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Bonus Mini-Issue             Friday  Feb 8, 2013    Vol 3013 - All the way to Memphis

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Sleazy Hits Spectator's Head
Billionaire Moochers - It's Over
Big Pharm vs The Evil Weed
Arrow Trying to start a flame war
Arrow The Forecast calls for snow
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Hermione grew up - Emma Watson



"I used to think I was pro-life, but then I realized I wasn't that into
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Sleazy Hits Spectator's Head
She does everything the same way



Kinda Sleazy Rice hit a spectator in the head Thursday at Pebble Beach at the Pro-Am.
Rice’s shot launched out of the grass and hit a spectator standing behind the rope.
“Did I hit you?” Rice asked the woman whose nose was gashed and bleeding.
“It was a bad shot. I’m really sorry.”
The woman's daughter was trying to use a pairings sheet to soak up blood.

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Maybe someday we'll have a Democrat in the White House
who will tell the billionaire moochers, "The free ride is over."

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and they'll throw the Treehouse some pennies...

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I hope things pick up between now and Christmas
because Amazon has become my financial lifeline.

Extra thanks to those of you who
use the Amazon Portal.

Someone else bought a Cuisinart Outdoor Propane Gas Grill
for $157 (Damn cheap!) so Amazon donated $6.20 to the Treehouse! 

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 Subject: pharmaceuticals vs weed

Someone I know suffers from pancreatitis and was told by the doctors that nothing could be done. 

He eats a rice-sized dab of cannabis oil concentrate daily and has no symptoms whatsoever.
There are other examples in Rick Simpson’s “Run from the Cure” of people treating their “terminal” cancer.

Pot could be a super-cheap miracle drug, like aspirin, but our crooked (and stupid) government
decided marijuana was too dangerous to even investigate possible medical uses for it.


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There's a reason why some people don't have kids


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Subject: Jane Fonda picture

Now you've done it Bart.
Expect a flame war whenever you post her picture.
All I know is that she got a whole lot closer to Vietnam than either Bush or Cheny.
 Jeff in Akron

Jeff, I've been trying to get a flame war started since 12996.
Can't find any takers - you know why?

Because the cowardly Republicans won't pick a fight with anyone who'll fight back.


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Do you know today's Mystery Car?


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Hey Bart,
That's the one-of-a-kind 1956 Avolette Record Deluxe.  It's a beautiful car!

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Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, that's the opening line of "The Klansman" by William Bradford Huey. 
I only knew that because of the 1974 movie starring Lee Marvin and Richard Burton,
including Lola Falana and O.J. Simpson.

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Today's Scary Don't Look Down Picture


Guaranteed to make you inhale...

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Subject: Post Office

Read this:

It will explain why the USPS has financial trouble.  It is also soundly ignored by the grinning
haircuts of the mainstream media.  Once again, in an effort to destroy a government institution
that was working exceptionally well for two centuries, the GOP mandated that it fail.  And then
the apes of the GOP will tell you that the government can't do anything right and that private
industry will do it better.

No name and don't publish a name for me please.


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Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

Bart, that's my future second wife, Adriana Lima.
 Rob in PittsburgH


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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, I believe that is Heather Thomas, actress who starred
with Lee Majors on "The Fall Guy" back in the 80's.
 Joe D from Norristown

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Going to Alaska

Mrs Bart has always wanted to go to Alaska and Hawaii.
Thanks to Scott H (Don HO) we got to Hawaii in 2005 and we thought we'd
better go to Alaska before I have to drag an oxygen tank behind my wheelchair.

We bought tickets last year but we kept running into reasons why we couldn't go so
we're trying once again to go - and we're Alaska newbies. Astrocat says March is the

best month for aurora viewing and the weather isn't always freezing - hopefully.

I heard Alaska had something called Matanuska Valley Thuderfuck
but I'm a journalist so I can't say it exists because I've never seen any.

Any Bartcop readers in Seward, Whittier, Homer, Wasilla or Anchorage?

And something new we're trying:
Would you like to sponsor a portion of the trip?
Maybe a tank of gas or a few dollars towards a hotel or a ferry ride or something?
That would get your name in the sure-to-be-fun Alaska Trip Report.

"And the fourth night we stayed at Chena Hot Springs in Fairbanks
  thanks to Greg and Fran and Ducks," type of thing.

So, I'm doing the page today and PayPal calls.
They asked why I wasn't using their  "Buy now, Pay in 6 months" feature.

I told them I wasn't really in the business of selling things, but that people donated
a few sheckles now and then and he assured me that lots of people would donate now
if they knew they had 6 months interest-free to actually come up with the cash.

I have my doubts, but nack in 2000 I had doubts about online donations in general
so what the hell - we'll give it as try for a week or so and see if anything comes in.

Be in Bart's Alaska Trip Report

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Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

The city is Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s St. Sofia Square.   (some spell it Kiev)
The church and bell tower are in the background.
The statue is Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky, hetman of the Ukrainian Cossacks.
  Dan the Independent Team Leader

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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's CPL Irwin Goldstein working on ENIAC, the world's first electronic computer.
 Joe D

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Subject: donation

Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.  
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