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Weekend-Monday,  August 11-13,  2012    Vol 2920 - The Noodler

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Ryan, Christie bad for Willard
Arrow How the Right Robbed Romney
Dan Cathy Learns a Tough Lesson
Arrow Ryan "a death wish" for Willard?
Arrow Craziest Medical Story Ever?
Arrow Cowboy Hating Season is Here
Arrow Former "O. C." star  Mischa Barton



"Vote for me. I’m not a liar. I’m not a thief. I’m not a whore,”
   --   plain-speaking Roseanne Barr, running for president,    Link

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Ryan, Christie bad for Willard  (written before Ryan was picked)
He's desperate, like McCain was last time


First Paul Ryan, now Chris Christie.
Conservative thought leaders (ha ha - oxymoron?) are turning up the heat on Romney to go bold
in his choice of running mate – and away from the boring choices of Rob Portman and Tim Pawlenty.

The call for Ryan – the Butcher of Medicare – has more backers, including The Whore Street Journal and
The Weakly Standard. They treat Christie as a less serious possibility, given his blunt style, big persona,
and short time in office.

The CW says Romney will play it safe, and choose Portman (R-Unknown) or Pawlenty (R-Sleep-inducing)
has sparked worry among some leading Republicans.

Why? Just look at the polls.
A new FOX News poll shows Obama ahead by NINE.

As always woth these Repugnants, Willard has nowhere to go.
First, he's going to lose so Willard's VP will pick up that "loser stench" and who needs that?

Ryan, the Medicare Butcher, is my personal favorite.
Team Obama will chop Ryan into little douche-balls.

Pawlenty puts everyone to sleep - he would create the opposite of excitement.
Besides, Pawlenty is known for his "Romneycare" outbursts - Obama would love that.

America has no idea who Portman is - I never heard of him unti 30 days ago.

Christie has some obvious self-control issues so I'm guessing Rubio will get the nod.

But now we know the idiot went with Ryan, the Butcher of Medicare.
Why did he pick Ryan?
Is he trying to win Wisconsin for the first time in 30 years?
What older person is going to vote to kill Medicare - nobody, that's who.

Congrats to Obama for winning that second term.

Oh, and thanks to Romney for letting ME pick his VP.

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How the Right Robbed Romney
He can be anyone but himself


Romney wants to boast about his signature policy achievement — universal health care in Massachusetts
— but the right won’t let him.

It’s no secret that Romney has an uneasy alliance with the conservative base. But the movement’s reaction
when he nodded at Romneycare wasn’t an isolated freakout about the one issue they disagree on. It was a
warning to Romney that he veers from orthodoxy at his peril.

When it became clear that Romney would be the GOP nominee, the right, suspicious of his moderate past,
undertook an effort to rob him of his governing agency. That’s included constraining his options on everything
from tax policy to his vice presidential pick. The clamor when he claimed credit for Romneycare exemplifies
what happens when he bucks those constraints.

“We are not auditioning for fearless leader,” Grover Norquist said at CPAC in February. “We don’t need a
president to tell us in what direction to go. We know what direction to go. We want the Ryan budget. …
We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don’t need someone to think it up or design it. The leadership
now for the modern conservative movement for the next 20 years will be coming out of the House and the Senate.”

Poor Willard - he's just a shell of a man and he hasn't even been elected.



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Dan Cathy Learns a Tough Lesson
Chick-fil-A now known as a hate store


No one should begrudge Cathy his right to describe his personal views any way he wishes, although it
might not be a terrible idea to try to learn a little more about why he thinks he has a direct line to God
before accepting his claim to be the Lord's personal spokesman. In his radio talk, after all, he's the one
who condemned a "prideful, arrogant attitude," though he was referring to those who have the audacity
to "try to define what marriage is all about."

Despite what Cathy's supporters might claim, public boycotts aren't infringements on his free speech.
With a handful of modern exceptions — think South African apartheid in the 1980s — boycotts today
are informational tools. No one publicizing Cathy's views has the power to keep anyone out of his stores,
but they do have the ability to help patrons walking up to his counters to know where their money is going.

Buying Chick-fil-A is making a donation to the bastards who want to kill Medicare and Social Security.

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Subject: GOP

If you have to stop people from voting to win, your ideas suck.
   - Tweet from LOLGOP

Does anyone know who LOLGOP is?

