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Tuesday,  Oct 2,  2012    Vol 2947 - Deterministic chaos

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Brown digs a deeper hole
Akin slinging lies in Missouri
Romney: Debates not about winning
Arrow Afghanistan - Let's take their women
Arrow Let's hope there's a tomorrow
Arrow Cowboys worst loss in years
Arrow Transformer's  Megan Fox


  Pure Costumes for Halloween


“Please let me respond - I'm not a student in your classroom."
       --  Scott Brown, playing the "we hate professors" card in their debate

  In Massachusetts, home of Harvard, Yale and Cambridge,
  they look down on smart people who teach?


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Brown digs a deeper hole vs Warren
He's an "independent" who loves Scalia


Republican US Senator Scott Brown portrayed himself as an independent voter and thinker
in Washington, while his Democratic challenger, Elizabeth Warren, charged that he had voted
“in lockstep” over and over with Republicans, as the two clashed in a debate last night.

“I have a history of working across the aisle,” Brown lied. “I take great pride in that independence.”

But Warren said Brown’s attempt to portray himself as a bipartisan moderate was at odds with
what he says when raising funds around the country, charging that he tells contributors that his
victory would increase “the odds that Republicans will control the Senate” and make it possible
to “block Obama’s agenda,” if he were to win a second term.

“He stands with the millionaires. He’s stands with the billionaires.
He’s not there for people who are out of work,” Warren replied.

They say 18 percent of Massachusetts STILL can't decide between these two.
Who knew there was so much Oklahoma in Massachusetts?

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 Subject: My Brush with Greatness


 Let's keep the "Greatness" stories rolling again.

 I know you have some stories you've yet to share...

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Todd Akin slinging lies in Missouri
GOP once again behind the woman-hater


Todd "Legitimate rape" Akin went on the offensive against Sen. Claire McCaskill in Missouri's
Senate race on Monday, claiming that her husband's businesses profited from a federal stimulus
act provision that helped finance low-income housing. 

"She went through it line by line, and a million dollars went to her family business," Akin lied.

McCaskill's husband, Joseph Shepard, had only a small ownership stake and received just several
thousand dollars from the companies at issue, her campaign said. The stimulus bill did not direct
any money to Shepard's companies, but rather allotted $2 billion to a HUD program, which
distributed it among more than 6,000 contractors who ran subsidized housing units.

A quick search showed no mention of something Rachel talked about last night.
She said Todd was caught on tape saying it's OK to paying women less than men.

Wouldn't it follow that Blacks should earn even less?
And Mexicans even less than Blacks?
And what should Puerto Ricans get paid, Todd?

Isn't Todd Akin right out of Blazing Saddles?
"We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but not the irish!"

Odd that a caveman like that could have a chance in 2012.

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Romney: Debates not about winning
You're right, Thurston, they're about you losing


"People want to know who's going to win, who's going to score the punches,
and who's going to make the biggest difference in the arguments they make,"
Romney pleaded with his faithful.  "There's going to be all the scoring of winning
and losing and, you know, in my view, it's not so much winning and losing or even
the people themselves, the president and myself, it's about something bigger than that."

"These debates are an opportunity for each of us to describe the pathway forward for
America that we would choose and the American people are going to have to make
their choice as to what kind of America they'd want," Romney continued.

In his final public rally before Wednesday's debate, Thurston said he was "delighted" for
the chance to have Obama kick his ass on a live, national stage—especially in Colorado.

Hey, I'm going to watch.

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Afghanistan - Let's take their women

I'm serious, but I admit this idea just came to me.

We're leaving in late 2014, right?

Let's tell them right now:

Stop the bombings and the green on blue attacks and turn in the Taliban.
And if you don't?
We'll send 20,000 747's in and take your young women to the United States.

You want to spend the rest of your life screwing goats?
Just keep fucking with us and see what price you'll pay.

If we leave, the Taliban is, first thing, going to start cutting girls' noses off
and we're not going to let that happen.

Either they chill or we take their women.
Plus, it wouldn't be a kidnapping.

