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Wednesday,  July 18,  2012    Vol 2906 - White steamer







In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Obama's Swift-boat tactics?
Arrow Pigoy: I watch Jon Stewart, too
Arrow
Pink Panty Sheriff now Top Birther
Arrow Transfers for Penn State players?
Arrow Toronto Shooting: 2 Dead
Arrow Dallas Cowboy beats up Mom
Arrow Blue Blood's  Jennifer Esposito

    




















Quotes

"I wish this president would learn how to be an American."
    --
   John Sununu (R-Thug) speaking for Romney,  
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Obama's Swift-boat tactics
Why does Yahoo News hate the president?
 
by Rick Klein, Amy Walter, Richard Coolidge & Sherisse Pham

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The Obama campaign is going retro, circa 2004. Back then, Bush supporters attacked John Kerry
on what was supposed to be Kerry's greatest strength -- his military service. But the Swift Boat bastards
undermined that strength, calling into question Kerry's credentials and military awards. And thus was born
"swiftboating" -- a term used to describe unfair or untrue political attacks.

The latest wave of Obama attacks is like Bain boating. The president's re-election campaign is armed with
surrogates tasked with specific duties, making the case that voters should be questioning Mitt Romney's taxes,
off-shore accounts, and his record at Bain Capital. They are probing for different weaknesses, and aggressively
attacking Romney at a time when voters should be talking about negative job numbers.

And they've succeeded.

Romney has been unable to effectively respond to the attacks.


I can't believe it took four morons to write this piece of shit.

They explain that "swiftboating" means "to attack someone falesely" then they say Obama
is guilty of "swiftboating" because he questions what Romney is hiding when he can't say
where he worked from 1999-2002 or release his tax returns.

Swift-boating is lying.
Swift-boat is saying "Kerry is a coward who never served it battle."

Meanwhile, Kerry didn't have the brains to say, "So how'd I get Charlie shrapnel in my ass?
It's still in there, mother-effer - want to see my goddamn x-rays?

But no, Kerry couldn't figure that out.

Let's hope this current Massechusetts liberal is just as ineffective as Kerry was.



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Pigboy: I watch Jon Stewart, too
He's crying about the "Bane" villian in Batman
  
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So, anyway, this evil villain in the new Batman movie is named Bane. And there's now a
discussion out there as to whether or not this is purposeful and whether or not it will influence voters.

It's gonna have a lot of people. This movie, the audience is gonna be huge. A lot of people are gonna
see the movie, and it's a lot of brain-dead people, entertainment, the pop culture crowd, and they're
gonna hear Bane in the movie and they're gonna associate Bain. The thought is that when they start
paying attention to the campaign later in the year, and Obama and the Democrats keep talking about Bain,
Romney and Bain, that these people will think back to the Batman movie, "Oh, yeah, I know who that is."

(laughing) There are some people who think it'll work.
Others think you're really underestimating the American people to think that will work.


I agree, Rush.

Warner Brothers has - wild guess - $200,000,000 tied up in this Batman movie,
and instead of concentrating on the best ways to get their borrowed money back,
they're probably working on ways to help Obama.

Sure, Rush, that's exactly what's going on here.



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Pink Panty Sheriff now Top Birther
says he has 'proof' Obama's birth certificate is fake




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Investigators for Arizona's Pink Panty Sheriff say Obama's birth certificate is definitely fraudulent.

Arizona's Pink Panty Sheriff's posse said in March that there was probable cause that Obama's
long-form birth certificate released in April 2011 was a computer-generated forgery.

Arpaio's investigation is intended to draw attention away from problems within his own agency,
such as hundreds of sex-crime cases that the sheriff's office failed to adequately investigate.


Why don't Rethugs understand that wackos like Arizona's Pink Panty Sheriff
are driving sane people out of the GOP in droves?


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Subject: Mitt ads on Bartcop

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Anything that helps ole BART stay afloat. I thought it was particularly funny that right next to
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Hope Mitt "Guy Smiley" Romney and his team keep up the good work using their campaign
donations to help support the survival of my homepage since 2002, BARTCOP.COM!
 
Swing that sum-bitch, hammer-man!
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Transfers for Penn State players?

There's the one thing they can't do...

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I think the Penn State teams need a time out - maybe a year or two.

The first thing that has to happen is anyone who was within a whiff of this has to resign - at least.
Those that helped cover-up probably need to do some jail time as a warning to others covering up.

The LAST thing they should do is say,
"Paterno's dead and the Monster's in jail, so let's move on."

No.
We need to talk sports death penalty. Years ago, SMU got a death penalty (a year or two)
and their crime was recruiting violations - not organized serial rape of kids for decades.

