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Arrow The GOP's Toxic Message
Arrow Why are GOP Governors Suicidal?
Screw Christmas and Screw you
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The GOP's Toxic Message
  by Republican Kathleen Parker


As the government health care website chugs along, Obama initiated a counter-initiative and its
weapons are of superior grade.  The bunker buster is positive messaging and a return to hope
and change. For Republicans, it’s whatever the opposite is. Despair and stagnation? Gloating and gloom?

“Obamacare” may be fraught with problems, but nothing is more toxic than “this is going to be a disaster.”
Every time Republicans slam on the brakes, Obama tosses coins and candy into the crowds.
Republicans are the shock-and-awe gang with no plan for the day after.

Democrats have targeted the GOP’s soft spot, which is a hard line on social services. Thus, when Republicans
want to drastically cut food stamps, it is a piece of cake to designate conservatives as cruel and heartless.

When Republicans say the health care plan is doomed, a train wreck, a disaster, etc. -- and offer
no hopeful options -- they appear to be rooting only for failure.  This approach is a blessing for Democrats.
The lesson Republicans never learn -- is that positive beats negative every time.

The GOP has the key to victory in their hands - but they refuse to use it.

The party that likes women, Blacks, gays. the poor etc is going to win every national election
for the next several years but the GOP is determined NOT to be that party - cool.

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 Subject: Insurance Companies

Insurance companies have not & never will be in business of paying claims until or
unless forced by law to do so. Anyone who doesn't know this is not paying attention.
Anyone who doesn't believe it is probably a Republican & definitely in deep denial.
David G. in Atlanta, GA

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David, I agree and thanks for that.

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Why are GOP Governors Suicidal?
You know why - they hate that NitWH


States not expanding Medicaid under Obamacare will be collectively lose more than $35 billion
in federal funds in 2022 alone, according to a new report from the Commonwealth Fund.

Texas ($9.2 billion), Florida ($5 billion), Georgia ($2.9 billion), Virginia ($2.8 billion) and North Carolina
($2.6 billion) will be the biggest losers, according to the organization, which supports Obamacare.

The report covered 20 states, all with Republican governors and/or state legislatures that refused to expand
Medicaid because the Black president started it and they hate him more than they love their health.

“In states that elect not to expand Medicaid, millions of their most vulnerable residents will be unable to
gain health insurance,” David Blumenthal said. “Those same states will be forgoing billions in federal funds
while paying for other areas to provide expanded coverage. In light of these facts, it seems likely that
non-expanding states will face increasing pressure over time to reconsider their decisions.”

In other words, there's so much goddamn money at stake they'll eventually have to cave in
but they refuse to give that nigger in the White House the satisfaction.

It's like their kid was in a terrible car wreck and the only surgeon on duty is a N-doctor,
so they'll wait until a white doctor gets on duty before they'll sign the surgery papers.

I'm glad my parents were Democrats. 

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 Subject: Single Bullet Theory

I finally have to respond to all of the armchair ballistics experts who post on your site.
One thing they never comment on is the entry wound on Connally’s back. It was 8mm X 15mm.
In other words, it entered almost sideways, most likely because it had struck something else first
(Kennedy) and was tumbling. As Al Gore would say, an inconvenient truth.

You may be right, but I have a question.

JFK reacted when the bullet him him - why didn't Connelly react?

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 Subject: Attention to Glen Beck

Hi, Bart,
So why do you continue to show so much attention to this moron? 
The less of him we see, the less of him we think about.
 George in N.O.

My job since 1996 has been to hammer brainless, racist handjobs.

Are you saying I should get a new job?

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Screw Christmas and Screw you
by Paul Ryan


Congress is about to make a million of the nation’s most unfortunate citizens a little more unfortunate
by simply doing nothing. At the end of this month 1.3 million people — including 20,000 veterans —
will lose their unemployment benefits as a federal program that extends coverage to those out of work
for up to a year expires at a cost of $25 billion a year.

House Democrats have seen their attempts to continue the extension rebuffed by the GOP bastards and
are now using hearings to try to draw attention to the stories of those who will be cut off. This will not
likely be enough to convince Congress, which just let food stamp coverage shrink, to act.

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Kill Social Security), the chainsaw-weilding asshole, is focused on “poverty.”.
But for Ryan, helping the poor sounds suspiciously like punishing them.

