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Bachmann's Fall and GOP Fallout
What does it mean for the future of bigotry?
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There was a time when polls showed Michele Bachmann topping the 2012 GOP primary field.
And that tells you something about the challenges the GOP faces as it tries to rebrand itself as a
viable party in presidential politics.
Bachmann, the quitter, is a tea party favorite popular with the extreme-crazy conservative GOP
base voters even though she was never fully embraced by the party's leadership in Washington.
Outspoken, forceful and attractive, Bachmann's fiery denunciations of Obama established her as
a national figure and a popular fundraising draw among grassroots donors even before she launched
her presidential campaign.
But Bachmann spoke of "anchor babies" on the campaign trail. She opposed vaccinating girls
against HPV, claiming it would cause mental retardation. She compared the U.S. tax burden to
the f-ing Holocaust for Christ's sake and she repeatedly reaffirmed her opposition to gay marriage,
even tho she, herself, is married to a gay man! You talk about chuts paws.
Comedians have their flags at half-staff today.
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Oregon Pot - 57% Yes for 2014
Obama is fighting the popular vote and he can't win
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A new poll released in Oregon shows an astounding 57% of likely 2014 voters
supporting a specific tax and regulate proposal for marijuana legalization.
Barack, were you any good at poker, back when you played it before you made it a crime?
How do you see this Reefer Madness madness as a winning strategery?
"Screw the majority, *I* know what's better for them," is a tactic used
more by right-wing Teabaggers than presidents, even lake duck ones.
Nobody's even asking you to come out as pro-pot.
At least do what Der Monkey Fuhrer did and chill on the federal raids.
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Oregon Pot - 57% Yes for 2014
Obama is fighting the popular vote and he can't win
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A new poll released in Oregon shows an astounding 57% of likely 2014 voters
supporting a specific tax and regulate proposal for marijuana legalization.
Barack, were you any good at poker, back when you played it before you made it a crime?
How do you see this Reefer Madness madness as a winning strategery?
"Screw the majority, *I* know what's better for them," is a tactic used
more by right-wing Teabaggers than presidents, even lake duck ones.
Nobody's even asking you to come out as pro-pot.
At least do what Der Monkey Fuhrer did and chill on the federal raids.
"Eric, don't worry about Walmart or terrorists or Banksters,
just raid some pot farms - and do it today!"
I voted for you - twice.
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Priest Gets Life for Rape
Were we invaded? Are they now punishing child rape?
That flame is Hell nipping at his ass.
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Were we invaded? Are they now punishing child rape?
That flame is Hell nipping at his ass.
Link
For the first time in recent memory, a Catholic priest will actually go to jail for raping a child.
Not only is he going to jail, he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison for raping a 14-year-old boy.
A judge sentenced William Wert Thursday in a Sarasota courtroom.
According to court records, Wert started the relationship with the teen back in 2010.
Last March, Wert was convicted on 8 counts of sexual offenses against a child.
Wert lived in a Carmelite Catholic Order property in Venice at the time of his arrest.
The church paid the family of the victim more than a million dollars to settle a civil suit.
A million dollar settlement AND prison time for the guilty?
If they keep this up, they'll eventually stop these priest rapes.
But why keep the organization together if they can't rape kids?
Isn't that why they got together in the first place?
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Subject: Bart Is A Psyop Puppet That Lacks Critical Thinking
Imaginary guy in the sky damn you!
Hmmm, I'm not a big fan of your opening - and here's where you lose me.
"Even though every piece of truther evidence has been debunked?"
Who said that?
Did I say that?
Recently?
Oh, ok...
1) Two planes crashed into the Trade Center and three buildings fell.
2) Only three concrete and steel buildings have ever fell due to fire; all on 9/11/2001.
3) Explosions heard before the fall.
I could go on but choke on those three items for a while. I can see it,
"Bart Is A Psyop Puppet That Lacks Critical Thinking" news at Eleven...
I keeed,
Peace Bart.
Chuck Out West
I am much too smart to get dragged into that enemies-for-life argument,
but let me ask one question that might help frame the problem:
Wait - are puppets allowed to ask questions?
Give me a name or three of the highest profile people who agree with you.
Don't send me a link to iknowthetreuth.com just list 3-4 believers.
For instance, if Stephen Hawking agreed with you, that would mean something.
So who are your top three?
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Judge: Pink Panty Sheriff is a Racist Prick
But racist Arizonians want a racist sheriff
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A federal court ruled that Sheriff Joe Arpaio (R-Racist) and his deputies racially profiled Latinos.
The ruling is a major blow to the self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff in America,” who has become
the poster child of Arizona’s strict approach to immigration enforcement. The lawsuit was brought
by a group of Latinos who were racially profiled by Arpaio’s deputies as targets for raids and traffic stops.
Judge Murray Snow of United States District Court found Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies
were pulling over dark skinned people and those who speak Spanish to check their immigration status.
According to the ruling, the sheriff's office can't use "race or Latino ancestry" as a factor at all in
deciding to stop any vehicle with Latino occupants.
Well what's the fun of being an Arizona sheriff if you can't harass with beaners and wetbacks?
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Subject: Bachmann gone, gone, gone......
