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 Subject: JFK, 9-11 and all the rotten schiess...

Bart,
In a span of less than five years the three greatest and most high-profile Progressives this country
had ever seen, men who had more support from our nation than any of their competitors or detractors,
were murdered.  Ever since then the Progressive cause has mostly floundered while the far-right was
resurrected from the fate of national irrelevance.  Coincidentally the murdered President was about to
announce his plan to disband the CIA before he was shot.  And those within his inner circle knew and
he was no fan of the FBI or the warhawks in the Pentagon either.
 
Skip ahead 37 years, one generation.
 
Within less than one year, after the most contentious and controversial election this country has ever held,
our nation suffered the most devastating and violent attack that ever occurred on American soil, apart from
the Civil War.   It made Americans “forget” any issues of illegitimacy hanging over the new president, and it
became unpatriotic to voice any doubts about it either because now we were “under attack”.
 
And coincidentally, a certain report which claimed to verify the legitimacy of the new president was simply
buried by the mainstream national media.  The report concluded after a review of some 175,000 ballots that
although the new president may have won, ballots by minority and elderly voters were tossed out over all
other ballots at a rate over 3-to-1, a difference significant enough to have changed the outcome.  And not
so coincidentally, after all the clamor about the need for ballot reform, the only changes to have occurred
in all these years since make voting even more difficult for minorities and the elderly, not easier.
 
Now what do these seemingly separate and terrible events have in common?  I won’t review all likely
degrees of separation, but two certain federal agencies and two certain presidents, who happen to share
the same name, immediately come to mind.
 
No one will ever convince me there wasn’t a conspiracy at the highest levels of our national law enforcement,
both before and after the fact, in each of these tragedies.  In October of 2017 the last of the JFK assassination files
will be released.  There won’t be any telltale clues of course, but if they do raise more questions than they answer
you can be sure a new generation of dedicated historians will make it their mission to discover, and uncover, the truth.
 JD


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Ten Cliches Christians say, but shouldn’t

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“Everything happens for a reason.”
Consider how that sounds to someone who was raped.
“If you died today, do you know where you’d spend the rest of eternity?”
No, and neither do you. So stop asking such a presumptuous question.
“He is in a better place.”
This may or may not be true. We have no way of knowing.
“Jesus died for your sins.”
Who the hell asked him to?
 

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 Subject: Catwoman vs Batgirl

Bart,

I have to disagree with you about catwoman...but I must qualify that. 
Some are less scary than others: Julie Newmar and Anne Hathaway
are much less freaky than Halle Berry and Michelle Pfiefer....MEOW! 

Julie Newmar and Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) were very
influential in my youth, if you know what I mean.
  TM


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Right-Wingers vs Shirley Manson

“Come down to my house–stick a stone in your mouth
 You can always pull out–if you like it too much
 Make a whole new religion
 A falling star that you cannot live without
 And I’ll feed your obsession
 There’ll be nothing but this thing that you’ll never doubt”

These are the first words that our precious youth will hear when they
play the CD from rock band very appropriately named “Garbage.”

Yeah, eighteen years ago.
That CD came out in 1995, before today's precious yoots were born.

The song’s lyrical content paints an eerie picture of deviant sex by rejecting the religious upbringing
that their parents have worked so hard to instill in them. This band and its popularity is a testament
to the depths at which the world has fallen as it succumbs time and time again to the will of Satan.

Really?
You think there's a Satan?
Are you f-ing six years old?
Do you really think invisible demons are coming to "get you?"
I'll bet you voted for Romney.

The track is called “Supervixen.”
It is sung by a visibly striking glamor whorelot named Shirley Manson.

ha ha
You might want to watch what you say.
If Shirley gets angry she could bite your ears off.
You'd really be better off going after anyone else.

While rejecting religious upbringing during her formative years in Edinburgh, Scotland, Ms. Manson
took to the lure of satanic music in the form of bands like the Pretenders and Patty Smithe.

Really, Dude?
The Pretenders and Patty Smithe are Satanic?
How can you tell if music is "Satanic" - if it sells well?
BTW, The Pretenders went country - can you have Satanic country music?

