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Christmas-Dec 26, 2013    Vol 3173 - Toffing trunk

And as we wind on down the road...

Arrow Snowden: "I Already Won"
Arrow Twitter Blocks IStandwithHate
TheNation Turns Whore
Arrow Palin, always the Screw-up
Bully Image Trails Christie
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"This is the beginning of an era we will come to regret later — marijuana is a
  product that every credible scientist has concluded is connected to mental illness,
  IQ loss, car crashes, and lung problems.”
  --  Kevin Sabet, liar and director of Handjobs Against Marijuana,   Link

  He is lying. I'm not aware of ANY scientist who would agree with his nutty claims.

Every credible scientist says marijuana is connected to mental illness?   On what planet?

   I'll bet that Duck Dynaty guy agrees with him.

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Snowden: "I Already Won"
Lying to yourself is what started this mess...


Edward Snowden said that he has accomplished what he set out to do.
"For me, in terms of personal satisfaction, the mission's already accomplished. he told the WaHoPo.
 It was the first interview the traitor has granted since arriving in his new home, Russia.

"I already won," Snowden repeated, again and again, as if trying to convince himself.
"As soon as the journalists were able to work, everything that I had been trying to do was validated.
I didn't want to change society. I wanted to give society a chance to determine if it should change itself."

So you thought you saw a woodchuck so you took it on yourself to break your oath and steal
1.5 million secret documents and run to China with them?   For what reason?  To blackmail America?

Snowden called himself "an indoor cat", and says he rarely leaves his house.
"I just don't have a lot of needs," he said.

Funny, that's exactly what Gary Busey said after he filed bankruptcy.

He denied he had loyalties to Russia or China.
"I have no relationship with the Russian government," he claimed.

What else could a person in his position claim?

"I have not entered into any agreements with them. If I defected at all,
I defected from the government to the public," whatever that means.

One of the networks said Snowden claimed his new life was "a lot like his old life," which
makes sense because you know how people are always getting Maui and Moscow confused.


"A child born today will grow up with no conception of privacy at all.
  They’ll never know what it means to have a private moment to themselves
 — an unrecorded, unanalysed thought. And that’s a problem, because privacy matters."
  --  Edward Snowden   Link

  Isn't that proof Snowden is insane?

  He claims EVERY THOUGHT is recorded and analyzed by the NSA?

  It's time for the Snowden fans to admit he's crazy.

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Subject: Christmas in Japan

Dear Bart,

In Japan, Christmas is pretty lights, Christmas music and brass commercialism just like America
but without the religion. Many people think that Santa is a marketing creation by Coca Cola. 

One good thing about Christmas day is everything is open. It's just another work day here.
The day after Christmas all the lights and decorations come down.  They just vanish.
  Harker in Japan

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Twitter Blocks IStandwithHate


Plenty of Phil Robertson and Duck Dynasty fans have flocked to Twitter to voice
their support for the gay-bashing religious freak, but it appears that Twitter is now
blocking users from posting links to the site

#IStandWithPhil has been trending on Twitter for days, but links to the actual site,
run by Christian group Handjob Driven Consumer, are being flagged for spam.

You can see for yourself below what happens if you try to tweet out a link
to the website (using the Twitter for Mac app).

I'm no fan of Duck Dynasty but Twitter should be consistent.

If the link to the KKK is working, and the link to the Tea Party is working,
and the link to the hyper-racist GOP is working, then the link to the gay-bashing,
racist religious freak should be working.

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TheNation Turns Whore
Or were they always whores and I was the last one to notice?

This morning, I saw that The Nation had purchased adverising on Yahoo.
Yahoo, being the whores that they are, sell ads that look like news, trying to fool us.

This "story" from The Nation quoted the National Enquirer, who quoted "unnamed sources"
that claimed the Obama's were all but divorced.

The story said she got fed up with him and moved into another White House bedroom and that
she was staying with him ONLY to avoid hurting his political career. They said she would divorce
him the minute he left the White House.  That implies what? That she's staying for the 24-hour chef?

The insinuation is that Michelle knows the "real" Obama and she can't stand him and that if we
knew the "real" Obama we'd be shocked and outraged and would likely support his impeachment.

Well, I had a page to build so I got busy with that but that story kept popping into my head
so I went back and tried to find it, just a couple of hours later and now it's gone.

I went to and searched for it - nothing there, either.
It wasn't in their top 20 stories, yet they spent money on Yahoo to get people to click.

Did somebody contact TheNation and call them on their lies?
Did enough people complain that TheNation felt shame and took it down?

I Googled "Obama divorce, thenation" and found this.

WASHINGTON -Michelle Obama has had enough. According to a bombshell new report,
the First Lady and Barack Obama are sleeping in separate White House bedrooms. Michelle
is also preparing to boot him out of their ritzy Chicago home - and seriously discussing divorce.

“The smart money says the marriage is doomed,” a source told the National Enquirer.
“Barack and Michelle have had a rocky go for years and mainly stayed together for their
daughters and his political career. “But now Michelle is mad AS hell. She feels violated in
front of the whole world, and screamed at him, ‘I’ve had enough.’ “She’s met with divorce
lawyers and told Barack that she wants a life apart from him. “Michelle will stay in the
White House for the rest of Barack’s term for appearances’ sake, but she made it clear
they’ll be leading separate lives.

By the way, TheNation listed that lie under "Entertainment" and they ran it Christmas f-ing Day.

Why not file that under "News," you lying bastards?

Then, TheNation fed us this pack of lies.

Isn't The Nation supposed to be a Democratic-leaning paper?
Does the need to whore for every last fucking dime outweigh everything?