They seem to have a connection to Joe Conason but lolgop is funnier than Joe.

If you're not following lolgop on Twitter, you should.

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Eldrick disappoints again


So Saturday I'm watching golf and screaming "Hex on Thee" at the TV.

It was working, Eldrick was playing really bad, missing 6-foot putts etc.

Then I found out Saturday's golf was cancelled due to bad weather
and I was watching a golf repeat from 2009.

The Bartcop Hex works across the time barrier - who knew?

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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Ryan "a death wish" for Willard?


CANDY CROWLEY: We’ve already had this debate. All they have to do at Obama Reelect
is open up the files because this debate has already happened. They just bring it back.  But I think
the other thing that’s worth pointing out is not every Republican has signed on ...there is some trepidation…

GLORIA BORGER: They're afraid.
CROWLEY: ...that this might be, looks a little bit like some sort of ticket death wish.
Do we really want to talk about these thing? Is this where we want to go when the economy is so bad?
We could have stayed on that.

I heard some talking head say the word "medicare" hasn't been used much lately - until Saturday morning.
Now everyone is talking about Willard and Ryan's plans to kill Medicare.

Also, why in the wide wide world of sports did Ronmey announce this on Saturday morning?
That's when you announce BAD NEWS - because nobody is listening and all the major pundits
are at home and far away from their cameras.

Poor CNN, an hour after the announcement that couldn't get hold of ANYBODY to come on the air.
They settled for calling two dudes that I never heard of on the phone.

Why did Romney announce when nobody was looking or paying attention?

Can't he do anything right?

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Sarah Palin Nude


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Subject: Acupuncture

I’m not going to tell you about all the various issues  I have had which acupuncture
has helped me (in most cases cured), but I will say it works. The lady I see is Chinese
and In my opinion, a genius.

I love to rub my doctors nose in this, he’s kind of a pompous ass any ways.

Really glad you had this on your page.

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What is today's Mystery Car?

Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car   Link

Bart, this is a Mercury concept car, the 1954 XM-800.
 JimB in Oregon

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Craziest Medical Story Ever?
Only person on Earth with this condition
Doctors have never seen anything like it


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Subject: Ryan and Cuba

Bart, Ryan voted twice to repeal the economic blockade of Cuba.....
Somebody's got some esplaining to do! Say adios to the Cuban vote, Mitt.
  Mario M

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Medical pot Mess n Montana


"I might get 20 years in federal prison because 'the Feds'
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Cowboy Hating Season is Here


Tonight they play the Oakland Raiders, my favorite NFL team.

Actually, my favorite team is whoever's playing Dallas.

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Subject: Romney takes jet on his "bus tour"

When most candidates take a bus tour they travel around America in a bus to meet voters along the way.
Mitt Romney is taking a bus tour with a twist. Instead of riding on the bus he is talking his private jet to fly in and meet the bus.

I guess when you're paying a far lower tax rate than working people
you can afford to fly around in your private jet to meet your bus for your "bus tour."
 Marc Perkel

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The GOP's War on non-whites

At Nazi-Con 2012, be sure to ride the KKK Ferris Wheel

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Today's Hot Mystery Celebrity photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

It was Buffy the Vampire Slayer alum Eliza Dushku somehow came up
with the idea of coming to Heidi Klum's Halloween party with Rick Fox
as a vampire Bonnie and Clyde.


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Subject: hottest Olympian

The hottest Olympian?  Your choices were quite good - And don't forget about the entire Dutch field hockey team!
But the correct answer is:  US soccer star Alex Morgan.


Hell, if I knew soccer players looked like that, I would have started watching it years ago!
Take care,

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Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's mystery city    

Bart, this is Sorrento, Amalfi Coast, Italy.
Sorrento is the "Land of the Sirens" (founded by Ulysses, they say)
and the yellow house on the cliff is Villa Syrena.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery    Link 

That's Terry Reid. When the Yardbirds disbanded, Jimmy Page wanted him to join the New Yardbirds.
Reid was going on tour as the opening act for ream, so he suggested Jimmy consider Robert Plant.

The New Yardbirds became Led Zepplin, so Terry Reid missed out
on being in a fairly well known English rock n' roll combo.
  Mark  with no last name

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