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Wednesday,  August 29,  2012    Vol 2929 - Snarling Nazi-Con

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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow GOP, Romney to outlaw abortion
Last night's Best Tweets
Destroying Precious Land for Gas
Arrow Thoughts about Nazi-Con 2012
Arrow Thought for the Day...
Arrow Lying thru his White Teeth
Arrow Teen sensation -  Victoria Justice


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"I can tell you Mitt Romney was not handed success. He built it."
    --  Ann Romney, stupidly getting down in the political trenches           Link

Really, Ann?

  When you're born into a super-rich family, you "built it yourself?"
  Willard is his own man the same way Der Monkey Fuhrer was - not at all.

  By contrast, Obama started with NOTHING and already made it to the top.
  Obama didn't have a rich Dad to loan him $10M to start a vulture capitalist firm.

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GOP, Romney to outlaw abortion
Healthcare and Gay Rights will go, too


Republican Cro-Mags emphatically approved a harsh, anti-woman party platform at Nazi-Con 2012
that would ban all abortions and gay marriages, reshape Medicare into a voucher-like program
and cut taxes for the super-rich to tighten their stranglehold on the middle class.

The document opens by warning that "Today the American Dream is at risk." It pledges that the GOP
will turn back the clock to a time before civil rights and queers, with profound changes in the way
government operates; the way it budgets, taxes and regulates."

But there's trouble for Willard and his sad-puppy running mate, the Butcher of Medicare:
A new poll found more people interested in the GOP platform than in the speeches.

This could be real trouble for Dog-on-Roof:

If Democrats list the facts about what's in the GOP platform, that would (or should) scare the
out of women, the elderly, college students, Blacks, Latinos and anybody with a mortgage.

Let's hope Obama's not in a Kumbaya mood.

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Last night's Best Tweets

I follow maybe 30 political  people so last night was a trip!
Every 15 seconds, somebody made a great point about the live proceedings.

Here's some of the best Tweets.

GOP pumping $ into North Dakota, pulling back from New Mexico.
Officially canceling Missouri TV buy

So, they're conceding Missouri - Cool!

I hope Ann Romney really does sing, "I Am Woman"

ha ha

Man, it is amazing how individual Americans built all of those
Interstate Highways & bridges & tunnels by themselves.

FLASHBACK: Santorum said Romney was the "worst candidate" against Obama

True, I remember Santorum saying that.
Also, how can Santorum claim to be a "good Catholic"
and then get up there and tell several obvious clumsy lies? 

If it's a sin to lie, it's gotta be a sin times 5,000,000
to lie to five million people.
If there's a God, Rick Santorum is spending eternity in Hell.

GOP: We're not race baiting and the 2% of our convention delegates
who are minorities will vouch for us!

ha ha

True - every four years, the call goes out to the GOP faithful:
"Who knows some Black women who want to be on TV?"

The buses Chris Christie's mom took to work? She probably didn't build them.

So Ann was talking about "love" and now Christie says we're trying too hard to be loved.

True again.
Ann said, "All we need is love" and then three minutes later, big fat liar Christie said,
"Love is fleeting, but respect is the real deal."
Didn't anybody read both speeches so they could tell their lies contradict each other?

You know who takes the "work out of welfare?"
Millionaires like Mitt who get massive tax breaks for doing no work at all.

ObamaCare is unpopular and the President follows polls! - Chris Christie

Again, pure stupidity. Why do Repugs always lie about that?
They claim their side never looks at the polls - meanwhile, Frank Luntz has
forty people in the building telling him what's working and what's not - how stupid.

Santorum: Marriage is the best single way for you to stay out of poverty,
which is why we must never allow gay people to do it.

I had high expectations for Christie. He is way too angry.
Someone get him a Chick Fil-A and a milkshake.

Why would "They" want to be holding the "Wheel of Power" when
we drive off the fiscal cliff?  Big Boy Christie is loud but not logical.

Christie is the the perfect example of a Republican who believes
history began the day Obama took office

The GI Bill? Isn't that a government program, Chris?

Artur Davis
says Mitt is the most qualified chief executive in 60 years.
More qualified than Reagan? Where's my pitchfork?