Why do Democrats hate their heroes so much?

The Clintons and the Obamas have to take so much shit from the Left.
Why would any Democrat want to be president, knowing the Left will stab them in the back?

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The Huffington Post is more honest than TheNation

People React To Fake Report Of Obamas Getting Divorced

  Link  to Video

This just in: The Obamas are not getting divorced.

But that didn't stop media analyst and political activist Mark Dice from fooling
pedestrians into believing the first couple were split-bound on a recent weekend.

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"Duck Dynasty creator Scott Gurney appears to have appeared in a Gay Porn Film,
  so he either is gay or is sympathetic enough to be capable for playing gay on film."
  --  Vyan over at Kos      Link

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Palin, always the Screw-up
Says she had no idea what Duckboy said


Sarah Palin admitted she doesn't know what exactly was said by Duckboy even though
she's had really strong feelings about the matter since the story broke last week.

"I haven't read the article; I don't know exactly how he said it," Palin said Monday night,
after Greta Van Susteren admitted she found Robertson's antigay GQ interview offensive.
"But what he was doing was in response to a question about a lifestyle he disagrees with
and yet he has said over and over again he doesn't hate the person engaging in a lifestyle
he disagrees with, but in response he was quoting the gospel. So people who are so insulted
and offended by what he said evidently are offended by what he was quoting in the Bible.
That's another interesting aspect of all of this."

So, for all Palin knew Duckboy said, "Screw all niggers and faggots" and she backed him up.

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 Subject: Duck show?

Bart, this Ole Vet gave up shooting ducks years ago, and have never watched this Duck duck's show,
since my many trips to South Carolina and saw how they treated my friend and ship mate, Ben Sweet,
from Georgia who was a mullato and would not let him sing during one of our Cowpens reunions.
  Ole Vet

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Marty's TV Listings are the best!

42 years ago there was a Black Santa on TV.
Guess that would be news to anyone at FOX .

Marty always has good stuff.

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Bart, the key is place it in the cart during the 24 hour session after using your link.
People can shop all they want, just don't put it in the cart unless you do it during that window.
 Hope this helps.

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With no advertisng money coming in, I need to hold a fundraiser.
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 Subject: I have waaaaay too much money, Bart

Hey BC,
A challenge to you. If you keep me anonymous, and you can get 200 different people
to send you Christmas cards with at least a $5 gift inside, I'll donate $1000.
The greetings must arrive to your PO Box before Christmas Day.

However, if there are only 199, then I won't even send you an extra lump of coal.
Dare to take the challenge?

Dude, thanks for that.
I accept the challenge, 'cause I'm a gambler, but that's a lot of Christmas cards.
I'm not sure my PO Box has received 200 cards since I opened it :)

Can we get to 200 cards before Christmas?
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Joanne in Edmonds, WA
Janet in Morton Grove, IL
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Read Bartcop!  Emilio in Keller, TX   (5th card)
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Bart, I wish this was card #5000   Michael in Norman, OK
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...then the strangest thing happened:

After getting around 60 cards Monday, the box was empty today.
How is that possible? 
What are the odds that 60 cards arrived Monday and zero today?

I'm going to re-check the box late today to see WTF is going on.

After seeing the box jammed full on Monday, I thought sure we would hit the goal,
but after getting my hopes up, I've managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Oh, no! 

I'm Tony Romo!

I will check the PO box this afternoon.
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Thanks if you can help.

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Bully Image Trails Christie
He should hide this ugliness better


In 2010, John F. McKeon, a New Jersey assemblyman, made a mild comment on a radio program:
Some of the public employees that Gov. Chris Christie was then vilifying had been some of the
governor’s biggest supporters.   He was surprised to receive a handwritten note from Mr. Christie,
telling him that he had heard the comments, and that he didn’t like them.

“I thought it was a joke,” Mr. McKeon recalled. “What governor would take the time
to write a personal note over a relatively innocuous comment?”

But the gesture seems genteel compared with the fate suffered by others in disagreements with
Christie: a former governor who was stripped of police security at public events; a Rutgers professor
who lost state financing for cherished programs; a state senator whose candidate for a judgeship
suddenly stalled; another senator who was disinvited from an event with the governor in his own district.

In almost every case, Mr. Christie waved off any suggestion that he had meted out retribution.
But the incidents have left that impression, and it has been just as powerful in scaring off others
who might dare to cross him.

Now, the governor is dogged by another accusation of petty political revenge. Two close political
allies ordered the abrupt shutdown of two local access lanes on the George Washington Bridge in
September, gridlocking Fort Lee, N.J., for four days. The borough’s mayor said it was punitive
because he had declined to endorse the governor’s re-election.

They keep saying Christie could be their nominee, but I don't see it.
But then, in that party of losers they got nobody so who knows?

Remember when Herman Cain, the pizza man, was their best bet?
Remember when frothy Rick Santorum was their best bet?
Remember when Trump was their best bet?

 ha ha

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that the chick from THE PRICE IS RIGHT who tried to sue Bob Barker for boinking her.
It didn't make her famous enough for me to remember her name though.

Hammer on, brother!

Her name is Dian Parkinson.

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Today's Mystery City


 Subject: last issue's Mystery City     Link

 Nobody got Frankfurt, Germany.

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Name the Mystery Car


  Possibly the ugliest car to ever appear in

 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that would be the soon to come Lamborghini Huracan. 
Accent on the first "A."  I still prefer the Gallardo.

I hope you and the Mrs. have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. 
 Harker in Japan.


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Today's History Mystery

 Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link

Bart, that's Olympics Gold Medalist Jesse Owens.

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