Manson’s early slippage down the popularity ladder...

What does that mean?

was caused by Christian rejection of her acceptance of Satanism.

What?
She's not as poular because Christians rejected her acceptance of Satanism?

That "Satan song" is 18 years old, so why is she being rejected now?
And who decided she was being rejected?

If you decide to confront Shirley, could I be there to watch?
I'll bring a plastic bag for your ears.


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More States Turning to Pot
Every state but Oklahoma will get there, eventually

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The economics of legalizing marijuana for recreational use has several states watching Colorado and
Washington to see if revenues rise. The latest member of the club is Portland, Maine, which just legalized
pot within the city limits. A city ordinance went into effect on Friday, Dec. 6 that allows possession up to
2.5 ounces. It's the first city on the East Coast to legalize recreational use of marijuana.

"It's like the onset of casino gambling," says Alan Bochstein, founder of the 420 Investor. Colorado and
Washington are the first states to legalize recreational use of marijuana and the money is as green as the weed.
 
Colorado is expected to save $12 million a year for reduced criminal costs and generate $32 million in
new revenue. Washington state says it can save $23 million a year on criminal costs, but thinks the business
could deliver up to $530 million, a much higher number than the other states partly because it includes
marijuana tourism estimates.

All in all, it's no wonder other states are jonesing for this new found revenue.
Who's next?   MN, NY, PA, AK, AZ, CA, OR and Illinois got there, already.

Saving millions on reduced criminal costs should do the trick all by itself.

Making hundreds of millions of dollars from tourism is a gift from Baby Jesus.




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 Subject: Obamacare

Bart,when my state blocked Medicaid expansion, I knew it was… SABOTAGE!
And, the Insurance companies are part of it.
The Sheeple are conned by it.

The shame is, Obama proves to be ineffective.
This would never have happened to Lyndon Johnson or even Nixon.
Arms would have been fractured by either of them. They got what they wanted, even war.
 Bob

Maybe, but Obamacare is up and working and
people are getting cheaper (and real) insurance.


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Fuck the "Little Girl Can't Sell Mistletoe" Story:
Nobody tells it like the Rude Pundit

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Here's the story: Adorable 11 year-old girl with the uber-American name of Madison Root finds out
she needs braces. To help her Oregon family with the $4800 cost of the things, she harvests and bags
mistletoe at her uncle's farm. She heads to downtown Portland - you know, of Portlandia - to sell her
Christmassy wares at the Portland Saturday Market, which happens right on the waterfront every, well,
Saturday. Madison gets to the market, sets up shop, and starts making coin. Then a park guard at the
market tells her that she can't sell, that she needs a permit and a membership in the market. Then he tells
her that it'd be cool if she wanted to ask people for donations because that's protected speech. Says the
crooked-toothed young entrepreneur, "I don't want to beg! I would rather work for something than beg."
The market organization has invited her to become a member without paying the fee that everyone else
has to. And people offered to buy her mistletoe and donate money to straighten those beaver chompers.

Should be the end of the story, no? No? No.

Because, see, then Madison, prompted, no doubt, by her outraged father, went full teabagger to a
local news station: "It’s not about the mistletoe. And it’s not about me. It’s about all of us. It’s about
how we’re raising wimps, how people would rather beg for money than work hard!"

And, before you could say, "No, dear child, it's actually about how laws apply to all people, even tweens," 
Right Blogsylvania and the conservative media went to DefCon Benghazi. 

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 Subject: We decided to be honest and the response was amazing

Daily Kos’s business model is changing. Ad revenue is falling fast (down 22 percent this year),
even though site traffic is on the rise.

We knew we needed to do something, so we decided to do something radical:
Be honest with our readers about our finances and operations.

The response has been huge—nearly 8,000 people have chipped in
over $116,000 since we asked for your help last Friday.
 The Kos Fundraising Team


Poor Kos, no longer making a million dollars a month - how will he get by?


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How the Media Failed Women in 2013


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