“Paul wants people to dream again,” a Ryan aide said.
“You don’t dream when you’ve got food stamps.”

Apparently, starvation is better for dreaming.

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 Subject: JFK

You and Steven B are both right. JFK, RFK, MLK and 9/11 are the same in only the respect that we were l
ied to by the Government to conceal who really committed those crimes. Steven B is RIGHT that they are
NOT the same because of the nature of the crimes. Assassinations can be the work of one individual,
or group, but only targeted one individual. 9/11 (TREASON, pusishable by DEATH by Firing Squad) was a
long pre-planned terroristic attack on America by many individuals and organizations (Cheney and Haliburton,
Bush crime family, Isreali Masad, Larry Silverstein, Military Industrial Complex, the Pentagon, etc.) whom
stood to GAIN from the FEAR and financial benefit it created. It allowed for implementation of the Patriot Act
(actually written in 1998), the NSA spying on ourselves, whose main reasons are to prevent anyone from
exposing the 9/11 crime itself.   It was also for the purpose of accelerating the enactment of PNAC
(World domination by controlling the world’s energy resources), which called for a Pearl Harbor type event
to make it happen sooner. Bush being appointed POTUS was part of the plan, and NO way was Gore going
to win, because the gears of 9/11 were already in motion. “W” being POTUS and a known IDIOT allowed
Cheney to RUN the Entire operation and the Country’s policies. It (9/11) created the FEAR needed to win
public support for 2 illegal wars. Silverstein gained by NOT having to spend billions on asbestos removal a
nd getting double indemnity insurance policies on the Towers. Building 7 contained the FBI records of the
Occidental Petroleum CEO under FBI investigation, and likely the control center (two floors had been
Top-Secret and off limits) for the Towers 1 & 2 demolitions. All destroyed.  The Pentagon (missle) attack
stopped the (private auditing) investigation of the missing $2.3 trillion Rumsfeld publicly mentioned on 9/10.
Almost all killed were private contractors, not Pentagon staff. Both wars GREATLY benefitted Haliburton
financially, which GREATLY benefitted Cheney financially.  Afghanistan war allowed Chevron’s pipeline
(10 year no-go) to proceed which benefits Chevron, KBR (Haliburton subsidiary) and others. Sadam
Hussein was going to turn over their Oil operations to five non-American Oil Companies. Attacking Iraq
and taking out Sadam allowed 4 American and one foreign Oil Companies to take control (steal their oil)
which GREATLY financially benefits Cheney, the BFEE and others. So you see, assassinations and
TREASON upon a Nation, resulting in WAR CRIMES are NOT the same.

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"As Chairman of the House Franking Commission, I am pleased to announce that, effective
  immediately, Members of the House may include holiday greetings in their communications
  to constituents.  In the past, including any form of a holiday greeting was banned."
  --  Rep. Candice Miller, Chairman of the House Franking Committee   Link

 Why did Republicans make it ILLEGAL for House Members to say "Merry Christmas?"

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 Subject: Is This The Ruby Footage You're Looking For?

Hi Bart,

Found this small snippet on the youtube.  Hope this is helpful.
 Oscar in California

Oscar, thanks - that was better than the clip I ran yesterday.

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 Subject: Jennifer vs. Bailey

Bart, look at Baileys eyes,that seals the deal! 

Also Samantha over Jeannie, Catwoman over Batgirl,
Wonder Woman Over SuperGirl, Salma Hayek over Penelope Cruz,
well that one might be a tie.

I gotta go with Batgirl over Catwoman.
Catwoman was scary.

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JFK & the Anti-Conspiracy Conspiracy
by JP Sottile, as seen on


The official investigation of JFK’s murder left many loose ends in a rush to dispel suspicions of a conspiracy,
but the major U.S. news media has been even more negligent over the past half century in denouncing anyone
who dares pull on those loose ends.

The media literally spent years on the case of Chandra Levy and never stopped asking “Who killed JonBenét?”
They’ve obsessed on Amanda Knox’s convoluted story and eagerly entertained various theories about the death
of Princess Diana. And they even jumped headfirst into the feeding frenzy around the murder of J.R. Ewing!

