two: They think the Blacks and the poor should stop "doing it," as tho whites and
         the rich would give up sex if it they thought it would help.
Three: Republicans are the most anti-Christian people in America.

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Pants on Fire Romney

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Subject: Back alley abortions

I’m willing to ferry women by boat from Detroit to Windsor, ONT,
if abortion is made illegal in the US.  I just need to get a boat.

The city of Ann Arbor has a law on their books that if the USA or
the State of Michigan makes abortion illegal, it is still legal in AA.

I’m not sure that a city full of unarmed pacifists could withstand
a raid by the federal government, if it came to it, though.
 Sue in Michigan


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Shirley to the Rescue
Don't slap a girl when Shirley's in the room

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Garbage star Shirley Manson halted a show in New Jersey on Saturday night to reprimand a man
she saw hit a woman in the audience.  The flame-haired Scot was doing "Stupid Girl" at the House
of Blues in Atlantic City when the incident went down.

Manson urged her bandmates to stop playing and yelled, "Get the fuck off her right now...
Dude, never hit a fucking woman. What the fuck is wrong with you, man?"

She then asked the fan to leave the venue.

Shirley has some AXL in her - she can go off at any time.

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Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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Sarah Palin Nude


Court: Anti-Gay Law Illegal
Down with America's caste system


A federal appeals court Thursday declared that the Defense of Marriage Act unconstitutionally
denies federal benefits to married gay couples, a groundbreaking ruling all but certain to wind up
before the Republican-owned U.S. Supreme Court.

In its unanimous decision, the three-judge panel of the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Boston
said the 1996 law that defines marriage as a union between a man and a woman deprives gay couples
of the rights and privileges granted to heterosexual couples.

The court didn't rule on the law's more politically combustible provision, which said states without
same-sex marriage cannot be forced to recognize gay unions performed in states where it's legal.

Anybody see the paralles to the GOP's hatred of Martin Luther King Day?
Remember how they voted to fight that great American hero from being honored
because the Republicans didn't like the skin color that God gave him?

And remember what happened?
The Super Bowl moved away from Phoenix when AZ voted against that holiday.

Remember how they didn't used to let women vote?
Then someone said, "We should stop the hate," and that wall came down.

Remember how they didn't used to let Blacks vote?
Then someone said, "We should stop the hate," and that wall came down.

Remember how they didn't used to let whites and Blacks marry?
Then someone said, "We should stop the hate," and that wall came down.

We currently don't allow gays to marry.

When will someone say, "We should stop the hate," and tear down that wall?

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Subject: Re: Spending $1 Billion against Obama (Vol. 2883)

Bart, you wrote:

> But, of course, it wouldn't be fair to saddle the bastards with a semi-unfair nickname.”

The Daughters of the Confederacy might object to being compared to Rethuglicans.  
  Patrick B

Every time a Rethug says "Democrat Party," we should counter with "Confederates,"
and if that doesn't make them back off, we call them "Republicunts."

It's not our fault of the shoe fits.

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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana

Send Tom some encouragement on Facebook and
Friend him or Like him - Twitter his hashtag or whatever.

Let's get Tom 100,000 followers.

"I might get 20 years in federal prison because
  our president has a problem with legal pot laws."


Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison,
a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter.

He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business
that was helping sick people.

So, what's the lesson here - don't follow the law?

Maybe second-term Obama will help overturn the craziness of first-term Obama.

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Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrit
y?   That's a picture wife, Morgan Fairchild. 
Yeah.   Yeah, that's the ticket... My wife, Morgan Fairchild.
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Subject: wildlife questions    Link

Hey Bart,

That's a European kingfisher.
They like certain spots to perch on to go diving for fish.
The photographer got to one while the bird was away and just hung out for a few hours for the return.

He had some buddy on the river bank take the photo when the bird returned.


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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City? I believe that it is Singapore.
 ~ Tony in Philly

That's an ugly city... 

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery  is Tommy DeCarlo the lead singer of "Boston."
The wife went by the computer while I was looking at today's History Mystery and she
mumbles "Why are you looking at a photo of Tommy DeCarlo?" Now "she's" a fan of Bartcop.
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