If you're watching Nazi-Con 2012, you need to be following:


Most of these were from LOLGOP, with JConason coming in second.
Paul Begala got in some good shots, too.

If you don't want to follow a lot of people, go with LOLGOP, JConason and bartcop

I will be tweeting tonight during the last hour

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Destroying Precious Land for (cheaper) Gas
  by Sean Lennon - He's his father's son



A few months ago I was asked by a neighbor near our farm to attend a town meeting at the local high school.
Some gas companies at the meeting were trying very hard to sell us on a plan to tear through our wilderness
and make room for a new pipeline: infrastructure for hydraulic fracturing. Most of the residents at the meeting,
many of them organic farmers, were openly defiant. The gas companies didn't seem to care. They gave us the
feeling that whether we liked it or not, they were going to fracture our little town.

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California’s Earthquake Swarm: What’s Going On?
That's rhetorical - we know what's f-ing going on


When you're a religiously-insane oil man, you go ahead
and rape the Earth and then tell yourself "It's OK, God will provide."

But there is no God so He won't be providing jack shit.

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Lying thru his White Teeth
Romney, of course, says Robert Reich


"We're not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers," says Neil Newhouse, a Romney pollster.
A half dozen fact-checking organizations and websites have refuted Romney's claims that Obama
removed the work requirement from the welfare law and will cut Medicare benefits by $216 billion.
Last Sunday's New York Times even reported on its front page that Romney has been "falsely charging"
President Obama with removing the work requirement. Those are strong words from the venerable Times.
Yet Romney is still making the false charge. Ads containing it continue to be aired.

Aw, c'mon Robert - you know why they're lying.

They got nothing.

If they don't lie, they've got nothing to talk about.

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"This man will not fail. This man will not let us down. This man will lift up America!
  You can trust Mitt. He loves America. He will take us to a better place, just as he
  took me home safely from that dance where we first met."
   --  Mrs. Dog-on-Roof

 Really Ann?

 You let him "take you home" on the first date?
 Back in the sixties that was considered kinda slutty.

 And as far as Mitt's safe-driving skills, I know one lady who disagrees.

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Thoughts about Nazi-Con 2012

I am super-frustrated with the talking heads that refuse to do their jobs.

Obama has been a failed president - look at our economy!

So, how would Romney fix it?

Obama is a food stamp president!

OK, but how would Romney change things?

Obama is a Kenyan that hates America!

OK, but how would Romney make things better?

Obama has record-high unemployment!

If the bastards refuse to answer the damn questions, then say, "Thank you" and send them away.
Don't let them have shitloads of camera time if they refuse to answer the damn qurestion.

In poltics, like poker, going last is a tremendous advantage.

If all they're going to do is scream "Nigger" at Obama, I would recommend
(They never take my advice - why do I bother?) that the Dems play nice at Demo-Con.

America will see the GOP wasting their week throwing their feces
while Obama can come out and act like a statesman and a president.

EVERYBODY said it would be a disaster if all the GOP did was scream
and that's what they did last night, 'cept for Ann who seemed OK but nothing special.

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Subject: Inhofe in Florida


If Mr. Inhofe was at Nazicon yesterday, would he have said, "It's wet in Florida, duh!"

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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Subject: Nobody over 55 will be affected our Medicare changes...


I just read a column on this that ran RomneyRyanHood’s numbers.
It showed by their own figures that in TEN years Medicare will
cost seniors almost $60,000 a year out of pocket.

Those F$cking liars.

And how in the wild world of sports do the repubs keep getting people
to vote against their best interests?  The repubs did the same deception
with the “death tax” even though it ONLY affected estates over $3 million....

the public needs to be required to pass a current events quiz
proving they have common sense before they are allowed to vote.

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Thought for the Day...

If it was up to me, ANY prediction made at these conventiuons should have this caveat:
To make a prediction, you have to put up 1% of YOUR NET WORTH to back it up.

Without that, they just give you 100% spin.

"My name is Bartcop and I guarantee that I can
  beat up boxing's current heavyweight champion."

If I'm not willing to put my money where my mouth is, I'm just lying.