Thank…………….well not god, but thank the fates this useless, stupid, deliberately ignorant,
religiously insane bitch is gone. She’s been a massive embarrassment to Minnesota which is
generally a very progressive and liberal state. Christ, this looney goat-eyed twat couldn’t have
gotten elected in the most rural part of Mississippi, but somehow she gets elected in the state
of Gene McCarthy, Hubert Humphrey, Walter Mondale and Paul Wellstone.
Now she can get on with working on her “marriage” to the
fabulous pederast that is her husband. Good riddance.
Minnesota Steve
Subject: Bachmann
Hey Bart,
There's a lot of speculation about what Ms. Bachmann will do after she's no longer a Rep.
I have ten bucks that says she slides into the empty seat at Faux Nooz the half-governor used to occupy.
And I haven't checked the Vegas book yet.
Keep after the bastards!
Steve out West
Subject: Bachmann
What are the odds that Bachmann made a deal with prosecutors to stay out of jail?
If I had any money I'd bet on it.
John S
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3D Printer Saves Baby's Life
Doctors create heart valve - like magic
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If you think 3D printing’s overhyped, you haven’t seen this: a tiny airway splint created
using a 3D printer that saved a three-month-old’s life.
Doctors in Ann Arbor say Baby Kaiba had a rare birth defect where the airway walls are
so weak they frequently collapse when breathing or coughing, shutting down the airway.
According to Dr. Green:
Scott and I had been exploring creating biodegradable polyester implants for a while, but it had
never been used in this way before. Because of the urgency of Kaiba’s life threatening condition,
we were able to get emergency clearance from the Food and Drug Administration to create a
tracheal splint for him, using the material.
Using high-res imagery from a CT scan of Kaiba’s afflicted airway, Green and Hollister were able
to create a custom splint specifically tailored to fit Kaiba, then print it out on a 3D printer.
The operation to install the tiny tube-like splint took place on Feb. 9, 2012, where Green says
“the splint was sewn around Kaiba’s airway to expand the airway and give it a skeleton to help it
grow properly and with greater strength,” adding that the splint is biodegradable — designed to
be reabsorbed by Kaiba’s body over the course of three years.
“As soon as the splint was put in, the lungs started going up and down for the first time and we
knew he was going to be OK,” wrote Green. Three weeks following the operation, Kaiba came off
ventilator support and Green reports he hasn’t had breathing trouble since.
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Subject: Re: Collapsed bride in Washington state
Hello Bart,
That collapsed bridge story brings to mind our own collapsed bridge here back when.
Interesting thing was that the day before that event the Star Tribune published a little notice
of the expected visit that next day - the day the bridge fell - of a posse from the RNC in town
to check out places to go and things to do for their then-upcoming con-vention.
That's two calamities visiting the Twin Cities on the same day.
Makes me want to believe in Numerology.
Keep swinging!
Ann in Minnesota
And why didn't our always-asleep Democrats bother to mention that we could put
millions of people back to work repairing our bridges - but the GOP won't allow it?
It pisses me off when people say, "Both parties are the same."
We see the GOP make a mountain out of a non-issue like Benghazi
while the Democrats remain silent on legitimate, winning issues for our side.
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Subject: infrastructure
Bart
Back in the the 1980s, then President Reagan signed a bill that provided funds for highway repairs!
But in the bill were provisions for increasing weight limits for truck loads, from 20,000 to 60,000 pounds,
as I dimly recall, at the same time allowing extremely long trailers (supposedly confined to designated
interstate highways, but regularly seen in city streets here).
The weight and size increase accomplished several things: it sent many union truckers to the unemployment
lines, sapping the Teamsters, made it necessary for still-employed drivers to repair their trucks more often or
replace their rigs more frequently, enriching mechanics and truck manufacturers and dealerships, and it made
construction companies happier for the new jobs, when roads were still being repaired regularly, as the heavier
trucks wore out America's highways at a now accelerated rate.
James S, Alhambra
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Today's Wildlife Photo
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Subject: What he wrote in the boat
Bart, the surviving marathon bomber wrote this on the inside of the boat
he hid in before he was captured:
“The [Boston] bombings were in retribution for the U.S. crimes in places like Iraq
and Afghanistan [and] that the victims of the Boston bombing were collateral damage,
in the same way innocent victims have been collateral damage in U.S. wars around the world.
Summing up, that when you attack one Muslim you attack all Muslims.”
~Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
With all the endless commentary and spin, I though it worth reporting a fact.
Scott at Home
There are websites that claim he's innocent because girls think he's cute.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, See the USA in your Chevrolet…..That is Dinah Shore
Rosemary in Columbus. Ohio
Only a handful of people wrote to say that I accidentally left Dinah Shore's name in the biography.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, See the USA in your Chevrolet…..That is Dinah Shore
Rosemary in Columbus. Ohio
Only a handful of people wrote to say that I accidentally left Dinah Shore's name in the biography.
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Hi Bart,
That’s Paris, with the Eiffel Tower obscured…
The building with the golden dome on the right is the Hôtel des Invalides,
where Napoleon’s tomb is located. The field in the middle is the Champ de Mars,
and the river is the…. Hold on, I’ve got this… the Seine!
Marty in London
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Name the Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor limo-style endloader combination car
(ambulance conversion) used in the 1984 film Ghostbusters...
Jim
Bart, I believe that vehicle is the Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters.
It even has its own wiki page http://ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/Ecto-1
T
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that photo is from the Elvis movie Spinout from 1966.
~ Tony in Philly
Who knew Elvis could play Stairway to Heaven?
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