On the other hand, when faced with the crime of the 20th Century — the murder of JFK — thoy have relentlessly
and effectively mutated the term “conspiracy” into a dismissive, all-purpose epithet: the “conspiracy theory.”

Instead of handling JFK’s murder like a criminal case, they’ve treated it like an urban legend.

Rather than examining eyewitness accounts or reporting on the facts and notable names associated with the murder,
they’ve become a pool of official stenographers. They simply ignore conspiracy facts and make offhanded remarks
about conspiracy theories.

I'm shocked - that would publish an article that didn't slam Obama.

Did Robert Parry retire?

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 Subject: re: JFK, RFK, 9-11

Bart, I got LAMBASTED on a LIBERAL FB page for bringing up 9/11 anomalies.
Sometimes liberals can be as militantly dogmatic (and vicious) when someone disagrees.
I thought being liberals meant having a brain big enough to look at all sides. Not so.

That's a mystery.
I regularly have long-time readers tell me to go fuck myself
if my opinion isn't exactly parallel to theirs.  Weird.

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Republicans Have Reached Maximum "Shutthefuckup" on Obamacare:
Nobody tells it like the Rude Pundit

Like many Americans, the Rude Pundit has reached the "ShutthefuckupShutthefuckupShutthefuckup" point
when it comes to listening to critics of the Affordable Care Act, especially Republican members of Congress
and ratings whore scandalmongers in the media. It's long past time for them to have shut the fuck up and tried
to help make the law work better. Yet they will not shut the fuck up. They keep the fuck yipping away, each
one trying to be the loudest little bitch in the chihuahua pen, hoping that bugnuts teabaggers will pick them up
and pet them for their yipping.

 The only thing that makes watching TV news tolerable is imagining Eric Cantor getting ass fucked by angry
polar bears who don't even bother eating him. Just fucking the shit out of his ass while Cantor bumpily tries to
accuse the Obama administration of hiding problems with the program. So the polar bears have to fuck his face
to shut him up. Ahh, peace at last, except for polar bear grunts and distant whimpers.   ha ha

 Republicans are going to be increasingly desperate as the month of December wears on, not just because
President Obama said yesterday, more or less, "Yeah, you can suck my dick and I'll still veto any stupid ass
repeal bill you try to squeeze out, Boehner." No, the desperation is tied to what will happen on January 1.

A shot of Chinaco for the Rude Pundit and his straight talk.

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 Subject: Facebook

Why do some people refuse to try FB and Twitter?
I don’t because it’s another way my employer can keep tabs on me. 
Leave it to the kids who are getting their data mined.
My wife who does not work outside the home is on FB so she can see
what our older daughter is up to.  Fair enough.  And my daughter knows
enough not to put anything stupid or compromising on FB-so do I but
I’ve never been one of the ‘cool kids.’

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I fired that company with the noisy, intrusive ads.
They wanted to pay me 40 cents a day to piss everyone off and it's just not worth it.

But with no advertisng money coming in, I need to hold a fundraiser.
I mean, you would like to see continue, right?
If everybody reading this sent $10, I'd be cool for six months but that's not going to happen.

Anybody out there want to send a giant lump sum for others to match?

  I have waaaaay too much money, Bart

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Contest!  Today's winner gets a DVD of "A Little Party"
 directed by my good friend Tom Upton

What happens when a shady lawyer, a straight-laced pastor, a Mexican ex-con,
a conflicted cop, a mouthy Italian, and a flamboyant, six-foot-six hitman
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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that’s Alicia Keys before she got the nose job.
I thought she was cute back then.

Lost your name - sorry!

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Today's Mystery City


 Subject: last issue's Mystery City     Link

Bart, that's the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Manchester UK

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Name the Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that is a 1962 Ford XL Falcon Futura Sedan from Australia.
 Paul in VA

That's a 1962 Ford XL Falcon Futura Sedan (Ford Australia).
My high school buddy had a '63 Falcon Sprint so I recognized this immediately.
  The Mick

How do you guys know that Ford was from Australia?


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Damn, by comparison, Benny the Rat seems almost harmless.

Today's History Mystery

 Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link

Bart, that's one Mary Smith, official "knocker-upper", a person who used a pea shooter
on windows to wake workers to get to work on time.  This was in the Limehouse Fields
district of London in the early 20th century.  No alarm clocks in those days apparently.

You're right but I can't believe you know her name :)

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