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Subject: Man-on-Dog's speech

The remark that half of Americans are getting some form of public assistance may be true.
But that includes all the retired people getting SS and/or Medicare.

But there is a segment of beneficiaries that he is forgetting about.
Every politician and public employee receives his/her paycheck from the public coffers.
Tell me I'm wrong.
 Dave, Cincinnati

Dave, you're right, but Man-on-Dog's also talking about the millions who can't find work
because the Bush bastards emptied the Treeasury and robbed the world of trillions.

Obama needs to remind people:
"We've never had a chance to implement 'Obama economics'
  because I've been busy putting out Bush fires since Day One."

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What is today's Mystery Car?  

Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car   Link

Bart, that's a 1957 MGA.
Had one just like it. Only Black.
 Don in San Antonio

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Subject: that GOP debt clock

Strange how the Repubs have a " debt clock " on their stage but refuse
to let the man who created nearly all that debt speak at their convention.

Where is Dubya?
 Mario the Photographer

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"It doesn't matter how we got here."
   --  big fat liar Chris Christie last night,

Well sure, when YOUR guy drives us off the cliff, that's your best tack.
But then a minute later, this crazy Christie handjob said:

"Obama is driving America off the cliff and he doesn't care as long as he gets to drive,"
That's not politics - that's pure crazy.
For many of us, this was our first good look at Christi - and he's f-ing AWFUL.

I read Christi was so comnfident in his great speechifying he cancelled last-minute reheasals.

Really, GOP?  This is your "great savior from Jersey?"
BTW, Jersey has higher unemployment than America as a whole,
so how does this big fat liar get off calling Obama a failure?

I didn't see it, but I read that Ohio Gov John Kasich was bragging about how great
Ohio was doing on his watch  - while Obama was president.

You guys really blew the opening night.

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Subject: My sentencing

Bart, my sentencing is Thursday next week. It will be interesting.
The feds are planning to put some DEA folks on the stand to smear me on
the basis of weapons they found at the greenhouse long after i disassociated.

Tom, I think you're getting a royal screwing for no reason.
I wish our president would allow some logic into his pot position.

We'll be thinking about you with our fingers crossed.
If I believed in God I would be praying for you.


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  have a problem with the legal pot laws in



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The GOP's War on women and non-whites

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Bart, how do you convince a Washington journalist you are not slapping him in the face?

Tell him you're not.

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Subject: Joan Rivers-Rihanna joke

I think Rivers’ joke was brilliant. It highlighted the stupidity of holding on
to love for someone who abuses you, while mocking the public utterance
of that horrible flaw, wrapped in a sentiment held by the rest of us.

You are right, next time he’ll probably kill her – Rihanna’s already given
him permission and approval to do so with that (imo) stupid statement.

Poor girl has no one around smart enough to advise her right.
(Hopefully Oprah gave her a piece of her mind off-camera).
 ~ Tony in Philly

I never have been in love with a violent psychopath.
I think I'd have the strength to get away.

I miss Phil Hartmann.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Hey Bart,

That's Belinda Carlisle.
I met her in Laguna Niguel back in the day at a check out there...

She was quite gracious
  Paul in Carlsbad

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Today's Wildlife Photo...     


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Subject: GOP Quiz

Which one of these are NOT considered to be a person by Republicans?

A) Corporation
B) Woman
C) Fetus

If you guessed B - you are correct!
 Marc Perkel

Have you heard?

The GOP platform takes away women's rights and gives full rights to the fetus.

If Willard gets elected, they'll make that a law and I'm sure because
our yellow-backed Democrats will refuse to fight them on this.

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Subject: Nazi-Con 2012

Bart, why is Mr. Bean the MC for the Republican Convention?
 Eric X

ha ha

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Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's mystery city    

Bart, I’ve never been there, but I believe
that is the River Walk in San Antonio, TX.
  David W. H

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery    Link 

That looks like a younger Newt.

Jim, you are VERY close.

Bart, that's nortorious racist and Republican (I repeat myself) David Duke.

He ran for Governor of Louisiana and some guy who ran against him
with the slogan, "Vote for the crook" and he won!
y near the bridge


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