Granted, I know Bush about Afghan culture, but every girl over there knows what
the worse-than-Republicans "conservatives" are like, so if we offered them flights to
America and a fresh new start centuries into the future, wouldn't they go along?

Remember that girl from the cover of TIME?

She looks like this now, and I'll bet she's happy.

As barbaric as it sounds, even putting these young girls up as "mail order brides"
would have to be light-years better than whatever no-future life they have now.

I don't care how religious the Taliban handjobs are.
If we guarantee them that their sex lives, until the day they die, will either
involve their hand or a fucking goat, they just might come to their senses.

Let's save the women and bring our boys home.

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 Subject: voting receipts are insufficient

MJ, I tried to print your e-mail but Mozilla won't let me copy and paste.

Anyone know of a professional e-mail program than can handle a LOT of e-mail?


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Perot: America could be taken over

                      Ross Perot, looking like Santos Trafficante


Ross Perot is worried that America is a sitting duck for an unnamed foreign invader.
Perot said the nation's weak economy has left us open for a hostile takeover—and neither
presidential candidate is the man to save the country.

Citing an impending fiscal cliff,  Perot warned of disaster. "If we are that weak,
just think of who wants to come here first and take us over,"

"The last thing I ever want to see is our country taken over because we're so
financially weak, we can't do anything," Perot says.

When asked for his take on the presidential race, Perot added, "Nobody that's running
really talks about it, about what we have to do and why we have to do it. They would
prefer not to have it discussed."

Hey Ross, I got a thunderbolt for you:
The people who AREN'T talking about this includes you.

Who's going to "take us over?"  The Chinese?
What are they going to do, send their repo men after America?

America has thousands of nukes and 300 millions guns.
I don't see the imminent invasion Perot sees.

Seems to me the worst the Chinese could do is cancel our line of credit.

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Sarah Palin Nude


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 Subject: Dead people are registering Republican in Florida

The Democrats are trying to make a big deal over Republicans registering dead people
to vote in Florida. Of course Republicans are going to get the dead registered as Republicans
because they know that dead people are more likely to support Republicans than Democrats.

Dead people don't need Social Security, Medicare, or Medicaid, They don't need housing,
medical care, food or gasoline. Dead people don't care about birth control coverage on their
insurance or lifetime caps on coverage. It doesn't matter if they lose their home mortgage
deduction. But Republicans are more in favor of lowering the death tax which Republicans
believe the dead would favor, if they weren't dead.

So if Democrats are going to criticize Republicans for trying to turn out their base the Republicans
should criticize Democrats for pandering to live people. If Democrats stop Republicans from
registering dead people then aren't Democrats the ones engaging in voter suppression?
  Marc Perkel

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Worst game in YEARS, Jones sticking with Romo


The Cowboys (2-2) are a .500 team again, alternating wins and losses this season.
Since 1997, Dallas is 122-122 in regular-season games with one playoff victory.
"This has to be a wakeup call for us. I don't say that nonchalantly. It has to be,"
said Jason Witten, the Cowboys' 10th-year tight end. "You can't bounce back and
forth like this and try to compete come December-time. You can't do it. We have
been in that situation before. You cannot do it. And we know that, and we'll get better."

Dallas had a total of 41 yards offense.

Maybe they should've thrown the ball more to that guy who has babysitters
follow him around so he doesn't headbutt his mother so much...?

Cowboys have Pink Victoria's Secret Store


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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

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Because of that fact, I have donated $10 bucks via PalPal each month for a long time.
Hope that you can continue. 

The mystery car for today is a 1948 Buick Roadmaster.

Keep swinging the hammer.
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boring TV and lets me know about entertainment trends and movies as well.

Rick, thanks for that.
The photo's sender said it was a '46 or '47.

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 Subject: Paul Ryan - too long to explain

Paul Ryan's, "It will take too long to explain the math" reminds me when my father once told me,
"If someone is trying to persuade you to come over to their way of thinking and will not or can not
explain their position, they are either lying or full of crap."

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