I hate to see the popcorn guys and beer vendors get hurt, but something drastic
needs to happen so Penn State can say, convincingly, "OK, we finally get it."

 


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Toronto Shooting: 2 Dead
They live in a different world...
  

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An "unprecedented" shooting at a large outdoor party in Toronto, Canada, left two people dead
and at least 19 others injured, including an infant, officials said.


The two killed Monday in the gunfire were a teenage girl and a man in his 20s, police said.

"It is the most serious crime of its kind that has ever taken place in the city of Toronto," he said.


Wow!
Toronto is over 200 years old, and this was their worst crime ever?
Even with hyperbole, let's say it's just the worst crime of this cop's career.
Chicago has 10 homicides per week.

So what does this mean?
They watch the same TV show, same movies, same music, etc.

Why are we so violent and they're so peaceful?



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Quotes

"If Romney didn't pay taxes, you don't think the IRS would be knocking on his door?
  The IRS would have knocked at his door, and we would know all about it. The Obama
  campaign has demonstrated that they are clearly and unequivocally a bunch of liars."
     --
that wacky John Sununu guy, provong what a sore loser he is   Link


 John, my guess is that Romney is innocent of felony tax fraud - probably.

 More likely is that he paid around 10 percent in taxes, which is far less than a teacher pays,
 or a fireman pays, or a cop or someone who actually contributes to society.

 Why should this vulture capitalist pay less taxes than someone who works for a living?


 John, you're boy is hiding something and when finally it comes out, and it will
 it'll be a whole lot worse than it would've been if he released his taxes a year ago.


 John, your boy's getting ROLLED.

  ha ha


  
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Subject: Pink Panty Sheriff

Wouldn't it be a hoot if they put his fat ass in tent city?

His dance card would be full every night!
 Brian




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What is today's Mystery Car?
 
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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car   Link

Bart, that is a 1962 Ford Mustang One Concept Car. 
Two were made. Awesome car
 Bimbi in Oregon
 



 
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Dallas Cowboy beats up Mom

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Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant was arrested on charges of misdemeanor domestic violence.

Rebecca Lopez of WFAA-TV says the underlying reasons for Bryant's arrest should give serious pause.

"Desoto police say Dez Bryant assaulted his mother," Lopez wrote. "Slapped her across the face
and pulled her hair. Dez Bryant's mother says she had pain and swelling as a result of injuries.


I hope the police don't arrest Jerry Jones on RICO charges because it seems
for the longest time, he's been running an ongoing crime organization.


Seems like there's always a Cowboy getting arrested for something.


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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
 

http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert


 

"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
  has a problem with the legal pot laws in
Montana."

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  Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, is that...


I can't blame you for not getting last issue's Mystery Celebrity.

Are you sitting down?

That's former supermodel, former Sports Illustrated cover Elle Macpherson.





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Today's Mystery City

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Subject: last issue's mystery city


  Last Issue's Mystery City 


Bart, that is the City of Johnstown in western Pennsylvania. 
It is most famous for being destroyed by a horrible flood in 1889. 

In what should be a lesson to Americans of today, that flood was a direct result
of the negligence of the South Fork Fishing and Hunting Club which was a
summer club for the Robber Barons of the 19th century  (Carnegie, Mellon, etc.). 

They bought the area around Lake Conemaugh and did a poor job of repairing an
aging dam that created the lake to make it bigger and deeper than the original dam
was designed for.  Compounding issues, they put fish screens on the spillway to
keep the prized bass that they had imported in the lake.   These screens captured
debris when the water was high and would block the spillway, rendering it useless. 

On May 31, 1889 after a night of heavy rains, Lake Conemaugh topped the dam
and in 40 minutes nearly 20 million tons of water emptied from the lake into the
narrow Conemaugh River valley.  The water reached heights of 70 feet before
crashing into the town of Johnstown and killing 2200 people (of course this was not
before picking up tons of trees, oil, coal and barbed wire....no, I'm not kidding....
all of  which eventually got caught up against the Old Stone Bridge in Johnstown
along with some 80 people. 

This all caught fire and burned for three days killing 80 people).
It all sounded like a Monty Python skit (it caught fire, fell over and sank
into the swamp) and would be funny if it weren't so horrible. 

My family is from this area and I was just there this past weekend.
 Dr. Poke in Maryland 
 

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Today's History Mystery

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Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery 


I believe that gentleman is none other than Slim Pickens, from the movie DR. STRANGE LOVE.  
He was one of the best character actors of the twentieth century.

The scene at the end of the movie where he rides the bomb to the the Earth
made him more memorable than the star of the movie who was Peter Sellers.
 Gil in Cleveland


I'll always remember Pickens for his great work in Blazing Saddles.


 
 
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